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Cartouk

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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Content Ranking:#9288
Comment Ranking:#12151
Highest Content Rank:#8673
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
Content Thumbs: 57 total,  123 ,  66
Comment Thumbs: 1745 total,  2402 ,  657
Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:3296
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:926
FJ Points:1776
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#18 - *Go to walmart dressed as starwars clone * Ask for vetrans … 08/13/2011 on People of walmart comp 1 +6
#2 - That's gotta be at least 180 kurics.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2011 on LEGEND! +1
#3 - WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAP has deleted their comment.
#21 - Yes, this one is because instead of " ****** ,… 08/08/2011 on Epic 4chan win +2
#69 - Don't go for a head shot, it won't have any effect.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2011 on cant tell if trolling... +11
User avatar #103 - atrocitustheking (08/09/2011) [-]
realrainbowdash used HEADSHOT on dumbitch!

it's not very effective...
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#434 - 1. Food 2. Mobile shelter 3. Semi-automatic carbine 4… 08/08/2011 on Zombies +2
#243 - It say in the ad that they are so good you'll suck dick. 08/05/2011 on Megacomp 3 0
#200 - Picture 08/04/2011 on Babysitting Win +5
#239 - Because there was a lot of talk about how awesome it was but t… 08/01/2011 on Kevin's College Tips +1
#22 - Guy walking away "I'm so ******* ninja gravi… 07/30/2011 on 3 Posts on +1
#20 - You don't have an ass.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2011 on The race of life +43
#48 - ugotdubs (07/30/2011) [-]
first time i lold on fj today
#482 - This is the internet everyone is "allowed" to make t… 07/30/2011 on The real deal +4
#56 - **Cartouk rolls 82** Under Megan's Law I am required to info… 07/28/2011 on Comp +5
#155 - Then why are they naked? Anyway simple answer put your pants b…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2011 on Flying Fuck 0
User avatar #157 - redhotfury (07/28/2011) [-]
maybe you went camping with only one tent and took a shit load of ecstasy?
#151 - What i want to know is unless your bi how you got caught in th…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2011 on Flying Fuck 0
User avatar #152 - redhotfury (07/28/2011) [-]
maybe you were camping and only had one tent?
User avatar #155 - Cartouk (07/28/2011) [-]
Then why are they naked? Anyway simple answer put your pants back on, they have a fly for a reason.
User avatar #157 - redhotfury (07/28/2011) [-]
maybe you went camping with only one tent and took a shit load of ecstasy?
#153 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2011 on Dumb Bitch +1
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#150 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Dumb Bitch +2
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#50 - Ran out of Characters  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2011 on HUGE Demotivational Comp. 3 +2
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#45 - Lamb Chop FTW 07/27/2011 on HUGE Demotivational Comp. 3 +1
#44 - This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friends…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2011 on HUGE Demotivational Comp. 3 0
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User avatar #50 - Cartouk (07/27/2011) [-]
Ran out of Characters
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#375 - Since USA is the only country with America in the name, saying…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2011 on America List +12
#421 - anonymous (07/27/2011) [-]
America is a continent , United States is a country . Like it or not doofus .
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#425 - mazgelis (07/27/2011) [-]
#658 - **Cartouk rolls 50** I'm totes going gay for Edward. 07/27/2011 on Stop With These -2
#107 - Cursing is for potty-mouths. **** head. 07/27/2011 on Things Banned by the Bible 0
#315 - It wasn't for pleasure it was for "justice" 07/26/2011 on It's Only Sexist When Men... +1
#307 - Anal rape with objects  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2011 on It's Only Sexist When Men... +4
User avatar #312 - TheNoahG (07/26/2011) [-]
that wouldnt provide any pleasure to the raper
User avatar #345 - marcwebb (07/26/2011) [-]
"Mental pleasure"
User avatar #315 - Cartouk (07/26/2011) [-]
It wasn't for pleasure it was for "justice"
#701 - A rope around your throat will hold you up. This is not th… 07/26/2011 on Harry Potter Facts Part 4 -2
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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