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#782497 - Not if you take a shower I won't. 4 minutes ago on Ponyville 0
#782490 - Oh wow, a picture of you! You look a lot like a guy I know. 38 minutes ago on Ponyville +3
#782391 - Oh I forgot, brown rice too! Gotta have your fiber. 3 hours ago on Ponyville +2
#782388 - Chiptole is pretty neat. My burrito is steak, extra cheese and…  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +2
User avatar #782390 - betaguy (3 hours ago) [-]
mine was pretty much the same except without cheese and beans but with rice....
User avatar #782391 - CaptainKill (3 hours ago) [-]
Oh I forgot, brown rice too!

Gotta have your fiber.
#782301 - I've been wanting one for 7 years man. Ever since I started hi… 5 hours ago on Ponyville +1
#782293 - It's cool but I can't justify that kind of money lol. Not righ…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #782295 - novabird (5 hours ago) [-]
get the regular magazine kit so you can reload it fast as hell, no need for a 10 round drum when you can drop and load like that.
but yeah if i had another one i'd do that when affordable.
#782290 - I thought you need to have an opening in the mag tube itself t…  [+] (4 new replies) 5 hours ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #782292 - novabird (5 hours ago) [-]
i noticed the limit...
seems can't find the 25 ones any more but this kinda removes that issue.
User avatar #782293 - CaptainKill (5 hours ago) [-]
It's cool but I can't justify that kind of money lol. Not right now anyway.
User avatar #782295 - novabird (5 hours ago) [-]
get the regular magazine kit so you can reload it fast as hell, no need for a 10 round drum when you can drop and load like that.
but yeah if i had another one i'd do that when affordable.
#782286 - Drum mags for a 500? How exactly does that work?  [+] (6 new replies) 5 hours ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #782289 - novabird (5 hours ago) [-]
you take off the spring loaded flap that pushes shells up from the tube and install a part that allows a mag to be placed in it, the drum clicks in there and loads like a pistol, the drum seems to hold 1 box of 20-25 rounds.
User avatar #782290 - CaptainKill (5 hours ago) [-]
I thought you need to have an opening in the mag tube itself to fit such a device.

Also I live in NY so we have a bullshit 10 round limit.
User avatar #782292 - novabird (5 hours ago) [-]
i noticed the limit...
seems can't find the 25 ones any more but this kinda removes that issue.
User avatar #782293 - CaptainKill (5 hours ago) [-]
It's cool but I can't justify that kind of money lol. Not right now anyway.
User avatar #782295 - novabird (5 hours ago) [-]
get the regular magazine kit so you can reload it fast as hell, no need for a 10 round drum when you can drop and load like that.
but yeah if i had another one i'd do that when affordable.
#782263 - I'm not sure. For now I actually should cut down on my spendin…  [+] (8 new replies) 5 hours ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #782270 - novabird (5 hours ago) [-]
ah, understood, they also sell drum mags for it as well.
i'd not buy it all at once anyways, just get the parts for it as you can afford them conveniently.
User avatar #782286 - CaptainKill (5 hours ago) [-]
Drum mags for a 500? How exactly does that work?
User avatar #782289 - novabird (5 hours ago) [-]
you take off the spring loaded flap that pushes shells up from the tube and install a part that allows a mag to be placed in it, the drum clicks in there and loads like a pistol, the drum seems to hold 1 box of 20-25 rounds.
User avatar #782290 - CaptainKill (5 hours ago) [-]
I thought you need to have an opening in the mag tube itself to fit such a device.

