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Captainunhelpful

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Date Signed Up:2/16/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:WI
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    the REAL outcome. the REAL outcome.
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    Courage the Cowardly Dog Courage the Cowardly Dog
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    Friendly game Friendly game
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    What you always thought of with Legos What you always thought of with...
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#75 - Picture 01/11/2016 on Burgerpants at work +4
#20 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on The Ultimately Relevant... +10
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#31 - semenslurpinglily (01/09/2016) [-]
Megalo Strike Back would be more fitting than Interstellar Retribution I think.
#68 - chusmimax (01/09/2016) [-]
were it true or not, it is something expanded enough on the internet to have no way back. you can see a skele ton of videos with that non-canon part of the story with that song
#128 - Darkest Dungeon and Subnautica bruh  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Buying an indie early... +4
#175 - thecowlevel (01/04/2016) [-]
I love Darkest Dungeon, swell with Stress!
#171 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
i enjoyed darkest dungeon more than many finished games
#24 - It didn't hurt that Kylo had been shot with a bowcaster (shown… 12/30/2015 on Independent strong woman... +3
#17 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 12/16/2015 on No mercy +104
#56 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
alpharad tech seal of approval
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#51 - johmi (12/16/2015) [-]
That is the greatest wall tech I have ever seen.
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#110 - ninjawizards (12/16/2015) [-]
I don't even understand how that worked haha? He looked like he fell below the stage and then boomeranged?!
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#130 - johmi (12/17/2015) [-]
if you do an air dodge at the right time when you are tumbling through the air you can "roll" off a wall. He got really lucky and it sent him back the way he came.
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#45 - kurbeh (12/16/2015) [-]
Physics intensify.
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#43 - ILIEKPEPSEE (12/16/2015) [-]
as an Ike main, this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
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#96 - knyght (12/16/2015) [-]
Amen to that brother.
#53 - I actually found a great group my first try by finding a Gamef… 12/12/2015 on A guide to rpg systems 0
#8 - Picture 12/08/2015 on Great Khans +3
#28 - Picture 12/08/2015 on Ice Cold -1
#8 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2015 on BLM +14
#40 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
i dont get it
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#56 - dreygur (12/09/2015) [-]
Guy in the picture is Rick, an extremely smart scientist who's pretty bitter when it comes to sentimental values.
#91 - Emeeeergency induction port  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on IMO +9
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#92 - thechosentroll (12/08/2015) [-]
I don't see any straws on Samus.

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#26 - fazbear (03/30/2015) [-]
Officer, this user disagreed with me.   
Which means they raped me.
Officer, this user disagreed with me.
Which means they raped me.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Captainunhelpful ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Hate theme accounts. Nothing personal. Off the profile please.
User avatar #28 to #27 - fazbear (03/30/2015) [-]
Sorry, fam. You won't see me on here again.
User avatar #20 - alecbaldwinning (08/25/2014) [-]
Yes. Yes they do.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Captainunhelpful ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Never have, never will. Red thumb ban removal was the worst thing to ever happen to the site, beyond all the usual faggotry.
User avatar #22 to #21 - alecbaldwinning (08/25/2014) [-]
Sounds like you've been trolled pretty hard in the past.

Maybe it's time you either grow up and learn how to deal with it, or go somewhere else more suited to your delicate sensibilities.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Captainunhelpful ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Nope. Follow the habit of 'hide all' any time a new one pops up, though im sure you have one of your own. Check my name color compared to your own, the only rugrat here is you, kiddo. Buh-bye, go slink away to someone elses profile because you are too much of a coward to be under public scrutiny without a fake account.
User avatar #24 to #23 - staticenhance (08/25/2014) [-]
My first FJ account was made the third week this site was online, "kiddo".

There you go getting mad about being trolled again. This site doesn't want faggots like you. Kill yourself.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Captainunhelpful ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Ahaha, and yet, still a lighter color than me kiddo. Disposable accounts, you really must be one of the dime a dozen losers with a legit troll account. Oh well, another to the list of not wasting my time.
User avatar #9 - whomadewho (01/20/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #10 to #10 - Captainunhelpful ONLINE (01/21/2011) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #11 to #11 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
not much just saying hi to everyone
User avatar #12 to #12 - Captainunhelpful ONLINE (01/21/2011) [-]
Lol, well thanks for the greeting.

Say, ever heard of League of Legends?
User avatar #13 to #13 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
nope, what is it?
User avatar #14 to #14 - Captainunhelpful ONLINE (01/21/2011) [-]
REally fun and cool game you can download.

www.leagueoflegends.com
User avatar #16 to #15 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
this isnt going to **** my computer up when i download it right?
User avatar #17 to #17 - Captainunhelpful ONLINE (01/21/2011) [-]
Why would i send you a virus? the site is obviously legit, and hte download is actually pretty small.
User avatar #18 to #18 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
you never know man, its downloading now, but you never know.
User avatar #19 to #19 - Captainunhelpful ONLINE (01/22/2011) [-]
When a site has a forums, multiple pages, video footage, and an obvious community, you know.
User avatar #15 to #15 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
looks cool, ill try it later
#7 - anon (11/27/2010) [-]
HOW YOU GET MINECRAFT FREE?
User avatar #8 to #8 - Captainunhelpful ONLINE (11/27/2010) [-]
I dont deal with anons thank you very much. Youll have to privatemessage me.
User avatar #2 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/27/2010) [-]
Congratulations on losing comment virginity. Welcome to FunnyJunk.
User avatar #3 to #3 - Captainunhelpful ONLINE (05/27/2010) [-]
...? Ive been here since i was like 6.
User avatar #4 to #4 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/28/2010) [-]
Well youve had no comments so im first:)
User avatar #5 to #5 - Captainunhelpful ONLINE (05/28/2010) [-]
oh, ive had some. some spammer guy once, and then some dude who at first mistaked me for another captain, and flamed me.
User avatar #6 to #6 - Captainunhelpful ONLINE (05/28/2010) [-]
as u can see, your number 3.
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