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#235 - nephrithotroll (07/06/2012) [-]
attero
y u no add me
#230 - nephritho (02/16/2012) [-]
This image has expired
i am the spirit of christmas past
#236 to #251 - nephrithotroll (07/06/2012) [-]
my account...
i miss it
User avatar #232 to #251 - CaptainJohnPrice (02/16/2012) [-]
Hug?

btw, what kind of pizza do you want?
User avatar #231 to #251 - loveyameanish (02/16/2012) [-]
Neph... Dafuq?!
#229 - CaptainJohnPrice (09/16/2011) [-]
**CaptainJohnPrice rolled a random image**
User avatar #225 - dubzero (09/07/2011) [-]
really need help with funnyjunk minecraft server
i made a res but i dont know where it starts or ends how do i tell
User avatar #226 to #239 - CaptainJohnPrice (09/07/2011) [-]
Well you selected it with the axe didn't you?
And theres a message that appears when you enter a residence.
User avatar #228 to #240 - dubzero (09/07/2011) [-]
oh i will look for the messages thanks
#227 to #240 - dubzero has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #219 - DiePotatoDie (07/05/2011) [-]
UHUHUHUUHUHUHHUHUHUHU, NUUUUUUUU BUUUUU HAAAAAAA LIIIII
User avatar #220 to #233 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/05/2011) [-]
EENNNNRRHHHGH?
User avatar #221 to #234 - DiePotatoDie (07/05/2011) [-]
HUGAHUGAHUGA!
User avatar #222 to #235 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/05/2011) [-]
HUUUUUUUUHUAUAUAUAUAHAUHUHUHUHUH.
User avatar #223 to #236 - DiePotatoDie (07/05/2011) [-]
BACK LACK DURKA DURKA, MOHAMMED JIHAD!
User avatar #224 to #237 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/05/2011) [-]
DURKE DURKA, SHEN SHEIN!
#216 - saintjames **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #217 to #230 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/03/2011) [-]
YOUR DOOMED I TELL YOU. DOOOOOOOOMED.
#218 to #231 - saintjames **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #211 to #219 - CaptainJohnPrice (10/21/2010) [-]
Stinger missile AWAAAY.
User avatar #206 - cmm (07/25/2010) [-]
e.e

I shall pass you in the comment rankings. I swear on it. Your 1 rank ahead of me.
#201 - sargentgriggs **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [-]
Griggs reportin for duty, sir
User avatar #202 to #210 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/17/2010) [-]
Spelling failure
#188 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
Captain price
general sheperd is still alive
that knife only got his eye.
#189 to #197 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
oh and captain hippie reporting for duty sir.
User avatar #190 to #198 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/10/2010) [-]
Good to have you aboard.
#191 to #199 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
where's mactavish and nikolai?
#193 to #201 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
O_o
well, that's certainly unsettling.
User avatar #194 to #202 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/10/2010) [-]
high five.
User avatar #208 to #203 - DAREALSHOOPDAWHOOP (08/14/2010) [-]
i think you could use a lazor




:)
#181 - KhaledAlAsad **User deleted account** (07/08/2010) [-]
hey price
SUCK MY ASS FAGGOT!!!
OpFor FTW !!!!
SAS sucks big dicks!!!
User avatar #182 to #190 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/08/2010) [-]
Have they removed you from the chair you were tied to yet?
And maybe wiped the blood off the wall?
The farmer won't be too please.
#183 to #191 - KhaledAlAsad **User deleted account** (07/08/2010) [-]
remember when my forces invaded your country and you were powerless to stop me?
User avatar #184 to #192 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/08/2010) [-]
When was this?
#185 to #193 - KhaledAlAsad **User deleted account** (07/08/2010) [-]
whoopise i said too much
User avatar #186 to #194 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/08/2010) [-]
Your dead. End of story.
OpFor is a joke.
They mostly use ****** NERF GUNS anyways.
#187 to #195 - KhaledAlAsad **User deleted account** (07/08/2010) [-]
oh that was the human division and it wasn't me it was me but not me me
User avatar #163 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/07/2010) [-]
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#171 to #172 - KrazyRed **User deleted account** (07/08/2010) [-]
i love you too man
#173 to #181 - KrazyRed **User deleted account** (07/08/2010) [-]
hey wut happened to the man you carried on your shoulder after the helicopter incident?
User avatar #174 to #182 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/08/2010) [-]
Which helicopted incident?
Too many to count.
#175 to #183 - KrazyRed **User deleted account** (07/08/2010) [-]
the one in chernobyl
User avatar #176 to #184 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/08/2010) [-]
MacMillan?
He retired.
#177 to #185 - KrazyRed **User deleted account** (07/08/2010) [-]
good for him...he healed up, right?
User avatar #178 to #186 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/08/2010) [-]
Eventually.
He's still walking with a limp.
And he can't run or even walk a distance anymore.
That's mostly why he retired.
#179 to #187 - KrazyRed **User deleted account** (07/08/2010) [-]
but he can still walk, and i always wanted to know that...the thot of MacMillan in a wheel chair made me :(
User avatar #166 to #172 - eleanorhowe (07/07/2010) [-]
aaaah
User avatar #167 to #175 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/07/2010) [-]
aaaaaaaahhhh
User avatar #168 to #176 - eleanorhowe (07/07/2010) [-]
touche. (i can't put the accent on the 'e' for some reason. :/)
:DD
User avatar #169 to #177 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/07/2010) [-]
Yeah, funnyjunk doesn't support too many characters. :(
User avatar #170 to #178 - eleanorhowe (07/07/2010) [-]
;(
otherwise, you get what i'mma sayin. ;)
User avatar #161 - TheAdolfHitler (07/07/2010) [-]
You should play Bad Company 2.

