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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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#572 - Shortly after this comment was received. 08/02/2012 on Well alright then +2
#569 - 0/10 troll harder 08/02/2012 on Well alright then -3
#565 - Fail troll 0/10 08/02/2012 on Well alright then -5
#4 - Aww Chuck Norris had to put his dog down? 08/01/2012 on You aint about it +1
#25 - Yes, yes you are. 07/28/2012 on twenty minutes 0
#464 - Go outside Learn parkour and bladed weapon martial arts …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2012 on What would yours be? 0
User avatar #471 - AlanbalMIT (07/28/2012) [-]
I know martial arts...Just parkour....I shall expand my wish...

I wish I could Make all those movements and get some awsome adventures like those guys did have.
User avatar #470 - myrtille (07/28/2012) [-]
The mistake in your plan is telling him to go outside.
#728 - If you ever use a bayonet to kill a deer you find me and i'll … 07/28/2012 on murder weapons original uses -1
#711 - Whoever and whatever. 07/28/2012 on murder weapons original uses +1
#710 - You could but when was the last time you went hunting and deci…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2012 on murder weapons original uses -1
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User avatar #728 - Cartouk (07/28/2012) [-]
If you ever use a bayonet to kill a deer you find me and i'll pay for a "most badass person ever" trophy. Suppressor thread kinda self-explanatory, and if you need 30 rounds to kill a deer you have no business hunting.
#696 - Dude i love guns but i even i'll admit you don't go hunting wi…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/28/2012 on murder weapons original uses 0
User avatar #714 - CaptinAwesome (07/28/2012) [-]
i dunno, maybe home defense?
#706 - anonymous (07/28/2012) [-]
Defense against who... exactly?
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User avatar #711 - Cartouk (07/28/2012) [-]
Whoever and whatever.
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User avatar #710 - Cartouk (07/28/2012) [-]
You could but when was the last time you went hunting and decided that bringing an assault weapon with a bayonet mount,suppressor threads, and a 30 round mag was a great idea?
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User avatar #728 - Cartouk (07/28/2012) [-]
If you ever use a bayonet to kill a deer you find me and i'll pay for a "most badass person ever" trophy. Suppressor thread kinda self-explanatory, and if you need 30 rounds to kill a deer you have no business hunting.
#173 - Comment deleted 07/21/2012 on scenes from a hat 0
#107 - Comment deleted 07/20/2012 on scenes from a hat 0
#105 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2012 on scenes from a hat 0
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#196 - *Isn't 07/16/2012 on What i can go through in... 0
#195 - What are you a 15 year-old girl? "waa my mommy's mean to …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2012 on What i can go through in... +4
User avatar #196 - Cartouk (07/16/2012) [-]
*Isn't
#234 - Barrel length has no effect on whether or not a gun can be fit…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2012 on I don't have one +1
User avatar #261 - demicus (07/16/2012) [-]
Not a ballistics expert, but I assume thats what that massive brake on the end is for.

After all, a simple brake on our .338 Lapua made it kick about the same as my SKS, before it was worse than a brakeless .50
#229 - Of course that the point of the bull-pup design. Too keep the …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2012 on I don't have one +1
User avatar #230 - redwolfradolf (07/15/2012) [-]
but it's usually a gun that had a shorter barrel than the Barret .50 to start with
User avatar #234 - Cartouk (07/15/2012) [-]
Barrel length has no effect on whether or not a gun can be fitted with a bull-pup design all it does is set the trigger assembly forward of the bolt and receiver not behind like normal guns. The only problem I could see with this gun is that the recoil would be hellacious from such a light-weight platform.
User avatar #261 - demicus (07/16/2012) [-]
Not a ballistics expert, but I assume thats what that massive brake on the end is for.

