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Cartouk

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:6/02/2015
Location:The Dirty South
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#14451
Highest Content Rank:#8673
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
Content Thumbs: 58 total,  124 ,  66
Comment Thumbs: 1785 total,  2455 ,  670
Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 39% (39/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:3452
Times Content Favorited:15 times
Total Comments Made:952
FJ Points:1809
Favorite Tags: rucka rucka (2)
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latest user's comments

#48 - yes  [+] (7 new replies) 04/24/2010 on Black and White +5
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User avatar #50 - Cartouk (04/24/2010) [-]
yes, very spicy
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User avatar #54 - Cartouk (04/24/2010) [-]
Fuck you, you motherfucker, I fuck your mother you son of a bitch.
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User avatar #58 - Cartouk (04/24/2010) [-]
Awesome i remember that video. that was the best prank ever.
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#43 - Mike Hawk or Mike Hunt? Hawk is a prick and hunts a pussy but …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/24/2010 on Black and White +6
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User avatar #48 - Cartouk (04/24/2010) [-]
yes
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User avatar #50 - Cartouk (04/24/2010) [-]
yes, very spicy
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User avatar #54 - Cartouk (04/24/2010) [-]
Fuck you, you motherfucker, I fuck your mother you son of a bitch.
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User avatar #58 - Cartouk (04/24/2010) [-]
Awesome i remember that video. that was the best prank ever.
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#41 - Mitur benis drty? Ya he's a cool guy.  [+] (11 new replies) 04/24/2010 on Black and White +7
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User avatar #43 - Cartouk (04/24/2010) [-]
Mike Hawk or Mike Hunt? Hawk is a prick and hunts a pussy but there best friends for some reason.
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User avatar #48 - Cartouk (04/24/2010) [-]
yes
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User avatar #50 - Cartouk (04/24/2010) [-]
yes, very spicy
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User avatar #54 - Cartouk (04/24/2010) [-]
Fuck you, you motherfucker, I fuck your mother you son of a bitch.
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User avatar #58 - Cartouk (04/24/2010) [-]
Awesome i remember that video. that was the best prank ever.
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#766 - **Cartouk rolls 576** 04/24/2010 on Reverse Memes 0
#765 - **Cartouk rolls 634** 04/24/2010 on Reverse Memes 0
#764 - *roll3* 04/24/2010 on Reverse Memes 0
#762 - **Cartouk rolls 615** I love having my ass streched and cum … 04/24/2010 on Reverse Memes 0
#48 - It was a joke. God, people can't appreciate humor anymore. *wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2010 on Way people type -6
User avatar #54 - Hazek (04/23/2010) [-]
What's is humor? :P
User avatar #55 - Hazek (04/23/2010) [-]
Ugh.. minus the is.
#1 - We'er more apathic. 04/23/2010 on Psychology Project 0
#36 - you guys is like so awsom gud job  [+] (5 new replies) 04/23/2010 on Way people type -22
#63 - anonymous (04/23/2010) [-]
You suck. You are a disgrace to the grammar Nazis.
User avatar #47 - Hazek (04/23/2010) [-]
The grammar was great.. until that single comment fucked it up! :D
User avatar #48 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
It was a joke. God, people can't appreciate humor anymore. *walks a away mumbling*
User avatar #54 - Hazek (04/23/2010) [-]
What's is humor? :P
User avatar #55 - Hazek (04/23/2010) [-]
Ugh.. minus the is.
#19 - Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars … 04/23/2010 on Cartouk's profile 0
#100 - very, see immagrants aren't a problem its the illegal ones that suck.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2010 on Play on words 0
#133 - anonymous (04/23/2010) [-]
I wish you knew what we escaped to be here(America)
#112 - anonymous (04/23/2010) [-]
im a brown guy from mexico, but i have 2 white girlfriends, and babys from both!! my babies are so cute cause they have dark skin and curly hair even though they are half white!!
User avatar #101 - TheCourageWolf (04/23/2010) [-]
yes....yes.. i see
#1 - Stewie griffin 04/23/2010 on Miss Your Family? +2
#98 - There wern't laws back then so........How was it illegal?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/23/2010 on Play on words +1
#108 - anonymous (04/23/2010) [-]
Well im pretty sure the native americans wanted to get rid of white people.
User avatar #99 - TheCourageWolf (04/23/2010) [-]
my bad.... immagrants

happy?

User avatar #100 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
very, see immagrants aren't a problem its the illegal ones that suck.
#133 - anonymous (04/23/2010) [-]
I wish you knew what we escaped to be here(America)
#112 - anonymous (04/23/2010) [-]
im a brown guy from mexico, but i have 2 white girlfriends, and babys from both!! my babies are so cute cause they have dark skin and curly hair even though they are half white!!
User avatar #101 - TheCourageWolf (04/23/2010) [-]
yes....yes.. i see
#21 - Like most of the pix on funnyjunk that was only funny the first time. 04/22/2010 on Successful Negro compilation 3 -7
#4 - Even better blame 4chan so they get trolled by fat emo twiligh… 04/22/2010 on BRING DOWN TWILIGHT! 0
#84 - Not real go here to check it. urnfnidiot get credit…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2010 on Taylor swift bet +13
#129 - fredrand (04/21/2010) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
User avatar #114 - GregHouse (04/21/2010) [-]
Goddammit.... :(
#110 - bdogjhonson (04/21/2010) [-]
had to ruin it for me didnt ya
User avatar #86 - urnfnidiot (04/21/2010) [-]
Ty for the credit Cartouk
#122 - Not his email. Someone elses that he wants trolled with gay porn.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2010 on Life According to... 0
User avatar #123 - willytodanilly (04/20/2010) [-]
OOOOOHHHHHHHH. you know that is a good idea even if it pisses me off a bit
#18 - Says nothing over 1.00 and below says everything 1.00 or more.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2010 on An Ironic Compilation -1
#57 - CryptTheReaper (04/19/2010) [-]
I realize this. That's not what I'm refering to. The "a" shouldn't be there. It should just be "$1.00 or more", not "A $1.00 or more."
#9 - Guy on the left is pissing.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2010 on Mindfuck compilation pt 1 -2
#12 - SweetCherry (04/18/2010) [-]
OMFG!!
#4 - Asians CREATED pokemon and talk about it all the time. ANY…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2010 on Funnyjunk is fat, white and... +1
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#6 - HEYGUYS (04/17/2010) [-]
give this man a medal
#16 - Basically  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2010 on Cartouk's profile 0
User avatar #17 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
#14 - I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2010 on Cartouk's profile 0
User avatar #15 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
#12 - Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than colo…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2010 on Cartouk's profile 0
User avatar #13 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the fuck away.
User avatar #15 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
#10 - Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag peopl…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2010 on Cartouk's profile 0
User avatar #11 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant niggers and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the fuck away.
User avatar #15 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony

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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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