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Gender: male
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Interests: Chess (Holy fuck), MLP FiM, Doctor Who, Bands (Because I can put that shit here) - Coheed and Cambria, Bad Religion, Zebrahead, Rise Against, Billy Talent
Date Signed Up:1/17/2010
Last Login:5/28/2012
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My name's Chris. I actually use this account for normal stuff, not just funny ass comments.
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Too be honest, my proof consist of nothing more than the Avatarwiki article on Amon. So to answer your actual question, if any of that is true, no, I cannot say for certain that everything on that page is true. However, I must add that the same can be said for alot of "Random fact" posts. I just assumed it was a fact, because why would someone lie about this. I hope this answers your question.
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Fair enough. I've just always had interest in pressure points, so I thought I would ask.
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#48 - dppwrestler ONLINE (04/01/2012) [-]
Chair, get off the computer... You can't even type, you don't have hands... Silly chair.
Chair, get off the computer...

You can't even type, you don't have hands...

Silly chair.
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User avatar #49 to #48 - Chair (04/01/2012) [-]
NEVER. I am going to take a shot in the dark and guess that you're a brony?
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#50 to #49 - dppwrestler ONLINE (04/01/2012) [-]
No, I'm a die hard Madonna fan...

I'm gonna take a guess and say that you are a chair?
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User avatar #51 to #50 - Chair (04/01/2012) [-]
I didn't know she still had fans. You would think I'm a chair, but I'm actually a table.
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#52 to #51 - dppwrestler ONLINE (04/01/2012) [-]
Oh, so you won't mind if I start a lil chair gore thread then?
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User avatar #53 to #52 - Chair (04/01/2012) [-]
I don't need sick fucks coming onto my profile and posting gore.
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#54 to #53 - dppwrestler ONLINE (04/01/2012) [-]
This one is easily fappable to ;)
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Chair (04/01/2012) [-]
People like you disgust me.
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User avatar #47 - Sunset ONLINE (10/26/2011) [-]
I'M OUT YOUR WINDOW


BECAUSE I'M A SUNSET

GET IT
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#38 - bobJML (06/10/2011) [-]
Can I please sit on you?
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User avatar #39 to #38 - Chair (06/10/2011) [-]
Yes. You may.
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#40 to #39 - bobJML (06/10/2011) [-]
I'm just letting you know I took a poop earlier and didn't wipe, is that fine?
I'm just letting you know I took a poop earlier and didn't wipe, is that fine?
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Chair (06/11/2011) [-]
That depends. Is it still wet?
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#42 to #41 - bobJML (06/11/2011) [-]
What happens if it is?
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User avatar #43 to #42 - Chair (06/12/2011) [-]
It would ruin my finish.
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#44 to #43 - bobJML (06/12/2011) [-]
What is this?
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User avatar #45 to #44 - Chair (06/13/2011) [-]
:D
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User avatar #46 to #45 - bobJML (06/14/2011) [-]
D:
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User avatar #35 - truedevilslicer (05/19/2011) [-]
Have you heard of Gods Eater Burst?
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User avatar #36 to #35 - Chair (05/22/2011) [-]
No. Why do you ask?
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User avatar #37 to #36 - truedevilslicer (05/24/2011) [-]
because it's a game like monster hunter on the psp, and it is awesome
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#34 - soraisrox (12/17/2010) [-]
Lemme sit on you.
Lemme sit on you.
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User avatar #30 - nommas (11/06/2010) [-]
You are an epic win
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#31 to #30 - Chair (11/06/2010) [-]
How so?
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User avatar #32 to #31 - nommas (11/06/2010) [-]
You are a chair. A mother fucking chair!
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User avatar #33 to #32 - Chair (11/06/2010) [-]
Sounds legit...
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User avatar #28 - sircool ONLINE (09/20/2010) [-]
your my fav piece of furniture
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User avatar #29 to #28 - Chair (09/20/2010) [-]
Really? :D
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User avatar #22 - hahahaheidi (09/05/2010) [-]
:D

can i... can i sit on you??
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User avatar #24 to #22 - Chair (09/06/2010) [-]
If you want. ;)
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User avatar #25 to #24 - hahahaheidi (09/08/2010) [-]
FUCKING WIN!

*sits*

ahh perfect

*reads paper*
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User avatar #26 to #25 - Chair (09/08/2010) [-]
You're giving me wood.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - hahahaheidi (09/09/2010) [-]
this pleases me
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User avatar #21 - airguitar (09/05/2010) [-]
OMFG, it's chair! You're my fucking role model man.. No one gets as much ass as you!
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User avatar #23 to #21 - Chair (09/05/2010) [-]
It's all about being at the right place at the right time.
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#19 - redthecloud (07/24/2010) [-]
Next time you fucking TOUCH my knee with the intent to smash it ill use you as kindling
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User avatar #7 - midgman (07/12/2010) [-]
where's couch?
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User avatar #8 to #7 - Chair (07/12/2010) [-]
He went out with Stool.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - midgman (07/12/2010) [-]
i thought he was with TV stand
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User avatar #10 to #9 - Chair (07/13/2010) [-]
TV stand is here with me.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - midgman (07/13/2010) [-]
oh ok. what about lamp?
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User avatar #12 to #11 - Chair (07/13/2010) [-]
He went on 'vacation'. The dumb ass decided to stay in the Holiday Inn down the street.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - midgman (07/13/2010) [-]
wow. so how's TV doing? i heard he was getting old
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User avatar #14 to #13 - Chair (07/13/2010) [-]
Yeah, he turns 10 next month. It's not to bad, though. There's a good chance he'll just get sold. I'm not surprised. He has antennas.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - midgman (07/13/2010) [-]
yeah. i heard what happened to VCR. i'm so sorry
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User avatar #16 to #15 - Chair (07/13/2010) [-]
With his adventurous life style, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner. But I'm really worried about DVD Player. She loved him so much...
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User avatar #17 to #16 - midgman (07/13/2010) [-]
yeah. but she's going to be replaced soon with blu- ray i think
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User avatar #18 to #17 - Chair (07/13/2010) [-]
That's what I heard. It's really sad having so many friends leaving.
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#20 to #18 - Monoxide (07/25/2010) [-]
That was the epicest thread I have ever read.
I must show this to the world.
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User avatar #3 - dragothirteen (06/25/2010) [-]
You sir, are a Chair.

Aren't Chairs for sitting on? :P
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User avatar #4 to #3 - Chair (06/25/2010) [-]
I am a chair. Your argument is invalid.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dragothirteen (06/25/2010) [-]
Damn. You got me.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - Chair (06/25/2010) [-]
I believe this is the end of our minor confrontation. Good day.
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User avatar #2 - truedevilslicer (06/24/2010) [-]
Why yes, i do have MH Tri.
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#1 - wowwizard (06/20/2010) [-]
hai! met u on whiled XP
 
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