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Cartouk

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Personal Info
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:2/20/2015
Location:The Dirty South
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#29018
Highest Content Rank:#8673
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
Content Thumbs: 58 total,  124 ,  66
Comment Thumbs: 1748 total,  2406 ,  658
Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 10% (10/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Content Views:3400
Times Content Favorited:15 times
Total Comments Made:929
FJ Points:1780
Favorite Tags: rucka rucka (2)
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latest user's comments

#104 - jesus  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2010 on Facebook Win +6
User avatar #105 - nicknicknicknick (04/11/2010) [-]
Nahhh, jesus and satan are like bestfriends. they just gotta maintain an image for the public of being enemies
#180 - Europe has unisex bathrooms 04/09/2010 on Epic Mirror Prank +1
#11818 - **Cartouk rolls 441,394,882** 04/09/2010 on Vote or not 0
#19 - You have learned well, my son. I am not disappoint. 04/09/2010 on Hot Babe 0
#16 - I wish I was an octopus, so I could put eight feet in eight di… 04/09/2010 on 4chan funny +5
#7413 - **Cartouk rolls 293,442,923** 04/09/2010 on Vote or not +1
#7391 - **Cartouk rolls 940,466,211** 04/09/2010 on Vote or not 0
#187 - Sorry, grammer nazi momment. Touche is how you spell that word.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2010 on It doesn't add up -4
User avatar #227 - djtrooper (04/09/2010) [-]
you fail as a grammer nazi
User avatar #197 - BrickHead (04/09/2010) [-]
You claim to be a grammar nazi. Go burn in hell.


#189 - anonexplains (04/09/2010) [-]
Excuse my spelling nazi moment, but firstly, the touche mistake was a spelling mistake, not a grammar mistake. Secondly, you spelled grammar wrong. Thirdly, why doesn't touche rhyme with douche
#34 - I'm gonna squrit clue goo everywhere. 04/09/2010 on chanele hayes sex vid +4
#15 - **Cartouk rolls 17** 04/08/2010 on Rollin' For Powers 0
#14 - **Cartouk rolls 69** 04/08/2010 on Rollin' For Powers 0
#64 - Ummmmm........No. This is funnyjunk. we specialize in bathroom…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2010 on Dont kill animlas, Just eat... +16
#85 - Iateursammich (07/07/2010) [-]
Oh and while ur at it show us ur tits to!
#95 - Are you forgetting that while racism is rampant it is a two wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2010 on Facebook +3
#143 - ilovepeeps (04/08/2010) [-]
Uh, yeah... I know that...all I'm saying is it still happends in the open...people don't care if you see or hear them being racist...I know I don't!!
#94 - \,,,/ -_- \,,/ 04/08/2010 on Facebook +1
#1 - WOW.....i li3k my pikachus 04/05/2010 on The TRUTH about Pokemon 0
#237 - Dusk to dawn was a good vamp movie. Well the first one was. 04/04/2010 on Vampire movies 0
#37 - Idea: Put the ring on your dick tell your girl to give you a b…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2010 on Derp +4
#83 - alexjieh (04/03/2010) [-]
If your dick is smal enough to fit a ring on, youve got a problem.
#37 - Untrue southpark has an episode where everyones imagnation gets raped.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2010 on you lie, rule 34 of the... -1
User avatar #80 - Waldowitharedhat (04/02/2010) [-]
You're imagination doesn't exist. South Park is a cartoon. They also have an episode here Saddam Hussein becomes the prime minister of Canada. Did that ever happen? No. You're imagination is all in your head.
#124 - **Cartouk rolls 06,205** FAIL! This ends in 2 you take it in… 04/02/2010 on Some Mathematical Madness 0
#11 - sir, i need you to take a seat over there. Every one else.....… 04/02/2010 on Even Better +3
#29 - pokemon do exist, else how would you know about them? They are…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2010 on you lie, rule 34 of the... +1
User avatar #36 - pgrjr (04/02/2010) [-]
true. i dont think here is a rule 34 for your imagination. try all you can it wont work =P
User avatar #37 - Cartouk (04/02/2010) [-]
Untrue southpark has an episode where everyones imagnation gets raped.
User avatar #80 - Waldowitharedhat (04/02/2010) [-]
You're imagination doesn't exist. South Park is a cartoon. They also have an episode here Saddam Hussein becomes the prime minister of Canada. Did that ever happen? No. You're imagination is all in your head.
#5 - I'm Paul. 04/01/2010 on david 0
#1 - *crikets chriping* 04/01/2010 on Read this now +2
#113 - not too bad 04/01/2010 on Fapping Game 0
#112 - **Cartouk rolls 610** Somthing good please.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2010 on Fapping Game 0
User avatar #113 - Cartouk (04/01/2010) [-]
not too bad

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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone ONLINE (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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