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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:10/24/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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Content Ranking:#9346
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User avatar #37 - mairon (07/03/2014) [-]
morlocks?
#33 - jayfizzle (07/03/2014) [-]
Dwelled underground...first thing that came to mind
User avatar #44 - gingebro (07/03/2014) [-]
fucking falmer
User avatar #40 - indeef (07/03/2014) [-]
fucking falmer
#31 - lolsnaps (07/03/2014) [-]
- on second thought!
User avatar #32 - Cartouk (07/03/2014) [-]
Lmao
#30 - lolsnaps (07/03/2014) [-]
. . . the descent.
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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