Also I live in NY so we have a bullshit 10 round limit.
User avatar #782292 - novabird (5 hours ago) [-]
i noticed the limit...
seems can't find the 25 ones any more but this kinda removes that issue.
User avatar #782293 - CaptainKill (5 hours ago) [-]
It's cool but I can't justify that kind of money lol. Not right now anyway.
User avatar #782295 - novabird (5 hours ago) [-]
get the regular magazine kit so you can reload it fast as hell, no need for a 10 round drum when you can drop and load like that.
but yeah if i had another one i'd do that when affordable.
#782244 - ok well my point being about the sight was just that I don't u…  [+] (10 new replies) 5 hours ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #782259 - novabird (5 hours ago) [-]
pistol grips will shred your wrist, they are kinda dumb, i have one, not fond of it plus they take accuracy way down too, the ar stock is fully adjustable with recoil reduction, they also sell a cop stock that folds you might like as well.
User avatar #782263 - CaptainKill (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm not sure. For now I actually should cut down on my spending. I've spent a lot of money this summer and I need to slow down. It's a good thing my Walmart sells shells for 25 cents a pop.
User avatar #782270 - novabird (5 hours ago) [-]
ah, understood, they also sell drum mags for it as well.
i'd not buy it all at once anyways, just get the parts for it as you can afford them conveniently.
User avatar #782286 - CaptainKill (5 hours ago) [-]
Drum mags for a 500? How exactly does that work?
User avatar #782289 - novabird (5 hours ago) [-]
you take off the spring loaded flap that pushes shells up from the tube and install a part that allows a mag to be placed in it, the drum clicks in there and loads like a pistol, the drum seems to hold 1 box of 20-25 rounds.
User avatar #782290 - CaptainKill (5 hours ago) [-]
I thought you need to have an opening in the mag tube itself to fit such a device.

Also I live in NY so we have a bullshit 10 round limit.
User avatar #782292 - novabird (5 hours ago) [-]
i noticed the limit...
seems can't find the 25 ones any more but this kinda removes that issue.
User avatar #782293 - CaptainKill (5 hours ago) [-]
It's cool but I can't justify that kind of money lol. Not right now anyway.
User avatar #782295 - novabird (5 hours ago) [-]
get the regular magazine kit so you can reload it fast as hell, no need for a 10 round drum when you can drop and load like that.
but yeah if i had another one i'd do that when affordable.

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User avatar #187 - vinylgirl (09/01/2014) [-]
Somepony new showed me this and I thought u'd enjoy it too
www.funnyjunk.com/user/vinylgirl/5052#5052
User avatar #188 to #187 - CaptainKill ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
This is one of the coolest things for songs ever.
User avatar #189 to #188 - vinylgirl (09/01/2014) [-]
ikr?
i've been listening to lose ur self to dance on loop for super long xD
User avatar #190 to #189 - CaptainKill ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I was listening to some covers I made with this. It's pretty nifty.
User avatar #185 - vinylgirl (08/31/2014) [-]
So hows ur stomach doing?
#186 to #185 - CaptainKill ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Quite well. I just got back from the gym actually.
User avatar #182 to #181 - CaptainKill ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Handsome Squidward dances while I play fitting music

Squidward is a fabulous ************ .

So how are you doing this fine (rainy, at least here) day?
User avatar #183 to #182 - vinylgirl (08/31/2014) [-]
Squid is the best Ward lol

I am fine on this rainy day, u ? : P
User avatar #184 to #183 - CaptainKill ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
I'm good, feeling a bit sick to my stomach though. If I feel better I think I'll go for a hike.
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User avatar #178 to #177 - CaptainKill ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
I think it looks superb on you. Then again you seem like the kind of person who can do a lot of looks and they all look good. I only say that because I haven't seen a picture of you where you don't look good.
User avatar #179 to #178 - vinylgirl (08/17/2014) [-]
haha thanks xD

yeah, atm I have purple hair like on my avatar

I just really love experiemtning with haircolours/make up
User avatar #180 to #179 - CaptainKill ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
That's cool. I do the same thing with my wardrobe. I have all sorts of outfits, and luckily it seems like I've got the body type and general visage to pull off just about anything I want.
#174 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
I watch magos before now I'm a weeaboo my life is over
#175 to #174 - CaptainKill ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I'm very sorry to hear that. Here's a sympathy card.
#176 to #175 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
#168 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
Wow a weeaboo and a mlp lover never saw a hydride faggot before
User avatar #169 to #168 - CaptainKill ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Says the guy posting as anonymous.

