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Cartouk

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Personal Info
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:4/16/2015
Location:The Dirty South
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#26924
Highest Content Rank:#8673
Highest Comment Rank:#5345
Content Thumbs: 58 total,  124 ,  66
Comment Thumbs: 1749 total,  2408 ,  659
Content Level Progress: 98.3% (58/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 11% (11/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Content Views:3431
Times Content Favorited:15 times
Total Comments Made:935
FJ Points:1781
Favorite Tags: rucka rucka (2)
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latest user's comments

#107 - I'm done with you.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Gnarly/Strange Comp (GRAPHIC) 0
#109 - zomitlu (04/12/2015) [-]
#106 - I've never understood why the **** it cost that much mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Gnarly/Strange Comp (GRAPHIC) +1
User avatar #154 - grimsho (04/12/2015) [-]
Because death sentences in this day and age at least need to be civil and humane. There are countless ways a bullet to the head could go wrong, where it doesn't even kill them, or doesn't even kill them immediately and they're left to suffer and cry out. Plus it's needlessly messy and all that crap.
I still think it shouldn't cost nearly as much as it does, especially since the point is to get rid of someone so deplorable that death is the only suitable method, why waste tons of resources and funds on them?
#104 - Dude, chill the **** out. We are human beings, some of …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Gnarly/Strange Comp (GRAPHIC) 0
User avatar #105 - zomitlu (04/12/2015) [-]
Lmao

Edge
User avatar #107 - Cartouk (04/12/2015) [-]
I'm done with you.
#109 - zomitlu (04/12/2015) [-]
#98 - Here, if you wanna watch someone burn. NOTE: VIDEO I… 04/12/2015 on Gnarly/Strange Comp (GRAPHIC) 0
#90 - Actually, Start watching from 6:30 at the right bottom corner …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Gnarly/Strange Comp (GRAPHIC) 0
#93 - zomitlu (04/12/2015) [-]
That spoiler
#81 - My question is if his dick is sunburned and they're in a place… 03/23/2015 on Tits 0
#100 - Indeed. 02/20/2015 on Tinder Compilation #2 0
#97 - I'd like to point out that judging a chick based solely on her…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Tinder Compilation #2 0
User avatar #98 - zomitlu (02/20/2015) [-]
Then I embrace my shallow-ness with open arms.

Great that society made an insult for peoples preferences for a sexual partner isn't it
User avatar #100 - Cartouk (02/20/2015) [-]
Indeed.
#70 - I don't pay for music, not cause I can't afford it but because…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on Feeling bad +2
User avatar #113 - furrypuppy (02/04/2015) [-]
Amen, the only albums I buy are from self-licensed bands.
#29 - America's FW 12/04/2014 on Poor murica +13

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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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