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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:8/27/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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#202 - Well....... **** you then.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2011 on I'm a savior! +74
#229 - gamefreakSO (05/20/2011) [-]
I didn't realize I got it.
#145 - Yes, she does.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2011 on I Lied +18
User avatar #162 - swimmingprodigy (05/20/2011) [-]
she really doesnt. Its just that she friend zoned me, so i wouldnt go out with her so shes not worried
#195 - Bet you can't do it again.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2011 on I'm a savior! +68
User avatar #201 - gamefreakSO (05/20/2011) [-]
**gamefreakSO rolls 4** 4
User avatar #202 - Cartouk (05/20/2011) [-]
Well.......fuck you then.
#229 - gamefreakSO (05/20/2011) [-]
I didn't realize I got it.
#774 - Close enough  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2011 on My moms a racist. . . PART 2! 0
#789 - kikisu (05/16/2011) [-]
There
User avatar #777 - kikisu (05/16/2011) [-]
Ok, but still need REAL dubs.
#770 - **Cartouk rolls 21** I suck so much cock trojan uses my thro…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2011 on My moms a racist. . . PART 2! -1
User avatar #774 - Cartouk (05/16/2011) [-]
Close enough
#789 - kikisu (05/16/2011) [-]
There
User avatar #777 - kikisu (05/16/2011) [-]
Ok, but still need REAL dubs.
#33 - Get a running start, yell "Make a hole", if they don… 05/13/2011 on There should be a law... 0
#337 - Is the.....Llama beast thing running backwards? 05/13/2011 on Self trolled +3
#2 - Not mine. The Key of Awesome deserves the praise.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2011 on Justin Bieber Parody 0
User avatar #3 - Klopac (05/09/2011) [-]
You dont get it...
#34 - Haters gonna hate. In English vernacular. 05/09/2011 on racism 0
#187 - WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 05/09/2011 on Child Porn +5
#796 - Not all other rounds mushroom. 05/09/2011 on Me and my dad 0
#181 - Gotta love priority shipping. 05/08/2011 on 8 year olds +2
#203 - ******* blonde kid <====== 05/08/2011 on FUNNY PICS 2 +5
#266 - You know you want to  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2011 on Epic Win +2
#277 - SmellyLama (05/08/2011) [-]
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#307 - spamakaze (05/08/2011) [-]
#240 - Stand aside interloper. 05/08/2011 on Logic Wizard 0
#682 - Hand load: Yes, as you would be able to measure the amount of …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2011 on Me and my dad +4
User avatar #705 - Jimadler (05/08/2011) [-]
I thought 'street' bullets had to be FMJ because of the mushroom-ing other rounds do.
User avatar #796 - Cartouk (05/09/2011) [-]
Not all other rounds mushroom.
#698 - anonymous (05/08/2011) [-]
This guy has no idea what he is talking about.
#673 - Bullet type? (Hand load,Stock,Full Metal Jacket)  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2011 on Me and my dad +1
User avatar #675 - Keewee (05/08/2011) [-]
try all three
User avatar #682 - Cartouk (05/08/2011) [-]
Hand load: Yes, as you would be able to measure the amount of black powder in the round and the compistion of the slug itself.

Stock:This would be the rounds you buy at you local arms dealer. It is possible but unlikely that the round would go through 3 heads as they are designed to flatten and mushroom to cause maximum damage to a single target.

Full Metal Jacket: Hell yes. These are sometimes refered to as "Cop Killers" as their purpous is to penatrate Kevlar vests. These rounds retain their shape and much of their velocity as they make impact.
User avatar #705 - Jimadler (05/08/2011) [-]
I thought 'street' bullets had to be FMJ because of the mushroom-ing other rounds do.
User avatar #796 - Cartouk (05/09/2011) [-]
Not all other rounds mushroom.
#698 - anonymous (05/08/2011) [-]
This guy has no idea what he is talking about.
#670 - Depends on the bullet, distance from gun to target, and what k…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/08/2011 on Me and my dad +2
User avatar #672 - Keewee (05/08/2011) [-]
Human, in the same room.
User avatar #673 - Cartouk (05/08/2011) [-]
Bullet type? (Hand load,Stock,Full Metal Jacket)
User avatar #675 - Keewee (05/08/2011) [-]
try all three
User avatar #682 - Cartouk (05/08/2011) [-]
Hand load: Yes, as you would be able to measure the amount of black powder in the round and the compistion of the slug itself.

Stock:This would be the rounds you buy at you local arms dealer. It is possible but unlikely that the round would go through 3 heads as they are designed to flatten and mushroom to cause maximum damage to a single target.

Full Metal Jacket: Hell yes. These are sometimes refered to as "Cop Killers" as their purpous is to penatrate Kevlar vests. These rounds retain their shape and much of their velocity as they make impact.
User avatar #705 - Jimadler (05/08/2011) [-]
I thought 'street' bullets had to be FMJ because of the mushroom-ing other rounds do.
User avatar #796 - Cartouk (05/09/2011) [-]
Not all other rounds mushroom.
#698 - anonymous (05/08/2011) [-]
This guy has no idea what he is talking about.
#137 - Let me guess, Daddy didn't hug you did he? 05/07/2011 on I am Disappoint. +11
#140 - Yes, and this past nastifaction allowed you to become your own… 05/04/2011 on Model vs real life +3
#107 - Funny comic, But i have to say AF commandos are the **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2011 on air force aint shit -3
#114 - anonymous (05/04/2011) [-]
Did you learn that from playing your games?
#133 - Use the remote batteries to complete a circuit with the WD-40 … 05/04/2011 on Lazy +1
#128 - I live in the MO its state law i have to have a gun in every r… 05/04/2011 on Lazy 0
#78 - I'll leave this here.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2011 on air force aint shit +3
User avatar #83 - poetsofthefall (05/04/2011) [-]
USMC. Giving dumb rednecks a fake sense of heroism since.....when was merca made billy joe?
#512 - Guess thats what you call *puts on sunglasses* Honey BBQ 05/04/2011 on Time For Steaks +7
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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