It has better online than Modern Warfare 2.

Campers can easily be dealt with via destructive buildings.
User avatar #162 to #170 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/07/2010) [-]
Don't have it. I've heard it's good though.
User avatar #164 to #171 - TheAdolfHitler (07/07/2010) [-]
Do you use Steam? I know a way to get that game for free.
User avatar #165 to #173 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/07/2010) [-]
I game on my xbox, not a computer :(
User avatar #203 to #174 - Rictifer (07/18/2010) [-]
i once made my entire squad "commit suicide" by blowing up the tower they were in
#159 - welshsheepbaaa **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
have you heard the saying "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"?
User avatar #160 to #168 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/07/2010) [-]
No. Explain.
User avatar #145 - Flameruler (07/03/2010) [-]
MW2 SUCKS. That is all.
User avatar #146 to #154 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/03/2010) [-]
True. The online is disgusting.
User avatar #147 to #155 - Flameruler (07/03/2010) [-]
The online in my opinion ould be fine if these three things were different.

1. There was no IGN, Machinima, Next Gen faggots, or any of the other multiplayer camping encouragers. No one camped, for me anyway, the first map pack until IGN came out with that ******** guide.

2. Camping would be stopped, AKA a person can't say in a region for more than a minute. If they do, their position should be revealed witha Perma - UAV till they leave, even f they have Cold Blooded.

3. Lastly, the multiplayer system should be like BFBC2,where vehicles are widely available, yet easier to destroy. AND INCLUDE GODDAMN TANKS!
User avatar #148 to #156 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/03/2010) [-]
The game is designed for camping. What with them making assault rifles extremely effective at long range, and the high kill streaks encouraging faggots to play it "Safe"

And making shotguns as secondary also encourages it, as people think why should I run and gun when I can sit in the window shooting from it then turn around to defend myself with my akimbo rangers?
User avatar #180 to #157 - captanyonomus (07/08/2010) [-]
******** things in mw2:
1. .50 takes more than one shot to kill your ass
2. a 130 year old weapon design is better than modern versions and is dual wieldable.
3. akimbo: would any real soldier ever try that leave that **** in halo where it belongs
4. guns acurate at over a mile miss frequently at distances less than 100 ft
5. riot ******* shield
6. suppressed aa-12 cant hit ****

User avatar #149 to #157 - Flameruler (07/03/2010) [-]
MW2 Is a GAME, THE GAME *Trollface* everyone loves and will defend to the end.

A definition of game is this ; An activity providing entertainment or amusement :a pastime

Is camping fun? NO!
User avatar #150 to #158 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/03/2010) [-]
True. But I guess it`s fun when you get your ac130.
Even though it`s easy to get it with run and gun or rush tactics
User avatar #151 to #159 - Flameruler (07/03/2010) [-]
That doesn't matter. No marathon, no ammo replenishing perks, (One Many Army, Scavenger), more health, and lower ammo in hardcore would mean, guess what, less camping.
User avatar #152 to #160 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/03/2010) [-]
No deathstreaks either.
User avatar #153 to #161 - Flameruler (07/04/2010) [-]
I don't get how painkiller, unless it is the drug Kat, or however you spell it, can allow you to survive TWO .50 CAL SHOTS until the third kills him. Or her. Pfff naw.
User avatar #154 to #162 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/04/2010) [-]
Along with final and last stand.
With those perks you actually kill the guy, but you DONT GET THE POINTS, instead it gives them another chance to ruin your streak because theyve died 3 or 4 times.
User avatar #155 to #163 - Flameruler (07/04/2010) [-]
It's just like this scenario that happens to me all the time ; Kill a guy (At least I think so), I go to reload, he is either in final or last stand, and he pops me.
User avatar #156 to #164 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/04/2010) [-]
The final stand revives him and he runs to brag to his friends about how he owned this ******* noob a sec ago.
User avatar #157 to #165 - Flameruler (07/04/2010) [-]
It is basically a guy with 2 lives against you. AND you don't know if he has last stand for sure.
User avatar #143 - jinrowolf (07/03/2010) [-]
add on xbox live i am JINROWOLF we can play MW2 or something.
User avatar #139 - Absolut (07/01/2010) [-]
I'm not sure what to conclude from that post man... I don't think you can give control of a site to a user >.<

Probably a joke, although karma is usually not by my side.
User avatar #140 to #148 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/01/2010) [-]
My conclusion is that he's left jukeboxhero in charge.
He's just telling them to go to Dsend to prove a point.
"I can't run the site? Go ahead and do it yourself then."
User avatar #141 to #149 - Absolut (07/01/2010) [-]
Like a father making a kid smoke the whole pack... or a teenager babysitting while being stoned out of his mind.

Interesting strategy. I shall observe it carefully.

*fades away making "whoosh" noises*
User avatar #142 to #150 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/01/2010) [-]
You just made my day xD
#136 - SimonGhostRiley **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
Hello old friend
User avatar #138 to #145 - Fluffernutters (07/01/2010) [-]
no ghost, your dead. shepherd shot you three times and then burned you :(
User avatar #134 - CallMeV (06/29/2010) [-]
This is shadowbolt on an alt account, I have been IP banned, please friend this one.
User avatar #135 to #143 - CaptainJohnPrice (06/29/2010) [-]
Ok. Whatd you do?
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