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#336 - I think Destiny is an amazing game. Overhyped yes, but a great game.  [+] (12 new replies) 09/26/2014 on destiny 0
User avatar #346 - holycrapimacupcake (09/26/2014) [-]
Best part is Destiny is making the game better with patches and al the shit.
User avatar #347 - CaptainExplosion (09/26/2014) [-]
Oh god I know. I actually like how they fixed the loot cave, without fucking it completely. They simply normalized the spawn time from 6 seconds to 40 or so. And they said it was because the Hive in the loot cave have realized the futility of their endless assault on the Skywatch, and have retreated to lick their wounds and plan their next attack.

I thought it was funny when some cunt was standing in the cave so they wouldn't spawn, and when we asked him to move he replied "Why? So you two can boost?" Saying we were playing unfair and reported us.

Bro do you even MMO?
User avatar #350 - holycrapimacupcake (09/27/2014) [-]
I always earned my loot, I say some guys using one of the caves and just moved on. I never use exploits in games.
User avatar #351 - CaptainExplosion (09/27/2014) [-]
I see your point. I wouldn't call it an exploit so much though. Especially since Bungie themselves loved the idea of it. But I try to earn my loot unless I really need gear to dismantle for shards etc. Or just feel like trying my luck!
User avatar #352 - holycrapimacupcake (09/27/2014) [-]
Well I'll give you that one. I have one gripe about it, I haven't been able to level my Hunter up for a hile because I'll have some assholes follow me around and one shot everything before I can aim.
User avatar #353 - CaptainExplosion (09/27/2014) [-]
Oh god I know. I actually had the best luck today... after playing for only a few hours. I'll explain next comment im too lazy to type it at the moment
User avatar #355 - holycrapimacupcake (09/27/2014) [-]
Took me forever to get her to 12, now I can't bloody do anything.
User avatar #357 - CaptainExplosion (09/27/2014) [-]
My titans at 26 now. Warlock is at 7, but I have a ton of shit in the vault for him. Hunter is at 2, haven't played the class much yet.

Today I first sought out Xur, bought the Exotic titan chest he was selling, and an exotic engram. The engram turned into an exotic warlock helm. I was stoked. Then I finally got enough vanguard marks to buy a helmet, completing my Legendary gear set for him. THEEEEEEEN I turned in a single bounty, and got an exotic bounty. I already have an exotic bounty im working on, so now I have 2, one for Bad JuJu and the other for Invective. I'm sooo excited.
User avatar #359 - exotic (09/27/2014) [-]
wow that's a whole lot of me in one comment
User avatar #361 - agreatusername (09/27/2014) [-]
Well, looks like theres enough of you to go around then.
User avatar #360 - haroldsaxon (09/27/2014) [-]
How exotic
User avatar #358 - holycrapimacupcake (09/27/2014) [-]
#328 - thank mr skeltal 09/26/2014 on Bone dance +1
#95 - found the ginger 09/26/2014 on Which one are you ? 0
#10 - This was so well animated that I thought it was one of the TF … 09/24/2014 on Robot Hell +29
#17 - Is there a sauce or is this not based on anything? 09/23/2014 on Feel it 0
#15 - Someone make a Hunter from Destiny pls. 09/22/2014 on Sweat Man Thread 0
#23 - I don't think it would matter if it had 6 or 8 legs. … 09/21/2014 on Has Science Gone too Far? +2
#65 - Comment deleted 09/21/2014 on Only 90's Kids Will Remember 0
#4 - I was listening to this at the time. Goes pretty well. 09/20/2014 on Groove 0
#138 - Comment deleted 08/23/2014 on Choose a pill +1
#71 - At first I didn't care too much for the Zoe Quinn thing, but n…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on /v/ has a daughter 0
#77 - thecrayzeeman (08/23/2014) [-]

If you prefer reading, there is an imgur album link in the desc, explaining everything.
#13 - That penguins' crotch is Slenderman. 08/23/2014 on Fucking Kyle 0
#4 - The keys are to a locked box with money inside. 08/23/2014 on safe 0
#5 - He was sentenced to Lays.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on The case of the Mashed Potato +3
User avatar #8 - mattdoggy (08/23/2014) [-]
i prefer to think of it as he was sentenced to get Layd
#26 - That's what I've mostly considered. 08/17/2014 on Ready For Abs? 0
#11 - The anime is **** , but the game can still be fun.… 08/17/2014 on How to tell a girl you play... +1
#23 - Is there something similar for arms? I really and I mean rea…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Ready For Abs? 0
#25 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [-]
Push ups. Do a bunch of push ups. Or lift household heavy objects.
User avatar #75 - thebaseballexpert (08/17/2014) [-]
pushups work your pecs, more than your arms... he needs to do curls, and reverse curls
User avatar #26 - CaptainExplosion (08/17/2014) [-]
That's what I've mostly considered.
#31 - You're an inspiration. 08/14/2014 on This man has seen hell 0
#6 - Took me a minute. That was pretty cool. 08/13/2014 on Card tricks +4
#31 - It was a joke, bud. 08/09/2014 on If something goes wrong,... 0
#16 - Oh man, it must have been embarrassing when you dropped that cymbal.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2014 on If something goes wrong,... 0
#25 - faronwoods (08/09/2014) [-]
Aside from the fact I graduated in 2007, Yep so embarrassing.
User avatar #31 - CaptainExplosion (08/09/2014) [-]
It was a joke, bud.
#12 - I have paid my respects, good sir. 08/08/2014 on 2spocky 0
#8 - I thank'd mr skeltal the last time this was posted in the comm…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/08/2014 on 2spocky +1
#40 - morsa (08/08/2014) [-]
if you don't thank him
spooks will start coming to you and your good bones and calcium will leave
#56 - paradoxenigma (08/08/2014) [-]
As a prophet of mr skeltal, I can confirm this spooky dooky shit.

User avatar #12 - CaptainExplosion (08/08/2014) [-]
I have paid my respects, good sir.
User avatar #10 - paradoxenigma (08/08/2014) [-]
what no thank him you selfish fuck
#27 - Don't lie, you ate the last of the pizza. 08/07/2014 on Sleeptalk stories +47
#1 - That looks... extremely inefficient to say the least. 08/07/2014 on I like how he gets stuff done +3
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