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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:9/14/2010
Last Login:7/16/2014
Location:North Carolina
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Level 166 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 167 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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Times Content Favorited:715 times
Total Comments Made:972
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#2 - They aren't pimples. They're implants. 04/12/2011 on Lovely +5
#107 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2011 on BAGELS -1
#112 - mikehawk (04/05/2011) [-]
bno he is right look it goes from 8:48 to 4:50 then back to 8:56.... dont insult people like that
#111 - nsfwdavid (04/05/2011) [-]
correct me if I am wrong but my pic clearly shows it going from 8:48 something pm to 4:50 pm something pm and back to 8:56 pm all from yesterday.
#9 - This isn't on front page. And Justin isn't a tag. Silly anon. 03/15/2011 on mosdef tweet +3
#4 - Picture 03/14/2011 on Ask me what day it is +2
#61 - **CargeLock rolls 27** 03/11/2011 on Can't Think of A Title +1
#613 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2011 on how to uncensor things -3
#621 - redandwhitenorth has deleted their comment.
#614 - anonymous (03/10/2011) [-]
screp derp darp derp
#606 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 new replies) 03/10/2011 on how to uncensor things -3
#610 - redandwhitenorth has deleted their comment.
User avatar #628 - Jesusnipples (03/10/2011) [-]
I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared, she said 'You're livin with your auntie and your uncle in BelAir.'
#616 - Shoosh has deleted their comment.
User avatar #670 - negativeone (03/10/2011) [-]
With DAFT PUNK everyone's argument becomes invalid.
#626 - redandwhitenorth has deleted their comment.
#618 - Ulmer (03/10/2011) [-]
win
#613 - CargeLock has deleted their comment.
#621 - redandwhitenorth has deleted their comment.
#614 - anonymous (03/10/2011) [-]
screp derp darp derp
#88 - Why is everyone thumbing him down? He got dubs... There are tw… 03/08/2011 on Raisin Milk -6
#647 - **CargeLock rolls 95** 03/03/2011 on TRIPS! 0
#645 - *roll #* 03/03/2011 on TRIPS! +1
#343 - wat 03/01/2011 on Patrick 0
#68 - Sugar gliders. I want one so bad. 02/24/2011 on Kangaroo Dog +3
#50 - Sorry, I admit I was wrong. Btw I actually do have some experi…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/24/2011 on Dumbass 11 year olds. -48
User avatar #74 - TheCodFather (02/24/2011) [-]
I would like to point out that u were not trolling, u are just really stupid....
#53 - invisosky (02/24/2011) [-]
You're not a troll... just an idiot. Trolls don't "Admit they are wrong". You fucking idiot.
User avatar #70 - MakiChan (02/24/2011) [-]
they only try to play it off as being a troll when they been caught being a moron
#80 - MakiChan has deleted their comment.
User avatar #79 - timbittwo (02/24/2011) [-]
This has got me out of so many tough situations before.
User avatar #81 - MakiChan (02/24/2011) [-]
works for some but not all lol not this guy
User avatar #51 - koalafication (02/24/2011) [-]
Wasn't suggesting you had no experience with women/men whatever your flavour is. Was more suggesting you might not have had experience making a woman squirt.
#44 - That's called squirting. It's not cumming, completely differen…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/24/2011 on Dumbass 11 year olds. -62
User avatar #47 - koalafication (02/24/2011) [-]
'Cum' and 'Cumming' aren't scientific terms. They relates loosely to the liquid that is excreted during orgasm and the act of doing so. By those definitions, the fluid that women excrete when they 'squirt' could be classified as Cum.
User avatar #48 - koalafication (02/24/2011) [-]
Also don't speak on a matter you clearly have no experience in.
User avatar #50 - CargeLock (02/24/2011) [-]
Sorry, I admit I was wrong. Btw I actually do have some experience with it. But I just cum, I don't research it. Way to feed the trolls bros.
User avatar #74 - TheCodFather (02/24/2011) [-]
I would like to point out that u were not trolling, u are just really stupid....
#53 - invisosky (02/24/2011) [-]
You're not a troll... just an idiot. Trolls don't "Admit they are wrong". You fucking idiot.
User avatar #70 - MakiChan (02/24/2011) [-]
they only try to play it off as being a troll when they been caught being a moron
#80 - MakiChan has deleted their comment.
User avatar #79 - timbittwo (02/24/2011) [-]
This has got me out of so many tough situations before.
User avatar #81 - MakiChan (02/24/2011) [-]
works for some but not all lol not this guy
User avatar #51 - koalafication (02/24/2011) [-]
Wasn't suggesting you had no experience with women/men whatever your flavour is. Was more suggesting you might not have had experience making a woman squirt.
User avatar #45 - dagold (02/24/2011) [-]
Same concept, it is still a result of pleasure. Guys can before an orgasm as well, they call it pre-cum. I'm not trying to make you look stupid, and if I am proven wrong I'll admit. Let's wait for a third oppinion shall we?
User avatar #72 - MakiChan (02/24/2011) [-]
pre cum is alot like a girl getting wet. girls get wet to make it easier for sex like lube and guys pre cum is making it easier to cum or the sperm to move better.
#46 - themanofum (02/24/2011) [-]
dagold's right, CargeLock's wrong.
#41 - Technically, women can't cum.. They can orgasm, but not cum.  [+] (31 new replies) 02/24/2011 on Dumbass 11 year olds. -92
User avatar #159 - panthean (02/24/2011) [-]
I saw a huge stream of comments and I just had to see the fail post that started it all... now that I have, I just want to say, you failed...
#139 - sakufilth (02/24/2011) [-]
You are so incredibly retarded. Just because you can't make women cum, doesn't mean no-one else can.
User avatar #236 - isthisbattletoads (02/24/2011) [-]
What.
