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Cartouk

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:The Dirty South
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Comment Ranking:#16807
Highest Content Rank:#8673
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 33% (33/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:15 times
Total Comments Made:948
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#11 - ^ searching for KFC secret ingredient.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2012 on When you see food at a party +2
#18 - spikespiegelpoet (01/22/2012) [-]
#10 - Comment deleted 01/22/2012 on When you see food at a party 0
#70 - He know that poor bastard will never be seen again. 01/18/2012 on The Internet. +2
#1602 - You're ******* stupid. 01/09/2012 on Student vs Teacher 0
#8 - Really wish the camera would have grabbed the douche cyclist b… 01/06/2012 on GOOBER! 0
#96 - ?No ther?e is 224 ? in the ?story.? 12/22/2011 on Pokemon Horror Story +1
#12 - No cousin It is the one with the hair all over. 12/20/2011 on keanu 0
#90 - New favorite person. 12/20/2011 on The Truth +2
#391 - except the population is too de-balled to do anything about it.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2011 on STOP SOPA 0
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#220 - rape  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2011 on Owned 0
#227 - canadafuckyeah (12/19/2011) [-]
that probably wouldnt work well maybe once then jailtime lol
#8 - I'm sorry guys. 12/12/2011 on i must do it 0
#920 - The gay service one made me laugh because of all the navy memb… 12/07/2011 on 2011 in pictures +4
#18 - His much larger cousin. 12/03/2011 on What. The. Fuck. 0
#17 - Thought about replying with a well-reasoned and logical argume… 12/03/2011 on planking party on wall street +3
#102 - Christians say alot of **** thats not in the bible.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2011 on Fuck. +6
User avatar #103 - NonCholo (12/03/2011) [-]
lololol holy fuck that was funny, im gonna tell a lot of people that
#439 - I have the internet....so skyrim. 12/03/2011 on read the entire picture +3
#258 - True feelings roll?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2011 on Skyrim early +3
#552 - thrillville (11/10/2011) [-]
**thrillville rolled a random image**
i don't hope so...
#644 - These ******* even made friday sound awesome 11/10/2011 on This will cure your cancer! +2
#195 - Well the kitchen seems like a place you'd keep vegtables.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2011 on Women +6
#202 - dabbzy (11/09/2011) [-]
you are epic!
#76 - Flamers and people that hide what they really are from the world?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2011 on I dont think. 0
User avatar #78 - stopdropandtroll (11/09/2011) [-]
Damn straight
#102 - This is the Peruvian Chicken-Eating spider. One of the largest…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2011 on MIND BLOWING GOODNESS 0
User avatar #103 - MonsieurOctopus (11/08/2011) [-]
You suck.
#301 - So let get this straight in my head. You posted advice on pare…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2011 on OWNED 0
User avatar #307 - tobiojr (11/07/2011) [-]
So im not allowed to say anything at all a i had no thoughts of trolling
#296 - No it seems you don't understand. I know what a LAN party and …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2011 on OWNED 0
User avatar #298 - tobiojr (11/07/2011) [-]
i was stating because the mom said she was going to sign him up for one
User avatar #301 - Cartouk (11/07/2011) [-]
So let get this straight in my head. You posted advice on parenting on a comic on the internet, and you are expecting to be taken seriously? I mean come on, the mom didn't post this the guy posted it here almost certainly reposted it from somewhere else. For serious thought you were trolling in the first comment, kinda wondered about the second, but this one, i can't believe a troll would go this far with such a lame joke, so that leaves me with the conclusion you really are just stupid.
User avatar #307 - tobiojr (11/07/2011) [-]
So im not allowed to say anything at all a i had no thoughts of trolling
#289 - Youth group LAN parties? Did you get to stay up all the way to…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2011 on OWNED +6
#290 - tobiojr (11/07/2011) [-]
**tobiojr rolled a random image** no all right playing counter strike the first person to fall asleep gets dragged out on to the field and we get supplied pizza and energy drinks and we are all on our gaming computers
User avatar #296 - Cartouk (11/07/2011) [-]
No it seems you don't understand. I know what a LAN party and I'm fairly certain what a youth group is, the point I'm making is that your trying to make something that isn't something most people worry about I.E. "youth group might not be that good have youth group lan night and it all out war." Yes i get that the story was about a kid getting denied games and hence your comment, but seriously what parent ever was like " Oh, I hope my billy doesn't get mixed up with those youth groups and their crazy LAN parties, coming home wired on energy drinks and cheesed out on pizza."
User avatar #298 - tobiojr (11/07/2011) [-]
i was stating because the mom said she was going to sign him up for one
User avatar #301 - Cartouk (11/07/2011) [-]
So let get this straight in my head. You posted advice on parenting on a comic on the internet, and you are expecting to be taken seriously? I mean come on, the mom didn't post this the guy posted it here almost certainly reposted it from somewhere else. For serious thought you were trolling in the first comment, kinda wondered about the second, but this one, i can't believe a troll would go this far with such a lame joke, so that leaves me with the conclusion you really are just stupid.
User avatar #307 - tobiojr (11/07/2011) [-]
So im not allowed to say anything at all a i had no thoughts of trolling
#285 - Alternately, having been denied, not only a game but an entire…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2011 on OWNED 0
#286 - crazyaussie (11/07/2011) [-]
So many ways for this to end, its beautiful.

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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone ONLINE (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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