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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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#58 - If you don't know what a snuff film is, you don't need to know.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Sit on my face... 0
User avatar #59 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
i seen them unfortunately.... like the one where the chick cuts up the guy while still fucking him or the ukrainiane teens who kill the guy or those mexican cartel executions/beheadings :/
User avatar #60 - Cartouk (01/08/2014) [-]
Personal favorite is one where a guy/girl team rob a bank then rape/murder a teller.
User avatar #61 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
link to video? so does that like turn you on? or you just like watching them?
User avatar #62 - Cartouk (01/08/2014) [-]
Y u asking cop questions?
User avatar #63 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
5-0 we got him, copy, 10-4
hahaha idk im just bored right now and im curious to others peoples fetishes cause im not confortable with mine... and i might as well watch that video or he would have died in vain Xp
#55 - Snuff.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Sit on my face... 0
User avatar #57 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
i dont know why theres a heart on my comment....
your fantasy is snuff? that is kinda weird and interesting, can you explain?
User avatar #58 - Cartouk (01/08/2014) [-]
If you don't know what a snuff film is, you don't need to know.
User avatar #59 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
i seen them unfortunately.... like the one where the chick cuts up the guy while still fucking him or the ukrainiane teens who kill the guy or those mexican cartel executions/beheadings :/
User avatar #60 - Cartouk (01/08/2014) [-]
Personal favorite is one where a guy/girl team rob a bank then rape/murder a teller.
User avatar #61 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
link to video? so does that like turn you on? or you just like watching them?
User avatar #62 - Cartouk (01/08/2014) [-]
Y u asking cop questions?
User avatar #63 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
5-0 we got him, copy, 10-4
hahaha idk im just bored right now and im curious to others peoples fetishes cause im not confortable with mine... and i might as well watch that video or he would have died in vain Xp
#52 - If you're just getting into internet pr0n you're not ready for…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Sit on my face... +1
User avatar #54 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
haha nah i seen stuff online no human should ever see but because this is my other account i can say almost anything on here, i guess one of my fantasies is femdom i think:d
User avatar #55 - Cartouk (01/08/2014) [-]
Snuff.
User avatar #57 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
i dont know why theres a heart on my comment....
your fantasy is snuff? that is kinda weird and interesting, can you explain?
User avatar #58 - Cartouk (01/08/2014) [-]
If you don't know what a snuff film is, you don't need to know.
User avatar #59 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
i seen them unfortunately.... like the one where the chick cuts up the guy while still fucking him or the ukrainiane teens who kill the guy or those mexican cartel executions/beheadings :/
User avatar #60 - Cartouk (01/08/2014) [-]
Personal favorite is one where a guy/girl team rob a bank then rape/murder a teller.
User avatar #61 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
link to video? so does that like turn you on? or you just like watching them?
User avatar #62 - Cartouk (01/08/2014) [-]
Y u asking cop questions?
User avatar #63 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
5-0 we got him, copy, 10-4
hahaha idk im just bored right now and im curious to others peoples fetishes cause im not confortable with mine... and i might as well watch that video or he would have died in vain Xp
#49 - Social porn? That's your kink? Kinky.  [+] (11 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Sit on my face... 0
User avatar #50 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
hahahaha well not that i know of, idk im barely getting into stuff, not have decided yet on whatwell whats yours?
User avatar #52 - Cartouk (01/08/2014) [-]
If you're just getting into internet pr0n you're not ready for that shit, believe me.
User avatar #54 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
haha nah i seen stuff online no human should ever see but because this is my other account i can say almost anything on here, i guess one of my fantasies is femdom i think:d
User avatar #55 - Cartouk (01/08/2014) [-]
Snuff.
User avatar #57 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
i dont know why theres a heart on my comment....
your fantasy is snuff? that is kinda weird and interesting, can you explain?
User avatar #58 - Cartouk (01/08/2014) [-]
If you don't know what a snuff film is, you don't need to know.
User avatar #59 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
i seen them unfortunately.... like the one where the chick cuts up the guy while still fucking him or the ukrainiane teens who kill the guy or those mexican cartel executions/beheadings :/
User avatar #60 - Cartouk (01/08/2014) [-]
Personal favorite is one where a guy/girl team rob a bank then rape/murder a teller.
User avatar #61 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
link to video? so does that like turn you on? or you just like watching them?
User avatar #62 - Cartouk (01/08/2014) [-]
Y u asking cop questions?
