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CaptainSarcastic  

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:5/20/2013
Location:England
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Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
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    Jaws attacks cat. Jaws attacks cat.
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    Just watch it. Just watch it.
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    Wild Stop Sign uses counter! Wild Stop Sign uses counter!
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    Its cool, no one saw. Its cool, no one saw.
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    Bless you. Bless you.
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    Awh how cute Awh how cute
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#37 - Ah, okay, cool. Ty 04/20/2013 on EA Servers 0
#36 - Thank you for that valuable information, I'm so glad you spent… 04/20/2013 on EA Servers 0
#31 - Why the fuck is TotalBiscuit (English) using "soda" …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2013 on EA Servers 0
#34 - N. Korean citizen (04/20/2013) [-]
He lives in america now, only reason he didn't live there sooner is he got denied his green card despite being married to an american
User avatar #37 - CaptainSarcastic (04/20/2013) [-]
Ah, okay, cool. Ty
#33 - mrvoodoo (04/20/2013) [-]
Soda=Pop= Gaseous Beverage.
Cheetos=Chips=Piece of unknown substance from a factory in a bag.
User avatar #36 - CaptainSarcastic (04/20/2013) [-]
Thank you for that valuable information, I'm so glad you spent the time to reply to my comment. You weren't useless what so ever.
#67 - Gj wp 04/17/2013 on Thank you 0
#16 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Thank you +35
#18 - cousin (04/15/2013) [-]
#52 - kaslin (04/16/2013) [-]
#23 - flyinjoo (04/15/2013) [-]
That was fuckin great
Medal for you two.
#24 - ebdac (04/15/2013) [-]
this will be made into new content... I FORESEE!
#14 - Cousin?  [+] (8 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Thank you +74
User avatar #15 - cousin (04/15/2013) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #67 - CaptainSarcastic (04/17/2013) [-]
Gj wp
#29 - ShaunG (04/15/2013) [-]
#16 - CaptainSarcastic (04/15/2013) [-]
#18 - cousin (04/15/2013) [-]
#52 - kaslin (04/16/2013) [-]
#23 - flyinjoo (04/15/2013) [-]
That was fuckin great
Medal for you two.
#24 - ebdac (04/15/2013) [-]
this will be made into new content... I FORESEE!
#135 - Yeah not denying that, just wonder if people realise that he's… 04/11/2013 on Why....... 0
#126 - That isnt the first edition card though..  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Why....... +1
User avatar #134 - thalfak (04/11/2013) [-]
Still expensive isn't it?
User avatar #135 - CaptainSarcastic (04/11/2013) [-]
Yeah not denying that, just wonder if people realise that he's not selling the right card
#29 - Oh, that's longer than I thought.. Now I feel bad.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on What Did the Doctor Say +1
User avatar #46 - kingrayne (04/08/2013) [-]
HAHA YOU HAVE NO LIFE
User avatar #47 - kingrayne (04/08/2013) [-]
wait...
#28 - Just testing to see how long I've been here  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2013 on What Did the Doctor Say +1
User avatar #29 - CaptainSarcastic (04/08/2013) [-]
Oh, that's longer than I thought.. Now I feel bad.
User avatar #46 - kingrayne (04/08/2013) [-]
HAHA YOU HAVE NO LIFE
User avatar #47 - kingrayne (04/08/2013) [-]
wait...
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User avatar #18 - Kelech (02/01/2012) [-]
whoa i logged in an your username was in my box it was crazy yo
User avatar #19 to #18 - CaptainSarcastic (02/01/2012) [-]
whatisgoingon
Sorry dude, I have no idea what's happened haha
User avatar #20 to #19 - Kelech (02/01/2012) [-]
oh i know just wanted to seee if there was such a person on here
no harm no foul
#16 - Barinade (02/01/2012) [-]
Just clicked login on a new browser and your name was in my username box...

Wat
User avatar #17 to #16 - CaptainSarcastic (02/01/2012) [-]
wat.
There used to be a dialogue box at the top saying "someone else has logged in with a different IP" too.
Why am I every where
#21 to #17 - Barinade (02/01/2012) [-]
Lol? That shit's weird son.
Lamar Smithgotfox stopped working for me, so I switch to Chrome which I've always had problems with.
Chrome started being a bitch so I booted up Opera, loaded FJ, tried to log in...
AND BAM
Your name.
#6 - N. Korean citizen (07/15/2011) [-]
Hey buddy, if you have a massive Jew nose, you probably shouldn't take a picture of yourself from the side. Just some friendly advice, you ugly, emo, English cunt.
User avatar #7 to #6 - CaptainSarcastic (07/16/2011) [-]
Lolwut.
> I don't have a massive Jew nose.
> I didn't take that picture, my ex did, in her room.
> I'm not emo.
Thanks for being anonymous and proving you have absolutely no balls.
#8 to #7 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2011) [-]
I don't have an account, fucktard. I hope you get cancer.
User avatar #9 to #8 - CaptainSarcastic (07/16/2011) [-]
Still proved my point, you're just some spineless fat kid who has nothing better to do that make bullshit remarks at someone over the internet.
#10 to #9 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2011) [-]
Even if I made an account you wouldn't know who I am unless I used my real name, so what's the difference?
And I'm only fat because every time I fuck your mom in the ass she bakes me a cake.
User avatar #11 to #10 - CaptainSarcastic (07/17/2011) [-]
Wow, busting out the mum jokes already. You really are pathetic.
Never knew you was a necrophilia though.
#12 to #11 - N. Korean citizen (07/17/2011) [-]
"Never knew you was a necrophilia though."
Nice grammar, bro. I guess your mom died before she taught you how to write.
User avatar #13 to #12 - CaptainSarcastic (07/17/2011) [-]
Was meant to say was into* my bad.
Anyway, I'ma be the bigger ban here as you clearly haven't got the balls to do so. Actually you wouldn't know if you had, you probably haven't seen them in years.
Later tubby, try hating on someone that gives a fuck. :)
#15 to #13 - N. Korean citizen (07/17/2011) [-]
By calling me fat, you're just reminding me of all those times I fucked your mom.
User avatar #14 to #13 - CaptainSarcastic (07/17/2011) [-]
bigger man*
User avatar #3 - ATrippyHobo (04/19/2011) [-]
Is that you in your profile pic?
User avatar #4 to #3 - CaptainSarcastic (04/19/2011) [-]
Yeah :)
User avatar #5 to #4 - ATrippyHobo (04/20/2011) [-]
Awwww cute. ^w^
User avatar #2 - Greekkenyan (08/19/2010) [-]
gotta love that avatar
User avatar #1 - AccWasLost (08/16/2010) [-]
your profile pic entertains me.
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