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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
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The faggotry wont get off my description >.

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#45 - You programmed an auto-authenticated virus that allows you to …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2010 on My Script Kiddy Meme 0
#46 - jafra (07/26/2010) [-]
"auto-authenticated" lol no. My dumbass friends are dumb enough to allow "mac-service-update" through the firewall. That's the name of my virus :D

He runs some third party firewall program on his mac.

SSH, no. I went the easy and stupid way of doing it. I used the cURL library to open a php script every 30 seconds. The php script spits out instructions for the virus from a mySQL database on my server.

I update the instructions from my laptop on the database.


VERY NOOBISH, I kno. Programming isn't my speciality :D
User avatar #47 - Captionist (07/26/2010) [-]
PHP? So its a web based virus? To run PHP scripts you need to have a supporting browser, they don't run by themselves. MySQL instructions? SQL databases are for mainly numeric based data (I should know, I used to maintain Evowow's SQL server)

Very, very odd virus sir.
#48 - jafra (07/27/2010) [-]
You just got to think outside the box :D
SQL holds a list of instructions, the virus pretends to be a browser and opens a php script to get instructions from the database. The instructions from the database would be just char arrays (strings)

If the instruction was successful, it opens the php script again with POST data to clear the instruction from the database. If the instruction failed it will just try all over again in 30 seconds :D

sample instructions include
"a:file_on_server" = download the file and execute
"b: lemonpart.org& quot; = open a website, with site specified
"c:you're a fag" = display message etc...
The reason I did this is because I didn't know much about SSH at the time.
User avatar #49 - Captionist (07/27/2010) [-]
Whats really weird is what you said makes sense now O_O
#19 - Cool comic bro 07/25/2010 on Pokemon perspective 0
#128 - **Captionist rolls 600** Trips for dedi, if I don't get trip… 07/25/2010 on Dirty jokes 12 -2
#20 - Watch out for part 2 then :)  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2010 on My Script Kiddy Meme 0
#22 - Mandragor (07/24/2010) [-]
Awesomness
#413 - http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/648516/My+Script+Kiddy+Me… 07/24/2010 on I want a child like this. -2
#31 - Rule 63 on Justin Bieber, she looks even worse as a guy. 07/21/2010 on Wut? 0
#30 - Black Hole smoke, don't breathe this. 07/21/2010 on WILL IT BLEND? +4
#15 - UNCE *scream* UNCE *scream* UNCE *scream* UNCE *scream* UNCE *… 07/17/2010 on Why I dont Play Guitar Hero... 0
#10 - But I want to rave... :(  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2010 on Why I dont Play Guitar Hero... 0
#13 - SpidaChris has deleted their comment.
User avatar #15 - Captionist (07/17/2010) [-]
UNCE *scream* UNCE *scream* UNCE *scream* UNCE *scream* UNCE *scream* UNCE *scream*
#4 - Unce  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2010 on Why I dont Play Guitar Hero... +1
#8 - SpidaChris has deleted their comment.
User avatar #10 - Captionist (07/17/2010) [-]
But I want to rave... :(
#13 - SpidaChris has deleted their comment.
User avatar #15 - Captionist (07/17/2010) [-]
UNCE *scream* UNCE *scream* UNCE *scream* UNCE *scream* UNCE *scream* UNCE *scream*
#1 - STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM 07/17/2010 on Don't worry +1
#287 - What was that picture you sent me?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2010 on FelipeRuiz's profile 0
User avatar #288 - FelipeRuiz (07/13/2010) [-]
oh. I found you on akinator
#12 - Eat my undigested **** , that's right, I want you … 07/12/2010 on you killed her! 0
#162 - OLAWD 07/12/2010 on Beating the Elite 4 With... 0
#1 - This was just on the frontpage, try again. 07/12/2010 on chewing gum +1
#768 - **Captionist rolls 746,297,585** 07/12/2010 on PC v Mac -2
#25 - Made that myself ^_^ 07/11/2010 on mine +4
#24 - ------MINEMINE---------MINEMINE--MINE--MINEMINE-----MINE--MINE…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2010 on mine +16
#32 - Neenja (07/11/2010) [-]
NO
NO SOUP FOR YOU
User avatar #25 - Captionist (07/11/2010) [-]
Made that myself ^_^
#2 - lol k, but I didn't add myself :P  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2010 on I'm on akinator LOL +1
#3 - abominabletrollman (07/11/2010) [-]
ahha whey it knew you already :P
#120 - HEY GUYS! I'm ON AKINATOR LOL! TRY IT! 07/11/2010 on Akinator and admin 0
#3 - I'm not a troll, I'm also only in RL for the revenge and for t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2010 on Messing around on Omegle 0
User avatar #5 - Dima (07/11/2010) [-]
Lol well the majority RaidLegion are obnoxious douche bags. You actually seem legit :]
#1 - <3 :D  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2010 on Messing around on Omegle 0
User avatar #2 - Dima (07/11/2010) [-]
Lol <3?

To be honest, you seem like the least trolliest member of RaidLegion.
User avatar #3 - Captionist (07/11/2010) [-]
I'm not a troll, I'm also only in RL for the revenge and for the community.

I also love Zix.
User avatar #5 - Dima (07/11/2010) [-]
Lol well the majority RaidLegion are obnoxious douche bags. You actually seem legit :]
#117 - Red, Yellow, Blue, White, Green. That is now my colour … 07/11/2010 on Akinator and admin -2
#637 - **Captionist rolls 7,560** A 4 digit number for dedication … 07/11/2010 on You're not the only one... 0
#17 - Keep up teh good work! :D 07/11/2010 on Get the Badge 0

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