Also what in the mother of **** makes you think I'm a weeaboo?
#170 to #169 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
Your shirt 10/10 beard though
User avatar #171 to #170 - CaptainKill ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Watching one anime (And it's one of the least anime animes there is) doesn't make me a weeaboo.
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User avatar #164 to #163 - CaptainKill ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Now you've got the idea. That's why I initially deleted a bunch of ponyville folks a few months back, and now that I've talked to you more and actually know something about you, I can keep you on my list.
User avatar #165 to #164 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
hehe yeah same here

I guess all of this takes time
Slow and steady
User avatar #166 to #165 - CaptainKill ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Yep, slow and steady is how friends are made. Easy come, easy go applies just as much to people as it does to anything else.

Also why did you delete your comment?
User avatar #167 to #166 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
exactly!

oh just in case someone sees that and asks me to add them.. >//<
I can get very paranoid..
#162 to #161 - CaptainKill ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Haiiiii pineapple
#158 - randomosity ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
i made a thing i'd thought you'd enjoy it.
#159 to #158 - CaptainKill ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Nice! Adding that to my Big Mac folder for sure.
User avatar #160 to #159 - randomosity ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
i was practicing my shading ahah. and yay i'm glad you like it.
#150 - pineapplechunkss (06/11/2014) [-]
I take it that your enjoying your time in PV?
User avatar #151 to #150 - CaptainKill ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
I've always enjoyed my time on ponyville.
User avatar #152 to #151 - pineapplechunkss (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm glad I got you in
User avatar #153 to #152 - CaptainKill ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Anything prompt you to ask?
User avatar #154 to #153 - pineapplechunkss (06/11/2014) [-]
well I noticed you weren't part of a particular thread, but didn't say anything till you started showing Fluttershy in the stalker pics.....

PV is always looking for more people and you seemed like you'd enjoy it ^^
User avatar #155 to #154 - CaptainKill ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
No no I mean why did you ask if i'm enjoying my time in ponyville?
User avatar #156 to #155 - pineapplechunkss (06/11/2014) [-]
just checking up on you, seeing if everything is up to your liking..... but in retrospect... it was a stupid question
User avatar #157 to #156 - CaptainKill ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Nah it wasn't a stupid question. I thought it was because of all these compliments I got out of nowhere.
#137 - foxrock (05/05/2014) [-]
I've been making gifs!   
I figured you'd enjoy this one.
I've been making gifs!
I figured you'd enjoy this one.
#138 to #137 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
You've been leaving gifs around ponyville in case of gif emergency.
You've been leaving gifs around ponyville in case of gif emergency.
#139 to #138 - foxrock (05/05/2014) [-]
Ball emergencies, wee!
User avatar #140 to #139 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Heh heh

You caught me just in time, I was about to go to bed. What are you up to?
#141 to #140 - foxrock (05/05/2014) [-]
Ima post gifs I've made, heh.   
   
And me too!   
I was just messing about on TF2.   
Before that was making gifs.   
Had a tiring day at work, so we should probably keep this short, heh.
Ima post gifs I've made, heh.

And me too!
I was just messing about on TF2.
Before that was making gifs.
Had a tiring day at work, so we should probably keep this short, heh.
User avatar #142 to #141 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Keeping it short is fine with me. Except when I'm in bed with my fiancee.

Today I didn't really do much except practice a presentation for Russian that I need to do tomorrow. I'm happy to see that I actually seem to know my lines because I know the language and not just because I memorized them.

Also ponyville was being bit dramatic today for my taste. Moth deleted his account for like 2 hours and everybody started posting about it, then he came back and it was like it never happened. Also a lot of people were vaugebooking.
#143 to #142 - foxrock (05/05/2014) [-]
I can only bet one of those people was satrenko, lol.   
He always does that.   
   
I wasn't aware moth disabled his account, though.    
It was probably for attention. I don't mean that in a bad way, sometimes even good people just want attention.
I can only bet one of those people was satrenko, lol.
He always does that.

