Aww...Chester leaving us?

Left FJ

lmao what the **** are you talking about, I just wasn't on for a while.

yes, I just now noticed this comment

***** you left

Not for good tho. Just kinda got busy with art comms and all dat **** . I just lost touch with FJ. But just as per the norm, I came crawling back. This site is impossible to leave for good.

You were as good as gone.
Can we do steam chat?

Sure, let me boot it up. It hasn't been running properly lately so I don't normally bother to log in.

If you ever decide to get a PS4 I'm on there more often tho

k

Topkek

kekky kek, I didn't leave, I just got busy with other **** . Still here if you wanna chat, or if you wanna request some art send me a note. I'm hella bored.

OMG welcome back!
Yiffcario--and by extension myself--missed you. <3

I know exactly how you feel about coming back to FJ. I've left like 3 times in the past, but we always come crawling back...like a bird....

Absolutely. The GIF would have been a lot cuter if it didn't break, I swear. And I can keep this up infinitely, because there is no convincing me that Sandshrew will not be our overlord and master.

Plaster it on a Sandshrew pic and we'll be even stevens.

Also, where do you come up with all these Lucario pics?

Indeed. I'm not trying to convince you of anything, I thought we were just having fun.

What?

Loads of scavenging.

Indubitably. Just joking, friend, and I'd like to think we were having fun. You forgot your spoiler, btw.

"I'll make a note to say that immediately when I see it."

I guess that's what I'm going to have to do since I'm starting up on Sandshrew pics.

Agreed. I didn't forget it, you didn't use one, so I didn't use one.

Oooook.

I've gone through ungodly amounts of pages of Lucario pics, and I'm very selective with what I save.

All the way. Oh, I thought I used one. I'm typing with my arms arched over a cat right now though, so it's an honest mistake.

I've bet you've seen a good deal of yiffy Lucario stuff too, eh? Some yiff is alright, but I really hope I don't run into any sexy 'Shrew.

You ever watch(ed) YouAlwaysWin?

Aw yiss. Just have the cat type.

Indeed I have. Just so you know, yiff and yiffy are two different things and my name is shortened from yiffy, so don't take it as an interest in yiff or yiffing, but an interest in yiffy instead.

Nope.

Nyyesssss. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooo; I put her paw on the keyboard (yes she's still here) and that's what she wrote. She's the next Stephen King, I tell ya.

I'm familiar with the difference between yiff and yiffy, and I really don't even plan on getting into yiffing or yiff culture, myself. Yiffy art is fine every now and then, but there are still some places I don't want it to go. Babyfurs, for instance, cross the line for me. I see Sandshrew in that sort of manner, so I hope to not see any **** art of him.

They're a really good gamer duo. They don't really "review" the games, per se, as much as they just play them. They're hilarious, and they've got the best Zombie gameplays on YT. I just found this, it's a short Best Of kinda thing: www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=channel%3Ab44f4b01-1c2f-47f6-a16f-408b8587b128&feature=iv&src_vid=WuZr6LLx_v8&v=hiva6Q0D-g4

I don't think it really even shows their best or their funniest work, but it's still worth looking at.

Yay-yuh. She wrote too much, tl;dr

I'm not into yiff or yiffing. Yiffy is cool with me. Babyfur is weird.

Aight.

Uh huh, sista gurl. I'll tell her manager what you think, but your comment likely won't reach her. It's a closely-monitored situation.

The only scenario in which I would consider yiffing is if I were married and it was just the two of us doing it. I wouldn't yiff with strangers; polygamous relationships aren't for me. And babyfurs can be alright under normal contexts, but some people just take it wayyy too far.

Seriously, friend, if you like CoD of L4D Zombies, you ought to check them out.

You know it. K

I'd do it if I had a girlfriend who wanted me to, but I don't desire it.
I'm fine with cub, but when it's gets to babyfur and diapers and such, I bail out.

Maybe. I'm watching something now though.

Fo sho. Just got off the phone with her secretary. It'll be 4-6 weeks for an answer.

