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#64 - Shield swatted aside and armor ignored while he guts your ass hard.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/02/2013 on True story +11
#151 - xyaleon (05/02/2013) [-]
Bitch please. You don't need int to use Pyromancy.
#182 - fivewordminimum (05/02/2013) [-]
Laurentius is one of the only ones in that game that isn't trying to use you.
#208 - deliciousdee (05/02/2013) [-]
He's such a fucking bro. I always made sure to keep him alive.
User avatar #200 - xyaleon (05/02/2013) [-]
Too bad he becomes Undead trying to find more powerful pyromancies. At least I think he does.
User avatar #217 - fivewordminimum (05/02/2013) [-]
Yeah he tries getting Chaos pyromancies because he's never seen them as they were made by Quelana.
#194 - manhat (05/02/2013) [-]
the only ones who are trying to use you in the game are the serpents and the merchants.
User avatar #199 - fivewordminimum (05/02/2013) [-]
Nope, Solaire is using you to find his sun.
Lautrec uses you to get firekeeper souls.
Eyengi is using you to heal the Fair Lady. (Which is alright in my book, Chaos Covenant 4 lyfe)
Patches is just a douchepickle.
Everyone else either wants souls or for you to Link the Fire.

Laurentius, Anastacia, and Onionbro just want to help you or be left alone.
#226 - manhat (05/02/2013) [-]
in my experience Solaire did nothing but let me summon him to fight the boss he never used me to try to get his sun, if anything i'm using him. Lautrec never uses you to get fire keeper souls, he asks for your help out of the cell and he rewards you, he then goes and kills the firekeeper but all he did to you was pay you to free him from the cell. Eyengi wants you to help the fair lady who is his friend. if i wanted a stranger to help my sick friend i guess im using the stranger but im not taking advantage of them. the other people such as griggs, rhea, nico, vince, petrus, the crestfallen warrior, logan, oswald, shiva, oscar, sieglinde. and lots of others are not using you. unless you mean "using" as in your character helps those people in which case im wrong. But the way i feel when you say using is that those people are taking advantage of your character, which they are not.
User avatar #204 - deliciousdee (05/02/2013) [-]
Solaire does his own exploring and searching and selflessly offers help whenever he can. I can think of many other examples of NPCs that aren't just using you too.
#156 - All I can hear is that 'im so fresh you can suck my nuts' song 04/28/2013 on That feeling when you kill... +1
#48 - He says, "Son, can you play me a memory I'm not reall… 04/28/2013 on Right in the feels. +2
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You needed this.
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#60 - OH LONG JOHNSON, OH LONG JOHNSON, OH LONG JOHNSON 03/12/2013 on who the hell would do this 0
#76 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2013 on The uploader hopes this is... -5
#94 - fantazayamaya (02/28/2013) [-]
I sense more Homestucks hidden in the FJ valleys...




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User avatar #9 - whomadewho (01/20/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #11 to #11 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
not much just saying hi to everyone
User avatar #12 to #12 - Captainunhelpful (01/21/2011) [-]
Lol, well thanks for the greeting.

Say, ever heard of League of Legends?
User avatar #13 to #13 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
nope, what is it?
User avatar #14 to #14 - Captainunhelpful (01/21/2011) [-]
REally fun and cool game you can download.

www.leagueoflegends.com
User avatar #16 to #15 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
this isnt going to fuck my computer up when i download it right?
User avatar #17 to #17 - Captainunhelpful (01/21/2011) [-]
Why would i send you a virus? the site is obviously legit, and hte download is actually pretty small.
User avatar #18 to #18 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
you never know man, its downloading now, but you never know.
User avatar #19 to #19 - Captainunhelpful (01/22/2011) [-]
When a site has a forums, multiple pages, video footage, and an obvious community, you know.
User avatar #15 to #15 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
looks cool, ill try it later
#7 - N. Korean citizen (11/27/2010) [-]
HOW YOU GET MINECRAFT FREE?
User avatar #8 to #8 - Captainunhelpful (11/27/2010) [-]
I dont deal with anons thank you very much. Youll have to privatemessage me.
User avatar #2 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/27/2010) [-]
Congratulations on losing comment virginity. Welcome to FunnyJunk.
User avatar #3 to #3 - Captainunhelpful (05/27/2010) [-]
...? Ive been here since i was like 6.
User avatar #4 to #4 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/28/2010) [-]
Well youve had no comments so im first:)
User avatar #5 to #5 - Captainunhelpful (05/28/2010) [-]
oh, ive had some. some spammer guy once, and then some dude who at first mistaked me for another captain, and flamed me.
User avatar #6 to #6 - Captainunhelpful (05/28/2010) [-]
as u can see, your number 3.
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