I wasn't aware moth disabled his account, though.
It was probably for attention. I don't mean that in a bad way, sometimes even good people just want attention.
User avatar #144 to #143 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Actually it was triggs, faggit, and beta this time.
#145 to #144 - foxrock (05/05/2014) [-]
I can understand beta and letrigg, but Christa?   
Vaguebooking? Hmmmm.......
I can understand beta and letrigg, but Christa?
Vaguebooking? Hmmmm.......
User avatar #146 to #145 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Yea she said something about dogs not betraying her like humans do.
#147 to #146 - foxrock (05/05/2014) [-]
Hah, I'll be damned if that isn't an obvious vaugebook.   
   
gif related, I made it!
Hah, I'll be damned if that isn't an obvious vaugebook.

gif related, I made it!
User avatar #148 to #147 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Awww reminds me of my dogs.

Welp I should hit the shower and then brush my teeth. I'l catch you later!
#149 to #148 - foxrock (05/05/2014) [-]
Good night!
Good night!
#79 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Thanks to you, I found this song, and I love it!
Thanks to you, I found this song, and I love it!

Muse - Knights of Cydonia
User avatar #121 to #79 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Nah I'm not THAT big of a fan, I just played it about a month ago and thought it was a cool outfit and it would freak people out on Halloween.

I won't deny it though, when it comes to games and movies I have a pretty twisted selection in my library among more innocent games. That's what's weird about me, I can play a game like Manhunt, and then switch over to something like Scooby Doo Night of 100 Frights and enjoy it all the same.
#122 to #121 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
And again, here I am, wearing cat onesies for Halloween!

How is that weird? That's not weird.
I too enjoy the occasional gory game. Though I don't play much of them cause
1. I don't have a console, and
2. My laptop can't run **** .
User avatar #123 to #122 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Well, most people aren't like that. I don't know anyone else who switches like that, except you apparently!

I respect you for it though!
#124 to #123 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Really?
I would've thought most people could easily just play any genre of games.
User avatar #125 to #124 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Well, different genres are one thing. Extreme violence being the centerpoint of a game compared to something more innocent is something else entirely.
#126 to #125 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Does Killing Floor count as a violent game?
Cause I ******* love that game, I've got over 300 hours of gameplay in it.
User avatar #127 to #126 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
It's violent yes, but it's a different sort of thing. Manhunt and Condemned are melee focused which is pretty brutal and graphic, while Killing Floor and other shooters like that are bloody but the gunplay takes down the intensity a bit to me. It's like why movies about serial killers using knives or chainsaws is often more graphic than action films, there's something much more brutal in nature about melee.
#128 to #127 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Um, have you ever played KF, by any chance?
It's the greatest zombie co-op of all time.
**** L4D2, that stuff is pussy **** .
User avatar #129 to #128 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Nope. I haven't. Me and co-op never did get along in the online community.
#130 to #129 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh...
Hey, you up for some TF2?
Ehe.
I wanna blow people up!
User avatar #131 to #130 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Sure, just give me a few minutes to finish some quesadillas I made.
User avatar #132 to #131 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Woo, sounds tasty!
Join me whenever you want!
I probably won't stay too long, though, since it's already 1am.

Here's something for ya!

Primal Scream - Jailbird
User avatar #133 to #132 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
How can I join the game you're in?
User avatar #134 to #133 - foxrock (05/04/2014) [-]
Oh, just click on the little arrow next to my name on your friends list (the friends window) and click on join game.
User avatar #135 to #134 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Actually I'm ready to go right now so can we form up in a lobby or something?
User avatar #136 to #135 - foxrock (05/04/2014) [-]
I'll just invite you, lol, there are no lobbies unless we're playing mvm, which is co-op.
User avatar #100 to #79 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
If I may make a recommendation, do cardio after you workout your muscles. It provides something called "the afterburner effect" and helps burn more calories. Also, doing lifting after cardio is harder than doing cardio after weights.
#101 to #100 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Really?
I always found it to be the other way around, since it's harder to do a pushup if I'm not pumped.
But hey, you're the expert!
User avatar #102 to #101 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Well that may be very well true for pushups because that's a completely chest/triceps workout, neither of which is worked out by running. Back, core and legs however, different story.
#103 to #102 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Have I ever told you I used to be a chubby kid, haha?
Back when I lived in America.
Man, I had the chubbiest cheeks in all of Floridian middle school history.
Also moobs and chubby tummy galore.
User avatar #104 to #103 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh really? I used to be a bit chubby too when I was in elementary school, but then it stayed off as I grew into early high school luckily.
#105 to #104 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Yep. I lost weight and got taller when I moved out of America and stopped eating so goddamn much, lol.

