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Cartouk

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:8/14/2016
Location:The Dirty South
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Total Comments Made:959
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Favorite Tags: rucka rucka (2)
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#175 - Well you do need a big heart to pump up a 12" dick, just sayin  [+] (3 replies) 04/26/2015 on to all the short people out... +3
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#177 - darealmcfanyt (04/26/2015) [-]
Yeah to bad most guys like you only have a 2" cock No you're not just saying.
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#179 - Cartouk (04/26/2015) [-]
Didn't say_ I_ had a big heart. I said you would need a big heart to operate a big dick. Also it amuses me that you jumped right to that conclusion, penis envy much?
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#181 - darealmcfanyt (04/26/2015) [-]
Oh you know how many douchebags are out there in the interwebs, that are just lurking for content like this to post shit like that.

It's a joke and it wasn't meant to be taken seriously.
#135 - What the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckl…  [+] (1 reply) 04/23/2015 on Baby vs Porn star +2
#156 - alucaard (04/23/2015) [-]
Aww, you didn't even finish the truck

"Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork" To see which ones are still alive

#33 - Here ya go  [+] (2 replies) 04/20/2015 on why u dumb shit +1
#34 - vegasstoner (04/20/2015) [-]
thanks man.
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#35 - Cartouk (04/20/2015) [-]
Lmao np My itunes started playing we are angels when I saw your post so I took it as a sign that I should help.
#107 - I'm done with you.  [+] (1 reply) 04/12/2015 on Gnarly/Strange Comp (GRAPHIC) 0
#109 - zomitlu (04/12/2015) [-]
#106 - I've never understood why the **** it cost that much money to …  [+] (1 reply) 04/12/2015 on Gnarly/Strange Comp (GRAPHIC) +1
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#154 - grimsho (04/12/2015) [-]
Because death sentences in this day and age at least need to be civil and humane. There are countless ways a bullet to the head could go wrong, where it doesn't even kill them, or doesn't even kill them immediately and they're left to suffer and cry out. Plus it's needlessly messy and all that crap.
I still think it shouldn't cost nearly as much as it does, especially since the point is to get rid of someone so deplorable that death is the only suitable method, why waste tons of resources and funds on them?
#104 - Dude, chill the **** out. We are human beings, some of us are …  [+] (3 replies) 04/12/2015 on Gnarly/Strange Comp (GRAPHIC) 0
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#105 - zomitlu (04/12/2015) [-]
Lmao

Edge
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#107 - Cartouk (04/12/2015) [-]
I'm done with you.
#109 - zomitlu (04/12/2015) [-]