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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:9/07/2010
Last Login:9/02/2014
Location:UK
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Comment Ranking:#8527
Highest Content Rank:#876
Highest Comment Rank:#962
Content Thumbs: 9351 total,  10795 ,  1444
Comment Thumbs: 6883 total,  8292 ,  1409
Content Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 193 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 194 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 266 Comments: Pure Win → Level 267 Comments: Pure Win
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Times Content Favorited:432 times
Total Comments Made:1494
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    In the beginning In the beginning
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    Gaming Mac Gaming Mac
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    Now I can go outside Now I can go outside
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    Goku time! Goku time!
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    All I could think of All I could think of
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#113 - Social Justice Warriors Here: 08/22/2014 on Dear SJW 0
#15 - You've just given me a great idea...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Money +8
User avatar #34 - forceman (07/21/2014) [-]
Dickbutt...Please.
User avatar #21 - zoef (07/20/2014) [-]
So, what're you gonna do?
#1917 - Picture 07/18/2014 on 10,000 comments and addy... 0
#30 - Here's the problem I have with it, sovietsamurai. Assuming…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on WHAT A GREAT IDEA!! +1
User avatar #55 - sovietsamurai (07/18/2014) [-]
Well thank you ...
#27 - "I drink all the time when I drive" That's how. …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on WHAT A GREAT IDEA!! 0
User avatar #29 - sovietsamurai (07/17/2014) [-]
I do, I even gave my explanation as to why I do ...
#30 - CaptainPugwash (07/17/2014) [-]
Here's the problem I have with it, sovietsamurai.
Assuming that you do actually drink and drive "all the time":
There is a very small, and I mean VERY small chance that, by some bizarre medical condition, drinking actually improves your concentration and reactions.
So the only 2 plausible possibilities are;
1) You genuinely believe that drinking increases your ability to drive, or
2) You know it increases the likelihood of a collision, but you say it "enhances your senses" to try and sound cool and edgy for internet strangers.

I'll deal with 2 first, since it's easier: You're an asshole. Both for making autistic sounding stuff up in a comments section, and for the drink driving that got us here in the first place.
Now if, as I suspect it might be, it's actually reason #1, the conclusion is surprisingly similar: You're an asshole.
You're probably subject to some type of cognitive bias or you have some kind of mental illness, neither of which usually bother me. I don't mind if people hurt themselves by doing stupid things because they're too lazy/apathetic to strive to learn not to do them. But it's when they start endangering other unrelated, potentially innocent people that their ignorance becomes a problem.
Either way, I don't particularly care if you're an attention seeker or you just don't like hugs, you're doing more than just risking your own neck.
And that's why you're an asshole.
User avatar #55 - sovietsamurai (07/18/2014) [-]
Well thank you ...
#23 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2014 on WHAT A GREAT IDEA!! +1
User avatar #25 - sovietsamurai (07/17/2014) [-]
How is this bait?
User avatar #27 - CaptainPugwash (07/17/2014) [-]
"I drink all the time when I drive"
That's how. That's how this is bait.
User avatar #29 - sovietsamurai (07/17/2014) [-]
I do, I even gave my explanation as to why I do ...
#30 - CaptainPugwash (07/17/2014) [-]
Here's the problem I have with it, sovietsamurai.
Assuming that you do actually drink and drive "all the time":
There is a very small, and I mean VERY small chance that, by some bizarre medical condition, drinking actually improves your concentration and reactions.
So the only 2 plausible possibilities are;
1) You genuinely believe that drinking increases your ability to drive, or
2) You know it increases the likelihood of a collision, but you say it "enhances your senses" to try and sound cool and edgy for internet strangers.

I'll deal with 2 first, since it's easier: You're an asshole. Both for making autistic sounding stuff up in a comments section, and for the drink driving that got us here in the first place.
Now if, as I suspect it might be, it's actually reason #1, the conclusion is surprisingly similar: You're an asshole.
You're probably subject to some type of cognitive bias or you have some kind of mental illness, neither of which usually bother me. I don't mind if people hurt themselves by doing stupid things because they're too lazy/apathetic to strive to learn not to do them. But it's when they start endangering other unrelated, potentially innocent people that their ignorance becomes a problem.
Either way, I don't particularly care if you're an attention seeker or you just don't like hugs, you're doing more than just risking your own neck.
And that's why you're an asshole.
User avatar #55 - sovietsamurai (07/18/2014) [-]
Well thank you ...
#11 - Despite what the tumblr users are saying not that you sh…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2014 on If i had had done that then... +3
User avatar #15 - mcstorms (07/14/2014) [-]
isnt there a asian poem written with the same word like 42 times.
#41 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
shi I think it was
#29 - pedobearson (07/14/2014) [-]
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
#32 - thatguay (07/14/2014) [-]
that one only works with proper capitalization and you sure as hell didnt do it right
#52 - Grip slips, you say? If you recognise this song… 07/11/2014 on Pow right in the kisser 0
#41 - "We never really grow up, we just better learn how to act…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Working hard +20
User avatar #90 - brothergrimm (07/11/2014) [-]
"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional"
#404 - >Turn on PC >Open up browser >2 tabs, Faceboo… 07/11/2014 on Addiction to FJ +1

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User avatar #10 - zombiestookmybike (04/30/2013) [-]
i'm sorry but how are you managing all these 69s?

are you secretly the king of foreplay?
#11 to #10 - CaptainPugwash (04/30/2013) [-]
How do I manage, you say?
How do I manage, you say?
User avatar #13 to #12 - zombiestookmybike (04/30/2013) [-]
this kinda made my night
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User avatar #1 - MudkipTomislav (08/26/2012) [-]
Even if that comment is you why would you care about thumbs?

Because of the major, major flaws in this community thumbs are actually worthless, representing mostly someone with childish or witty humour that everyone jumps on to.

All of my comments were always the most intelligent and truest things, my opinions were facts but I still ended up having almost the same green and red thumb count.

And most of my green thumbs are from funny comments rather than useful judgements.

FJ = stupid and if you care for these kind of tokens of agreement you're pretty much the same
User avatar #2 to #1 - CaptainPugwash (08/26/2012) [-]
I never said it was my comment, all of the tards that thumbed me down just jumped to conclusions. I was rustling the jimmies of OP because I was under the assumption that he cared about the thumbs that his anon comment was getting.
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