Then I came here and I went to the gym for about a year, maybe more, and that's when I developed broad shoulders.
User avatar #106 to #105 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Ahhhh shoulders, a very underrated muscle.

Do you know what kind of weight you can lift for the most popular exercises?
User avatar #108 to #106 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
also brb
#107 to #106 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
I love my shoulders, I think, more than any other part of my body.

Um... no? lol
User avatar #109 to #107 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Everyday is shoulder day.

Awww that's too bad. I always find that interesting just for comparison sake.
User avatar #110 to #109 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
I don't even really know what you meant by your question, sorry lol...
User avatar #111 to #110 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
I just mean I like seeing how much other people can lift.
User avatar #112 to #111 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Ohhh I see what you mean.
Hmm... nah I don't really know. I mean, I don't even remember how much I did back when I used to go to the gym, heh.
#113 to #112 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh well...

Be careful when you begin, or else this might happen to you!

I once had to save a guy from being crushed by a barbell because he was benchpressing wayyyy too much.
User avatar #114 to #113 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Hahaha, that pic made me laugh more than it should.

Funnily enough, that's one way to kill a guy in Hitman: Blood Money haha.
User avatar #115 to #114 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh really? That'd be a cool one to add to Manhunt.
User avatar #116 to #115 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Manhunt?
#117 to #116 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
A stealth based survival horror game released by Rockstar in 2004. It got a lot of controversy due to it's graphic executions and it's banned in many countries. The sequel was even gorier and got banned in even more countries.

Manhunt 2 PC Extended Executions with Static Camera This shows some of the executions from Manhunt 2, but they're toned down in this video because they're from the PS2 which was censored considerably compared to the original on the PC, which I happen to have.

Perhaps you can see why people got butthurt over it lol.
User avatar #118 to #117 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Holy **** , haha... they really seem to have outdone themselves with the gory sound effects lol
#119 to #118 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Yea some of it is pretty ridiculous, but it's all in good fun and it's all to people who had it coming anyway.

I actually want to dress up as one of the gang members in Manhunt for Halloween this year. I made the mask but it still needs a few touchups, and I need the outfit put together.
#120 to #119 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
You're quite the fan of it, huh?   
   
And I'm just here, playing cartoony games like TF2 (although it does get bloody) and Legend of Zelda.
You're quite the fan of it, huh?

And I'm just here, playing cartoony games like TF2 (although it does get bloody) and Legend of Zelda.
User avatar #80 to #79 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
I'm surprised you didn't know it before!
User avatar #81 to #80 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Naaah I don't really listen to Muse hah...
I only like a couple of their songs.
User avatar #82 to #81 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Me too, but back in the day of Guitar Hero ruling the world, this song was popular with my friends.
#83 to #82 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Heh, I never really played Guitar Hero either...

Well, I can't know it all, haha!
User avatar #84 to #83 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
So how you doing, foxxy?
#85 to #84 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Very good! Yes!
Though just a bit cold, gah...
It's gotten colder this week and our usual ****** weather has come to haunt us.

You?
User avatar #86 to #85 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Take a warm hug! <HUG>

I'm pretty well. I had work in the morning, and I worked out afterwards. I weighed myself in and I was extremely pleased to see I finally achieved my goal of getting up to 100 kgs in weight! It sounds soooo awesome to have a triple digit weight.
#87 to #86 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Congrats!   
Even though it means practically nothing to me, haha...   
   
You could've told me some exaggerated weight and I wouldn't doubt it for a second.
Congrats!
Even though it means practically nothing to me, haha...

