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#94 - For number 8 should we be using laser mode or mist mode? … 13 hours ago on OTHER Uses of Vodka +1
#577 - >mfw most of the internet can't tell when somebody trolls. 13 hours ago on The new Potato +1
#81 - It's Vincent Kompany helping build schools after he won the Pr… 13 hours ago on Good guy Drogba +4
#276 - I'll leave you children to settle your idiotic differences... 05/26/2012 on Canadian Money +3
#268 - oldfags get blue names 05/21/2012 on cycling 0
#250 - Why do we treat these childrens raids so seriously? 05/21/2012 on Movie references. 0
#168 - Gaillard would think of something creative though...  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2012 on cycling +1
User avatar #186 - watzmynizurz (05/21/2012) [-]
Why the fuck is your name blue?
User avatar #268 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/21/2012) [-]
oldfags get blue names
User avatar #201 - Idol (05/21/2012) [-]
For the same reason mine is. c:
User avatar #202 - watzmynizurz (05/21/2012) [-]
Which would be what my good sir?
User avatar #205 - Idol (05/21/2012) [-]
If you've deleted all of your messages in your inbox already, it would've told you that users who have made their accounts before 2011 get blue names.
#80 - Nobody got crushed against the barricade there, I'd say it's l…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2012 on NEW HIGHSCORE! -2
#88 - anonymous (05/19/2012) [-]
The woman might have got away with relatively minor injuries but the little girl slammed hard into the wall then faceplanted into the sand. I'd say it's touch and go with her if she was to survive. Saying that though it looks fake to me, the people who get hit seem to accelerate too fast when they do get hit.
#139 - Torrented version doesn't affect texture packs as they aren't … 05/17/2012 on Texture Pack 0
#113 - >Download the fucking pack >Place it in texture…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2012 on Texture Pack 0
User avatar #114 - allcontent (05/17/2012) [-]
exactly. for some reason this doesnt work
User avatar #126 - fuperbooper (05/17/2012) [-]
Did you use MCPatcher or Optifine? You have to install those to make high-res texture packs to work.
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User avatar #254 - KneeGrowPlease (03/31/2012) [-]
<3
#255 to #254 - CaptainJohnPrice (03/31/2012) [-]
>3

How do you do that backwords arrow?

I'm not good at this meem stuff.
#251 - nephritho (02/16/2012) [-]
i am the spirit of christmas past
User avatar #253 to #251 - CaptainJohnPrice (02/16/2012) [-]
Hug?

btw, what kind of pizza do you want?
User avatar #252 to #251 - loveyameanish (02/16/2012) [-]
Neph... Dafuq?!
#244 - CaptainJohnPrice (09/16/2011) [-]
**CaptainJohnPrice rolled a random image**
User avatar #239 - dubzero (09/07/2011) [-]
really need help with funnyjunk minecraft server
i made a res but i dont know where it starts or ends how do i tell
User avatar #240 to #239 - CaptainJohnPrice (09/07/2011) [-]
Well you selected it with the axe didn't you?
And theres a message that appears when you enter a residence.
User avatar #242 to #240 - dubzero (09/07/2011) [-]
oh i will look for the messages thanks
#241 to #240 - dubzero has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #233 - DiePotatoDie (07/05/2011) [-]
UHUHUHUUHUHUHHUHUHUHU, NUUUUUUUU BUUUUU HAAAAAAA LIIIII
User avatar #234 to #233 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/05/2011) [-]
EENNNNRRHHHGH?
User avatar #235 to #234 - DiePotatoDie (07/05/2011) [-]
HUGAHUGAHUGA!
User avatar #236 to #235 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/05/2011) [-]
HUUUUUUUUHUAUAUAUAUAHAUHUHUHUHUH.
User avatar #237 to #236 - DiePotatoDie (07/05/2011) [-]
BACK LACK DURKA DURKA, MOHAMMED JIHAD!
User avatar #238 to #237 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/05/2011) [-]
DURKE DURKA, SHEN SHEIN!
User avatar #230 - saintjames **User deleted account** (05/03/2011) [-]
i belive the nuclear stuff
User avatar #231 to #230 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/03/2011) [-]
YOUR DOOMED I TELL YOU. DOOOOOOOOMED.
User avatar #232 to #231 - saintjames **User deleted account** (05/03/2011) [-]
well im a Conspiracy Theorist so i have a thory to end all theorys xD
#221 - Rutgrr **User deleted account** (10/25/2010) [-]
User avatar #223 to #222 - Rutgrr **User deleted account** (10/25/2010) [-]
:D
User avatar #220 to #219 - CaptainJohnPrice (10/21/2010) [-]
Stinger missile AWAAAY.
#218 - Rutgrr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #215 - cmm (07/25/2010) [-]
e.e