After all, a simple brake on our .338 Lapua made it kick about the same as my SKS, before it was worse than a brakeless .50
#226 - Hand on the forward grip resting on your arm just behind the b…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2012 on I don't have one +1
User avatar #227 - redwolfradolf (07/15/2012) [-]
I understand that works for most bullpup guns, but is that as practical for something with such a long barrel?
User avatar #232 - LuckyStrikes (07/15/2012) [-]
The barrel, and receiver set are more balanced in this variant of the barret, thus, they allow for less strain on the core muscles to keep the gun balanced. This, in turn, allows for longer, more sustained use of the weapon, as well as giving the versatility of using the gun in areas and positions which don't allow the user to lie down. Not to mention it makes the .50 cal look more bad ass.
User avatar #229 - Cartouk (07/15/2012) [-]
Of course that the point of the bull-pup design. Too keep the barrel length of said gun and put it in an overall shorter platform.
User avatar #230 - redwolfradolf (07/15/2012) [-]
but it's usually a gun that had a shorter barrel than the Barret .50 to start with
User avatar #234 - Cartouk (07/15/2012) [-]
Barrel length has no effect on whether or not a gun can be fitted with a bull-pup design all it does is set the trigger assembly forward of the bolt and receiver not behind like normal guns. The only problem I could see with this gun is that the recoil would be hellacious from such a light-weight platform.
User avatar #261 - demicus (07/16/2012) [-]
Not a ballistics expert, but I assume thats what that massive brake on the end is for.

After all, a simple brake on our .338 Lapua made it kick about the same as my SKS, before it was worse than a brakeless .50
#222 - All the stopping power of a normal .50 cal in a lightweight ea…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/15/2012 on I don't have one +1
User avatar #223 - redwolfradolf (07/15/2012) [-]
Is it really easier to carry?
It looks more awkward to me.
User avatar #226 - Cartouk (07/15/2012) [-]
Hand on the forward grip resting on your arm just behind the butt stock it would carry like any other rifle.
User avatar #227 - redwolfradolf (07/15/2012) [-]
I understand that works for most bullpup guns, but is that as practical for something with such a long barrel?
User avatar #232 - LuckyStrikes (07/15/2012) [-]
The barrel, and receiver set are more balanced in this variant of the barret, thus, they allow for less strain on the core muscles to keep the gun balanced. This, in turn, allows for longer, more sustained use of the weapon, as well as giving the versatility of using the gun in areas and positions which don't allow the user to lie down. Not to mention it makes the .50 cal look more bad ass.
User avatar #229 - Cartouk (07/15/2012) [-]
Of course that the point of the bull-pup design. Too keep the barrel length of said gun and put it in an overall shorter platform.
User avatar #230 - redwolfradolf (07/15/2012) [-]
but it's usually a gun that had a shorter barrel than the Barret .50 to start with
User avatar #234 - Cartouk (07/15/2012) [-]
Barrel length has no effect on whether or not a gun can be fitted with a bull-pup design all it does is set the trigger assembly forward of the bolt and receiver not behind like normal guns. The only problem I could see with this gun is that the recoil would be hellacious from such a light-weight platform.
User avatar #261 - demicus (07/16/2012) [-]
Not a ballistics expert, but I assume thats what that massive brake on the end is for.

After all, a simple brake on our .338 Lapua made it kick about the same as my SKS, before it was worse than a brakeless .50
#705 - **Cartouk rolls 71** overflowingcumdumpster 07/11/2012 on glasses 0
#72 - Indentured pleasure servant is the politically correct term. 07/08/2012 on HERO +7
#296 - Dude, I was making a joke. In fact i actually thumbed the cont…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2012 on In A Perfect World 0
#318 - anonymous (07/08/2012) [-]
Perhaps you should be more obvious with your jokes. I'm sure I'm not the only one who thought your first comment was a bit rude.
#287 - Too bad it's not a perfect world. Skipped.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2012 on In A Perfect World 0
#292 - anonymous (07/08/2012) [-]
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"I didn't agree with the content! I'm going to comment so OP knows I skipped!"
User avatar #296 - Cartouk (07/08/2012) [-]
Dude, I was making a joke. In fact i actually thumbed the content. But it wasn't funny so I tried to inject a little humor. Thanks for being a dick.
#318 - anonymous (07/08/2012) [-]
Perhaps you should be more obvious with your jokes. I'm sure I'm not the only one who thought your first comment was a bit rude.
#34 - OMG 06/15/2012 on Flerp Flerps 0
#3 - Most terrifying thing i have ever seen. 06/12/2012 on Not sure if really excited... 0
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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