I'm getting a fullsuit, and yiff is pretty much the one thing I'm trying to avoid. There's an overwhelming stereotype surrounding suiters and sexuality and I don't want to be dragged into it. I'll try to avoid any and all situations were yiff and other related situations could occur, at least for the foreseeable future. And cub's alright, and I'm fine with most babyfur, assuming it's actually a baby-fied version of a sona. If it's just a sona in a diaper or something like that, I'm instantly deterred.

No pressure, friend.

Indubitably. K

People can yiff all they want but I'll pass.

Imma head to bed, I'm actually sick so sleep is probably something I should do.

Good night!
Forgot to say it!

Positively. Alrighty then, friend.

I don't think there's anything 'wrong' with yiff, really, it's just not for me. I can see how some people might like it, however.

Good deal, friend. G'night, and hope you start feeling better!

Si.

I'm not saying it's wrong either, just not into it.

Thanks.

All humour? Well then, I think if we ever meet in person, we'll get along quite swimmingly!

Yeah, luckily my dad's going to be doing most of the driving, because I'm still a novice. He's also a UPS driver, so he's very good with directions.

Hmm...Had no idea. I'll have to try it again some time, and see if they changed it any.

Fret not, for Golden Freddy knows all. Golden Freddy Master Race.

I enjoy all forms of humor, I have many tickets to hell reserved already.

You're a novice driver? Your profile says you're like 20-something. Don't drive much? Couldn't get a chance to? Illness?

It's still really good.

Foxy Master race you heretic.

In that case, it sounds like you probably would enjoy Filthy Frank. You watch any Cr1tikal videos, or are video commentaries not your style?

Yeah, about that...The min age for the site is 18, and I'm 17, so instead of posting one year ahead (1996) I just posted one decade ahead (1987). It's strange and I'm not sure why I did it, but I plan on keeping it as such until my birthday arrives in May.

That's good. They ruin a lot of things with simple changes. My folks say I have a "chef's tongue" because I can taste most, if not all, of the components of food, and thus I notice when something changes. Lemon juice, vanilla extract, Kool-Aid, Dr Pepper, and tons of others are all **** compared to what they used to be.

You tryin' to pick a fight?

Cr1tikal is fantastic but it bothers me that he records the game then narrates.
I watch a lot of Markiplier though.

Oh well I feel much better knowing we're at a similar age.

That's really useful, make me some sauces.

One that'll be won by a pirate, not some gilded teddy bear.

A lot of vids are pretty obvious that he does on the spot, but there are some that would indicate otherwise. His reactions in Babysitter Bloodbath, Battletoads, and others seem quite genuine and on-the-spot to me.

I'm glad I cleared that up. It's just one of those things that I had to kinda exploit in order to be a member here.

Haha, if you're serious I could actually make some stuff and bring it to AC for ya. I've actually almost exactly replicated BDubs' Parm Garlic sauce, too.

Gold is denser and harder than steel, and way more so than iron. This gilded "teddy bear" will beat your bitch ass Foxy into a pulp.

All about that Markiplier life.

I guess you have to do whatever I say since I'm your elder.

Haha na, you don't gotta do that.

Dense are harder, but muh boi Foxy got that sheer speed, and savvy.

Mark's vids are really good and I really like when he plays indies and other lesser known titles, but there are times when I feel that he milks the videos. I don't really think FNAF, Amnesia, or even 7 Days To Die needed that many videos. Recently I've been watching more of Jacksepticeye because he keeps it entertaining and simple, and damn if he doesn't have humour comin' out his ass.

Elder by how much? If I'm old enough to get a hit and run, I'd like to think I'm old enough not to have to listen to someone I could be in school with.

It'd be no problem. I'm already planning to [have my dad] take my roommates out for a meal one night at the con.

The tortoise and the hare, friend. The tortoise and the hare.

He literally tries not to milk the vids. He finishes the games he plays. I like collabs with Mark and Jack. The Forest was great.

