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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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Content Ranking:#9554
Highest Content Rank:#9525
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
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Comment Thumbs: 1682 total,  2334 ,  652
Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:2213
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Total Comments Made:905
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#296 - Dude, I was making a joke. In fact i actually thumbed the cont…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2012 on In A Perfect World 0
#318 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/08/2012) [-]
Perhaps you should be more obvious with your jokes. I'm sure I'm not the only one who thought your first comment was a bit rude.
#287 - Too bad it's not a perfect world. Skipped.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2012 on In A Perfect World 0
#292 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/08/2012) [-]
annoying12yearoldinternetkid.jpg

"I didn't agree with the content! I'm going to comment so OP knows I skipped!"
User avatar #296 - Cartouk (07/08/2012) [-]
Dude, I was making a joke. In fact i actually thumbed the content. But it wasn't funny so I tried to inject a little humor. Thanks for being a dick.
#318 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/08/2012) [-]
Perhaps you should be more obvious with your jokes. I'm sure I'm not the only one who thought your first comment was a bit rude.
#34 - OMG 06/15/2012 on Flerp Flerps 0
#3 - Most terrifying thing i have ever seen. 06/12/2012 on Not sure if really excited... 0
#44 - That's cause as Americans we know we'er awesome and all other … 06/12/2012 on Australia +1
#21 - Its the same amount of calories as running ONE mile for every … 06/12/2012 on How is it possible? 0
#329 - Love unrequited is bad enough but love spurned like this...I c… 06/12/2012 on The saddest thing you will... +1
#258 - Agreed find this bitch and kill her, preferably slowly. 06/11/2012 on The saddest thing you will... +1
#234 - I shed manly tears and had to go get my cat and hug him. 06/11/2012 on Ugly The Cat +3
#45 - No I was making a joke you got literal with it, so much for yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2012 on room +2
#46 - youngbeezy (06/02/2012) [-]
Well you were suggesting the action of faceplaming or a faceplam. Now your inferring it was a facepalm. You contradicted yourself and that is why you sir, fail at life.
#47 - youngbeezy (06/02/2012) [-]
Mam**
User avatar #50 - thefunnyside (06/02/2012) [-]
Oh my God
#42 - *faceplam*  [+] (5 new replies) 06/02/2012 on room +2
#44 - youngbeezy (06/02/2012) [-]
Ok are you retarded or some shit.

1. Its face palm not faceplam
2. The padlock is outside cause unless someone lives in there then why the fuck would you need a padlock inside.
3.*Facepalm*
User avatar #45 - Cartouk (06/02/2012) [-]
No I was making a joke you got literal with it, so much for your sense of humor.
Secondly I can and will spell facepalm however I damn well please.
#46 - youngbeezy (06/02/2012) [-]
Well you were suggesting the action of faceplaming or a faceplam. Now your inferring it was a facepalm. You contradicted yourself and that is why you sir, fail at life.
#47 - youngbeezy (06/02/2012) [-]
Mam**
User avatar #50 - thefunnyside (06/02/2012) [-]
Oh my God
#40 - Why is the padlock on the outside?  [+] (7 new replies) 06/02/2012 on room +1
#41 - youngbeezy (06/02/2012) [-]
Its not really a fap room you fuck tard. Its probably a janitors closet or something,
User avatar #42 - Cartouk (06/02/2012) [-]
*faceplam*
#44 - youngbeezy (06/02/2012) [-]
Ok are you retarded or some shit.

1. Its face palm not faceplam
2. The padlock is outside cause unless someone lives in there then why the fuck would you need a padlock inside.
3.*Facepalm*
User avatar #45 - Cartouk (06/02/2012) [-]
No I was making a joke you got literal with it, so much for your sense of humor.
Secondly I can and will spell facepalm however I damn well please.
#46 - youngbeezy (06/02/2012) [-]
Well you were suggesting the action of faceplaming or a faceplam. Now your inferring it was a facepalm. You contradicted yourself and that is why you sir, fail at life.
#47 - youngbeezy (06/02/2012) [-]
Mam**
User avatar #50 - thefunnyside (06/02/2012) [-]
Oh my God
#33 - I would have thumbed of you had spell douche correctly.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2012 on This Time... +3
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2012) [-]
I would have thumbed if you had spell if correctly. Anyways, adoption is a lie. There is not nearly enough foster families. At least in most of the Europe.
#255 - It's supposed to be a new form of PCP. Of course even on origi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse +1
User avatar #257 - cowboybebop (05/30/2012) [-]
Oooh. Thank you!
#41 - You have to know that somewhere out there, there's a master tr… 05/07/2012 on Tree dick 0
#28 - Betty can 05/06/2012 on Avengers & Justice Friends +1
#50 - LOL your dog couldn't eat Alucard. …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2012 on DOG FOR SALE +4
User avatar #55 - patwed (04/30/2012) [-]
what if his dog is alucard?

then he has the most badass dog in the world
#51 - themissingpotato (04/30/2012) [-]
**themissingpotato rolled a random image posted in comment #539 at Water tribe, represent ** ok you got me he really eats this
#52 - kenleyP (04/30/2012) [-]
*drinks
#53 - themissingpotato (04/30/2012) [-]
maby he eats the cactus
#4 - ^ Go away OP 04/27/2012 on what to do after college -1
#9 - RAPE ALL THE THE WHITE WOMEN!!! 04/27/2012 on hilarious youtube comment +2
#67 - I wish i could give you more thumbs 04/16/2012 on Dance +1
#111 - I call fake there'd no way you can convince me that the black … 04/16/2012 on Deal with it +1
#404 - And as a military leader he sucked, the main reason the allies… 04/16/2012 on Wait for it.. +2
#63 - Thumbs for the Hellraiser refrence 03/23/2012 on Nyan-Caxx {morbid} +1
#327 - ******* do it. 03/20/2012 on The Fast and Furious: Polio... 0
#21 - exactly  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Every single +1
User avatar #28 - darkoneten (03/19/2012) [-]
da fuck is wrong withe you ppl
User avatar #59 - pottie (03/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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