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Cartouk

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:4/24/2015
Location:The Dirty South
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#23772
Highest Content Rank:#8673
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
Content Thumbs: 58 total,  124 ,  66
Comment Thumbs: 1752 total,  2411 ,  659
Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Content Views:3438
Times Content Favorited:15 times
Total Comments Made:938
FJ Points:1784
Favorite Tags: rucka rucka (2)
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latest user's comments

#6 - Your all right griffin 07/16/2011 on Blind, stupid and slow +86
#121 - Picture 07/16/2011 on Mohammad +4
#230 - Also tall people can reach the top shelf cookie jar.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2011 on Why being tall is not fun +3
User avatar #233 - Feralizard (07/16/2011) [-]
Short people get to work on their parkour.
#248 - heykidsfreecandy (07/16/2011) [-]
Fuck yeah parkour.


But fuck freerunning. That shit's for faggots.
#223 - Yes but the downside is short people bleed out faster.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2011 on Why being tall is not fun +6
User avatar #227 - Feralizard (07/16/2011) [-]
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Fuck.
User avatar #230 - Cartouk (07/16/2011) [-]
Also tall people can reach the top shelf cookie jar.
User avatar #233 - Feralizard (07/16/2011) [-]
Short people get to work on their parkour.
#248 - heykidsfreecandy (07/16/2011) [-]
Fuck yeah parkour.


But fuck freerunning. That shit's for faggots.
#115 - ******* dissecting sentances. 07/16/2011 on Fuck School 0
#141 - The joke is that the thought process from cat to samurai was l… 07/16/2011 on Dreams progressing +3
#276 - Mortal Enemy <===== 07/16/2011 on Meat Armor +4
#132 - Mmmhhhhmmmmm...Daddy's gonna make you squeal like a piggy. 07/16/2011 on Boom Roasted 0
#220 - Why lie you have no friends. 07/16/2011 on Netflix +1
#341 - Is she hot? If so let her show you some motherly love. So when… 07/16/2011 on Why Mom's should'nt have a... 0
#241 - This is well deserved. 07/16/2011 on Somebody Give this Man a Medal +2
#104 - **Cartouk rolls 599**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2011 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #105 - aesguitar (07/13/2011) [-]
... klink
#560 - The only reason I'm chistian is because the book if Revelation… 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? +1
#76 - You are my new hero.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2011 on You're not the only one... -12
#77 - TinyHeadHouse has deleted their comment.
#90 - Cheese eating surrender monkey.(I mean swiss.)  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2011 on Simple Math -2
User avatar #92 - swissdude (07/06/2011) [-]
You're clearly thinking of the French, we won the Swabian War, and then chose to host the meeting of the worlds leaders, rendering us neutral by choice.
User avatar #95 - swissdude (07/06/2011) [-]
(you're Fucking ignorant)
#20 - Have you been on a subway? you don't need to aim just spin and…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2011 on The Blind New Yorker +4
#45 - mrbah (07/21/2011) [-]
blind people can hear very well, in most cases.
#34 - uncivilized has deleted their comment.
#22 - Anyone else think of ronnie from role models? leaves Wait wai… 07/01/2011 on cat and dog 0
#306 - that cutting board would be perfect for weighing wee... i mean… 07/01/2011 on EPIC STUFF YOU WISH YOU HAD... +4
#159 - unless your not catholic 06/28/2011 on Monday Compilation +3
#151 - **Cartouk rolls 250** 06/27/2011 on No. 1 comp by kudlajz 0
#15 - yes that why they have the diamond shaped cut on the bottom of… 06/27/2011 on WE WILL BECOME EXTINCT 0
#200 - You my dear sir are a prime example of why we hate *******… 06/27/2011 on 007 0
#220 - Of course this will never happen, human nature being what it i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2011 on True Dat 0
User avatar #520 - aeAustiin (06/28/2011) [-]
Lol yeah, I don't know. I just feel sorry for the people who aren't "normal" who have to put up with all that crap, just for being different..
#175 - Learn to understand english. My statement was directed at the …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2011 on Porn At Work 0
#176 - PureDarkness (06/20/2011) [-]
either way, I just had my 10th wank today. So it's not 8 times for a man.
#153 - For a female it is.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2011 on Porn At Work 0
#174 - PureDarkness (06/19/2011) [-]
You specifically said "world record for a man"

On top of that this post says that the woman did it 47 times in one day s.o again you're wrong. Congratulations, you're stupid twice.
User avatar #175 - Cartouk (06/20/2011) [-]
Learn to understand english. My statement was directed at the second part of his post "I thought it was more."
#176 - PureDarkness (06/20/2011) [-]
either way, I just had my 10th wank today. So it's not 8 times for a man.

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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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