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#11 - rekt. 05/17/2013 on Facebook +4
#94 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Kill it before it spawns more! +1
#109 - hinji (05/17/2013) [-]
This image has expired
The other pictures where a bit disgusting, but that's just fucking creepy... please kill me!
#103 - lordaurion (05/17/2013) [-]
Let's see, .22, 9mm, .223, Ah here we go, 30-06.
#118 - jessieroxx (05/17/2013) [-]
may i reccomend the AS-50?
#96 - imlost (05/17/2013) [-]
#93 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Kill it before it spawns more! +2
#94 - CargeLock (05/17/2013) [-]
#109 - hinji (05/17/2013) [-]
This image has expired
The other pictures where a bit disgusting, but that's just fucking creepy... please kill me!
#103 - lordaurion (05/17/2013) [-]
Let's see, .22, 9mm, .223, Ah here we go, 30-06.
#118 - jessieroxx (05/17/2013) [-]
may i reccomend the AS-50?
#96 - imlost (05/17/2013) [-]
#92 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Kill it before it spawns more! +2
#93 - CargeLock (05/17/2013) [-]
#94 - CargeLock (05/17/2013) [-]
#109 - hinji (05/17/2013) [-]
This image has expired
The other pictures where a bit disgusting, but that's just fucking creepy... please kill me!
#103 - lordaurion (05/17/2013) [-]
Let's see, .22, 9mm, .223, Ah here we go, 30-06.
#118 - jessieroxx (05/17/2013) [-]
may i reccomend the AS-50?
#96 - imlost (05/17/2013) [-]
#91 - CREEPY/CRINGE THREAD NOW GO  [+] (15 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Kill it before it spawns more! +5
User avatar #123 - insanepain (05/17/2013) [-]
I've always thought to this.... push your finger on the other nostril, and ultimate snot-rocket?
#122 - jessieroxx (05/17/2013) [-]
need a tissue?
User avatar #114 - xSASSITx (05/17/2013) [-]
Guessing that gif is a camera going in the nose of a dead body? human?
#129 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [-]
the person is alive. Those are just worms.
User avatar #130 - xSASSITx (05/17/2013) [-]
Um....how does that even happen? The guy try blowing his nose? Dang.
#104 - screamingdemon (05/17/2013) [-]
#101 - dandyhandy (05/17/2013) [-]
www.liveleak.com/view?i=285_1315554961

Here's a video of nose maggot removal. Just. Fucking. Awesome.
#95 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/17/2013) [-]
springtime allergies are the worst
#92 - CargeLock (05/17/2013) [-]
#93 - CargeLock (05/17/2013) [-]
#94 - CargeLock (05/17/2013) [-]
#109 - hinji (05/17/2013) [-]
This image has expired
The other pictures where a bit disgusting, but that's just fucking creepy... please kill me!
#103 - lordaurion (05/17/2013) [-]
Let's see, .22, 9mm, .223, Ah here we go, 30-06.
#118 - jessieroxx (05/17/2013) [-]
may i reccomend the AS-50?
#96 - imlost (05/17/2013) [-]
#122 - Get on my level. 05/17/2013 on Good Parenting +1
#126 - Just kind of a general, blanket compliment for when someone do…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2013 on 4chan destroying your life 0
User avatar #130 - potatot (05/17/2013) [-]
That's kinda stupid.
#143 - delivering (05/17/2013) [-]
The phrase originated from a nigger rapper.

Of course it's fucking stupid.
#131 - CargeLock (05/17/2013) [-]
Your opinion a shit.
#147 - CrowbarNinja (05/17/2013) [-]
So is yours.
#162 - CargeLock (05/17/2013) [-]
2based5u

stay jellymad
#173 - Don't scroll down. It's nothing but fedoras and autis…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Even Joe knows creationists... +26
#309 - runescapewasgood (05/21/2013) [-]
Shut your dirty whore mouth
#259 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [-]
but fedoras are cool
i think they are

here come the red thumbs
#234 - napalmpie (05/17/2013) [-]
I should have listened to you.
MFW I scrolled down.
#117 - How can one mang be so ******* based?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/17/2013 on 4chan destroying your life 0
User avatar #122 - potatot (05/17/2013) [-]
I've seen people say based like that.

The fuck does it mean?
User avatar #126 - CargeLock (05/17/2013) [-]
Just kind of a general, blanket compliment for when someone does something awesome. Could mean anything from great, to amazing, to awesome.
User avatar #130 - potatot (05/17/2013) [-]
That's kinda stupid.
#143 - delivering (05/17/2013) [-]
The phrase originated from a nigger rapper.