You could've told me some exaggerated weight and I wouldn't doubt it for a second.
User avatar #88 to #87 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Well, anything much more than that and I'm either lying to you or I'm on steroids lol.
User avatar #89 to #88 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Well, yeah lol.
But if you tell someone who doesn't understand anything about computers that you overclocked your gpu or something and it runs at, I dunno, 4.3GHz or something, and be all excited, they'd ask you, "is that a lot?"

Yeah, it's the same here lol.
User avatar #90 to #89 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh, ok I get you. I just figured since body weight is something I would assume most people are familiar with it would be a little easier to put into perspective.

Well if it helps, basically I'm a heavyweight in every boxing or wrestling organization there is. The only class above that is super heavyweight but that is reserved for fighters who are insanely tall and massive, usually because they're fat. You at 66kgs would be a featherweight, the third lightest class.
#91 to #90 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
66kg?

I'm 75kg...

I never in my life would never ever EVER have thought I would be called featherweight...
I can't be that skinny, can I...?
User avatar #92 to #91 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Ohhhh ok I mixed you up with somebody else. Sorry. That puts you at welterweight, which is just below middleweights which is...in the middle lol.
#93 to #92 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Ahhh hahaha now that makes more sense lol.   
   
Being called featherweight made me feel pretty weird, lol.
Ahhh hahaha now that makes more sense lol.

Being called featherweight made me feel pretty weird, lol.
User avatar #94 to #93 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Yea I thought that was weird too, but with your small bone structure it wouldn't exactly surprise me.

My brother wrestled in high school and he's basically the opposite of me. He weighed 55 kgs and was a flyweight, which is the lightest weight class there is. It's a pretty funny juxtaposition to me. He even called me fat once because of it lol.
#95 to #94 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Hey, being skinny to the point of looking anorexic ain't exactly a big plus either!
Hey, being skinny to the point of looking anorexic ain't exactly a big plus either!
User avatar #96 to #95 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
I'm not even fat! I'm 11% bodyfat which is very low by average standards!
#97 to #96 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
All muscle, baby.
All muscle, baby.
#98 to #97 - CaptainKill ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Close lol.

Did you do anymore running by chance?
User avatar #99 to #98 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh my God hahahaha, Bulk Biceps is even funnier in the comics...

I did! Though I skipped out on today's...
I've also been doing a couple of pushups after my jogs.
#78 - foxrock (04/11/2014) [-]
Sup man.   
I remember now what electro song has an accordion in it.   
Dunno if you remember when you asked me if I knew more songs like it.   
But this is one of the more popular examples. I'm much more familiar with the second version though.
Sup man.
I remember now what electro song has an accordion in it.
Dunno if you remember when you asked me if I knew more songs like it.
But this is one of the more popular examples. I'm much more familiar with the second version though.

Edward Maya & Mia Martina - Stereo Love (Ultra Music) dj team stereo love
#73 - randomosity ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
hai thur
#74 to #73 - CaptainKill ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
Ahoy hoy! Haven't seen you in awhile. How's it been?
User avatar #75 to #74 - randomosity ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
yeee I know. I've been kill. uhm pretty good I suppose and you?
#76 to #75 - CaptainKill ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
I've been fine. I just got back from the gym and now I need to go to work. Unfortunately we'll have to catch up later!
I've been fine. I just got back from the gym and now I need to go to work. Unfortunately we'll have to catch up later!
User avatar #77 to #76 - randomosity ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
haha okey.
#63 - ultimateasshole (03/05/2014) [-]
Hai there.
#64 to #63 - CaptainKill ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
What's going on, bro?
#65 to #64 - ultimateasshole (03/05/2014) [-]
Im at work and i dont wanna be.
You?
#66 to #65 - CaptainKill ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
I'm having a lunch break after my first three lectures of the day. Still have one to go.

Currently watching some Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide for nostalgia sake.
#67 to #66 - ultimateasshole (03/05/2014) [-]
Sounds fun.
Im procrastinating and im using you to help me do so.
#68 to #67 - CaptainKill ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
You used me? How dare you!   
   
Nah that's aite. What are you up to later this evening?
You used me? How dare you!

