Well helloooooo there Zomba, at last we meet.
Did they not warn you? Warn you they did, and listen you did not.
"Hide yo kids, hide yo wife" they said.
"Lock yo doors"
I am the hero your estate deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
I.AM.JUSTI-

Ah screw it,
you left the back door open. I was drunk. IM SORRY

damn straight i left the backdoor open

*INSERT CLICHE SEX JOKE*

......
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Maybe I don't know what a moose is.

Well hey bob! What brings you to this corner of the interwebs?

You apparently.

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?
Well welcome to my humble abodes :D

I would hope so.
I pay Pablo very good money for his services.

lol!


so do anything during the day?

Right now, not particularly.
I'm leaving to Basic Training in approx. 1 week, so my schedule is fairly open.
(except for the long list of people who demand I say goodbye before I leave) -.-

well, i hope you stay safe!


well um, its gettin late, i should, um, well, goodbye. and uh thanks for the enchiladas. i had fun, but i doubt you did. so uh, i guess if you want to do anything again, just ask.

Baww thanks Yoyo.
Can I call you Yoli?
It has a nice ring to it x]

lol you sure can it sorta does have a ring to it lol x3

id probbably do the whole comment emots thing too but im so lazy -.-

haha I kno right? I have too much time on my hands.
Or erm, at least I did

why what happend?

1 word: Military
Guess who got called to go into Basic Training early?
haha x]

ouch military??? why you in there?

Because I sincerely enjoy the lifestyle, and It's taking me comfortably through college. Sure I'll have to kill a few people and become an object bent to other's wills along the way, but who's complaining?

wow and you dont care? jeez i dont have a "badass" pic comment so here ya go

btw what do you do in the army?

I'm a MP (military police)
And technically I'm in the National Guard, so I'll be coming home after basic/AIT

well wow i gotta say your doin some great work on the comment pics and i really do appreciate what you do for our country

Thank you Yoli, that means a lot to me ^-^
out of all the Yoli's I have ever met, you are by far my favorite

lol how many yolis have ya met? 0.o

um.
Just you

lol

its very nice here, and what is that, an air refreshener? very classy!

damn that was suppose to be a reply to you :/

haha yea it looks like Chainedinmemories beat you to it.
Still, welcome to my humble abode :]

I LOVE YOU.

Wow-
This is awfully sudden.
Can we at least see a movie first?
Maybe a nice dinner?

(also, Ily2 <3)

i have feelings that i cant explain, but a movie would be nice.



whaddya wanna see?

im a complete pussy so no horror please : )

DOOD
I just saw Guardians of Ga'Hoole.
That movie was badass.

really? i just saw......


well, i havent seen much, mostly just watch stand up comedy on mah netflix : )

but uhhhh, man im nervous, um how about......

<----- this?

That's an odd choice to take a girl to on a first date.
Are you trying to compensate for something?

FUCK, IM SO FUCKING STUPID.

goddamit, why do i always do this?! im sorry for ruining your night, ill be out of your way.... : (

chillax broski, I was only joking. Sarcasm is in my nature. I'm sorry to hear it's a reoccurring habit though, lol

way to many times, im fucking awkward. so any suggestions of what you wanna see before i make an ass of myself again?

What would I like to see?
I would like to see, you be less harsh on yourself. Life's to short to worry about what some chick on the internet things about you bro
we all have our awkward moments, don't sweat it.

oh okay, ill try to find tha- wait a minute, really?


well thanks, i guess i could try.....

Good. Because if you don't listen. Cherryblosom will find you.
And there will be
No
Mercy

okay.


well, this isnt going the way i wanted it to, but your still awesome, and i still love you. \


were do we go from here?

mmmm, I'm in the mood for enchiladas. You in?

fuck yea, course im in!


lemme move my laptop to the basement while you make em!

*disregards blatantly sexist comment*
*brings in steamy enchiladas*
mmmmmm, so delicious and cheesy!!!

fuck.


they smell delicious!

I would hope so considering I didn't make them: I ordered them from the Mexican Restaurant down the street.
If I made them, the house would probably be on fire right now >.>

lol, i bet your good at cooking! uh, not cause your a women, but uh, shit.



well lets dig in!

I'm doing great, what about yourself?

wait, this isn't my profile D:

Pretty good.