I shall pass you in the comment rankings. I swear on it. Your 1 rank ahead of me.
User avatar #213 - Rutgrr **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
I played CoD4 again today. Oh memories. the Allen death scene is as disturbing as usual.
User avatar #214 to #213 - Rutgrr **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
Not Allen, Jackson. *facepalm*
#210 - sargentgriggs (07/17/2010) [-]
Griggs reportin for duty, sir
User avatar #211 to #210 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/17/2010) [-]
Spelling failure
User avatar #204 - Rutgrr **User deleted account** (07/13/2010) [-]
Price, you like Sabaton? Srsly? I thought I was alone! :D
User avatar #205 to #204 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/15/2010) [-]
Dude, I love you.
User avatar #206 to #205 - Rutgrr **User deleted account** (07/15/2010) [-]
:D

I always listen to Sabaton while playing CoD, it's so awesome!
User avatar #207 to #206 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/15/2010) [-]
I used to.
Then I got bored of cod -_-
User avatar #208 to #207 - Rutgrr **User deleted account** (07/16/2010) [-]
:o How do you get bored of pwning noobs? BTW, pretty much all our favorite bands are the same.. Do you listen to Metallica, perchance?
User avatar #209 to #208 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/16/2010) [-]
Some songs. Not too huge on em tho
#197 - captainhippie (07/10/2010) [-]
Captain price
general sheperd is still alive
that knife only got his eye.
#198 to #197 - captainhippie (07/10/2010) [-]
oh and captain hippie reporting for duty sir.
User avatar #199 to #198 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/10/2010) [-]
Good to have you aboard.
#200 to #199 - captainhippie (07/10/2010) [-]
where's mactavish and nikolai?
#202 to #201 - captainhippie (07/10/2010) [-]
O_o
well, that's certainly unsettling.
User avatar #203 to #202 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/10/2010) [-]
high five.
User avatar #217 to #203 - DAREALSHOOPDAWHOOP (08/14/2010) [-]
i think you could use a lazor




:)
#190 - KhaledAlAsad (07/08/2010) [-]
hey price
SUCK MY ASS FAGGOT!!!
OpFor FTW !!!!
SAS sucks big dicks!!!
User avatar #191 to #190 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/08/2010) [-]
Have they removed you from the chair you were tied to yet?
And maybe wiped the blood off the wall?
The farmer won't be too please.
#192 to #191 - KhaledAlAsad (07/08/2010) [-]
remember when my forces invaded your country and you were powerless to stop me?
User avatar #193 to #192 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/08/2010) [-]
When was this?
#194 to #193 - KhaledAlAsad (07/08/2010) [-]
whoopise i said too much
User avatar #195 to #194 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/08/2010) [-]
Your dead. End of story.
OpFor is a joke.
They mostly use fuckin NERF GUNS anyways.
#196 to #195 - KhaledAlAsad (07/08/2010) [-]
oh that was the human division and it wasn't me it was me but not me me
User avatar #172 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/07/2010) [-]
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#180 to #172 - KrazyRed (07/08/2010) [-]
i love you too man
#182 to #181 - KrazyRed (07/08/2010) [-]
hey wut happened to the man you carried on your shoulder after the helicopter incident?
User avatar #183 to #182 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/08/2010) [-]
Which helicopted incident?
Too many to count.
#184 to #183 - KrazyRed (07/08/2010) [-]
the one in chernobyl
User avatar #185 to #184 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/08/2010) [-]
MacMillan?
He retired.
#186 to #185 - KrazyRed (07/08/2010) [-]
good for him...he healed up, right?
User avatar #187 to #186 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/08/2010) [-]
Eventually.
He's still walking with a limp.
And he can't run or even walk a distance anymore.
That's mostly why he retired.
#188 to #187 - KrazyRed (07/08/2010) [-]
but he can still walk, and i always wanted to know that...the thot of MacMillan in a wheel chair made me :(
User avatar #175 to #172 - eleanorhowe (07/07/2010) [-]
aaaah
User avatar #176 to #175 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/07/2010) [-]
aaaaaaaahhhh
User avatar #177 to #176 - eleanorhowe (07/07/2010) [-]
touche. (i can't put the accent on the 'e' for some reason. :/)
:DD
User avatar #178 to #177 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/07/2010) [-]
Yeah, funnyjunk doesn't support too many characters. :(
User avatar #179 to #178 - eleanorhowe (07/07/2010) [-]
;(
otherwise, you get what i'mma sayin. ;)
User avatar #170 - TheAdolfHitler (07/07/2010) [-]
You should play Bad Company 2.

