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#134 - Picture 03/17/2013 on Let's fuck with a street... 0
#96 - except that's wrong, he was a Korean soldier first  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2013 on Veteran -7
#100 - cazabrow has deleted their comment.
#59 - CANTDOIT 03/15/2013 on It's in the water +1
#53 - Now why would you just take the top comment?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2013 on It's in the water +4
#57 - usernamecannotload (03/15/2013) [-]
#59 - CapnInterwebz (03/15/2013) [-]
CANTDOIT
#375258 - If there's a new Xbox, it better be compatible with 360 discs 03/15/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#375257 - It's really good if you can get around the not-so-scary part a… 03/15/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#375143 - o 03/15/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#375083 - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 11: Return of the Russians: New Y…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #375136 - themanwithnoplan (03/14/2013) [-]
Last part sounds like an album.
#375078 - >EA announcing that all of their games from now on will fea…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #375143 - CapnInterwebz (03/15/2013) [-]
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#375133 - MrDeadiron (03/14/2013) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my poor poor Dragon Age whyyyyyyyyyy?
What evil have done to deserve this?

picture for EA
User avatar #375124 - phantomeins (03/14/2013) [-]
I heard that they didn't say all their games, it was for all their handheld games and some of their AAA titles.

Though some might just mean 1 every 10 games.
User avatar #375104 - herecomesjohnny (03/14/2013) [-]
>NFL
>pay to get ball
>??? <--- (actually it's pretty cut clear)
>profit
User avatar #375101 - ghostninja (03/14/2013) [-]
oh no microtransaction

the only way they ruin games if it turns them into pay 2 win
#375092 - squidgywidgy (03/14/2013) [-]
Next gen games are going to be so much fun with micro transactions.
#375066 - The multiplayer is okay. It's sort of a horde mode sort of thi… 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#15498 - Seattle, Washington, USA 03/14/2013 on Religion Board 0
#78 - >"sea gangster" >"noir pirate" 03/14/2013 on Anything? Why not Everything +10
#15281 - How is sexuality a choice?  [+] (36 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Religion Board 0
#15322 - thezillis (03/14/2013) [-]
it isn't
User avatar #15305 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
Well there are lots of cases of people switching back and forth by choice. For example, my mom was straight for 24 years, then became a lesbian for 20 years, then went back to being straight. And even if orientation wasn't a choice, we still have the ability to choose who we have sex with, regardless of who we're attracted to. The Bible doesn't say anything about being attracted to the same sex, it just says don't fuck people of the same sex.
User avatar #15306 - whyisthissohard (03/14/2013) [-]
so you are saying just to have sex with people you are unattracted to and most likely don't have feelings for?
User avatar #15308 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
Not necessarily. When Jesus was talking about marriage, some people said it's probably a better idea to not even get married, and Jesus said that not everyone can handle the rules of marriage, and those people make themselves eunuchs. That's not to say that people should be cutting off they're balls, but He means that if you can't abide by the rules He has set, then you should refrain from having sex, because that would be better than having immoral sex.
#15349 - thezillis (03/14/2013) [-]
One of the many reasons I find christianity disgusting
User avatar #15358 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
You only find it disgusting because you refuse to see the bigger picture. You think this is the only life we have and therefore people should be able to do whatever they please. But from our perspective, there is an eternity of time waiting for us after this temporary life, and so making small sacrifices like giving up sex should be an easy thing because soon sex won't matter anyway.
#15417 - thezillis (03/14/2013) [-]
Disgusting. Belittling an entire human life in favor of a fictitious afterlife.
User avatar #15420 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
I'm not belittling any people. Just their sin.
#15422 - thezillis (03/14/2013) [-]
No, you are belittling all of human life.
User avatar #15430 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
Oh, I thought you were referring to my feelings toward gay people. Well, okay, in regards to all of humanity, I do belittle them in the sense that we are nothing compared to God. But that's not to say we're not important to Him. He obviously cares for us a great deal to do so much for us and even let us into heaven.
#15432 - thezillis (03/14/2013) [-]
See, to me that's disgusting. We know humans exist, and we know humans are beautiful and wonderful and complex, and yet you put us below God, a fictional being, invented by humans.
User avatar #15434 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
If I believed He was fictional I wouldn't be placing Him above us.
#15435 - thezillis (03/14/2013) [-]
If I believed he wasn't, I wouldn't be ignoring his words.

