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|#45 - You programmed an auto-authenticated virus that allows you to … [+] (4 new replies)||07/26/2010 on My Script Kiddy Meme||0|
#46 - jafra (07/26/2010) [-]
"auto-authenticated" lol no. My dumbass friends are dumb enough to allow "mac-service-update" through the firewall. That's the name of my virus :D
He runs some third party firewall program on his mac.
SSH, no. I went the easy and stupid way of doing it. I used the cURL library to open a php script every 30 seconds. The php script spits out instructions for the virus from a mySQL database on my server.
I update the instructions from my laptop on the database.
VERY NOOBISH, I kno. Programming isn't my speciality :D
#47 - Captionist (07/26/2010) [-]
PHP? So its a web based virus? To run PHP scripts you need to have a supporting browser, they don't run by themselves. MySQL instructions? SQL databases are for mainly numeric based data (I should know, I used to maintain Evowow's SQL server)
Very, very odd virus sir.
#48 - jafra (07/27/2010) [-]
You just got to think outside the box :D
SQL holds a list of instructions, the virus pretends to be a browser and opens a php script to get instructions from the database. The instructions from the database would be just char arrays (strings)
If the instruction was successful, it opens the php script again with POST data to clear the instruction from the database. If the instruction failed it will just try all over again in 30 seconds :D
sample instructions include
"a:file_on_server" = download the file and execute
"b: lemonpart.org& quot; = open a website, with site specified
"c:you're a fag" = display message etc...
The reason I did this is because I didn't know much about SSH at the time.
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