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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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Content Ranking:#9551
Highest Content Rank:#9525
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
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Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:905
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#28 - Atleast she was hot....Sorry, that was cheesy.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on 4chan level story +27
User avatar #36 - sinonyx (06/17/2014) [-]
well shit... good one
User avatar #31 - adolfoliverbush (06/17/2014) [-]
I see what you did there, and we need more of it
#16 - Not what I was expecting when I saw shadow people. M… 05/22/2014 on I survived the Shadow People. +2
#113 - Picture 05/16/2014 on That is so painfully Southern 0
#78 - Comment deleted 05/16/2014 on Smart stuff 0
#58 - No. 05/13/2014 on RETURN OF THE BOARDS 0
#29 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2014 on war -4
#41 - burdenedsoul (05/12/2014) [-]
having Jinx as the background to that

go fuck yourself, you are not worthy of getting excited
User avatar #38 - thatscrewedupkid (05/12/2014) [-]
how can anyone enjoy this shit?
User avatar #36 - earlploddington (05/12/2014) [-]
That was one of the worst things I've ever heard

And I've listened to S3RL for fuck's sake
#42 - doctorcamden (05/12/2014) [-]
#28 - Listen to this while watching this gif  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2014 on war -4
#41 - burdenedsoul (05/12/2014) [-]
having Jinx as the background to that

go fuck yourself, you are not worthy of getting excited
User avatar #38 - thatscrewedupkid (05/12/2014) [-]
how can anyone enjoy this shit?
User avatar #36 - earlploddington (05/12/2014) [-]
That was one of the worst things I've ever heard

And I've listened to S3RL for fuck's sake
#42 - doctorcamden (05/12/2014) [-]
#1 - 1. Merica 2.Rural 3. Yes please( just kidding Male) … 05/09/2014 on Want take a survey? 0
#22 - oops 05/08/2014 on Hypnotic dots +1
#21 - Listen to this while watching 05/08/2014 on Hypnotic dots +1
#45 - Lol hello fellow kanfags 05/05/2014 on superman 0
#43 - 1st wish: Wish to become a genie 2nd wish: Wish to be free…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2014 on (untitled) +22
#49 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/05/2014) [-]
Genie wishes don't work on other genies, otherwise they'd just wish themselves free. Once you become a genie you forfeit your wishes.
User avatar #75 - thenameschuck (05/05/2014) [-]
alright then, step 1: wish genie free, he is greatful so he lets you use other wishes, step 2: wish to be a free genie and step 3: ???
#119 - I cant be the only one thinking sandslash right?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 19 +9
User avatar #124 - phenact (05/04/2014) [-]
don't worry you aren't
#144 - Cause watching black women treated and acting like sluts by wh… 05/03/2014 on Kentucky... WTF, man? +1
#104 - Maybe I'm just a sadistic asshole who finds anyone getting a… 05/01/2014 on Hello my dear 0
#109 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Something smells fishy +7
#110 - kibbleking (04/22/2014) [-]
I'm going to have to go fap to a mermaid now thanks.
#134 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2014) [-]
you know.. i read this in Dean's voice, and it sounds like something he would actually say
#120 - jaked (04/22/2014) [-]
Are you implying that you have to be forced to do that? Ariel is, as they say, bammin slammin bootylicious.
#23 - Simple solution: Be american, don't apologize for **** 04/02/2014 on How to Apologize when Asian +4
#38 - you do realize that the north korean population is so brain-wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Admin wins election in Best... 0
User avatar #45 - specialone (03/11/2014) [-]
They're not actually brainwashed. The population is starting to wake up with an increase in foreign television shows and pirate radio broadcasts from across the border reaching a large proportion of the people.

This is all completely illegal of course yet they're still doing it.

www.abc.net.au/4corners/stories/2014/02/17/3944138.htm

#10 - That universe DOES exist, Its just not this one. 03/09/2014 on There is a timeline where... 0
#141 - Then we would be ******* france.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #144 - yuukoku (03/02/2014) [-]
How about we go help people again once we solve our own problems? That way we can still be a leader as a nation, but we wouldn't be considered stupid.
#26 - "Lets be friends" is the greatest thing a woman can … 02/19/2014 on So Alpha 0
#41 - "lol the devil made me do it" his defence. Your move… 02/19/2014 on what? +2
#17 - Maybe this was a male-female translation problem. I read an ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2014 on When a Girl talks to a Guy 0
User avatar #42 - mutzaki (02/19/2014) [-]
Sociological differences that are far from true for every guy and girl. It's all about the social differences between guys and girls, how boys are taught to be straight forward and not hide behind words "like a little pussy", while girls are taught from sitcoms, teen dramas and their girlfriends that they have to either go after a guy who's super sensitive and who they think will understand their bullshit, or to go after a meathead that they can change.

Meanwhile, when you're being vague and try to give hints to your true feelings while you're lying about them, what person will catch you on it depends how long they've known you and not much else. Your parents, siblings and best friends will probably have a grasp on how you work, which is why the best friends of the girls who do this will go "omg i totally understand u why can't yur boyfriend for two weeks understand u?"
#25 - drickz (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm.... a girl? Where are my boobs

Whatever you read, it's bollocks. It's different from people to people. Some people are really dense while others have no problem with understanding subliminal messages and whatnot.

However, I have encountered crazy.
What I say: "I am really tired, I'll go to sleep."
What I meant "I am really tired, I need to sleep"
What she understood: "You and your interests are boring. I'd rather sleep."

Tables were flipped.
It was usually 3am on a friday night after a workweek.... so, yeah.
#44 - Volia  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on Everyone will know... 0
User avatar #48 - duvallwhitey (01/18/2014) [-]
"but most likely not"
#1837 - Well since I'm neither a tard or ******* blind I …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on FJ poll 0
User avatar #1838 - gnillort (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm just saying, I associate the word color with how it's used in every day language. Not how it is defined. I'm so tired of people trying to correct others with the statement "black is not a color". Thank you, we've all heard it before and we all understand the concept. But I will still call it a color. And if I were to say "what color is that shirt?" I would assume black could be a possible answer. And furthermore, even though it is not a "color" I assume it should be allowed to be my "favorite color." What else am I supposed to say? "Really really really dark blue"?
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk ONLINE (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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