Of course it's fucking stupid.
#131 - CargeLock (05/17/2013) [-]
Your opinion a shit.
#147 - CrowbarNinja (05/17/2013) [-]
So is yours.
#162 - CargeLock (05/17/2013) [-]
2based5u

stay jellymad
#610 - Way to waste your money on a game that's been the same for the…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2012 on Call of Duty: Black Ops 2. -1
User avatar #649 - indecisivejew (11/14/2012) [-]
I hate CoD too, but the fact that CoD is poorly developed doesn't make you less of an asshole. If he has fun with the game, then its not wasted money, and if you really think that one person not buying Black Ops II is going to effect the developers or publishers in any way, then you are absolutely delusional.
#631 - stiffbeefyone (11/14/2012) [-]
BUT I LIEK SPENDING MONEY ON BULLSHIT!
#596 - Are you all enjoying your new $60 expansion pack? Are you also…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2012 on Call of Duty: Black Ops 2. -1
User avatar #604 - Nanotech (11/14/2012) [-]
Considering that I got it for PC? Mmm, yes, I am quite enjoying it.
User avatar #610 - CargeLock (11/14/2012) [-]
Way to waste your money on a game that's been the same for the past 5 years and support shit developers. Good job.
User avatar #649 - indecisivejew (11/14/2012) [-]
I hate CoD too, but the fact that CoD is poorly developed doesn't make you less of an asshole. If he has fun with the game, then its not wasted money, and if you really think that one person not buying Black Ops II is going to effect the developers or publishers in any way, then you are absolutely delusional.
#631 - stiffbeefyone (11/14/2012) [-]
BUT I LIEK SPENDING MONEY ON BULLSHIT!
#113 - Use foobar2k and mp3tag. Accept no substitute.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2012 on Scumbag iTunes +1
#115 - soarinbolt has deleted their comment.
#902 - >simple, poppy, easily-accessible, no deeper than the surfa… 05/26/2012 on title. -2
#897 - But can you please stop grasping at straws? I've shown you art…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2012 on title. 0
#903 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
#894 - "but again, you go to a top producer" If I … 05/26/2012 on title. 0
#893 - "Oh yeah, I´ll tell you something I think you´ll un…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2012 on title. +8
#942 - specialeddie (05/27/2012) [-]
to an extent, this is true, but if somebody writes a great tune with bullshit lyrics, I'm not going to listen to it, even if I can't understand what they're saying
#943 - specialeddie (05/27/2012) [-]
even to this, there are exceptions, like below. what I meant was somebody trying to be serious but instead writing horrible cheesy lyrics. I Am The Walrus is just awesome either way
#901 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
wow, so now 'i wanna hold your hand' is on a lyrical even ground with minaj's 'stupid hoe?' someone shoot me in the face right now.
User avatar #902 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
>simple, poppy, easily-accessible, no deeper than the surface lyrics
>both songs

Yeah.
#890 - Okay, screamo reached it's peak in the 90's and is now an almo…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2012 on title. 0
#892 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
User avatar #897 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
But can you please stop grasping at straws? I've shown you articles on the genre describing what it is precisely. I've linked you to actual screamo songs. I've linked you to self-proclaimed screamo band's pages. Now you're arguing that because a producer says screamo isn't a genre, it isn't. And your only other argument was that you study music somewhere and someone told you that it wasn't a real genre, a common misconception, mind you. I listen to this genre and I know it to be real. The word has become overused and somewhere along the line people started saying "screamo isn't a genre" when it was misused. They were right in the fact that what they were calling screamo wasn't screamo, but they were wrong because it is a real genre. It has been ever since it evolved from 90's emo and bands started becoming self-proclaimed screamo bands. It's not exactly a well-known genre, but it is a genre.
#903 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
User avatar #894 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
"but again, you go to a top producer"

If I walked up to a producer for Citycop. and asked him if he thought screamo was a real genre, he would say yes. Because it is. And that's what citycop. classifies themselves as. The genre is obviously not popular anymore, but that doesn't mean it isn't a real genre.
#883 - Yeah, I know. As I said, the second one is on the verge of pos…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/26/2012 on title. 0
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User avatar #890 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
Okay, screamo reached it's peak in the 90's and is now an almost completely underground genre. The industry doesn't dictate what is and isn't "real music" or a "real genre". I could ask a top producer if he thought shoegaze was a real genre too and he probably wouldn't know what it was. That doesn't mean it isn't a real genre, it very much is. The mainstream industry's job is to produce music for the masses, that is easily approachable, listenable, and well-liked by many. Screamo and shoegaze obviously don't fit these categories, so the mainstream industry has no interest in them. Remind me why you think the mainstream industry's voice in music means anything again?
#892 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
User avatar #897 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
But can you please stop grasping at straws? I've shown you articles on the genre describing what it is precisely. I've linked you to actual screamo songs. I've linked you to self-proclaimed screamo band's pages. Now you're arguing that because a producer says screamo isn't a genre, it isn't. And your only other argument was that you study music somewhere and someone told you that it wasn't a real genre, a common misconception, mind you. I listen to this genre and I know it to be real. The word has become overused and somewhere along the line people started saying "screamo isn't a genre" when it was misused. They were right in the fact that what they were calling screamo wasn't screamo, but they were wrong because it is a real genre. It has been ever since it evolved from 90's emo and bands started becoming self-proclaimed screamo bands. It's not exactly a well-known genre, but it is a genre.
#903 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
User avatar #894 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
"but again, you go to a top producer"

