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Cartouk

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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Content Ranking:#9245
Comment Ranking:#12138
Highest Content Rank:#8673
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
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Comment Thumbs: 1745 total,  2402 ,  657
Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:926
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#174 - Picture 09/20/2010 on 45,888 Calorie KitKat Win +1
#2079 - W00T New vegas next month. Got it on pre-order. 09/20/2010 on Worth the read! 0
#2071 - Well since we joined in 1941 and the ended in 1945 your math i… 09/20/2010 on Worth the read! -1
#67 - I can't dance so enjoy this picture instead 09/15/2010 on Demotivationals 3 +1
#8 - By itself? Probably not, but if a strong enough protest is mad… 09/15/2010 on Anti ACTA 0
#4 - An international treaty that would allow the signing country's…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2010 on Anti ACTA 0
User avatar #6 - Marker (09/15/2010) [-]
and will this so called "petition" actually do anything?
User avatar #8 - Cartouk (09/15/2010) [-]
By itself? Probably not, but if a strong enough protest is made the leader of the signing nation would be more hesitant to act.
#5 - Deavas (09/15/2010) [-]
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ohh, it THAT what it is. well, in that case...
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#41 - Put your cousin to the test. 09/15/2010 on hahaha part 4 0
#1 - STOP POSTING STOLEN COPYRIGHTED COMICS!!!!!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2010 on STD'S lol 0
#2 - tacosammich Comment deleted by Cartouk
#2 - I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!! 09/15/2010 on wheres chuck Norris when... 0
#126 - I didn't know that costume came sized for men.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2010 on soul calibur +1
User avatar #202 - piperiscute (09/15/2010) [-]
wow.. dont b a 13 year old please
#1 - The last got you a thumb.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2010 on Lamebook Comp 2 +2
#2 - YuOdUnGoOfD (09/13/2010) [-]
i know,same here
#176 - Since the infection would be akin to rabies the infected would… 09/13/2010 on Why the Zombie Apocalypse... -1
#217 - To number 6. No, i have not. 09/13/2010 on Reasons I love being a chick 0
#127 - <======= ice beat. Vanilla ice beat.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2010 on Gold E locks +1
User avatar #153 - imapyrit (09/12/2010) [-]
lol its amazing what a well placed typo can do ;]
#182 - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD POST NEXT COMIC IN **** . 09/11/2010 on I'd Videotape That +4
#45 - If they are alone why not text each other so they can get thei… 09/10/2010 on Final Exam -18
#314 - PRIVATE PYLE WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUCTION. 09/10/2010 on Creepy Faces 0
#54 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2010 on its a girls job to 0
#85 - FoGMeanMachine (09/09/2010) [-]
to old......
#102 - LoliGurl (09/09/2010) [-]
#40 - Awesome troll is awesome. 09/09/2010 on Worth the read 0
#112 - Picture 09/09/2010 on Motorcyle Wizard +1
#499 - *Kermit typo sorry 09/08/2010 on Digimon > Pokemon -1
#498 - I love you kirmit.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2010 on Digimon > Pokemon +1
User avatar #499 - Cartouk (09/08/2010) [-]
*Kermit typo sorry
#125 - Here....you know you get bitchy when your hungry. 09/08/2010 on STOP! +2
#230 - the ed, edd, and eddy one took me a minute 09/08/2010 on alt art comp 0
#229 - Of course their dead the "Cool" kids and the stoner … 09/08/2010 on alt art comp 0
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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