It has better online than Modern Warfare 2.

Campers can easily be dealt with via destructive buildings.
User avatar #171 to #170 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/07/2010) [-]
Don't have it. I've heard it's good though.
User avatar #173 to #171 - TheAdolfHitler (07/07/2010) [-]
Do you use Steam? I know a way to get that game for free.
User avatar #174 to #173 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/07/2010) [-]
I game on my xbox, not a computer :(
User avatar #212 to #174 - Rictifer (07/18/2010) [-]
i once made my entire squad "commit suicide" by blowing up the tower they were in
#168 - welshsheepbaaa (07/07/2010) [-]
have you heard the saying "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"?
User avatar #169 to #168 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/07/2010) [-]
No. Explain.
User avatar #154 - Flameruler (07/03/2010) [-]
MW2 SUCKS. That is all.
User avatar #155 to #154 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/03/2010) [-]
True. The online is disgusting.
User avatar #156 to #155 - Flameruler (07/03/2010) [-]
The online in my opinion ould be fine if these three things were different.

1. There was no IGN, Machinima, Next Gen faggots, or any of the other multiplayer camping encouragers. No one camped, for me anyway, the first map pack until IGN came out with that BULLSHIT guide.

2. Camping would be stopped, AKA a person can't say in a region for more than a minute. If they do, their position should be revealed witha Perma - UAV till they leave, even f they have Cold Blooded.

3. Lastly, the multiplayer system should be like BFBC2,where vehicles are widely available, yet easier to destroy. AND INCLUDE GODDAMN TANKS!
User avatar #157 to #156 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/03/2010) [-]
The game is designed for camping. What with them making assault rifles extremely effective at long range, and the high kill streaks encouraging faggots to play it "Safe"

And making shotguns as secondary also encourages it, as people think why should I run and gun when I can sit in the window shooting from it then turn around to defend myself with my akimbo rangers?
User avatar #189 to #157 - captanyonomus (07/08/2010) [-]
bullshit things in mw2:
1. .50 takes more than one shot to kill your ass
2. a 130 year old weapon design is better than modern versions and is dual wieldable.
3. akimbo: would any real soldier ever try that leave that shit in halo where it belongs
4. guns acurate at over a mile miss frequently at distances less than 100 ft
5. riot fucking shield
6. suppressed aa-12 cant hit shit

User avatar #158 to #157 - Flameruler (07/03/2010) [-]
MW2 Is a GAME, THE GAME *Trollface* everyone loves and will defend to the end.

A definition of game is this ; An activity providing entertainment or amusement :a pastime

Is camping fun? NO!
User avatar #159 to #158 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/03/2010) [-]
True. But I guess it`s fun when you get your ac130.
Even though it`s easy to get it with run and gun or rush tactics
User avatar #160 to #159 - Flameruler (07/03/2010) [-]
That doesn't matter. No marathon, no ammo replenishing perks, (One Many Army, Scavenger), more health, and lower ammo in hardcore would mean, guess what, less camping.
User avatar #161 to #160 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/03/2010) [-]
No deathstreaks either.
User avatar #162 to #161 - Flameruler (07/04/2010) [-]
I don't get how painkiller, unless it is the drug Kat, or however you spell it, can allow you to survive TWO .50 CAL SHOTS until the third kills him. Or her. Pfff naw.
User avatar #163 to #162 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/04/2010) [-]
Along with final and last stand.
With those perks you actually kill the guy, but you DONT GET THE POINTS, instead it gives them another chance to ruin your streak because theyve died 3 or 4 times.
User avatar #164 to #163 - Flameruler (07/04/2010) [-]
It's just like this scenario that happens to me all the time ; Kill a guy (At least I think so), I go to reload, he is either in final or last stand, and he pops me.
User avatar #165 to #164 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/04/2010) [-]
The final stand revives him and he runs to brag to his friends about how he owned this fucking noob a sec ago.
User avatar #166 to #165 - Flameruler (07/04/2010) [-]
It is basically a guy with 2 lives against you. AND you don't know if he has last stand for sure.
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