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Date Signed Up:1/04/2010
Location:ONTARIO IN CANADA OR THE COUNTRY ABOVE USA OR IN NORTH AMERICA O
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#460 - I SMELL SEX  [+] (14 new replies) 06/25/2010 on Am I rite? +2
#489 - fatguywithwings (06/25/2010) [-]
lol to your random comment...also thanks for kenny vs spenny
User avatar #463 - XxNearliekbaconxX (06/25/2010) [-]
AND. CANDY,YEAH MHMM.
User avatar #471 - braydonbond (06/25/2010) [-]
Awesome song.
User avatar #476 - XxNearliekbaconxX (06/25/2010) [-]
and who's that glancing devious stares in my direction,momma this surely,is a dream.
User avatar #484 - braydonbond (06/25/2010) [-]
Yeah, momma this surely is a dream.
Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too
Much caffeine
And I was thinkin'
'bout myself
And then there she was
In platform double suede
Yeah there she was
Like disco lemonade
User avatar #499 - Lawliett (06/25/2010) [-]
*LYRICS DO NOT MATCH CHRONOLOGICALLY

doc:YOU FUCKED UP marty! THERE GOES THE TIMELINE!!!!


User avatar #502 - braydonbond (06/25/2010) [-]
I'm sorry, which part did I fuck up?
User avatar #507 - Lawliett (06/25/2010) [-]
you skipped the entire first half of the song...
User avatar #511 - braydonbond (06/25/2010) [-]
And did you read the comment above mine? He did the first half.
User avatar #518 - Lawliett (06/25/2010) [-]
those are just three lines...
User avatar #523 - braydonbond (06/25/2010) [-]
*facepalm to myself* HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THAT?!
User avatar #524 - Lawliett (06/25/2010) [-]
*wipes sweat off forehead knowing that people don't think he was randomly trolling
User avatar #490 - XxNearliekbaconxX (06/25/2010) [-]
I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely is a dream
Mama this surely is a dream
Yeah mama this must be my dream
User avatar #474 - XxNearliekbaconxX (06/25/2010) [-]
yes.
#125 - BBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZwhat?BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZicanthearyo… 06/24/2010 on Hogwarts IS real! +3
#147 - mmmh.....whale?....oil?......>.> 06/24/2010 on Say it out loud 0
#144 - james may is sooo funny when he fails 06/24/2010 on Hammond , Troll face ! +2
#201 - exactly what i was gonna say 06/24/2010 on Remember This Guy? 0
#373 - how old are you? 6?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2010 on Toy Story Argument -3
#624 - MeemerOneFourSeven (06/23/2010) [-]
hahaha! exactly. I'm a six year old who's parents don't check their history or dont care that I go on funnyjunk daily and even have an account. I am also very educated in the area of cuss words. makes sense.
#387 - anonymous (06/23/2010) [-]
please just hurry up and hang yourself like you promised
#382 - SynysterBacon (06/23/2010) [-]
How small is your mental capacity? Honestly. How Old Are You? Maple Syrup? Gf GTFO.
#366 - wow, im gonna be straight with you guys.....but really..toy st…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/23/2010 on Toy Story Argument -13
#745 - KINGofLAWLS (06/23/2010) [-]
FUCK YOU
#379 - robzor (06/23/2010) [-]
damn canadians.
User avatar #372 - Funnypics (06/23/2010) [-]
Somebody obviously never grew up with 1 and 2...
#369 - MeemerOneFourSeven (06/23/2010) [-]