Shhhhhhh, no words, only listen to my commands. I'm 19

It's cool, kinda weird to suddenly meet a stranger and pick up some sauces.

He's fat, a Pirate's life ain't easy, that bear will be done in no time. Foxy's got this.

Mm, not so much "milk" 'em I guess, but stretch 'em out. The series are a bit long for me, is all. For most of them, I lose interest very easily. I think the only one of his I ever finished was The Crooked Man.

Yes, oh great salami, your wish is my command. In college or no?

I don't know man, where I live that kind of stuff happens all the time. I picked up a dimer of sriracha at a bus stop the other day.

Fat amounts to additional strength; I should know, I'm a lardass myself. Foxy's scrawny, handless, eyeless, and otherwise injured. Golden's killed Foxy before, he'll do it again.

I wonder how I should use this. No.

lolwut

Fat doesn't equal strength. Mass x Acceleration = Force. Freddy is just pudgy, he ain't got them gainz. Naaaaaaaaaaaaa.

To each their own, eh?

Being online and all, there aren't too many options.

And I'm actually really busy at the moment so it'll be at least next before I get anything started on your sona. I know I should have started a long time ago, but I really tend to stay busy, anyway.

Fat does not equal strength. Weight, however, does. Assuming a person of 200lb has the same muscle mass ratio of a person of 100lb, the larger would be more adept at strength-related activities. He/she would be more stable, they would have more leverage, and it helps in areas involving the abs or back because fat and muscle have a higher concentration there. You can use your science all you want, that doesn't mean ******** since my dad used to be a pro lifter and my mom used to be a pro trainer. Therefore and thusly, Freddy doooooooo got dem gainz.

Yeah. Mark is love, Mark is life.

Tell the scenarios to feminists and cause a glorious ********* .

It's fine, I don't even have a name for it, all I know is it's a Jackal. I believe I updated you on that right?

I'm aware of that, but we're not lifting, we're fighting. A strong punch is different from a strong lift. Freddy got them calorie and carb gainz.
Plus, speed and skill, vs brute strength. The Knight vs the Ninja. Ninja wins it.

Totally. Jack is love. Jack is life.

What scenarios?

Yeah, you told me about it, and gave me a few reference images. I have an idea of what I'm going to do for him.

Good leverage = Efficient Punch. Swiftness means next to nothing when you're fighting up. And a big guy can still have quick reflexes, take Muhammad Ali, Andrei Arlovski, or Floyd Mayweather, for example. And pulease, Knight vs Ninja? I think you mean Tank vs Ninja, and I think we all know who wins.

Yup. Lucario is love. Lucario is life.

Scenario* my bad. The scenario of you doing whatever I say.

I have no idea! Woo! [Dies Internally]

>Big
>Muhammad Ali
Kek.
Freddy a puncher, pirate's use weapons, sabers, guns, they lie, cheat, trick and fight dirty. Foxy gonna merc him.

Have we talked about alternate forms of communication? Snapchat? Kik? Cell number? I plan on getting off soon but it takes forever to fall asleep so texting and such is cool.

No doubt. Sandshrew is love. Sandshrew is life.

Well I don't know any SJWs and I don't have a tumblr or Facebook, so good luck with that.

Once I send you something, you should at least know what you don't want.

Cassius Clay, or Muhammad Ali, was, is and always will be the Greatest Boxer of All Time. While there are many fighters today that are considered much larger than he was, he was still huge for his time at 6'3" and 263lb. And if you think that GFred, sharing characteristics of The Greatest, would lose to a fox, then you can consider this friendship severed. Unless you were born here, I don't think you're ever going to understand a Louisvillian's affection for Ali. You diss him, and I can guarantee you than Hell will break loose here in Derby City.

I don't have a Snapchat or a Skype, and I've never heard of Kik. As for cellphone...I lost mine about three months back. The good news is I lost it in my own house. The bad news is I could hardly give two ***** about it so I'm too lazy to look for it. I'll have a looksee for it this weekend and see if I can find it.

