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CaptainExplosion

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:3/27/2010
Last Login:7/25/2016
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#1316 - Age: 20 next Saturday Sex: Is mayonnaise a gender?... …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2016 on Post your f%%%ing selfie! +2
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#1369 - keatontheghostfox (03/12/2016) [-]
You look like James from funhaus
#245 - Comment deleted 03/11/2016 on Me vs Feminism (Part 7) +1
#1179 - Just **** me up fam  [+] (6 new replies) 03/10/2016 on FJ roast session. 0
#1422 - anon (05/05/2016) [-]
you can't even hold the camera up right!
you must have been screwed since you were a sperm.
#1307 - uioiape (03/10/2016) [-]
You look like your made of low quality plastic
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#1240 - jotsn (03/10/2016) [-]
no armband today Freund?
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#1232 - helpful (03/10/2016) [-]
You look like and probably are as useful as Banshee from Xmen first class, so not very useful at all
#1193 - stupiddumblosr (03/10/2016) [-]
u r an figgert
#1423 - anon (05/05/2016) [-]
no wonder you have the word stupid in your username, you can't even spell right.
roasted!
#1167 - Comment deleted 03/10/2016 on FJ roast session. 0
#17 - Thors' fw  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2016 on I wasn't hungry anyway +175
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#59 - payseht (03/10/2016) [-]
I hear "Bueno" when looking at the picture...
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#31 - repostforlife (03/09/2016) [-]
That's fucking beautiful
#61 - I hear you, man. Hopefully I pull through! One of the weirdest… 11/09/2015 on Trying to get Lily pregnant +1
#59 - Yeah, I'm already preparing for it. I have a close friend who …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Trying to get Lily pregnant +1
#60 - blargenflargle (11/09/2015) [-]
Well remember, it's up to you whether you end up in the glorious CTN master race or as a paint chipping paper weight. I'm going to bed but I feel like I should end this with a "FUCK THE NAVY HOOAH!"
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#61 - CaptainExplosion (11/09/2015) [-]
I hear you, man. Hopefully I pull through! One of the weirdest things has been actually introduced to the whole Snowden thing, I only vaguely knew about it before. But now I just keep seeing my instructorson want his head, and FJ saying he's a hero haha. But take care man, I'll see you off with a "FUCK THE ARMY, HOOYAH!"
#57 - 4, I double tapped 8, since I was so unfamiliar with Unix, and…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Trying to get Lily pregnant +1
#58 - blargenflargle (11/09/2015) [-]
Mod 11 is a kick to the balls bro. But once you're passed that it's pretty easy sailing. Remember your headers and your filters and blah blah blah. Everything is on the test. Be nervous. Be afraid. Be prepared to not have a life for the week that is 11.
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#59 - CaptainExplosion (11/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm already preparing for it. I have a close friend who will get some stuff done for me on Destiny and Warframe, and the bae is sending a "care-package" with my FO4 pre-order and more, but that probably won't be super soon. And I got the day shift, so I regularly go to Volo.
#60 - blargenflargle (11/09/2015) [-]
Well remember, it's up to you whether you end up in the glorious CTN master race or as a paint chipping paper weight. I'm going to bed but I feel like I should end this with a "FUCK THE NAVY HOOAH!"
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#61 - CaptainExplosion (11/09/2015) [-]
I hear you, man. Hopefully I pull through! One of the weirdest things has been actually introduced to the whole Snowden thing, I only vaguely knew about it before. But now I just keep seeing my instructorson want his head, and FJ saying he's a hero haha. But take care man, I'll see you off with a "FUCK THE ARMY, HOOYAH!"
#55 - That's what I'm in, hate my life. I'm in mod 10 right now. Hop…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Trying to get Lily pregnant +1
#56 - blargenflargle (11/09/2015) [-]
How many failures you have so far?
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#57 - CaptainExplosion (11/09/2015) [-]
4, I double tapped 8, since I was so unfamiliar with Unix, and it kept jumping back and forth between Linux and Solaris. I'm not in the best spot, but I've cracked down on my study habits, so I think I'll live.
#58 - blargenflargle (11/09/2015) [-]
Mod 11 is a kick to the balls bro. But once you're passed that it's pretty easy sailing. Remember your headers and your filters and blah blah blah. Everything is on the test. Be nervous. Be afraid. Be prepared to not have a life for the week that is 11.
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#59 - CaptainExplosion (11/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm already preparing for it. I have a close friend who will get some stuff done for me on Destiny and Warframe, and the bae is sending a "care-package" with my FO4 pre-order and more, but that probably won't be super soon. And I got the day shift, so I regularly go to Volo.
#60 - blargenflargle (11/09/2015) [-]
Well remember, it's up to you whether you end up in the glorious CTN master race or as a paint chipping paper weight. I'm going to bed but I feel like I should end this with a "FUCK THE NAVY HOOAH!"
User avatar
#61 - CaptainExplosion (11/09/2015) [-]
I hear you, man. Hopefully I pull through! One of the weirdest things has been actually introduced to the whole Snowden thing, I only vaguely knew about it before. But now I just keep seeing my instructorson want his head, and FJ saying he's a hero haha. But take care man, I'll see you off with a "FUCK THE ARMY, HOOYAH!"
#53 - I'm living on Corry Station, Pensacola, while I'm in a-school,…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Trying to get Lily pregnant +1
#54 - blargenflargle (11/09/2015) [-]
I was in CTN school (But for the army) for the last few months. At my first duty station right now. But I guess that isn't very opsec. #yolo
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#55 - CaptainExplosion (11/09/2015) [-]
That's what I'm in, hate my life. I'm in mod 10 right now. Hoping to get orders for Norfolk, since it's 20 minutes from home for me.
#56 - blargenflargle (11/09/2015) [-]
How many failures you have so far?
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#57 - CaptainExplosion (11/09/2015) [-]
4, I double tapped 8, since I was so unfamiliar with Unix, and it kept jumping back and forth between Linux and Solaris. I'm not in the best spot, but I've cracked down on my study habits, so I think I'll live.
#58 - blargenflargle (11/09/2015) [-]
Mod 11 is a kick to the balls bro. But once you're passed that it's pretty easy sailing. Remember your headers and your filters and blah blah blah. Everything is on the test. Be nervous. Be afraid. Be prepared to not have a life for the week that is 11.
User avatar
#59 - CaptainExplosion (11/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm already preparing for it. I have a close friend who will get some stuff done for me on Destiny and Warframe, and the bae is sending a "care-package" with my FO4 pre-order and more, but that probably won't be super soon. And I got the day shift, so I regularly go to Volo.
#60 - blargenflargle (11/09/2015) [-]
Well remember, it's up to you whether you end up in the glorious CTN master race or as a paint chipping paper weight. I'm going to bed but I feel like I should end this with a "FUCK THE NAVY HOOAH!"
User avatar
#61 - CaptainExplosion (11/09/2015) [-]
I hear you, man. Hopefully I pull through! One of the weirdest things has been actually introduced to the whole Snowden thing, I only vaguely knew about it before. But now I just keep seeing my instructorson want his head, and FJ saying he's a hero haha. But take care man, I'll see you off with a "FUCK THE ARMY, HOOYAH!"