wow, Im gonna be really straight with you...but really...being a jerk? you should really fuck off, unless you're normally a douche, then i go hang myself
User avatar #373 - Canadian (06/23/2010) [-]
how old are you? 6?
#624 - MeemerOneFourSeven (06/23/2010) [-]
hahaha! exactly. I'm a six year old who's parents don't check their history or dont care that I go on funnyjunk daily and even have an account. I am also very educated in the area of cuss words. makes sense.
#387 - anonymous (06/23/2010) [-]
please just hurry up and hang yourself like you promised
#382 - SynysterBacon (06/23/2010) [-]
How small is your mental capacity? Honestly. How Old Are You? Maple Syrup? Gf GTFO.
User avatar #368 - Skrufymunky (06/23/2010) [-]
Pix please :)
#564 - oh gawd....  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2010 on B A C O (Flat Chested Blues) N 0
#565 - IherdUlikeMudkipz (06/23/2010) [-]
lol kidding
#714 - ps3 online doesnt suck...its free. would you rather pay or get…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2010 on Consoles +1
#755 - ISomeOneElseI (06/23/2010) [-]
I'd rather pay for xbox's online and massive community and sweet games then buy an overpriced ps3 for the couple of good exclusives they have....
#712 - might be hatin' here, but 360 is wack 06/22/2010 on Consoles 0
#202 - wow... 06/22/2010 on Don't Cry (Spoiler) -1
#350 - play gta FLASHBACK  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2010 on stereotypical nigger pt1 +4
User avatar #354 - rebelnerdone (06/22/2010) [-]
...
can't...resist...
Look out C.J. the train!!
#50 - i have about 800 friends on facebook.....not scared to admit it 06/22/2010 on Pie charts pt. 2 +1
#143 - wow, if you think of high school like that, then you are a hig…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2010 on Pie charts pt. 3 +1
#163 - xXMemeGuyXx (06/22/2010) [-]
*bastard
#40 - wow! hes learning so fas- 06/22/2010 on NINJA TRAINING +1
#147 - well played. 06/21/2010 on Got serious +1
#140 - funny because....  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2010 on Got serious +7
User avatar #141 - Razack (06/21/2010) [-]
this happened between you and a moose?
User avatar #147 - Canadian (06/21/2010) [-]
well played.
#142 - RyderSechrest (06/21/2010) [-]
KAPOW!
#117 - thats not really nice :(  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2010 on You decide +3
User avatar #220 - sparkieemae (06/21/2010) [-]
I'm sorry Canadian. But you have to admit responsibility in this.
#256 - weird....it just did the same thin- ohhhhh you bitch 06/20/2010 on DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN THIS... +1
#418 - get this to #1 so everybody will understand 06/20/2010 on Fuck this shit. +9
#36 - LAMEREST  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2010 on VUVUZELAAAAH 0
User avatar #42 - iTzZac (06/20/2010) [-]
LAMARESTITTYBAREST
#34 - *lamest  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2010 on VUVUZELAAAAH -1
#35 - khthreefan (06/20/2010) [-]
LAMEST!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #36 - Canadian (06/20/2010) [-]
LAMEREST
User avatar #42 - iTzZac (06/20/2010) [-]
LAMARESTITTYBAREST
#300 - lol tags 06/20/2010 on Zomba's Pick Up Lines: No. 2 +1
#176 - anon win 06/20/2010 on Is vuvuzela an instrument? 0
#175 - BBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 06/20/2010 on Is vuvuzela an instrument? -3

