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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:4/22/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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Highest Content Rank:#19796
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
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#12 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Retards everywhere +5
#61 - anonymous Comment deleted by Cartouk
#111 - pseudobob Comment deleted by Cartouk
#158 - anonymous Comment deleted by Cartouk
#19 - Monster? 07/20/2013 on Another 4chan thread -1
#8 - This is just one gif. in a sea of content so don't get a head … 07/20/2013 on clumsy me +7
#20 - I love the tire guy. He's like " Oh **** tha… 07/20/2013 on Crossing the Street Like a... +8
#11 - Picture 07/13/2013 on Well shit +1
#8 - Lol 07/13/2013 on From Penn and Teller 0
#363 - I'm not ****** at all everyone else is. 07/13/2013 on Win +1
#41 - Sometimes the stupidity of my own countrymen makes me want to … 07/12/2013 on Beating the horse one last... +3
#47 - Should have said " Well its nice to know your a bitch to … 06/29/2013 on Well then... 0
#60 - Ho ho ho...that is all. 01/03/2013 on u jelly? +1
#511 - That argument is ******** , if they're mugging you… 11/07/2012 on I love my facebook +1
#11 - **Cartouk rolls 36** *remove pants* My pants are off my dick… 11/05/2012 on /advice/ 0
#32 - The 31 is All Hallows' Eve the 1 is All Saints day  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2012 on Some Halloween gold +6
#33 - aerosol (11/01/2012) [-]
Oh
#87 - Then why can you convert to Christianity? 10/03/2012 on religious debate, go! 0
#730 - **Cartouk rolls 63** Mrs.chokesondick 10/03/2012 on Well Damn 0
#36 - Tyler ******* Durden. 09/27/2012 on Who needs 'em? +5
#485 - Scissors represent action. Action speaks louder than words, Br… 09/25/2012 on Rock, Paper, Scissors +11
#10 - I would have been like I'm the ************* pres… 09/23/2012 on Baracking Bad +3
#387 - A spider gave birth under it I'd never use the ****** …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on FUCK EVERYTHING 0
User avatar #491 - mirrorsmirrors (09/23/2012) [-]
Good call, point taken.
#380 - Why not leave Tupperware bowl on ground cut a hole in the top/…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2012 on FUCK EVERYTHING 0
User avatar #384 - mirrorsmirrors (09/23/2012) [-]
Because you ruin one of your Tupperware containers.

Then the spiders win.
User avatar #387 - Cartouk (09/23/2012) [-]
A spider gave birth under it I'd never use the fucker again anyway.
User avatar #491 - mirrorsmirrors (09/23/2012) [-]
Good call, point taken.
#33 - Comment deleted 09/22/2012 on It's a trap 0
#3 - Watched while listening to ****** song by scum of… 09/08/2012 on Cannibals of Liberia -7
#153 - Potato in a sock works great less chance of a cracked skull. 09/08/2012 on WHO SHOULD I GO WITH? 0
#295 - First thought on the certified badass pic <===== 09/02/2012 on Badass pics +14
#489 - Comment deleted 09/02/2012 on Hey you 0
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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