Agree to disagree?
User avatar #15436 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
#15406 - thezillis (03/14/2013) [-]
God is commanding you not to do something just for the sake of it. He is making all homosexuals suffer, just to feel powerful. If your god exists, if your bible is true, he is an asshole.
User avatar #15421 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
He gave us eternal life with Him in heaven, for free, even though we don't deserve it. That's pretty fucking benevolent if you ask me.
#15423 - thezillis (03/14/2013) [-]
A. He also gave eternal torture to any sinners
B. he only gives us that if we be his bitch.
User avatar #15427 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
A. He doesn't itemsister the torture, the torture is just the default for those who don't choose Him. Hell is the absence of God, not persecution by God.
B. You say "be His bitch" as if it's such a terrible burden. Would it be so hard to live for Him? You already agree with most of His rules. All that's left is putting your faith in Christ.
#15429 - thezillis (03/14/2013) [-]
A. Honestly curious how you imagine hell to be.
B. yes it would and no I do not
User avatar #15431 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
A. I have no idea, but complete detachment from God would surely be torturous. Everything good in life comes from Him, so just imagine everything good being gone.
B. Why? What would be so hard about it?
User avatar #15428 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
a.dminister*
User avatar #15310 - whyisthissohard (03/14/2013) [-]
but what makes it immoral?
from what I understand, stuff like Leviticus was mostly health and sanitation laws and stuff
and gay sex today can be perfectly clean.
User avatar #15313 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
I'm not referring to Leviticus, because that's part of Mosaic Law and we don't apply Mosaic Law anymore because Jesus made it obsolete (I have a source explaining in detail why this is the case). But in 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, Paul reminds the Corinthians that homosexuality is still sinful, and unless you put your loyalty to Christ above your submission to sin, you will not be able to enter heaven.

Consider the very first sin. God made a very simple rule: Don't eat this fruit, or you will surely die. Now, the fruit itself was probably harmless. It wasn't poisonous or otherwise dangerous to eat as far as fruits go. However, God told them not to eat it, and they did anyway. So God punished them. The fruit didn't punish them, because there was nothing inherently wrong with it. They were punished because they disobeyed God. Plain and simple. In the same way, God commands us to not engage in homosexual activity, and even though it's possible to have gay sex without any physiological danger, it's still a violation of God's law. That's why it's immoral.
User avatar #15386 - nockae (03/14/2013) [-]
I was raised as a catholic, which I am not anymore, and my priest told me that if I sinned, unless it was a mortal sin, that I could be forgiven and still get into heaven.
I know it's much more complicated than that, but doesn't God forgive those who give grace to him?
User avatar #15387 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
Yea, pretty much. I was raised Baptist and we were taught that all sins are equal and forgivable. The only sin I'm not sure about is suicide, because obviously you can't repent for it afterwards. But aside from that, all sins can be forgiven if you seek Christ's forgiveness afterwards. Of course, it's important to understand the difference between momentary sin and lifestyle sin (those are the official terms for it, I'm just calling them that). For example, if you steal something, but then feel bad about it and seek forgiveness, Jesus will forgive you. But if you make a habit of stealing, and continue to steal, then He can't forgive you because you're not repenting. That's what causes a lot of confusion with the gay issue. Some people think that Jesus will forgive them for being gay, but then they continue to be gay, and just assume it will be okay because Jesus forgives everyone. But by continuing a sinful lifestyle, they're placing their sin above the importance of Christ, and thereby preventing Him from cleansing them. To receive forgiveness we must try not to sin, so that we can put Christ above everything else in our life.
User avatar #15389 - nockae (03/14/2013) [-]
Interesting, I'm not looking to start an argument so I will give no rebuttal.
Though I do have another question, unrelated but about Christian's beliefs, if the Devil punishes evil souls, why is he the bad guy?
Is it because he makes the souls evil?
User avatar #15392 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
We consider Satan evil because he tempts humans and poisons their hearts. I don't recall the Bible saying that he actually punishes evil souls, but rather that he just inhabits hell where souls are punished. Although I haven't memorized the entire Bible so I may be wrong about that. But my understanding was that he is just another tortured soul, being punished like everyone else in hell. The only difference is that he, being a supernatural entity, has the power to influence humans from within hell. But that's just my own interpretation. I'm probably thinking too much of Dante's Inferno where Satan is more of a prisoner of hell than a ruler.
User avatar #15394 - nockae (03/14/2013) [-]
Hmm. You have an interesting point of view.
User avatar #15426 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
Thank you, but like I said I may be wrong about that. I have to do more reading.
User avatar #15309 - jokeface (03/14/2013) [-]
their*
User avatar #15288 - Xaftz (03/14/2013) [-]
I've chosen to change around my sexuality before.
User avatar #15285 - whyisthissohard (03/14/2013) [-]
I have no idea what it is......I don't care all too much
I would be more annoyed with a straight person who whores around
or get's a divorce then a gay person in a loving relationship
User avatar #15287 - Xaftz (03/14/2013) [-]
Of course, cus one was whoring the other was not. If it where the other way around, it would be a different story.
User avatar #15290 - whyisthissohard (03/14/2013) [-]
um.....yeah
User avatar #15283 - zlamous (03/14/2013) [-]
the fact that sexuality can be changed proves that its a choice
User avatar #15450 - nopresident (03/14/2013) [-]
Regarding people that claim they've changed their sexuality back and forth, how do you know they're not just all bisexuals?
#187 - >"Welcome to EA Pizza, how may I take your order?"…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on If EA Games Sold Pizza... +25
#238 - doctorstein (03/10/2013) [-]
>" Welcome to Ubisoft Pizzeria, may I take your order?"
> I'll just take a cheese pizza, thanks.
> " WHAT? That's so bland. Don't you want a pizza with ham? and bacon? Ooh, and what about free bread sticks so you can enjoy this meal with many friends?"
> Well, how about a meat lovers?
> " Great, but why not buy a pizza lover's pass, so you can get all of the toppings for free in two to six months?"
> Sure. Also, could I get a drink with that?
>" Sure, but it will take four months and will be ten dollars up front."
> Seriously? I'll just take the pizza then.
>" Guess what? We've started making a new pizza!"
> But so many people haven't gotten the first one!
>" They can get the new one in a few years! Who cares?"
#145 - Amount of comments warning people about shitstorms>amount o… 03/08/2013 on How is your day? +3
#106 - It's been done by retrochris, give him all your thumbs 03/08/2013 on ARMA 3 is a Realistic... 0
#62 - AND DEEPER STILL 03/08/2013 on Negative picture of... +3
#365013 - So apparently a spiritual successor to L.A. Noire is being de…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #365020 - akkere (03/08/2013) [-]
Sounds like something that might be loosely inspired by the positive reaction Sleeping Dogs received.
Still, I'd be pretty intrigued into see the gritty writers of L.A. Noire take the knife to exposing the "wonderful" world of Shanghai.
#200 - Fucking look it up, Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag 03/08/2013 on Pretty much sums up the new AC 0
#364927 - In that case I must go to Gamestop right now  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #364935 - Jackimole (03/08/2013) [-]
Buy it on Steam...
#364929 - yeorgh (03/08/2013) [-]
#364920 - Is it worth playing all of before Infinite comes out?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #364923 - yeorgh (03/08/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #364924 - yeorgh (03/08/2013) [-]
The first two don't have anything to do with Infinite but still they're great.
User avatar #364927 - CapnInterwebz (03/08/2013) [-]
In that case I must go to Gamestop right now
User avatar #364935 - Jackimole (03/08/2013) [-]
Buy it on Steam...
#364929 - yeorgh (03/08/2013) [-]
#364917 - Is the Bioshock series worth playing?  [+] (24 new replies) 03/08/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #364966 - mrblueftw (03/08/2013) [-]
i liked it, first game is meh. second game is pretty good, bioshock infinite is going to be awesome.
User avatar #364950 - ghostninja (03/08/2013) [-]
Don't listen to the other faggots who say khazix is better than DCat.