If I walked up to a producer for Citycop. and asked him if he thought screamo was a real genre, he would say yes. Because it is. And that's what citycop. classifies themselves as. The genre is obviously not popular anymore, but that doesn't mean it isn't a real genre.
#879 - Hmmm, you should give Gojira and Meshuggah a try. I'm not a fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2012 on title. +1
#888 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
#877 - It's a common misconception. Screamo is a real genre. There is…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/26/2012 on title. 0
#880 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
User avatar #883 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, I know. As I said, the second one is on the verge of post-hardcore. The first one is screamo though. There is absolutely nothing else it could be classified as. And officially, it is a genre. I'm not sure who told you that but they were misinformed, sorry. I actually listen to the genre quite a good bit. It's a real genre.

Look,

"Screamo is a subgenre of hardcore punk which predominantly evolved from emo, among other genres, in the early 1990s. The term 'screamo' was initially applied to a more aggressive offshoot of emo that developed in San Diego in 1991, which used short songs that grafted 'spastic intensity to willfully experimental dissonance and dynamics.' The genre experienced a popularity boost in the late 1990s and early 2000s, and by mid-2000s the over-saturation of the scene encouraged bands to incorporate more experimental elements. Due to the popularity and evolution of the style to a point of being unrecognizable, the term "skramz" is sometimes used to describe bands from the first wave of screamo."

"Screamo essentially describes a particularly dissonant style of emo influenced by hardcore punk. Screamo uses typical rock instrumentation, but is notable for its brief compositions, chaotic execution, and screaming vocals. The genre is 'generally based in the aggressive side of the overarching punk-revival scene.' Primary characteristics of the genre are described by Allmusic....
In addition to melodic transitions from heavy to soft styles, the genre is also characterized 'by frequent shifts in tempo and dynamics and by tension-and-release catharses.' Screamed vocals are used 'not consistently, but as a kind of crescendo element, a sonic weapon to be trotted out when the music and lyrics reach a particular emotional pitch.' Some consider the genre to be a bridge between hardcore punk and emo."
#886 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
User avatar #890 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
Okay, screamo reached it's peak in the 90's and is now an almost completely underground genre. The industry doesn't dictate what is and isn't "real music" or a "real genre". I could ask a top producer if he thought shoegaze was a real genre too and he probably wouldn't know what it was. That doesn't mean it isn't a real genre, it very much is. The mainstream industry's job is to produce music for the masses, that is easily approachable, listenable, and well-liked by many. Screamo and shoegaze obviously don't fit these categories, so the mainstream industry has no interest in them. Remind me why you think the mainstream industry's voice in music means anything again?
#892 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
User avatar #897 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
But can you please stop grasping at straws? I've shown you articles on the genre describing what it is precisely. I've linked you to actual screamo songs. I've linked you to self-proclaimed screamo band's pages. Now you're arguing that because a producer says screamo isn't a genre, it isn't. And your only other argument was that you study music somewhere and someone told you that it wasn't a real genre, a common misconception, mind you. I listen to this genre and I know it to be real. The word has become overused and somewhere along the line people started saying "screamo isn't a genre" when it was misused. They were right in the fact that what they were calling screamo wasn't screamo, but they were wrong because it is a real genre. It has been ever since it evolved from 90's emo and bands started becoming self-proclaimed screamo bands. It's not exactly a well-known genre, but it is a genre.
#903 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
User avatar #894 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
"but again, you go to a top producer"

If I walked up to a producer for Citycop. and asked him if he thought screamo was a real genre, he would say yes. Because it is. And that's what citycop. classifies themselves as. The genre is obviously not popular anymore, but that doesn't mean it isn't a real genre.
#872 - Such as?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2012 on title. +1
#875 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
#952 - deathbatdude (05/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #879 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
Hmmm, you should give Gojira and Meshuggah a try. I'm not a fan of them but you might like them. You might also want to try some old thrash, like Sodom. You might like it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTkdihHymtw

If you like it let me know and I'll upload the album for you.
#888 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
#869 - Yes, people generalize entire genres of metal by putting them … 05/26/2012 on title. +3
#867 - Screamo: Also screamo: Metalcore:  [+] (10 new replies) 05/26/2012 on title. 0
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User avatar #877 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
It's a common misconception. Screamo is a real genre. There is nothing else the first link could be classified as, at all. The second one is on the verge of post-hardcore, but not quite.

