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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:4/16/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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#1 - *crikets chriping* 04/01/2010 on Read this now +2
#113 - not too bad 04/01/2010 on Fapping Game 0
#112 - **Cartouk rolls 610** Somthing good please.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2010 on Fapping Game 0
User avatar #113 - Cartouk (04/01/2010) [-]
not too bad
#8 - i don't think emily is a boy's name 04/01/2010 on I Love my sister <3 -2
#7 - Ya'll stupid. that's my favorite pikachu. 04/01/2010 on Fail 0
#2 - are: somethings is Our: implies ownership  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2010 on 32 facts +5
User avatar #3 - debunny (04/01/2010) [-]
WELL SORRY
User avatar #26 - koolmike (04/01/2010) [-]
hahaha i laughed really hard at this for some reasone
#85 - and the oter 46%?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2010 on Racist? 0
User avatar #92 - NextGenn (03/31/2010) [-]
Your "46" should be "36."

And your "oter" should be "other." Or maybe "otter," but that makes less sense.
#84 - black people i have no problem with its ******* i…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2010 on Racist? +1
#86 - zhawn (03/31/2010) [-]
i hate how ignorant niggers can be.
User avatar #88 - ChumLeee (03/31/2010) [-]
Are black people allowed to hate niggers?I'm half black and hate them
#91 - zhawn (03/31/2010) [-]
i like you Mocha-man
#1 - ; ; ,,!,, __ ,,!,, now im sad. **** you. 03/30/2010 on goddamit +1
#377 - **Cartouk rolls 90** 03/30/2010 on How will you die? 0
#76 - Yea, thats the joke.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2010 on 4chan win 0
#93 - anonymous (03/30/2010) [-]
ok let's do this! LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINNNNNNNNNNNNS!
User avatar #131 - Yurry (03/30/2010) [-]
"OH god, he just went it....sav..save him!!"
#43 - Wait........THE GAME.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/28/2010 on Mo' Facebook Status' -13
#44 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [-]
Wait....are you doing that because YOU'RE UNLOVED?
User avatar #46 - IEpicWinGuyI (03/28/2010) [-]
Wait...are saying this because you're A CLOSET USER?
#50 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [-]
wait...would you say that because you WEAR YOUR MUMS UNDERWEAR?
User avatar #58 - IEpicWinGuyI (03/28/2010) [-]
No, my sister's... :(


Uhhh...I mean... wait...are you acuseing me because you can tell from my face that the lace is cradling my package like an angel made of cotton candy?
#85 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [-]
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#57 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [-]
wow guys get a room
#4 - **** !!!!!! She got to the gun safe, and we're runing. 03/28/2010 on Am i right? -1
#144 - I'm a cat I'm a kitty cat and I dance dance dance. 03/28/2010 on end of ze world +1
#133 - Russia is like Ah.....The Motherland. England is like b… 03/28/2010 on end of ze world +1
#63 - Yea your right. Its really a welfare office. 03/26/2010 on KFC is almighty +1
#31 - 3954  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2010 on Most embarrising moment EVAR 0
#35 - akceltastic (03/26/2010) [-]
4450
User avatar #34 - Twistolime (03/26/2010) [-]
4450
#5 - can be used as a piece of paper and portable table at the same time. 03/25/2010 on Apple Tablet 0
#45 - GREATEST SHOW EVER!!!!!! 03/25/2010 on Memories 0
#305 - Put the ring on your dick tell her you want a sammich and BJ i… 03/25/2010 on For my Stephanie +1
#281 - meh, ethnic food gives me gas  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2010 on Terrorism! +1
User avatar #294 - lewisq (03/25/2010) [-]
not if you put a1 on them. a1 makes everything taste better!
#137 - HAHAHAHAHAHA. Now thats funny. 03/25/2010 on ANY QUESTIONS? 0
#11 - He meant that no camera is fast enough to catch a woman with h… 03/24/2010 on AMAZING TECHNOLOGY +4
#2 - This is a M-21 sniper rifle. You Fail.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2010 on What? -1
#6 - gokukiksazz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #4 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (03/24/2010) [-]
thats actually m-16 fitted with a longer barrel and a scope, Notice the forward assist and the charging handle M-16/ar-15 style, And its not a fail its baddass
User avatar #3 - DarkMata (03/24/2010) [-]
I'm sorry, this is a gun with a chainsaw attached to it. I fail to see how this is possibly a fail.
#26 - ,,!,, -_-,,!,,  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2010 on Americans +5
User avatar #27 - PedoSaur (03/24/2010) [-]
0_o
User avatar #39 - BornToBeAWESOME (03/24/2010) [-]
You mother fucking pedosaur. If it wern't for you rapeing all my future offspring for revenge, I'd kick your ass right now.
User avatar #38 - TehEman (03/24/2010) [-]
awkward....
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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