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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:10/19/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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Content Ranking:#9779
Highest Content Rank:#10161
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#195 - Well the kitchen seems like a place you'd keep vegtables.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2011 on Women +6
#202 - dabbzy (11/09/2011) [-]
you are epic!
#76 - Flamers and people that hide what they really are from the world?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2011 on I dont think. 0
User avatar #78 - stopdropandtroll (11/09/2011) [-]
Damn straight
#102 - This is the Peruvian Chicken-Eating spider. One of the largest…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2011 on MIND BLOWING GOODNESS 0
User avatar #103 - MonsieurOctopus (11/08/2011) [-]
You suck.
#301 - So let get this straight in my head. You posted advice on pare…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2011 on OWNED 0
User avatar #307 - tobiojr (11/07/2011) [-]
So im not allowed to say anything at all a i had no thoughts of trolling
#296 - No it seems you don't understand. I know what a LAN party and …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2011 on OWNED 0
User avatar #298 - tobiojr (11/07/2011) [-]
i was stating because the mom said she was going to sign him up for one
User avatar #301 - Cartouk (11/07/2011) [-]
So let get this straight in my head. You posted advice on parenting on a comic on the internet, and you are expecting to be taken seriously? I mean come on, the mom didn't post this the guy posted it here almost certainly reposted it from somewhere else. For serious thought you were trolling in the first comment, kinda wondered about the second, but this one, i can't believe a troll would go this far with such a lame joke, so that leaves me with the conclusion you really are just stupid.
User avatar #307 - tobiojr (11/07/2011) [-]
So im not allowed to say anything at all a i had no thoughts of trolling
#289 - Youth group LAN parties? Did you get to stay up all the way to…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2011 on OWNED +6
#290 - tobiojr (11/07/2011) [-]
**tobiojr rolled a random image** no all right playing counter strike the first person to fall asleep gets dragged out on to the field and we get supplied pizza and energy drinks and we are all on our gaming computers
User avatar #296 - Cartouk (11/07/2011) [-]
No it seems you don't understand. I know what a LAN party and I'm fairly certain what a youth group is, the point I'm making is that your trying to make something that isn't something most people worry about I.E. "youth group might not be that good have youth group lan night and it all out war." Yes i get that the story was about a kid getting denied games and hence your comment, but seriously what parent ever was like " Oh, I hope my billy doesn't get mixed up with those youth groups and their crazy LAN parties, coming home wired on energy drinks and cheesed out on pizza."
User avatar #298 - tobiojr (11/07/2011) [-]
i was stating because the mom said she was going to sign him up for one
User avatar #301 - Cartouk (11/07/2011) [-]
So let get this straight in my head. You posted advice on parenting on a comic on the internet, and you are expecting to be taken seriously? I mean come on, the mom didn't post this the guy posted it here almost certainly reposted it from somewhere else. For serious thought you were trolling in the first comment, kinda wondered about the second, but this one, i can't believe a troll would go this far with such a lame joke, so that leaves me with the conclusion you really are just stupid.
User avatar #307 - tobiojr (11/07/2011) [-]
So im not allowed to say anything at all a i had no thoughts of trolling
#285 - Alternately, having been denied, not only a game but an entire…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2011 on OWNED 0
#286 - crazyaussie (11/07/2011) [-]
So many ways for this to end, its beautiful.
#282 - No, if the kid was a ******** he deserved it.What… 11/07/2011 on OWNED +2
#2597 - lol 11/07/2011 on What Happened To Good Music? +1
#168 - Then were did Freddy Mercury go?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2011 on uhhuh +47
User avatar #470 - sunnychan (11/07/2011) [-]
Son, we must have a talk...
#76 - Obviously but these things, if they are funny or memorable eno… 11/07/2011 on fail 0
#74 - Even more fail than that? Apparently knowing what facts are in…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2011 on fail 0
#75 - rowdymatt (11/07/2011) [-]
sort of implied that they did, because they would've had to recognize the differences
User avatar #76 - Cartouk (11/07/2011) [-]
Obviously but these things, if they are funny or memorable enough can grow to insane lengths. I was simply adding to the next reasonable line on conjecture.
#2 - Modern day Trojan horse. Brilliant. 11/07/2011 on Bloon Tank 0
#2588 - What happened? An increase in children being sent to therapist…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2011 on What Happened To Good Music? +1
#2589 - ihasthepancakemix (11/07/2011) [-]
lol an opinion on FJ
User avatar #2597 - Cartouk (11/07/2011) [-]
lol
#61 - I had a friend in high school that drove one because his dad b… 11/07/2011 on punch buggy +1
#32 - Got your red-wings i see. 11/06/2011 on Period +10
#259 - I REALLY want one of those WBC ******* to get hit… 11/06/2011 on I kinda wanna live on this... +1
#432 - And turn-about is fair play. Dumb ass. 11/06/2011 on This Flag -1
#167 - it was a joke,in retrospect not a good one i guess. 11/06/2011 on Marrying in Skyrim -2
#133 - So its going to be like Fable but with better graphics?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2011 on Marrying in Skyrim -19
User avatar #167 - Cartouk (11/06/2011) [-]
it was a joke,in retrospect not a good one i guess.
User avatar #140 - ireallylikepotatoe (11/06/2011) [-]
...I don't even...
#137 - hearmenow (11/06/2011) [-]
Not sure if trollin' or just stupid.
#154 - dingojohn (11/06/2011) [-]
Either way, this
#406 - Yes, but the civil war was never fought with the intention of … 11/06/2011 on This Flag +2
#367 - As opposed to still being the nation that brought them here, k…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2011 on This Flag +3
User avatar #381 - HGOnethreeone (11/06/2011) [-]
I'm no fan of either flag. America is responsible for many horrible things, and is run by corporations, not the people. In fact, you know what? That flag is inaccurate. If it's supposed to represent America, there needs to be at least 20 corporate logos on there. Really, should be called the United Corporations of America, because our entire nation is controlled by corporations. Anyone who is proud of America, google Agent Orange. Also, at least America freed the slaves. It's better than them getting the same treatment while at the same time being used like animals. Before you point out that other nations commonly had slaves, I'd like to bring up the fact that America was the last truly first world nation to abolish slavery, and segregation was a purely American beast, as was Black-Only slavery.
User avatar #406 - Cartouk (11/06/2011) [-]
Yes, but the civil war was never fought with the intention of freeing the slaves, it was fought over south leaving the union and the union's fight to bring them back in to the fold. The issue of abolishing slavery was a secondary consideration, much like Iraqi freedom was in desert shield, also it wasn't the south who attempted genocide against the Indians. Not saying either one is better or worse but every country has the dark side to its past. Also it's a flag, who cares what it stood for once upon a time. I have one, not because I'm racist, but because "those who forget history are doomed to repeat it"
#27 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2011 on black mutton chops 0
#54 - goodnamewastaken Comment deleted by Cartouk
#73 - Yes, but he was going to shove it so far down that it would ha… 11/05/2011 on at starbucks +2
#60 - No, he is neither he's an evil mastermind. 11/05/2011 on Real Life Video Game +7
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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