Anyway, friend, I'm actually getting off right about now. Got stuff to do tomorrow. Night!

Mhm. Lucario master race.

Just a joke.

Oh god, that sounds so negative, but I did want to ask, what if I don't like it? I appreciate the art, and the effort and the thought but oh god I'll feel like such a dick. I'm not sure what I want but I'll know it when I see/create it.

All I was saying is he's not big. Freddy is big. Ali is not. Wide, girthy, broad.

Good night.

Sure thing. Heil Sandshrew, Fuhrer of the Pokedex.

And I'm sorry friend, I didn't mean to offend. I didn't seam to sound impudent or blunt, I just wanted to progress a point. I've never really had friends, and all my family does is argue, so I'm pretty used to being protective of my beliefs. Forgive me if I said anything harsh.

Also, I'm always open to constructive criticism. I'll have no problem with whatever you say.

Getting back on the Golden vs Foxy subject, let me put it this way: Do you think Rob Dyrdek would ever be able to take down Big Black? Didn't think so.

And sorry if I apologized too much. I'm a bit of a worrier.

Uh-huh. Sandshrew is cute, but Lucario is best.

Woah slow it down, I took no offense, chill.

I'll still feel mean.

You got it. I always find Sandshrews and use them, usually all as a team. I beat Legendaries with them at ease, even though I never Evolve them. Come back when Lucario has the starting stats of a Bellsprout, and then we'll talk.

Sorry, friend. I'm always pretty cautious about maintaining friendships because when you have a disability and can't get out they're hella scarce.

Unless you outright say "This is **** , you should feel bad, go to hell" I will take no offense whatsoever, regardless of what you say. Don't worry about it, friend.

You bet. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Lucario.

It's cool.

I'll make a note to say that immediately when I see it.

Hey, friend. I realize it's been awhile since I've been on here. I've just been having a good deal of pain lately, and even besides that I've had a lot on my plate. I'm actually in the process of ordering a fullsuit for Cyclone (Fenris' brother) and I'll be doing a DTD tomorrow. I'm getting it from LunoVulpes on FA. He/She seems like a good maker.

Sorry if I worried you at all. I know I kinda sent off a bad vibe with the whole disorder thing, which is why I knew it would probably be best that I get back on. I was afraid you'd call the National Guard or some **** . (Excuse the potty mouth, but I still don't feel very well)

Anyway, how are you doing? Everything alright on your end? I actually just received a commission. It was for my dad and not for me (to be used as a bargaining tool to convince him to take me to AC) but I still really like it. You can see that on my FA, and here's also a link that my buddy, Future, posted of some badges I did for him:

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Thanks!
Fenris

Sorry to hear that.

Na lol and don't be sorry, it's cool.
>Potty mouth
Ha, you should hear some of the **** I say.

I'm doing well, just lots of drama.

Nice.

Ain't nutin but a thang, boo. I'm in pain all damn day, so I'm as "used to it" as I'm going to get.

Well I just kinda thought you weren't the kind of person who cussed, or who was offended by cussing, because our conversation thus far has been generally clean. Now that I know you couldn't give two ***** , it'll give me a bit more leniency when I'm in a bit of a pain-pickle like today.

Doing well, eh? Good, friend. I've found that the older one gets and the more people one meets, however, more attention and drama will be naturally drawn to that person. So while I don't know specifically what you're going through, just know that you aren't alone, friend. My grandma's cat's intestines are actually tangled up right now, and it may have cancerous tumours on top of that. That's not drama as much as it is tragedy, but it still sucks.

Yup. The GShep's for my dad because it's his favourite animal. Future bought the badges to help me pay for fur for my head. Hardly put a damn dent in it, but I'm glad that he likes them. He's also one of the furs that I'm talking to about rooming with.

Thanks

:c

I don't believe in offense. Getting offended doesn't make sense to me.
Say whatever you want, whenever you want with me, it's cool.

Oh no I know, many have it worse than I, and I can deal with what I'm handed. sorry to hear about the cat.

For AC? Awesome! See you there hopefully. Rooms open up soon I heard.