User avatar #63 - fickenjudes (01/08/2014) [-]
5-0 we got him, copy, 10-4
hahaha idk im just bored right now and im curious to others peoples fetishes cause im not confortable with mine... and i might as well watch that video or he would have died in vain Xp
#69 - Except the english usually drink their beer at room temp. 01/08/2014 on I'm actually pretty impressed. 0
#144 - That would be a hell of a way to dispose of a body 01/05/2014 on Beautiful repost 0
#67 - That was kinda the point, I ******* laughed for l… 01/05/2014 on I love happy endings +3
#58 - Lazy,happy,patient,elegant 01/03/2014 on Reallly old comp 0
#26 - All biblical stories are just rip-offs of older religions.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Moses vs Loki +1
User avatar #27 - friedgreenpomatoes (01/02/2014) [-]
except
you know
Moses is from Judaism
which predates Norse mythology by thousands of years.
#32 - kez (01/02/2014) [-]
Did he say he was refering to that story?

Stop trying to be smart, it doesnt work for you.
#30 - Still not a darwin award. A person must die or serilize themse… 12/29/2013 on well, shit +2
#270 - Gun = rooty tooty point and shooty 12/22/2013 on Step it up +1
#150 - Picture 09/09/2013 on Need music 0
#75 - How is OKSP not mentioned? 09/04/2013 on Unusual Modern Weapons 0
#1521 - Discombobulated 08/12/2013 on Comment. 0
#30 - Lol I said f.a.g.g.o.t 07/26/2013 on Funny train conversation 0
#28 - Umm.... da **** ? Well I this proves for the most …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Funny train conversation -2
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#41 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [-]
When'd you join?
Because it's certainly far from it.
#37 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [-]
you are loving this aren't you?
User avatar #30 - Cartouk (07/26/2013) [-]
Lol I said f.a.g.g.o.t
#112 - Would be better if the ones on the ground had a mobile SAM site. 07/25/2013 on Superior master flying race +2
#65 - Inb4 ********* WHO THE **** CARE…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on /pol/ +1
User avatar #67 - RoyalNightmare (07/25/2013) [-]
Honestly, you're probably right. In the end, it's just my opinion, and I'm only one voice. I don't think that I can change anything on my own, but I at least want to share these things, so that we aren't all permanently lumped together as pseudo-dominatrix man haters.
User avatar #98 - timmywankenobi (07/25/2013) [-]
you cant fix it because the group that is feminisim has been tainted to the core . it is like trying to eat a rotten apple because the skin is intact even tough the inside is rotten. likr ras al ghoul said about gotham "it is beyond saving, it is wrotten to the core,it must be allow to destroy it self ,we are simply aiding the process."
#61 - But thats not nearly as fun as making fun of women.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2013 on /pol/ 0
User avatar #63 - RoyalNightmare (07/25/2013) [-]
It's always easier to make fun of something than understand it. (Veganism, for example.) If this was a lighthearted joke, I probably wouldn't care. "Wanna hear a joke? Women's Rights!" I remember the first time I heard that, I actually laughed. Jokes are fine, but this person seemed to be legitimately undermining and insulting women's rights. When it goes from joke to actual attack, that's when it should stop being funny.
User avatar #95 - timmywankenobi (07/25/2013) [-]
not womens rights "feminisim" they are two different things.
User avatar #65 - Cartouk (07/25/2013) [-]
Inb4 shitstorm
WHO THE FUCK CARES YOU'RE OPINION WON'T CAHNGE ANYTHING
User avatar #67 - RoyalNightmare (07/25/2013) [-]
Honestly, you're probably right. In the end, it's just my opinion, and I'm only one voice. I don't think that I can change anything on my own, but I at least want to share these things, so that we aren't all permanently lumped together as pseudo-dominatrix man haters.
User avatar #98 - timmywankenobi (07/25/2013) [-]
you cant fix it because the group that is feminisim has been tainted to the core . it is like trying to eat a rotten apple because the skin is intact even tough the inside is rotten. likr ras al ghoul said about gotham "it is beyond saving, it is wrotten to the core,it must be allow to destroy it self ,we are simply aiding the process."
#136 - You and me both 07/23/2013 on Nice person Olivia Wilde +1
#131 - Lol no faggot 07/23/2013 on Nice person Olivia Wilde 0
#12 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Retards everywhere +5
#61 - anonymous Comment deleted by Cartouk
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#158 - anonymous Comment deleted by Cartouk
#19 - Monster? 07/20/2013 on Another 4chan thread -1
#8 - This is just one gif. in a sea of content so don't get a head … 07/20/2013 on clumsy me +7
#20 - I love the tire guy. He's like " Oh **** tha… 07/20/2013 on Crossing the Street Like a... +8
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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