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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:10/19/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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Content Ranking:#9553
Highest Content Rank:#9525
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
Content Thumbs: 55 total,  115 ,  60
Comment Thumbs: 1682 total,  2334 ,  652
Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:905
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#46 - Actually since time is an artificial concept and not natural y… 11/02/2011 on PAUSING TIME! -1
#76 - yes because TOTAL governmental control is so much better. I do…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2011 on Meanwhile, in India 0
#79 - AlexanderMoore has deleted their comment.
#350 - I love you for this post anon 10/31/2011 on That awkward moment +1
#339 - **Cartouk rolls 73** Thecumdumpster 10/31/2011 on Stupidity 0
#1019 - Well that makes sense he is a warlock. 10/31/2011 on then his nipples burst into... +1
#471 - Reaffirmed your disgust in the female gender? 10/31/2011 on Tits and Parrots +1
#1008 - Charlie Sheen's pet spider?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2011 on then his nipples burst into... +3
User avatar #1016 - ryanrath (10/31/2011) [-]
No, it's charlie sheen, in spider form.
User avatar #1019 - Cartouk (10/31/2011) [-]
Well that makes sense he is a warlock.
#404 - Deliver now.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2011 on here ya go +1
User avatar #405 - rhhyyyssss (10/30/2011) [-]
WE HAVE A MUTHAFUCKIN WINNER FINALLY. Give me a sec.
#401 - **Cartouk rolls 66** mom dad i have something to tell you. y…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2011 on here ya go +3
#408 - rhhyyyssss (10/30/2011) [-]
I made corrections.
User avatar #404 - Cartouk (10/30/2011) [-]
Deliver now.
User avatar #405 - rhhyyyssss (10/30/2011) [-]
WE HAVE A MUTHAFUCKIN WINNER FINALLY. Give me a sec.
#729 - If we did that then we would have to find something equally st… 10/24/2011 on listen to patrick 0
#2363 - Or not. 10/18/2011 on Really, Admin? -1
#166 - The difference between heroism and terrorism is winning or losing 10/16/2011 on Know the difference +1
#272 - Fail troll is fail. 10/14/2011 on She Knows 0
#25 - Comment deleted 10/13/2011 on Lets Just be Friends 0
#31 - I brought you back to zero. Please don't be stupid like this a… 10/13/2011 on Troll win ? +9
#407 - That's seriously the only one you're worried about correcting? 10/10/2011 on Troll Physics Compilation... +6
#658 - **Cartouk rolls 83** Cumguzzleingasspirate 10/10/2011 on Kids These Days 0
#368 - Comment deleted 10/07/2011 on on the bus 0
#454 - Roll win 10/07/2011 on Masculine +2
#41 - must be all those video games.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2011 on That Shits Dangerous +3
User avatar #44 - kesolukt (10/05/2011) [-]
Exactly
#679 - Go here click on link Warning **** 10/05/2011 on Funny day at school -5
#17 - i ******* laughed so hard at this thank you. 10/05/2011 on Like a boss +2
#300 - Watched with skrillex kill everybody playing.funny **** 10/05/2011 on Cunning Plan +1
#1 - lost my **** at the look on his face when he's in… 10/04/2011 on suprise buttsex :D 0
#58 - "Walking down the street just the chillin" Now do…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2011 on WHORES +1
User avatar #66 - chloethegummy (09/24/2011) [-]
i have a problem with the use of le because he used it wrong... the chillin? what?
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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