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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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Content Ranking:#9342
Comment Ranking:#23173
Highest Content Rank:#9266
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
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Comment Thumbs: 1687 total,  2343 ,  656
Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:2315
Times Content Favorited:13 times
Total Comments Made:913
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#56 - I've already read this story except it was a turtle she gave h… 07/15/2014 on Title +2
#272 - I too was a birthday "present" for my father, thank … 07/15/2014 on Were you birthday sex?... 0
#138 - Picture 07/12/2014 on priorities 0
#32 - Lmao 07/03/2014 on My favorite creepypasta 0
#27 - A sub-species of man possibly, one that dwelled underground, w…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2014 on My favorite creepypasta +4
User avatar #37 - mairon (07/03/2014) [-]
morlocks?
#33 - jayfizzle (07/03/2014) [-]
Dwelled underground...first thing that came to mind
User avatar #44 - gingebro (07/03/2014) [-]
fucking falmer
User avatar #40 - indeef (07/03/2014) [-]
fucking falmer
#31 - lolsnaps (07/03/2014) [-]
- on second thought!
User avatar #32 - Cartouk (07/03/2014) [-]
Lmao
#30 - lolsnaps (07/03/2014) [-]
. . . the descent.
#29 - lolsnaps has deleted their comment.
#567 - **Cartouk rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on Roll Pic +1
#48 - Picture 07/02/2014 on boing boing 0
#114 - Aflac? 06/17/2014 on japan 0
#28 - Atleast she was hot....Sorry, that was cheesy.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on 4chan level story +27
User avatar #36 - sinonyx (06/17/2014) [-]
well shit... good one
User avatar #31 - adolfoliverbush (06/17/2014) [-]
I see what you did there, and we need more of it
#16 - Not what I was expecting when I saw shadow people. M… 05/22/2014 on I survived the Shadow People. +2
#113 - Picture 05/16/2014 on That is so painfully Southern 0
#78 - Comment deleted 05/16/2014 on Smart stuff 0
#58 - No. 05/13/2014 on RETURN OF THE BOARDS 0
#29 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2014 on war -4
#41 - burdenedsoul (05/12/2014) [-]
having Jinx as the background to that

go fuck yourself, you are not worthy of getting excited
User avatar #38 - thatscrewedupkid (05/12/2014) [-]
how can anyone enjoy this shit?
User avatar #36 - earlploddington (05/12/2014) [-]
That was one of the worst things I've ever heard

And I've listened to S3RL for fuck's sake
#42 - doctorcamden (05/12/2014) [-]
#28 - Listen to this while watching this gif  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2014 on war -4
#41 - burdenedsoul (05/12/2014) [-]
having Jinx as the background to that

go fuck yourself, you are not worthy of getting excited
User avatar #38 - thatscrewedupkid (05/12/2014) [-]
how can anyone enjoy this shit?
User avatar #36 - earlploddington (05/12/2014) [-]
That was one of the worst things I've ever heard

And I've listened to S3RL for fuck's sake
#42 - doctorcamden (05/12/2014) [-]
#1 - 1. Merica 2.Rural 3. Yes please( just kidding Male) … 05/09/2014 on Want take a survey? 0
#22 - oops 05/08/2014 on Hypnotic dots +1
#21 - Listen to this while watching 05/08/2014 on Hypnotic dots +1
#45 - Lol hello fellow kanfags 05/05/2014 on superman 0
#43 - 1st wish: Wish to become a genie 2nd wish: Wish to be free…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2014 on (untitled) +22
#49 - Womens Study Major (05/05/2014) [-]
Genie wishes don't work on other genies, otherwise they'd just wish themselves free. Once you become a genie you forfeit your wishes.
User avatar #75 - thenameschuck (05/05/2014) [-]
alright then, step 1: wish genie free, he is greatful so he lets you use other wishes, step 2: wish to be a free genie and step 3: ???
#119 - I cant be the only one thinking sandslash right?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 19 +9
User avatar #124 - phenact (05/04/2014) [-]
don't worry you aren't
#144 - Cause watching black women treated and acting like sluts by wh… 05/03/2014 on Kentucky... WTF, man? +1
#104 - Maybe I'm just a sadistic asshole who finds anyone getting a… 05/01/2014 on Hello my dear 0
#109 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Something smells fishy +7
#110 - kibbleking (04/22/2014) [-]
I'm going to have to go fap to a mermaid now thanks.
#134 - Womens Study Major (04/23/2014) [-]
you know.. i read this in Dean's voice, and it sounds like something he would actually say
#120 - jaked (04/22/2014) [-]
Are you implying that you have to be forced to do that? Ariel is, as they say, bammin slammin bootylicious.
#23 - Simple solution: Be american, don't apologize for **** 04/02/2014 on How to Apologize when Asian +4
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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