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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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Content Ranking:#9342
Comment Ranking:#23153
Highest Content Rank:#9266
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
Content Thumbs: 56 total,  116 ,  60
Comment Thumbs: 1687 total,  2343 ,  656
Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:2315
Times Content Favorited:13 times
Total Comments Made:913
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#46 - BatCat frowns on your shenanigans. 02/11/2012 on Lik dis if u cry evertim +2
#28 - Picture 02/10/2012 on The Frontpage -3
#441 - Picture 02/10/2012 on Omari: A Hero. +2
#773 - Picture 02/10/2012 on Fucking Owned 0
#81 - Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariousl…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2012 on Best Reason to Be Anti-Gun +18
User avatar #86 - mcstorms (02/10/2012) [-]
Best speech ever
#91 - If your that damn old and still don't know that you don't look… 02/10/2012 on What he actually spent his... 0
#411 - 1.Wish to be a genie 2.Wish to be free of your lamp 3.… 02/10/2012 on Can't Wish for More Wishes,... +10
#22 - Why not do it yourself their ten, gore spam the **** …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/01/2012 on Tintin 0
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User avatar #29 - hitterdude (02/01/2012) [-]
**hitterdude rolls 99** thanks for info! didnt understand whatthefuck was goin on dubs for u sir!(i hope)
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User avatar #30 - hitterdude (02/01/2012) [-]
and it worked
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#26 - mrkek (02/01/2012) [-]
Seems like Annon got dubs 2 times.
#78 - Picture 02/01/2012 on Come with me +20
#74 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2012 on Come with me +22
User avatar #96 - grundo (02/01/2012) [-]
What about 19?
User avatar #75 - bramy (02/01/2012) [-]
what about 6 and 4?
User avatar #81 - bramy (02/01/2012) [-]
i don't think math at funny junk
I LEARNED MY PLACE
#78 - Cartouk (02/01/2012) [-]
#100 - WIN!!!!! 02/01/2012 on Perv Dad Again +1
#496 - I don't remember  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2012 on The Seagull 0
User avatar #498 - donzulo (02/01/2012) [-]
Damn.. I watched it with my buddy, believing it was you standard teenage movie... imagine how surprised we were when it turned out to be nothing more than bad humour and softcore porn xD
#493 - Then it turns out to be one of the seagulling guy's sister doe…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2012 on The Seagull 0
User avatar #494 - donzulo (02/01/2012) [-]
It sure does. What's that movie's name again?
User avatar #496 - Cartouk (02/01/2012) [-]
I don't remember
User avatar #498 - donzulo (02/01/2012) [-]
Damn.. I watched it with my buddy, believing it was you standard teenage movie... imagine how surprised we were when it turned out to be nothing more than bad humour and softcore porn xD
#454 - I do **** like this all the time, my favorite is … 02/01/2012 on A nice walk 0
#57 - Who the hell hallucinates on unlaced weed? 01/31/2012 on The Reason -1
#11 - Should have screamed their not getting me as you ran passed he… 01/31/2012 on So this happened late at... +1
#193 - I never could get in to it, it's to nice and i'm to cynical to…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2012 on Ponies +1
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#191 - Exactly, I don't like/watch the show personally but i don't se… 01/31/2012 on Ponies +1
#170 - >Me reading a book >Random person asks "What ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2012 on Stupid Questions +1
#177 - durpasaur (02/05/2012) [-]
Hero
#570 - Picture 01/31/2012 on The Jackson +7
#21 - The **** ? 01/30/2012 on challenge accepted +4
#37 - I gives probable cause because if they just got done hotboxing… 01/30/2012 on Cool cop +1
#314 - Because /b/tards are real men of genius. 01/30/2012 on Feels bad man 0
#345 - **Cartouk rolls 64** cockMcnuggets 01/30/2012 on Strip club rage 0
#513 - Dwemer capital city, black reach. 01/29/2012 on Skyrim Feel +2
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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