Or comparing all American rejects to Hollywood undead. It's virtually impossible

my last one.
eh ?

I know there's only a blank wall behind me, but I still have the temptation to turn round, out of curiosity...

Now I think though, it couldn't be that bad considering I get to livelong enough to discover time-travel

Creepy short story thread ?

My girlfriend walked into my room by surprise last night. She just stood at the doorway and stared at me. Then, she put her hands on her face and starts screaming.

My girlfriend died last year in a house fire.

Go for it. That's the only one I have though, sorry.

my last one.
eh ?

This comment made my day hahahaha

first off im not a retard.the only thing u could joke bout me bein a retard is that fact that i dont care how i spell over the internet.wow ur on the fuckin internet on a website made for comedy an u dont spell right?wow u mus be retarded.ANYWAY i havent rlly been fond of the ppl running this country either.the past few presidential canidates sucked ass :/ im jus sick of seein all this bashing america stuff man..I was born an raised here i luv it here.aint no country better playboy than America.and ppl shouldnt be bashin our Military sayin they aint doin shit,bc they do.

Oh wow, please tell me you're trolling. This isn't the greatest country on the earth anymore, it may have been a while back, but that's long gone. It's a great country, but we're not doing so well lately if you haven't noticed. The president is nothing more than a scapegoat with little say in what the country does. And our military is doing a bunch of shit, I'll give you that. But for the wrong reasons. They think they're doing a duty for the people of this country when they're really doing a duty for the politicians/big businesses. And I have a feeling if they knew that they wouldn't have joined in the first place. I think they feel as if though they are defending this country, which is great. We need defenders of this country. But in reality they're more on the offensive.

Im not trying to start a fight or nuthin but we (the entire coalition) left Iraq and only have a residual force in Afghanistan in case Iran does something stupid.

I joined the U.S. Army snipers because i like felling stealthy
:)

you want to see the pink mist???

hm..u do hav a point

no from a dj pon3 dubstep mix i forget the song title

I still have faith in Humanity,
the south park creators are gracious enough to keep MLP out of the satire.

the media really needs something to look up to, and aside from the internet Mlp hasn't done any real damage in the real world. I still feel bad for the WoW community though.

looking from the perspective of the creators I could imagine they won't make the episode. fingers crossed for both bronies and haters.

shit we're fucked

perfect comment and a perfect gif 10/10

well its PoV, i play wow and found the episode hilarious, i bet people who hate WoW took it as insulting WoW and they found the episode to be hilarious aswell... i assume they will do the same thing for the bronys, haters will love it cause its "hating" bronys will love it cause its just a parody on an amazing show

60+9 Capcha... Giggity

..... this .gif really tells it all.

I was torn between that and the one I used, decided mine was slightly more appropriate, plus I found it faster.

Ah, well played sir. ;D

you suck!

double penetration for you then.

My achieve contribution:
Talked to your parents (or authority figure) while high and not get caught.

because no one mentioned it