Nah that's aite. What are you up to later this evening?
#69 to #68 - ultimateasshole (03/05/2014) [-]
Drinkin beer and actin queer.
User avatar #70 to #69 - CaptainKill ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Sounds like a winning combo to me.
#71 to #70 - ultimateasshole (03/05/2014) [-]
Yes it is.

What are your plans for the night?
#72 to #71 - CaptainKill ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Probably not much. It's snowing again and looks really nice out though, so maybe I'll go for a walk.
Probably not much. It's snowing again and looks really nice out though, so maybe I'll go for a walk.
#55 - randomosity ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
that difficult as **** cutie mark.
User avatar #56 to #55 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
You did a good job of it! It's a good thing I changed the cutie mark from what it used to be, it was even more complicated.
User avatar #57 to #56 - randomosity ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
oh dear god. i still think cpthit.sugaya's cutie mark is the most difficult because of the program i use to edit ponies i cant just copy paste the cutie mark because i cant resize it at all.
#41 - randomosity ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
apparently sometimes i get lucky and it saves png's so here it is your very first pone. its not perfect but yeah c:
User avatar #43 to #41 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
I know this sounds dumb considering my lack of artistic talent but if you need a favor from me you're more than welcome to ask.
User avatar #44 to #43 - randomosity ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
well considering that i can now save PNG's apparently i dont need a thing but if i do i'll let you know.
User avatar #45 to #44 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
It doesn't have to be just art related, I meant anything. You seem like a really nice person and I always return favors to people who do me one. Unfortunately the only thing I can think of at the moment is some sort of request for one of my S.T.A.L.K.E.R posts (which I doubt you've heard of but pineapplechunks does know).
User avatar #46 to #45 - randomosity ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
yeah.... i have no idea what that is.
#47 to #46 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
S.T.A.L.K.E.R is a video game series about loners who live in the Exclusion Zone around Chernoybl, which consist of fighting off mutants and bandits. They tend to wear gas masks and other radiation gear. I really love the series and made a bunch of "stalker-fied" pictures to marry the game to funnyjunk, and they were relatively successful given how obscure the game is. If you like creepypasta stuff you might like the series.

Here's one such picture I made.
User avatar #48 to #47 - randomosity ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
ohhhh. i added you on skype apparently :3 i recognized that pic immediately.
User avatar #49 to #48 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
You did? I don't see a friend request and I don't think i ever uploaded a picture of a stalker thing on skype...
User avatar #50 to #49 - randomosity ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
well maybe it was someone who used the picture idfk.
User avatar #51 to #50 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
If you want my skype that's cool with me. It's jacobberk666
User avatar #52 to #51 - randomosity ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
y'know what it might be pineapple. thats a very good possibility XD
User avatar #53 to #52 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
It's possible. He really liked my stalker posts.
User avatar #54 to #53 - randomosity ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
heh
User avatar #42 to #41 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Wow, that was fast! It looks good to me

User avatar #23 - pineapplechunkss (12/24/2013) [-]
are you thinking of joining a thread?
User avatar #24 to #23 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
What threads do you refer to?
User avatar #25 to #24 - pineapplechunkss (12/25/2013) [-]
a chat room full of other people
I understand your a brony right?
#26 to #25 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
You are informed correctly.
User avatar #27 to #26 - pineapplechunkss (12/26/2013) [-]
I was just wanting to ask if you'd like to join
its a ponythread and we're always looking for new members

if your intorested
User avatar #28 to #27 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Sure I'd be interested. Link me to it and I'll check it out. Thanks for the invite!
User avatar #29 to #28 - pineapplechunkss (12/26/2013) [-]
Well thats just great to hear ^^

Your gonna need to talk to this guy first

www.funnyjunk.com/user/lunargreenhouse

Like this we keep trolls and/or assholes out so its only good people there
Tell him I sent you the invite ^^
User avatar #30 to #29 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
I talked to him and and seems like I'm good to go. I just need him to respond to my friend request.
User avatar #31 to #30 - pineapplechunkss (12/26/2013) [-]
Sweet ^^
I'm sure you'll like it
User avatar #32 to #31 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Who else frequents it besides lunargreenhouse and yourself?
User avatar #34 to #33 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Nice. I shall check it out. Thanks for the heads up about it.

