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Cartouk

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:7/18/2016
Location:The Dirty South
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Comment Ranking:#20248
Highest Content Rank:#8673
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
Content Thumbs: 59 total,  125 ,  66
Comment Thumbs: 1789 total,  2460 ,  671
Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 42% (42/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:3495
Times Content Favorited:15 times
Total Comments Made:957
FJ Points:1812
Favorite Tags: rucka rucka (2)
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latest user's comments

#22 - oops 05/08/2014 on Hypnotic dots +1
#21 - Listen to this while watching 05/08/2014 on Hypnotic dots +1
#45 - Lol hello fellow kanfags 05/05/2014 on superman 0
#43 - 1st wish: Wish to become a genie 2nd wish: Wish to be free…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2014 on (untitled) +22
#49 - anon (05/05/2014) [-]
Genie wishes don't work on other genies, otherwise they'd just wish themselves free. Once you become a genie you forfeit your wishes.
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#75 - thenameschuck (05/05/2014) [-]
alright then, step 1: wish genie free, he is greatful so he lets you use other wishes, step 2: wish to be a free genie and step 3: ???
#119 - I cant be the only one thinking sandslash right?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 19 +9
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#124 - phenact (05/04/2014) [-]
don't worry you aren't
#144 - Cause watching black women treated and acting like sluts by wh… 05/03/2014 on Kentucky... WTF, man? +1
#104 - Maybe I'm just a sadistic asshole who finds anyone getting a… 05/01/2014 on Hello my dear 0
#109 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Something smells fishy +7
#110 - kibbleking (04/22/2014) [-]
I'm going to have to go fap to a mermaid now thanks.
#134 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
you know.. i read this in Dean's voice, and it sounds like something he would actually say
#120 - jaked (04/22/2014) [-]
Are you implying that you have to be forced to do that? Ariel is, as they say, bammin slammin bootylicious.
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#115 - caet (04/22/2014) [-]
but you did it to yourself
#23 - Simple solution: Be american, don't apologize for **** 04/02/2014 on How to Apologize when Asian +4
#38 - you do realize that the north korean population is so brain-wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Admin wins election in Best... 0
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#45 - specialone (03/11/2014) [-]
They're not actually brainwashed. The population is starting to wake up with an increase in foreign television shows and pirate radio broadcasts from across the border reaching a large proportion of the people.

This is all completely illegal of course yet they're still doing it.

www.abc.net.au/4corners/stories/2014/02/17/3944138.htm