Here, look: www.last.fm/music/CityCop.

"A Screamo/Indie/Acoustic band out of Ashtabula, Ohio"

www.last.fm/music/Pianos+Become+The+Teeth

"Pianos Become the Teeth is a post-rock/screamo band from Baltimore, Maryland."

People do use the term to falsely generalize a large area of music, but it is a real genre. I promise you. It's just that the term has been falsely used so much now it's become a bit of a dirty word. So now every time I tell someone I enjoy screamo I'm looked down upon for it. It is a real genre and there are bands who classify themselves as screamo. Promise.
#880 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
User avatar #883 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, I know. As I said, the second one is on the verge of post-hardcore. The first one is screamo though. There is absolutely nothing else it could be classified as. And officially, it is a genre. I'm not sure who told you that but they were misinformed, sorry. I actually listen to the genre quite a good bit. It's a real genre.

Look,

"Screamo is a subgenre of hardcore punk which predominantly evolved from emo, among other genres, in the early 1990s. The term 'screamo' was initially applied to a more aggressive offshoot of emo that developed in San Diego in 1991, which used short songs that grafted 'spastic intensity to willfully experimental dissonance and dynamics.' The genre experienced a popularity boost in the late 1990s and early 2000s, and by mid-2000s the over-saturation of the scene encouraged bands to incorporate more experimental elements. Due to the popularity and evolution of the style to a point of being unrecognizable, the term "skramz" is sometimes used to describe bands from the first wave of screamo."

"Screamo essentially describes a particularly dissonant style of emo influenced by hardcore punk. Screamo uses typical rock instrumentation, but is notable for its brief compositions, chaotic execution, and screaming vocals. The genre is 'generally based in the aggressive side of the overarching punk-revival scene.' Primary characteristics of the genre are described by Allmusic....
In addition to melodic transitions from heavy to soft styles, the genre is also characterized 'by frequent shifts in tempo and dynamics and by tension-and-release catharses.' Screamed vocals are used 'not consistently, but as a kind of crescendo element, a sonic weapon to be trotted out when the music and lyrics reach a particular emotional pitch.' Some consider the genre to be a bridge between hardcore punk and emo."
#886 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
User avatar #890 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
Okay, screamo reached it's peak in the 90's and is now an almost completely underground genre. The industry doesn't dictate what is and isn't "real music" or a "real genre". I could ask a top producer if he thought shoegaze was a real genre too and he probably wouldn't know what it was. That doesn't mean it isn't a real genre, it very much is. The mainstream industry's job is to produce music for the masses, that is easily approachable, listenable, and well-liked by many. Screamo and shoegaze obviously don't fit these categories, so the mainstream industry has no interest in them. Remind me why you think the mainstream industry's voice in music means anything again?
#892 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
User avatar #897 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
But can you please stop grasping at straws? I've shown you articles on the genre describing what it is precisely. I've linked you to actual screamo songs. I've linked you to self-proclaimed screamo band's pages. Now you're arguing that because a producer says screamo isn't a genre, it isn't. And your only other argument was that you study music somewhere and someone told you that it wasn't a real genre, a common misconception, mind you. I listen to this genre and I know it to be real. The word has become overused and somewhere along the line people started saying "screamo isn't a genre" when it was misused. They were right in the fact that what they were calling screamo wasn't screamo, but they were wrong because it is a real genre. It has been ever since it evolved from 90's emo and bands started becoming self-proclaimed screamo bands. It's not exactly a well-known genre, but it is a genre.
#903 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
User avatar #894 - CargeLock (05/26/2012) [-]
"but again, you go to a top producer"

If I walked up to a producer for Citycop. and asked him if he thought screamo was a real genre, he would say yes. Because it is. And that's what citycop. classifies themselves as. The genre is obviously not popular anymore, but that doesn't mean it isn't a real genre.
#866 - Lyrics do not dictate quality of music. At all. 05/26/2012 on title. 0
#864 - >real music >disturbed avatar Yeah, you're a faget.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2012 on title. 0
User avatar #936 - ixcarnifexxi (05/26/2012) [-]
I haven't bothered to change it. Also, the fact my picture is the Disturbed face apparently makes me either a homosexual or a cigarette? Ok buddy...
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