User avatar #131 - isthisbattletoads (02/24/2011) [-]
84 thumbs down; madtv would be proud.
#99 - NotAdmin (02/24/2011) [-]
thank you for creating an epic thread.. but youre wrong and retarded. cum means to ejaculate a liquid during orgasm.. women can't come with semen but they come.. fucking retard
#95 - koalafication (02/24/2011) [-]
This has got to be my favourite thread ever. Simply because of all the people who think they know what the fuck they're talking about :D
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User avatar #88 - Padmeamidalatwo (02/24/2011) [-]
EVERY TIME I have sex, I cum. How in the hell do you think women get 'wet'?
#140 - sakufilth (02/24/2011) [-]
Getting wet and cumming are different things.
User avatar #217 - Padmeamidalatwo (02/24/2011) [-]
Yes, they are, but that "wetness" is like pre-cum; it's the same substance ("wetness" and female ejaculate), it's just a different -reaction- in the body.
#92 - anonymous (02/24/2011) [-]
Hey look- a female talked overtly about sex!!!!
quick, everyone give her thumbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#71 - TheCodFather (02/24/2011) [-]
have u ever been in a relationship or are u retarded? that or you are trolling, because woman can cum u muppet >.<
#58 - Desdenne (02/24/2011) [-]
Some women can ejaculate not alot.
#43 - xHeibel (02/24/2011) [-]
????????????
User avatar #42 - dagold (02/24/2011) [-]
Clearly someone isn't doing their job right. Girls can fire off further than a guy can. Do you have any idea how hard it is to clean off walls?
User avatar #78 - dantedante (02/24/2011) [-]
Yes, Yes I Do
User avatar #69 - MakiChan (02/24/2011) [-]
yeah they can spray all over or just a little squirt trust me we can cum. but some cant do it as easy or as much as others. but hey if you do it right then you will see it.
User avatar #44 - CargeLock (02/24/2011) [-]
That's called squirting. It's not cumming, completely different. Women can squirt before they have an orgasm. When you cum it's after an orgasm.
User avatar #47 - koalafication (02/24/2011) [-]
'Cum' and 'Cumming' aren't scientific terms. They relates loosely to the liquid that is excreted during orgasm and the act of doing so. By those definitions, the fluid that women excrete when they 'squirt' could be classified as Cum.
User avatar #48 - koalafication (02/24/2011) [-]
Also don't speak on a matter you clearly have no experience in.
User avatar #50 - CargeLock (02/24/2011) [-]
Sorry, I admit I was wrong. Btw I actually do have some experience with it. But I just cum, I don't research it. Way to feed the trolls bros.
User avatar #74 - TheCodFather (02/24/2011) [-]
I would like to point out that u were not trolling, u are just really stupid....
#53 - invisosky (02/24/2011) [-]
You're not a troll... just an idiot. Trolls don't "Admit they are wrong". You fucking idiot.
User avatar #70 - MakiChan (02/24/2011) [-]
they only try to play it off as being a troll when they been caught being a moron
#80 - MakiChan has deleted their comment.
User avatar #79 - timbittwo (02/24/2011) [-]
This has got me out of so many tough situations before.
User avatar #81 - MakiChan (02/24/2011) [-]
works for some but not all lol not this guy
User avatar #51 - koalafication (02/24/2011) [-]
Wasn't suggesting you had no experience with women/men whatever your flavour is. Was more suggesting you might not have had experience making a woman squirt.
User avatar #45 - dagold (02/24/2011) [-]
Same concept, it is still a result of pleasure. Guys can before an orgasm as well, they call it pre-cum. I'm not trying to make you look stupid, and if I am proven wrong I'll admit. Let's wait for a third oppinion shall we?
User avatar #72 - MakiChan (02/24/2011) [-]
pre cum is alot like a girl getting wet. girls get wet to make it easier for sex like lube and guys pre cum is making it easier to cum or the sperm to move better.
#46 - themanofum (02/24/2011) [-]
dagold's right, CargeLock's wrong.
#562 - Picture 02/24/2011 on STONERS. . . STONERS... -1
#560 - Well I've been in the car with my friends driving while they w… 02/24/2011 on STONERS. . . STONERS... 0
#545 - But sober people crash too. There hasn't been any evidence tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2011 on STONERS. . . STONERS... -1
#552 - thundrcnt (02/24/2011) [-]
Listen I can definitely say I'm less coordinated and focused when driving two things which should be 100% when driving and I've driven with people who are high and they definitely weren't driving as well as they should have been, and yes sober people do crash
User avatar #560 - CargeLock (02/24/2011) [-]
Well I've been in the car with my friends driving while they were high also, they drove normally, the only difference is they were a little bit slower. Like I said, I'd love to see a study on it. There's no point in arguing something that's completely opinionated.
#239 - no 02/24/2011 on Best Novel Ever. . . +1
#415 - Yep, because you can tell exactly what type of a person he is … 02/22/2011 on WONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER -1
#408 - That's why you meet them. To hang out with new people and make…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2011 on WONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER -2
User avatar #412 - gwlk (02/22/2011) [-]
I can say with the utmost certainty I would not like him from his first post.
User avatar #415 - CargeLock (02/22/2011) [-]
Yep, because you can tell exactly what type of a person he is just by what he types. He might have actually been pretty cool in person. But I guess judging him is the best thing to do. Fuck you.
#410 - Picture 02/21/2011 on WANT 0
#4 - 5266 views. 89 thumbs. 3 comments. Wtf. 02/21/2011 on Business cat -1
#2 - It did actually. You just have to be smart enough to get it. 02/17/2011 on inception win +3
#6 - I beg to differ. I'm American and smoking a bowl atm :) 02/15/2011 on Rasta Surprise! +3
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