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#174 - **CaptainJackSparrow rolled a random image** I will rol poni… 11/20/2011 on Elevator 0
#102 - wtf are u talking about?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2010 on Center of the Universe -26
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#93 - wooooow back the the power was the pope if they were the power…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2010 on Center of the Universe -6
#98 - anonymous (11/17/2010) [-]
Same goes for today and the radical muslims... They literally blow them selves up thinking they will go straight to a heaven with 72 virgins waiting for them... like wtf is that? Religion is a cancer we can do with out in our world.
#96 - anonymous (11/17/2010) [-]
I am simply stating that indeed they fought for land. But WHO did they proudly proclaim they fought for. Who did the majority of the soldiers think they were killing the innocent men and women for? They sure as hell didn't think they were conquering the people for gold and conquest even thought they did that anyways. They thought that if they went and fought for God and the pope they would get a straight invitation to heaven. When they claimed the land indeed the Knights Templar and such did abuse the land for wealth and power. But.. they did it in god's name.

My point being is that you have people that believe in these religions and are so fanatical they will do anything as long as it's in gods name.
#86 - woooow do you not understand what the crusades were about. bac…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2010 on Center of the Universe -6
#90 - anonymous (11/17/2010) [-]
The crusades were fought in the name of god fool. it doesn't matter what they where really fighting about. They did everything in the name of the lord almighty. Killing the innocence of jerusalem simply because they didn't let pilgrims into certain sectors of the city. The pope, the one who "speaks" to god himself called for the crusades on the Muslim people.
User avatar #93 - CaptainJackSparrow (11/17/2010) [-]
wooooow back the the power was the pope if they were the power they were the ones to get the land. it was all a fight for land. reread your history book. then read the bible you will be the fool
#98 - anonymous (11/17/2010) [-]
Same goes for today and the radical muslims... They literally blow them selves up thinking they will go straight to a heaven with 72 virgins waiting for them... like wtf is that? Religion is a cancer we can do with out in our world.
#96 - anonymous (11/17/2010) [-]
I am simply stating that indeed they fought for land. But WHO did they proudly proclaim they fought for. Who did the majority of the soldiers think they were killing the innocent men and women for? They sure as hell didn't think they were conquering the people for gold and conquest even thought they did that anyways. They thought that if they went and fought for God and the pope they would get a straight invitation to heaven. When they claimed the land indeed the Knights Templar and such did abuse the land for wealth and power. But.. they did it in god's name.

My point being is that you have people that believe in these religions and are so fanatical they will do anything as long as it's in gods name.
#88 - ThpiderMan (11/17/2010) [-]
ugh at first you seemed like a perfectly logical human being, but the more we debate the more you look like someone that would jump off a cliff if the bible told you to hehe. But seriously, the bible was not wrote to be taken as complete and inequivalent total truth. It just wasn't meant for that.
#81 - because it is innerant. if it says there is one and only god. …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2010 on Center of the Universe -12
#163 - bulletcatcher (11/17/2010) [-]
The bible contradicts itself in so many ways. Want me to list all of them, drop me a personal message, because I can't do it in under 750 chars. But firstly, God's inherent Scizophrenia: when he's first on Earth, he beats seven shades of shit out of humankind, doing lots of smiting, turning into salt and that lot. Jesus (who is not necessarily not a velociraptor) then comes along and says God loves all of us and we are his children and every one of you is fantastic.

Just.... what?
#200 - anonymous (11/18/2010) [-]
uhh... long post is long?
pointless debate is pointless?

ill just leave this here...
#80 - because it didnt say anything about an explosion. The bible is…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/17/2010 on Center of the Universe -7
#116 - anonymous (11/17/2010) [-]
Just because the bible exists, doesn't mean that it is right.
User avatar #82 - ThpiderMan (11/17/2010) [-]
The bible was a work of metaphor and wordplay, it used both stories and fiction to help weave together what is basically a way to live life as a good person, but honestly, do you really believe that a snake talked to the first 2 people, and then we all descended from these 2 people? and that they were white for that matter?

