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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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Content Ranking:#9236
Comment Ranking:#12036
Highest Content Rank:#8673
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
Content Thumbs: 57 total,  123 ,  66
Comment Thumbs: 1745 total,  2402 ,  657
Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:926
FJ Points:1776
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#4 - But when do women do anything right?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2010 on Ninja Babes +2
User avatar #10 - AliceKitteh (04/17/2010) [-]
when making sandwiches
User avatar #13 - Bosnia (04/17/2010) [-]
i fucken see what u did thair
#6 - Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. Yo… 04/16/2010 on Cartouk's profile 0
#4 - Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2010 on Cartouk's profile 0
User avatar #5 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
#2 - HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live… 04/16/2010 on Cartouk's profile 0
#15 - I feel bad to be southern now.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2010 on STUPID PEOPLE +2
User avatar #16 - JackSchidt (04/16/2010) [-]
don't

I grew up in Iowa but moved to the south----north central texas---and if there's one thing i have learned in the 4 years i have been here--it is that many so-called rednecks are NOT idiots, but rather they are friendly, smart, resourceful people who shoot a hell of a game of pool.
#18 - KtothePinyan Comment deleted by Cartouk
#2 - The ******* Zombie Deer. They're Coming Man. AHHH… 04/16/2010 on over killz +1
#4 - Awesome 04/15/2010 on 4chan win. 0
#516 - Every time I see you i think of the rucka rucka parody of down… 04/15/2010 on THUMBS GONE WILD2: ULTIMATE... +2
#27 - You got 777 weird. plus u got doubles anyway. 04/15/2010 on God Exists! 0
#2 - Oh, herro. Got a warrioress that wishs ot keep her femininity?… 04/15/2010 on Airsoft -1
#338 - WTF I GET THUMBD DOWN FOR LAUGHING ON FUNNYJUNK!?!?!? THIS SUCKS.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2010 on GETTING MORE TRAFFIC +3
User avatar #345 - dusto (04/15/2010) [-]
i took you out of negative
#86 - Have him shop kim wongs head on his cause that would be better. 04/14/2010 on Do it Admin. +2
#320 - LOL  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2010 on GETTING MORE TRAFFIC +1
User avatar #338 - Cartouk (04/14/2010) [-]
WTF I GET THUMBD DOWN FOR LAUGHING ON FUNNYJUNK!?!?!? THIS SUCKS.
User avatar #345 - dusto (04/15/2010) [-]
i took you out of negative
#65 - HOLY GOD DAMN TITLICKING CHRIST.........I ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2010 on Extreme Advertising +1
#75 - PwnShop (04/14/2010) [-]
JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK!!! IT'S NOT A CUNTLICKING POKEMON POST!! ur rite. FJ needs mor funny, less junk to save it.
#2 - Loved it. 04/14/2010 on Unrelated Captions +2
#23 - HAHAHAHA LOL 04/14/2010 on Racist Dawg 4 +2
#66 - My balls fought the bar........ and the bar won. 04/13/2010 on Stairs Vs Balls +1
#153 - ooooooooooo..... I'm so ******* scared. Get membe… 04/13/2010 on DONT LET FJ SHUT DOWN +2
#101 - Why don't you go play hide and go **** yourself. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2010 on Inquiry -1
User avatar #111 - EntropyAttack (04/12/2010) [-]
In my opinion, the funniest thing on this site, of all time.
#137 - New favorite member 04/12/2010 on school, 1952 vs. 2010 +2
#22 - Brock  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2010 on Gotta, Gotta +1
User avatar #23 - Arcanine (04/11/2010) [-]
He's a raisain.
#56 - It is a good thing Bush isn't still president, because you sir… 04/11/2010 on Do your Dad +17
#104 - jesus  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2010 on Facebook Win +6
User avatar #105 - nicknicknicknick (04/11/2010) [-]
Nahhh, jesus and satan are like bestfriends. they just gotta maintain an image for the public of being enemies
#180 - Europe has unisex bathrooms 04/09/2010 on Epic Mirror Prank +1
#11818 - **Cartouk rolls 441,394,882** 04/09/2010 on Vote or not 0
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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