No problem.

That's good on you, friend. I also don't really get offended, and I don't get embarrassed. I get annoyed, but not to the point where I need to exact petty retribution. When a debate seems like it's on the verge of being an argument, I'll leave it alone. God, my family, and my friends -- especially my furry ones who've helped me through so much -- are just about the only thinks that trigger responses in me. Just don't **** wit dose things, and we'll be aight, capice?

I really hope and pray the cat gets better. He's not very old, but they let him outside, which is pretty much a guarantee for a shorter life. The biggest problem is that he has a brother that he's been with all his life, and they've always done everything together. I can't even imagine him not having his brother and best bud around...

Yeah, I already found other roommates for AC, and they said they reserved the room. I don't know what all that entails, but I'm hoping we won't have to go through the hassle of searching for a room in the dead of night (as if I wouldn't be on at that time, anyway).

[Triggered]

Nuuu......

If it's reserved then the room is set up, or at least it should be.

u wot m8

Yup. He should, hopefully, get better. The doctors at the hospital that he goes to are some of the best in the country, so they untangle organs on the reg and it has a very good success rate. They've never done it with the threat of cancer, though, is the only problem. And actually, they have another cat named Pumpkin who's been off-and-on outside for his entire life and he's 28 and healthy as an ox.

Really? Neat. I should have asked ahead of time if we could get a room with a couch, or else Future will be sleeping on the floor if he decides to room with us...Oh well.

"just about the only thinks that trigger"

Awesome, hope they can help him.

I don't know the people you keep naming.

I was using it in the classical manner, not in the way that the SJWs and Feminist-Extremists have popularized.

Yeah, friend, I really hope so, too.

Future Wolf (future4 on FA) is the guy I made the badges for on FA, and the guy whose post I linked you to earlier.

I'm actually heading to bed right now, friend. I should be on tomorrow, though. Night!

I know, I was joking.

Oh alright.

G'night!

Hey Foxy and Mangle.

I kinda thought you were joking, but it's hard to tell some times. There needs to be a 'sarcasm' font or something.

I'm actually looking around for cheaper rooms, but the one we've got reserved right now is right next to the con. It'd save us parking prices, and it'd be a lot more convenient when/if I suited.

Here's Golden, too. From a really good FNAF artist of FA named ThatWickedSmile.

Sarcasm Font

Is it at The Westin?

It's all about that Foxy life.

Nah, I think italics is more for emphasis, or for exaggeration. It would quickly become confusing if people began using it for sarcasm.

I think so...I'm not sure, however. My pals are in charge of booking, so I can't really be sure about anything. They could be getting a queen bed for themselves and my dad and I could be sleeping in the bathtub. Who knows, eh?

Golden Freddy all day. (Enlarge image, by the way)

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I like using italics in a lewd fashion.

Pfft. It's it right next to the Con, it's the Westin. I'm staying at the Omni.

Foxy The Pirate!

Is that an earnest statement or are you exhibiting your sarcasm?

I've asked my pals where it is and they haven't replied yet, so I'm not exactly sure. They said it was real close to the convention center, though.

Golden the uh...the Freddy!

Lewd.

I'm like a block away, I love the Omni. Meet people on the way there and back, oh god I want AC now.

>2015
>Not choosing Foxy The Pirate

This is way outta nowhere, but do you watch, or have you ever watched, Filthy Frank?

Do you actually live in Pitt, or is the Omni just where you always stay? I'm in Louisville, myself, and it's gonna be a helluva drive to get up to AC. Luckily I've got a couple of furs coming with me that'll help with gas money.

>2017
>Not praising the Sun

I've seen one episode.

I live in NJ. I'm not an NJ stereotype I always stay at the Omni now when I go.

Praise the Sunny D.

It's definitely not for everyone, but if you like black humour and offensive/juvenile skits, then you might find it entertaining. This is kind of a good segway into FF vids: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

NJ, eh? That's not all that far from Pitt, is it? I don't think I could find Pennsylvania on a map to save my life, so that shows how distant I am from it -- literally and figuratively.