The khazix series is one of the most original games I have played. The story actually has a lot to it, unlike DCat. The ending of the first one leaves you with a big surprise. As for the second one, it's almost as good as the first one. Plus, you get to play as an monster in the second one. Who wouldn't wanna do that?

inb4 buttmad DCat fanboys
User avatar #364952 - DCat (03/08/2013) [-]
You an khazix are just... wat...
User avatar #364956 - ghostninja (03/08/2013) [-]
im kidding just boerd
User avatar #364962 - DCat (03/08/2013) [-]
It k. I'm just buttmad anyways :(
User avatar #364946 - khazix (03/08/2013) [-]
Don't listen to the other faggots who say Biashock is better than Halo 4.

The Halo series is one of the most original games I have played. The story actually has a lot to it, unlike Bioshock. The ending of the first one leaves you with a big surprise. As for the second one, it's almost as good as the first one. Plus, you get to play as an Elite in the second one. Who wouldn't wanna do that?

inb4 buttmad Bioshock fanboys
User avatar #364944 - DCat (03/08/2013) [-]
Don't listen to the other faggots who say Halo 4 is better than Bioshock.

The Bioshock series is one of the most original games I have played. The story actually has a lot to it, unlike Halo 4. The ending of the first one leaves you with a big surprise. As for the second one, it's almost as good as the first one. Plus, you get to play as a Big Daddy in the second one. Who wouldn't wanna do that?

inb4 buttmad Halo fanboys

User avatar #364940 - khazix (03/08/2013) [-]
I played the first one. Didn't even bother finishing it.

