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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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Content Ranking:#9241
Comment Ranking:#12026
Highest Content Rank:#8673
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
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Comment Thumbs: 1745 total,  2402 ,  657
Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:926
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#251 - No they actually do work for us. 07/23/2011 on Twizzlers +9
#581 - Roll a 67 i dare you.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2011 on Evolution 0
User avatar #666 - mhorn (07/23/2011) [-]
**mhorn rolls 34**
#653 - termitepie has deleted their comment.
#199 - Its not. the other junkies wish something like this would happ… 07/21/2011 on Trying new things. 0
#38 - First its a pipe. Second no its just you. 07/21/2011 on The parents, They know. O: +1
#37 - Mine did but in a very small town and as hardcore Christians. … 07/21/2011 on The parents, They know. O: +1
#124 - I love beaver. 07/20/2011 on Boobs Dammit +6
#68 - You give love....A bad name. 07/20/2011 on Admit It +2
#274 - Universal Serial Bus.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2011 on Random Motivationals et al 0
#346 - tenorsax (07/21/2011) [-]
Fuck, i thought it was Universal Space Bus.....
#323 - **Cartouk rolls 95** Is up for a circle jerk willing to be p… 07/20/2011 on FJ University 0
#85 - Lol knife crime. Didn't know England had so many Mexicans. … 07/19/2011 on Dat British Guy 0
#242 - **Cartouk rolls 96** Is it normal to be sexually attracted to… 07/19/2011 on Awesome Sniper Camo 0
#200 - Once a day? you act like that is difficult.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2011 on Fapping +1
User avatar #205 - psychosamm (07/16/2011) [-]
Nope, having no life is very easy. :P
#70 - Strawberry fields forever. 07/16/2011 on Mr. Led Zeppelin +2
#6 - Your all right griffin 07/16/2011 on Blind, stupid and slow +86
#121 - Picture 07/16/2011 on Mohammad +4
#230 - Also tall people can reach the top shelf cookie jar.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2011 on Why being tall is not fun +3
User avatar #233 - Feralizard (07/16/2011) [-]
Short people get to work on their parkour.
#248 - heykidsfreecandy (07/16/2011) [-]
Fuck yeah parkour.


But fuck freerunning. That shit's for faggots.
#223 - Yes but the downside is short people bleed out faster.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2011 on Why being tall is not fun +6
User avatar #227 - Feralizard (07/16/2011) [-]
.....


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Fuck.
User avatar #230 - Cartouk (07/16/2011) [-]
Also tall people can reach the top shelf cookie jar.
User avatar #233 - Feralizard (07/16/2011) [-]
Short people get to work on their parkour.
#248 - heykidsfreecandy (07/16/2011) [-]
Fuck yeah parkour.


But fuck freerunning. That shit's for faggots.
#115 - ******* dissecting sentances. 07/16/2011 on Fuck School 0
#141 - The joke is that the thought process from cat to samurai was l… 07/16/2011 on Dreams progressing +3
#276 - Mortal Enemy <===== 07/16/2011 on Meat Armor +4
#132 - Mmmhhhhmmmmm...Daddy's gonna make you squeal like a piggy. 07/16/2011 on Boom Roasted 0
#220 - Why lie you have no friends. 07/16/2011 on Netflix +1
#341 - Is she hot? If so let her show you some motherly love. So when… 07/16/2011 on Why Mom's should'nt have a... 0
#241 - This is well deserved. 07/16/2011 on Somebody Give this Man a Medal +2
#104 - **Cartouk rolls 599**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2011 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #105 - aesguitar (07/13/2011) [-]
... klink
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone ONLINE (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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