Do they actually still make Sunny D???

I said 2017 b/c that's when the third game is set, btw, and in case you didn't know.

I like all humor. I wouldn't need to be eased into something like this, I could just as well be thrown into the fray with it.

Lol wow.

Yup.

Did not know that.

Sorry but, em, what do you mean?

Art

Still not catching your drift, friend. Do you mean you want to commission something?

I want to, but can't using money. I can, however, pay for it in PS Store currency, or whatever system you have. I cannot get it until maybe the upcoming week.

May I hear/see a little bit about your art skills before continuing?

I do writing, if you're interested in it, but I don't have any uploaded examples of that. And all of the examples I do have on my FA are terrible because they are sketches. I'm working on a few things right now, and I actually should have a thing or two up by tomorrow. But if you're interested at the moment, here's my FA:

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And I can do PSN, but could you maybe do Steam? If not, that's fine.

Thanks,
Fenris

I could prolly do Steam.

Also, what is your limit on art? Do you draw stuff that is rule 34 ?

The only reason I'm asking about Steam is because my account is actually a sub-account so I don't know if I can buy things independently of the main account. I should be able to, but I'll have to find out.

I don't really have a "limit" on art. You'll get what you pay for and then some (literally -- I'll send you any rejects, protos, and sketches along with the finished product). I'm willing to do graphic stuff, but I don't do very many female characters so I'm not the best at them. I'm adept at them, but I can guarantee you that there are betters out there. As for r34, there are some limitations as to what I'm comfortable doing. You'll have to Note me on FA or PM me on here with the exact details of what you'd want, and then I'd be able to give you a yes/no and a price estimate.

Thanks,
Fenris

Aighty.

I will take this into high consideration

Good deal, friend. Do whatever you want. I'm not gonna charge a damn fortune, though. It'll be $20 at the most, so just remember that.

Also, if you're looking into getting a badge, I will NOT do anything over PG-13 because if I do work like that I don't want it publicly demonstrated. Sorry.

Thanks again,
Fenris

I'm not looking to make you create underage stuff. The character I want created is 15 in the game, but I'll let you be the judge on recreating her in that manner. The girl is pictured.

Anyways, I'm not gonna upload it in the **** section. On reuploading this stuff anywhere, like rule34@paheal, would you allow that, or if you draw something, it must be for the person you draw it for only?

What kind of situation would she be in?

You can upload it wherever you want, just don't put my name on it. You can give my FA out to people ONLY if they PM you for the express purpose of gaining my name/contact. Don't leave it in any comments, or the sort. I'm fine doing it, but I still don't want my name in it because I want a good job at some point.

Thanks,
Fenris

Aight, I won't in-clude your name speaking of names, I didn't in-clude the user in.clude by using characters .

She will be the only character in the picture. Nothing much out of the ordinary. I understand that in order to go further, that I would have to PM you

Only character in the picture? No critters? I am a furry artist, after all. You decide you want to add some fur to your pic, I'll gladly oblige.

And PM me when, and if, you'd like, friend.

Thanks,
Fenris

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I hath been summoned.

Lol you keep that up people are really gonna start thinking I'm gay.

What? We aren't allowed to be affectionate? :3
Doesn't mean we're ******* or anything, and there's certainly nothing wrong with a sensitive man ;)

I'm just playin' around man, people assume it anyway since I'm a furry. All I gotta say is I'm straight and playin' around and BOOM explained.
I'm cool with it, tis the internet anyway.

**giffythetoad licks you** Good. :3~

Apparently I got summoned as well Ahoy!

You're a sweetie. ^w^

lol thank you!

Hey.

A lot's been going on in my own comment section since I last logged on. Guess that means I should check this crap more often...

BTW Thanks for the recommendations, giffythetoad!

Thanks yiffcario

Yeah, FJ can get lively.

My mind is tired, what I do?

OMG

?

You used the image :3

I'd use the gif too it weren't broken.

Damn fj