The Lord sees that good triumphs in the end. That is the true message of the bible, and people perverting it into some sort of grandiose truth are the same who caused the death of thousands in the Crusades, and killed off the natives of mexico.
#87 - anonymous (11/17/2010) [-]
This is true... the one thing i do agree about the bible is that it does produce good morales. Thats about the only thing i see good about it. For example the kids now a days who haven't had the morales of religion, it's just disgusting.
#105 - anonymous (11/17/2010) [-]
the bible works like those other ancient stories
User avatar #91 - ThpiderMan (11/17/2010) [-]
I know, the punks that are misogynistic pricks who disrespect their elders, do jack shit with their life, contribute 0 to society, and just generally are lumps on the worlds collective ass.
User avatar #86 - CaptainJackSparrow (11/17/2010) [-]
woooow do you not understand what the crusades were about. back in those days if you had land you had power it had nothing to do with christiand killing innocent people. the snake was the devil. also if you read the bible it explains the colors thing
#90 - anonymous (11/17/2010) [-]
The crusades were fought in the name of god fool. it doesn't matter what they where really fighting about. They did everything in the name of the lord almighty. Killing the innocence of jerusalem simply because they didn't let pilgrims into certain sectors of the city. The pope, the one who "speaks" to god himself called for the crusades on the Muslim people.
User avatar #93 - CaptainJackSparrow (11/17/2010) [-]
wooooow back the the power was the pope if they were the power they were the ones to get the land. it was all a fight for land. reread your history book. then read the bible you will be the fool
#98 - anonymous (11/17/2010) [-]
Same goes for today and the radical muslims... They literally blow them selves up thinking they will go straight to a heaven with 72 virgins waiting for them... like wtf is that? Religion is a cancer we can do with out in our world.
#96 - anonymous (11/17/2010) [-]
I am simply stating that indeed they fought for land. But WHO did they proudly proclaim they fought for. Who did the majority of the soldiers think they were killing the innocent men and women for? They sure as hell didn't think they were conquering the people for gold and conquest even thought they did that anyways. They thought that if they went and fought for God and the pope they would get a straight invitation to heaven. When they claimed the land indeed the Knights Templar and such did abuse the land for wealth and power. But.. they did it in god's name.

My point being is that you have people that believe in these religions and are so fanatical they will do anything as long as it's in gods name.
#88 - ThpiderMan (11/17/2010) [-]
ugh at first you seemed like a perfectly logical human being, but the more we debate the more you look like someone that would jump off a cliff if the bible told you to hehe. But seriously, the bible was not wrote to be taken as complete and inequivalent total truth. It just wasn't meant for that.
#76 - if you think they were made both first then you must have misu… 11/17/2010 on Center of the Universe -10
#74 - thats old testimate it was a story not like the new testimate …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2010 on Center of the Universe -10
User avatar #78 - THEMIGHTYTRAMP (11/17/2010) [-]
so you admit it was just a story so therefore cant be true so you cant belive the whole thing
#72 - Thats egyptian belief they do not believe in the same gods as …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2010 on Center of the Universe -10
User avatar #79 - ThpiderMan (11/17/2010) [-]
then why take the word of the bible so damn literally?
User avatar #81 - CaptainJackSparrow (11/17/2010) [-]
because it is innerant. if it says there is one and only god. then it is true
#163 - bulletcatcher (11/17/2010) [-]
The bible contradicts itself in so many ways. Want me to list all of them, drop me a personal message, because I can't do it in under 750 chars. But firstly, God's inherent Scizophrenia: when he's first on Earth, he beats seven shades of shit out of humankind, doing lots of smiting, turning into salt and that lot. Jesus (who is not necessarily not a velociraptor) then comes along and says God loves all of us and we are his children and every one of you is fantastic.

Just.... what?
#200 - anonymous (11/18/2010) [-]
uhh... long post is long?
pointless debate is pointless?

ill just leave this here...
#70 - Yes. It didnt take days for moses to build the ark. It took al…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2010 on Center of the Universe -6
User avatar #136 - TheHolyCaptain (11/17/2010) [-]
I thought Noah was supposed to have built the ark . . . are you sure you know all about the Bible?
User avatar #124 - fpsnoob (11/17/2010) [-]
It took moses 120 years to build an ark? I wonder how he managed to live that long back when not many lived past 40.
User avatar #197 - paigeyy (11/18/2010) [-]
Actually, back then, many people lived to be past 40. The bible says Adam & Eve lived about 700 years.
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#9 - appleOgreen **User deleted account** (11/17/2010) [-]
God just simply doesn't exist.
God just simply doesn't exist.
User avatar #10 to #9 - rubikscube (11/18/2010) [-]
See you in hell.... OH and if he does exist... You owe me your soul
User avatar #11 to #10 - appleOgreen **User deleted account** (11/18/2010) [-]
i will be sure to remember.
User avatar #2 - Cortana (11/02/2010) [-]
Is it wrong that I'm more interested in the pic below than your profile?
User avatar #3 to #2 - CaptainJackSparrow (11/02/2010) [-]
No not at all. Ugh Cortana from Halo?
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cortana (11/02/2010) [-]
That is correct.
User avatar #5 to #4 - CaptainJackSparrow (11/02/2010) [-]
Do you play?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cortana (11/02/2010) [-]
Halo? Obviously.
User avatar #7 to #6 - CaptainJackSparrow (11/03/2010) [-]
Add me...? on XBL
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