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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:7/18/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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Comment Ranking:#13117
Highest Content Rank:#19796
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:1214
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Total Comments Made:903
FJ Points:1733
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#230 - the ed, edd, and eddy one took me a minute 09/08/2010 on alt art comp 0
#229 - Of course their dead the "Cool" kids and the stoner … 09/08/2010 on alt art comp 0
#81 - NOOOOOO....Guy rule #12 Never touch a nasty beaver....Unless y… 09/08/2010 on All I can draw -1
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#70 - Picture 09/06/2010 on Hipster Hitler 4 +9
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#377 - Fall out: new vegas october 16......fuck ya. 09/04/2010 on yeah its real 0
#507 - Why does he just stand there. RUN FUCKER RUN 09/04/2010 on Farewell My Friend +3
#322 - Yes you are fucked, Shit out of luck, and now it is my cock yo… 09/04/2010 on bubble filter effect 0
#97 - No his stepfather was a polish jew, and do to a gas attack in … 08/24/2010 on Nazis and gays. +2
#297 - Rush and Pam anderson are canadian so i forgive you. 08/24/2010 on Biebtards +1
#173 - Shut up Stoopidit they work by magic. \/\/  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2010 on Good and Bad 0
User avatar #175 - Nihatclodra (08/18/2010) [-]
I defy your logic and substitute my own.
#31 - Dear Black People, If you want white people to treat you li…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2010 on Harsh Reality Pt. 2. +2
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#35 - DevDizzy (08/18/2010) [-]
Don't group us all together now......
#36 - ikeelyou (08/18/2010) [-]
Awesome. +1 for you both!
#261 - was it just me or did any one else notice that you can't see c… 08/18/2010 on Pokemon Comic +1
#204 - NIGGER. 08/14/2010 on We can count! :D 0
#202 - 1.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2010 on We can count! :D -1
User avatar #211 - sukha (08/14/2010) [-]
tomatoe
User avatar #209 - rbotoh (08/14/2010) [-]
2 right
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#114 - A few problems. In #2 the poison they inject you with kills…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2010 on Philosoraptor -4
User avatar #115 - minimii (08/14/2010) [-]
hmm, thank you.
#60 - Sooooo....... your gay?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2010 on i was thinking. +1
User avatar #110 - Mosai (08/10/2010) [-]
no. i didnt say i was allergic to ANYONE beautiful.
#20 - Arrested Devolpment. lol. 08/10/2010 on dont you hete it when 0
#103 - You forgot gamers and internet people. We'd be all thats left.… 08/10/2010 on Zombies +2
#180 - Left, right, up, doen, A,X,B,Y. Flying solo cheat unlocked 08/10/2010 on Gamers +3
#63 - Fallout: New Vegas. Who else has it preordered? 08/10/2010 on Gamers being awesome on... 0
#37 - No, we have an actual problem. Hang up so we can call the US. 08/10/2010 on Religous Flags +2
#442 - **Cartouk rolls 758,704,325** fack book status " I WANN…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2010 on Chuck Does What Chuck Wants -1
#446 - devout feminist (08/10/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 769,281,422** if ure a gurl say '' im a lesbian'' if ure a guy say'' im gay ''
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**anonymous rolls 648,081,055** i masturbate to edward
#137 - Do you like pokemon, but cant find your old game or its broken… 08/08/2010 on charizard +2
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said fuck it I say that I'm a fucking racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant niggers and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the fuck away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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