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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:8/27/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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#74 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2012 on Come with me +22
User avatar #96 - grundo (02/01/2012) [-]
What about 19?
User avatar #75 - bramy (02/01/2012) [-]
what about 6 and 4?
User avatar #81 - bramy (02/01/2012) [-]
i don't think math at funny junk
I LEARNED MY PLACE
#78 - Cartouk (02/01/2012) [-]
#100 - WIN!!!!! 02/01/2012 on Perv Dad Again +1
#496 - I don't remember  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2012 on The Seagull 0
User avatar #498 - donzulo (02/01/2012) [-]
Damn.. I watched it with my buddy, believing it was you standard teenage movie... imagine how surprised we were when it turned out to be nothing more than bad humour and softcore porn xD
#493 - Then it turns out to be one of the seagulling guy's sister doe…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2012 on The Seagull 0
User avatar #494 - donzulo (02/01/2012) [-]
It sure does. What's that movie's name again?
User avatar #496 - Cartouk (02/01/2012) [-]
I don't remember
User avatar #498 - donzulo (02/01/2012) [-]
Damn.. I watched it with my buddy, believing it was you standard teenage movie... imagine how surprised we were when it turned out to be nothing more than bad humour and softcore porn xD
#454 - I do **** like this all the time, my favorite is … 02/01/2012 on A nice walk 0
#57 - Who the hell hallucinates on unlaced weed? 01/31/2012 on The Reason -1
#11 - Should have screamed their not getting me as you ran passed he… 01/31/2012 on So this happened late at... +1
#193 - I never could get in to it, it's to nice and i'm to cynical to…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2012 on Ponies +1
#197 - pyrokineticdew has deleted their comment.
#191 - Exactly, I don't like/watch the show personally but i don't se… 01/31/2012 on Ponies +1
#170 - >Me reading a book >Random person asks "What ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2012 on Stupid Questions +1
#177 - durpasaur (02/05/2012) [-]
Hero
#570 - Picture 01/31/2012 on The Jackson +7
#21 - The **** ? 01/30/2012 on challenge accepted +4
#37 - I gives probable cause because if they just got done hotboxing… 01/30/2012 on Cool cop +1
#314 - Because /b/tards are real men of genius. 01/30/2012 on Feels bad man 0
#345 - **Cartouk rolls 64** cockMcnuggets 01/30/2012 on Strip club rage 0
#513 - Dwemer capital city, black reach. 01/29/2012 on Skyrim Feel +2
#13 - Dude just chill, i don't get what it is with ponies either, bu… 01/28/2012 on Yay +3
#26 - Just because they give cancer does not make them asbestos, cig… 01/28/2012 on kill it 0
#24 - But asbestos aren't the only thing that can give you cancer th…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2012 on kill it +1
User avatar #25 - stealthfoxbrony (01/28/2012) [-]
howso? Im implying that he cannot burn the ponies, becuase they are made of asbestos.
User avatar #26 - Cartouk (01/28/2012) [-]
Just because they give cancer does not make them asbestos, cigarettes can give you cancer as can pollution.
#22 - Cigarettes give you cancer and they'er not fireproof.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2012 on kill it +1
#23 - stealthfoxbrony (01/28/2012) [-]
Thats becuase they aren't asbestos.....
User avatar #24 - Cartouk (01/28/2012) [-]
But asbestos aren't the only thing that can give you cancer therefore your argument is invalid.
User avatar #25 - stealthfoxbrony (01/28/2012) [-]
howso? Im implying that he cannot burn the ponies, becuase they are made of asbestos.
User avatar #26 - Cartouk (01/28/2012) [-]
Just because they give cancer does not make them asbestos, cigarettes can give you cancer as can pollution.
#182 - Actually I read half the first chapter of the first book befor…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2012 on Movies/books +5
#208 - anonymous (01/27/2012) [-]
That's nothing. I had to do an English assignment on Twilight. I read about 5 chapters before I gave up and went to Wikapedia. Just think I wouldn't be able to do that is SOPA takes over.
User avatar #189 - rogglando (01/27/2012) [-]
You are a brave man! I would not dare to buy the book or hold it! You read half of the first chapter! A Medal for you sir! You should have your own survival TV show on Discovery Channel!
#146 - I love being able to find anything on the internet. 01/27/2012 on Draw it 0
#527 - or a goat.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2012 on im going to hell 0
User avatar #529 - insanepain (01/27/2012) [-]
Or a pile of manure
User avatar #531 - jessiijellybean (01/27/2012) [-]
Or a pig. :D
User avatar #532 - insanepain (01/27/2012) [-]
Or Snooky
User avatar #543 - zachariahh (01/27/2012) [-]
Or a crumbling building.
#179 - There are other was of controlling your stamina and endurance … 01/27/2012 on Not again -1
#47 - Except the American "justice" system is just as leni… 01/26/2012 on i hate the world we live in 0
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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