3/10 its like fallout underwater minus the fun.
User avatar #364936 - felinescrotum (03/08/2013) [-]
I bought the first two and I didn't like them, and kick is right, Halo 4 is funner. I've spent more time on that game and have had a funner time
User avatar #364925 - imnotkickthecat (03/08/2013) [-]
No. Play a real game like Halo 4.
#364932 - N. Korean citizen (03/08/2013) [-]
shut the fuk up

there are never too many gaben jokes
you fag
User avatar #364933 - imnotkickthecat (03/08/2013) [-]
Doesnt change the fact that bioshock is crap.
User avatar #364941 - ghostninja (03/08/2013) [-]
great use of critical thinking
#364945 - imnotkickthecat (03/08/2013) [-]
Ur mum is a great use if critcal thinkins
User avatar #364947 - ghostninja (03/08/2013) [-]
so funny i forgot to laugh
#364953 - imnotkickthecat (03/08/2013) [-]
I dont expect people who are obsessed with bioshock to ever get jokes.

inb4 something about www.funnyjunk.com/videogames/364945#364945 wasn't even talking about that.
User avatar #364921 - akkere (03/08/2013) [-]
I don't know CapInterwebz, is your time worth it? Is your time a rusty piece of iron, where of which there is such high quantity of low quality metals?
OR IS IT WORTH DIAMONDS, SHINING BRIGHTLY INTO THE LIGHT!?

Because yeah, it is.
User avatar #364918 - yeorgh (03/08/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #364920 - CapnInterwebz (03/08/2013) [-]
Is it worth playing all of before Infinite comes out?
User avatar #364923 - yeorgh (03/08/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #364924 - yeorgh (03/08/2013) [-]
The first two don't have anything to do with Infinite but still they're great.
User avatar #364927 - CapnInterwebz (03/08/2013) [-]
In that case I must go to Gamestop right now
User avatar #364935 - Jackimole (03/08/2013) [-]
Buy it on Steam...
#364929 - yeorgh (03/08/2013) [-]
#128 - Criken's carmageddon 03/07/2013 on We made a silent agreement... 0
#390 - >Didn't indicate that you were just talking about the story… 03/07/2013 on What The Fuck Florida? 0
#374 - We could just shit our pants in a fit of rage, or--now don't g…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/07/2013 on What The Fuck Florida? +17
User avatar #403 - Tyranitar (03/07/2013) [-]
Raised not to snitch...

Its one thing when a dude's buddy cuts in the lunch line or some stupid little crap like that, but trying to kill someone for know good reason aint something you hide info about because "snitching is wrong"
User avatar #387 - neutralgray (03/07/2013) [-]
Aww... I was mad and now it turns out the kid is just a little bitch.
#385 - buttplugmaster (03/07/2013) [-]
Wait. Why is he suspended for not cooperating with the police investigation? That's not the school's problem to deal with, that's the police and obstruction of justice.
#396 - ninjacamelpandas (03/07/2013) [-]
because he wont tell the cops who had the gun, goodcunt, no one died no ones hurt. the kid just dissarmed this other kid n now he wants nothing to do with it because FUCK THE POLICE. what the cops would rather he let him shoot up the place? then theyd have no body to fucking ask so they should just fucking leave it alone instead of blowing it up like everything. if your a kid with a gun your world famous and if your a nobody with nothing, then its like hey why not go with a bang.
#413 - buttplugmaster (03/07/2013) [-]
I don't think i followed most of that, but the big thing i'm asking is why is the school punishing him when the police can threaten him with jail for obstruction of justice?
#433 - N. Korean citizen (03/07/2013) [-]
to protect the other students in the event he skips/makes bail
#446 - buttplugmaster (03/07/2013) [-]
No, this isn't about the kid with the gun. The kid with the gun isn't even suspended. The kid who stopped the guy with the gun was suspended for not cooperating with police, but imo that doesn't really have anything to do with the school and suspensions a weird punishment for that anyway. If they really want to pressure him into cooperating with the police, wouldn't the possible jail time for obstruction of justice work better?
#459 - N. Korean citizen (03/07/2013) [-]
The suspension wasn't to get him to comply, the criminal charges were. It's a legal mandate, at least in Florida, to suspend him and they did it with the minimum punishment possible.
#462 - buttplugmaster (03/07/2013) [-]
Ok, so the suspension is because of a mandate. Thank you, anon.
#425 - ninjacamelpandas (03/07/2013) [-]
yeah true i think its just kind of like this
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#76 - N. Korean citizen (04/09/2013) [-]
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Just so I have the uniques ;3
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Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
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Sure thing. I only ask for all of your lemons (except for 1 of each for your item count of course). I spent 15 minutes clicking to get all those items into the trade, so you better enjoy it.
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