Sorry, cock-blocked :/

Its alright, I'm just surprised someone answered so quick.

Hello:
What's going on in here?

conversations

Hey.
Noseses?

hello

Hello Durricane! What brings you to this side of town today?

Oh I forgot :/ Its been a while since that hello xD

lol yea. I was out of town for awhile. 4 days is probably the longest I've been sober from Funnyjunk in ages.

Wat. U mean this one?

There it is....
yea if you hadnt notice i noticed that you changed your avatar
is allz...

Yea, I thought I should make an Avatar since it's what all the cool kids were doing and I desperately need friends...

Haha jk I was just bored.

Dont you just love the satisfaction of a masterpiece...even if it takes 5 mins...haha

Yea, plus it gives me something to do.
Busy work is good work.
Also, my thumb-to-picture ratio skyrocketed, so I suppose it was worth it :3

When you're right you're right

Well, if you ever miss my hat, you can always click on my default picture, and I have that picture saved on there. Also, I will buy you a hat. and we will cook delicious pastries together and soforth.

Last one was "o la la".
An awesome hat of awesome just fer me?
Woooh
*brofist*

Hi.
My name is Cherryblosom, it is nice to meet you :]

Hai. You look like you draw on paper then take a picture of it then use it. How you do that?

It's called a scanner. I just draw a paper full of chibis and scan it onto my computer. A little editing later, and they're ready to go

How much does a scanner cost? I got a whole notebook of comics going to waste.

Scanners can vary depending on quality from $50 to like $200, but if you invest in a drug cartel, you can more that triple your investments. It's risky, but I know how bad you want that scanner!

Drug Cartel...? I don't even want to know.

Fuck. I knew it. I already knew what a scanner is, but I was hoping you were using other means to do it.

<---- I belive this accurately depicts how I feel at this particular moment. As you can see I'm barely coping.

the times you wish for comment deleation huh?

but I dont need it because....

I don't think we should have comment deletion. Too many "fail" and "rofl" moments would be missed. I'll take my thumbs down, and just earn them back later.
Capiche?

awesome gif ima take it :P

comments that do fail and those rofl comments get thumbed up

respect you aint a thumb whore that would be so freaking aggry for losing a couple of thumbs

It feels fine. I still have my lvl 4 rank. Life goes on :]

Don't be an asshole.

Why thank you good sir!
I noticed you happen to be pretty awesome yourself.
Why you ask?
Because I said so.
That is all.

how straightforward

lol perv

Hai House, I see you survived the FJ apocalypse too?

yes i have my dear lady.

Hola senior NightElf.
Judging by your name, I assume you play WoW?

Used too v.v
-pokes ur face-
whats a lady like you doing on the troll side of FJ?

Troll? On FJ?
Why whatever do you mean good sir?

-prints screen- u got trolls on ur page!

Oh, Idk. They just seem to find me. You know how trolls are.

Nah I wouldn't have a clue, they ugly? xD
So u single? lmao


-u see what i did there?

Si senior, por mi espanol es no bueno.

chupar el pene

Yo solo chupar pene los fines de semana con mi novio. Es fantastico!

no como fantatic como la mia. jajajaja. Ahora vas a beber mi esperma o tengo que hacer yu?

Lo siento, pero no se alimentan trolls y no dejo que los trolls me dan de comer.

por que no chupes mi pene? Mi pene es gigante y muy sabroso, preguntarle a mi novia

lololololololol, esta bien!

LOL! q mal.

Donde esta la basura?!

no no, donde esta COTTON CANDY FUCKING FIELDS!!!!!
so
much
sugar

*Eyes Dialate*
CHERRY WANT.

oh do you know
well you must do me a favor

Twat do you want?!
I cunt understand what you're trying to say!

you know what i want
climb up the mountain
up the highest gum gum tree
AND BRING ME DOWN ALL THE BANANAS
and the you must
defeat the reptuar for his strawberries
because you can NOT have bananas without strawberries
you have 8.3 hours.
GO

...........







It shall be done.
*collects things and kisses mother goodbye*

if so you shall be rewarded.
did i mention the trip is 100 miles long?
better take these winged shoes.
good luck
(little did you know the bananas are guarded by baboons....with rabies)

DOOD WHAT DO I DO!?
I'm allergic to baboons, and I HATE rabies!


Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..