I'm sort of surprised to find that you yourself are a brony, since you never requested a pony thing in my stalker pictures.
#35 to #34 - pineapplechunkss (12/26/2013) [-]
Well it wasn't like I didn't want to be attacked by hates......
User avatar #36 to #35 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Well, I did post one pony pic eventually and some people left comments about it, all of which got thumbed down to oblivion and my remarks to them were thumbed up quite a bit. I think people wouldn't have cared. Besides, I might need to make some for my journey into this new thread,
User avatar #37 to #36 - pineapplechunkss (12/26/2013) [-]
but giving into account that that was the time I was still cautious and a slight closet brony outside the threads...
#38 to #37 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Oh, well then I understand. I'm glad you seem to be more open about it now. I must admit I never did feel too pressured to remain a closet brony for long, partially because my girlfriend is the one who made me into a brony in the first place, and I have a general visage of someone who is not to be ****** with. On that note...

Might as well lessen formalities a bit. I tend to like actually knowing that the people I talk to look like so here's a pic of me (no gas mask...shock). If you don't want to post one that's ok.
#39 to #38 - pineapplechunkss (12/26/2013) [-]
This is the only pic I have........ don't mind the mean look I was just drunk and pissed

But yeah I get where your going with this especially a guy like me....
Put it like this....... I lift, go to biker bars and gigs, one of then biggest ************ in my town and nick named as "Dog" (because I'm friendly in person but if threatened I fight)

Now think of that and then think of ponys.....
I'm a closet brony IRL for a reason.... I've got a rep to hold
#40 to #39 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Interesting...you remind me of myself.

Like you, I also lift, and if I do say so myself, have gotten pretty damn big, or at least more muscular and fit than anyone else I see around (I'm almost 6' in my boots and weigh around 210 lbs, 10% bodyfat). In addition to that, I wear outfits that add to my intimidation factor, such as that Russian regalia in that picture, or stuff like leather jackets (I want a Harley Davidson Heritage Classic ASAP, but my Mustang GT is holding me over).

Due to my intimidating presence, coupled with my inner loyalty and kindness that I extend to my close friends, people who know me like to call me "The Wolf". It also helps that I ******* love the cold and snow.

Anyway, point is that I know where you're coming from in terms of being afraid to come out of the brony closet due to your reputation being such a strong influence on both yourself and others and you don't want it to change. I had a lot of reservations myself at first before coming out, but ultimately I decided my reputation would overcome anything people might think about me afterwards. So, what I started small with things people probably would never associate with ponies, like t-shirts with relatively obscure references. Eventually I just said " **** it" and bought some shirts with ponies on them, like this one that I wore for St. Patricks Day. Most people never even noticed it, let alone mentioned it, and that's been true since then. Did my friends poke fun at me when they found out? Sure, and they still do every now and then, but none left me or looked down on me for it, and ultimately friends who ditch you for something so meaningless weren't really friends worth keeping after all.

Whatever you choose to do, I wish you the best and I look forward to hitting it up in Ponyville every now and then.
User avatar #58 to #40 - foxrock (02/18/2014) [-]
Dat shirt tho *.*
User avatar #61 to #58 - CaptainKill ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Eeyup, although I don't wear pony shirts every day.
User avatar #62 to #61 - foxrock (02/18/2014) [-]
Of course :p
User avatar #59 to #58 - CaptainKill ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh, you're Irish I see. Yea I can see why you'd like that shirt.

www.amazon.com/Little-Pony-Mens-T-Shirt-Celebration/dp/B00FY7ZX6U?tag=funnyjunk-20

If you're interested or just want a better picture.
User avatar #60 to #59 - foxrock (02/18/2014) [-]
Haha that's awesome!

I love the RD tail in your pocket too.
All geared up with pone huh?
User avatar #21 - pineapplechunkss (12/24/2013) [-]
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU
#22 to #21 - CaptainKill ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas tovarich.
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