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Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:4/16/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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#17 - love this. 03/19/2012 on Every single +3
#95 - Anon's right. If you like zombies ******* watch i… 03/19/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 446 0
#884 - God is like a unicorn... he doesn't ******* exist.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Bible +15
User avatar #913 - joemeister (03/19/2012) [-]
actually. there's no telling if unicorns did exist. for example the horn could've been a hard layer of skin and fur, that was later found unnecessary for the unicorn, and it evolved into a horse. anyway, that's an opinion and those don't count on the internet.
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User avatar #891 - mindsculptorjace (03/19/2012) [-]
if god is like a unicorn....can i drink his blood and gain a half life of immortality?
User avatar #887 - llamanardo (03/19/2012) [-]
I fucking lol'd
#395 - They won't pick you up yet, your name just goes down on a subv…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2012 on HELP! ! ! 0
#398 - mageshock (02/22/2012) [-]
"yet" ... I'll be waiting
#383 - You do realize the government monitors that site and tags any …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2012 on HELP! ! ! 0
#392 - mageshock (02/22/2012) [-]
I'll be waiting for the party van
User avatar #395 - Cartouk (02/22/2012) [-]
They won't pick you up yet, your name just goes down on a subversive list.
#398 - mageshock (02/22/2012) [-]
"yet" ... I'll be waiting
#367 - Are you doing the meat Vs. meet thing on purpose?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2012 on Homosexuality 0
User avatar #369 - lazaman (02/22/2012) [-]
no... my correction Program says its wrong... so i just run through auto correct and hit enter, so it changes, meet to meat
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#177 - If you purpose is to try and make the world better what better…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2012 on just saiyan 0
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#160 - Here we see the basic bleeding-heart liberal argument. …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2012 on just saiyan 0
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User avatar #177 - Cartouk (02/17/2012) [-]
If you purpose is to try and make the world better what better way than capital punishment. Its a simple causality, violate a persons rights and lose your own. To put it in simpler terms think of it like this, the world society is the human body and murderers,rapists, child molesters, Etc. are necrotic flesh. What do you do? You remove and dispose of the rotten flesh so the body can heal. It has been fun debating with you but i can see neither of us will change the other's mind so I shall bid you good day, sir.
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#139 - I always hear this whining about criminal "rights". …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/17/2012 on just saiyan 0
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User avatar #160 - Cartouk (02/17/2012) [-]
Here we see the basic bleeding-heart liberal argument. Murderers don't care about their victims otherwise they wouldn't be murderers, would they? Seriously, has anyone ever used that at a trial? "I loved and cared about the victim so much i had to kill them." That has to be in the top 10 stupidest things I've ever heard. I never said stated anything about a trial, only that the EXECUTION shouldn't cost more than two bullets. As to me being a barbaric mongrel I take no offence, if fact coming from you I'll take it as a complement. Btw them being human has nothing to do with whether they care or not. Ted Bundy, Jeffery Dahmer, BTK, Adolf Hitler all human all uncaring murderers. Terrorists are human do they care about their victims? You see, this is why your argument is flawed you see people as fundamentally good. We, as a race, are not. We are a violent, psychotic, murderous race. You want proof of that? Look at the worldwide weapons stockpile and R&D budget compared to the worldwide budget for anything else. We start wars over ideas and beliefs that make no sense or don't affect us. We have created millions of ways to kill each other and we pour billions of dollars in to creating ever more advanced ways of doing the job every year. No, humans for the most part don't care.
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User avatar #177 - Cartouk (02/17/2012) [-]
If you purpose is to try and make the world better what better way than capital punishment. Its a simple causality, violate a persons rights and lose your own. To put it in simpler terms think of it like this, the world society is the human body and murderers,rapists, child molesters, Etc. are necrotic flesh. What do you do? You remove and dispose of the rotten flesh so the body can heal. It has been fun debating with you but i can see neither of us will change the other's mind so I shall bid you good day, sir.
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User avatar #152 - wolverinebamf (02/17/2012) [-]
not sociopaths, they have no empathy what so ever. They don't care about anyone, literally.
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User avatar #155 - wolverinebamf (02/17/2012) [-]
no I was just saying that you were wrong. Some murderers don't care about there victims at all.
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#130 - Capital punishment is a good thing think about Kill someon…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/17/2012 on just saiyan 0
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User avatar #139 - Cartouk (02/17/2012) [-]
I always hear this whining about criminal "rights". Why the fuck should I care about their rights they had no respect for their victims rights, and if you do it right an execution should cost the same as two 9mm slugs.
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User avatar #160 - Cartouk (02/17/2012) [-]
Here we see the basic bleeding-heart liberal argument. Murderers don't care about their victims otherwise they wouldn't be murderers, would they? Seriously, has anyone ever used that at a trial? "I loved and cared about the victim so much i had to kill them." That has to be in the top 10 stupidest things I've ever heard. I never said stated anything about a trial, only that the EXECUTION shouldn't cost more than two bullets. As to me being a barbaric mongrel I take no offence, if fact coming from you I'll take it as a complement. Btw them being human has nothing to do with whether they care or not. Ted Bundy, Jeffery Dahmer, BTK, Adolf Hitler all human all uncaring murderers. Terrorists are human do they care about their victims? You see, this is why your argument is flawed you see people as fundamentally good. We, as a race, are not. We are a violent, psychotic, murderous race. You want proof of that? Look at the worldwide weapons stockpile and R&D budget compared to the worldwide budget for anything else. We start wars over ideas and beliefs that make no sense or don't affect us. We have created millions of ways to kill each other and we pour billions of dollars in to creating ever more advanced ways of doing the job every year. No, humans for the most part don't care.
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User avatar #177 - Cartouk (02/17/2012) [-]
If you purpose is to try and make the world better what better way than capital punishment. Its a simple causality, violate a persons rights and lose your own. To put it in simpler terms think of it like this, the world society is the human body and murderers,rapists, child molesters, Etc. are necrotic flesh. What do you do? You remove and dispose of the rotten flesh so the body can heal. It has been fun debating with you but i can see neither of us will change the other's mind so I shall bid you good day, sir.
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User avatar #152 - wolverinebamf (02/17/2012) [-]
not sociopaths, they have no empathy what so ever. They don't care about anyone, literally.
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User avatar #155 - wolverinebamf (02/17/2012) [-]
no I was just saying that you were wrong. Some murderers don't care about there victims at all.
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User avatar #86 - mcstorms (02/10/2012) [-]
Best speech ever
#91 - If your that damn old and still don't know that you don't look… 02/10/2012 on What he actually spent his... 0
#411 - 1.Wish to be a genie 2.Wish to be free of your lamp 3.… 02/10/2012 on Can't Wish for More Wishes,... +10
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User avatar #29 - hitterdude (02/01/2012) [-]
**hitterdude rolls 99** thanks for info! didnt understand whatthefuck was goin on dubs for u sir!(i hope)
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User avatar #30 - hitterdude (02/01/2012) [-]
and it worked
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#26 - mrkek (02/01/2012) [-]
Seems like Annon got dubs 2 times.
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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