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Cartouk

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:4/27/2015
Location:The Dirty South
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#21330
Highest Content Rank:#8673
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
Content Thumbs: 58 total,  124 ,  66
Comment Thumbs: 1756 total,  2415 ,  659
Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 16% (16/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:3438
Times Content Favorited:15 times
Total Comments Made:940
FJ Points:1786
Favorite Tags: rucka rucka (2)
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#58 - His whole face ******* jiggled  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2010 on How Life works +1
User avatar #62 - TheJakester (10/13/2010) [-]
Like yo momma's ass last night.
User avatar #65 - Cartouk (10/13/2010) [-]
I have two dads i was adopted
User avatar #68 - TheJakester (10/13/2010) [-]
Oh, I'm so apology to you.
#235 - in #5 the number is 85  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2010 on Mental Disorder -1
User avatar #247 - IllDuce (10/11/2010) [-]
I think thats a hard case of Homo. Sorry kid.
#44 - Helter Skelter 10/06/2010 on Bad +2
#99 - 360: Halo Reach 10/04/2010 on Killer Consoles +2
#2 - Get rid of stupid people: Get rid of warning labels Let …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2010 on yes we can +8
User avatar #20 - WhyWouldYouDoThat (10/08/2010) [-]
Oh hell yes.
(internet High five)
(.) internet single boob.
#75 - I did like to solve. Naggers  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2010 on Playa +1
#153 - RipperMan (09/30/2010) [-]
#82 - I haven't seen Captain Planet in **************** . 09/29/2010 on Alternative art compilation 5 0
#134 - The human body has 206 bones. Want one more? 09/28/2010 on Facebook Win +1
#73 - Lets play carpenter first we'll get hammered then i'll nail yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2010 on Facebook Win +10
User avatar #107 - TormasterP (09/28/2010) [-]
Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
User avatar #134 - Cartouk (09/28/2010) [-]
The human body has 206 bones. Want one more?
#142 - Yes you do........I watch.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/23/2010 on Sleeping makes everyone... +39
#183 - Dogeatah (09/23/2010) [-]
so...DO I!!!! *high five*
User avatar #144 - tigernip (09/23/2010) [-]
O.O

seems legit
#151 - xXELMOXx (09/23/2010) [-]
he.....he....he.....he...
#168 - Crusader (09/23/2010) [-]
HAHAHA... ill fuck you shit up
#170 - FourchansChosenone (09/23/2010) [-]
ILL EAT YOUR BALLS OFF
#173 - Crusader (09/23/2010) [-]
id like to see you try
#174 - FourchansChosenone (09/23/2010) [-]
#30 - ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!! MEN ARE FROM MARS!!!!!!!! 09/22/2010 on Getting caught staring. +1
#131 - Is it bad if i associate that taste more with jeger more than … 09/22/2010 on black licorice 0
#63 - AHAHAHAHA.....camel jockeys. 09/21/2010 on Dear Blank, Please Blank... +3
#188 - Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire. 09/20/2010 on Hello my baby +1
#174 - Picture 09/20/2010 on 45,888 Calorie KitKat Win +1
#2079 - W00T New vegas next month. Got it on pre-order. 09/20/2010 on Worth the read! 0
#2071 - Well since we joined in 1941 and the ended in 1945 your math i… 09/20/2010 on Worth the read! -1
#67 - I can't dance so enjoy this picture instead 09/15/2010 on Demotivationals 3 +1
#8 - By itself? Probably not, but if a strong enough protest is mad… 09/15/2010 on Anti ACTA 0
#4 - An international treaty that would allow the signing country's…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2010 on Anti ACTA 0
User avatar #6 - Marker (09/15/2010) [-]
and will this so called "petition" actually do anything?
User avatar #8 - Cartouk (09/15/2010) [-]
By itself? Probably not, but if a strong enough protest is made the leader of the signing nation would be more hesitant to act.
#5 - Deavas (09/15/2010) [-]
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ohh, it THAT what it is. well, in that case...
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#41 - Put your cousin to the test. 09/15/2010 on hahaha part 4 0
#1 - STOP POSTING STOLEN COPYRIGHTED COMICS!!!!!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2010 on STD'S lol 0
#2 - tacosammich Comment deleted by Cartouk
#2 - I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!! 09/15/2010 on wheres chuck Norris when... 0
#126 - I didn't know that costume came sized for men.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2010 on soul calibur +1
User avatar #202 - piperiscute (09/15/2010) [-]
wow.. dont b a 13 year old please
#1 - The last got you a thumb.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2010 on Lamebook Comp 2 +2
#2 - YuOdUnGoOfD (09/13/2010) [-]
i know,same here

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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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