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User avatar #109 - mrspensy (12/29/2012) [-]
I want you name.
User avatar #107 - amdim (02/24/2011) [-]
I LOVE CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#105 - Crusader ONLINE (12/02/2010) [-]
WOOOOO
CANADA!!!!
WOOOOOO
#93 - TrailerParkBoys (11/07/2010) [-]
if you are canadian have you ever watch Trailer Park Boys
User avatar #94 to #94 - Canadian (11/07/2010) [-]
NO DUH
User avatar #97 to #96 - Canadian (11/07/2010) [-]
what
im probably more canadian than you
look at my name
#98 to #98 - TrailerParkBoys (11/07/2010) [-]
hey buddy it's not the name makes you canadian it's living it
User avatar #99 to #99 - Canadian (11/08/2010) [-]
WULL
im canadian...alllll i gotta say, bud
#100 to #100 - TrailerParkBoys (11/08/2010) [-]
congratulations you pass the test no matter what you still admit your canadian you desevre this medal
User avatar #101 to #101 - Canadian (11/08/2010) [-]
I AM CANADIAN
....
im lost haha
#102 to #102 - TrailerParkBoys (11/08/2010) [-]
who cares you got a medal

lets party

DRINKS ALL AROUND!!!!!!!
User avatar #103 to #103 - Canadian (11/08/2010) [-]
YEAAAH
#96 to #96 - TrailerParkBoys (11/07/2010) [-]
that makes you not canadian from a real canadian
User avatar #90 - matstripe (09/04/2010) [-]
sub 4 sub? i just did :3
User avatar #82 - GoFlamesGo (08/24/2010) [-]
Hey I noticed your Canadian, im guessing you're a hockey fan.... GO FLAMES GO
User avatar #92 to #83 - ACanadianEh (10/27/2010) [-]
Canucks :P
User avatar #83 to #83 - Canadian (08/24/2010) [-]
GO SENS GO
User avatar #85 to #84 - GoFlamesGo (08/24/2010) [-]
YOOO SENS ARE MY FAV TEAM TOO!!!!!!!! FLAMES AND SENS ARE TIED. SENS EAST, FLAMES WEST. I been A sens fan longer then Flames. 10 years sen, 6 a Flame
User avatar #87 to #86 - Canadian (08/25/2010) [-]
awesomeee!
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User avatar #86 to #85 - Canadian (08/25/2010) [-]
haha sweet. back from what? :p
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User avatar #91 to #89 - Canadian (09/06/2010) [-]
oh yeah, well i came back but i just dont go as often
User avatar #80 - UrMomsStripperPole (08/06/2010) [-]
o hai... i heard you're canadian
User avatar #81 to #81 - Canadian (08/07/2010) [-]
well yes, i am
User avatar #79 - matstripe (07/13/2010) [-]
im from ontario i think we will go together pretty good
User avatar #77 - ACanadianEh (06/02/2010) [-]
Canadaaaaa **** YEAH!
#72 - FatAbbot **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
my military unit train in canada every year. your forces are 1000 time more train than america army
User avatar #106 to #73 - Crusader ONLINE (12/02/2010) [-]
Thats because Canadian Armed Forces focus on quality, not quantity, no offense
#108 to #107 - anonymous (06/08/2011) [-]
Actually, US troops are considered well trained. And the Navy SEALS are perhaps the best SF in the world.
User avatar #73 to #73 - Canadian (05/23/2010) [-]
awesome!
#74 to #74 - FatAbbot **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
i am currently deployed in chechnya to combat terrorist threat and we work with several canadian units (cant say more than that though, for diplomacy reasons)
User avatar #75 to #75 - Canadian (05/23/2010) [-]
lol ok
User avatar #71 - EpicSauce (05/21/2010) [-]
i live in a little place in the NORTH WEST TERRITORES !!! up here you live as a real canadian !
#70 - jdrockz (05/20/2010) [-]
i to am Canadian so u no bonded 4 life
User avatar #68 - icyco (05/19/2010) [-]
I had to add you as a friend once i saw your name. Fellow canadian reporting for duty.
User avatar #69 to #69 - Canadian (05/20/2010) [-]
yessir
User avatar #54 - iluvDragonAge (05/12/2010) [-]
I have a strange obsession with Canada and its inhabitants.... <3
User avatar #57 to #55 - Canadian (05/12/2010) [-]
lol nice:P
User avatar #58 to #58 - iluvDragonAge (05/12/2010) [-]
i have always wanted to move to Canada..
User avatar #59 to #59 - Canadian (05/12/2010) [-]
aww thats nice, youre in US right?
User avatar #60 to #60 - iluvDragonAge (05/12/2010) [-]
yeaa, I have always figured that Canada is wayy better
User avatar #52 - kayyyla (05/10/2010) [-]
Im from Ottawa too :O
#63 to #53 - bergerperson **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64 to #64 - Canadian (05/12/2010) [-]
SWEET!
User avatar #53 to #53 - Canadian (05/10/2010) [-]
awesome! :D
User avatar #45 - eleanorhowe (05/06/2010) [-]
Toronto all the way. :)
Where do you live in Ontario?
User avatar #46 to #46 - Canadian (05/06/2010) [-]
Ottawa :P
User avatar #47 to #47 - eleanorhowe (05/06/2010) [-]
Cool, there's a building devoted to my Great grandfather there. :)
User avatar #48 to #48 - Canadian (05/06/2010) [-]
lol which one? :)
User avatar #49 to #49 - eleanorhowe (05/06/2010) [-]
C.D. Howe building, I think. I've never been but my dad's told me about it.
User avatar #50 to #50 - Canadian (05/06/2010) [-]
yeap i think i know it :P
User avatar #51 to #51 - eleanorhowe (05/06/2010) [-]
Haha, awesome. :D
User avatar #56 to #52 - enternamehere (05/12/2010) [-]
r u in toronto or GTA?
User avatar #36 - TheAmericadian (04/28/2010) [-]
CANADA FTW!! Lived in America,not as great.

Ontario and Nova Scotia!!! :D

EH?
User avatar #37 to #36 - Canadian (04/28/2010) [-]
YES! Ontario all the wayy
User avatar #38 to #37 - TheAmericadian (04/28/2010) [-]
Yepp. I just like Nova Scotia cause Sidney Crosby is from there and they have ******* awesome sea food.

Not an Ontario hockey fan though,Pittsburgh also FTW!
User avatar #39 to #38 - Canadian (04/28/2010) [-]
yesss, i went to nova scotia, very niice....peggys cove
User avatar #40 to #39 - TheAmericadian (04/28/2010) [-]
I went to Halifax. It was pretty awesome. Then I went to Montreal and I had to carry a freaking handheld translator with me. (not the best at French)

You're from O Town? Hamilton here. And it's ******* freezing.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Canadian (04/28/2010) [-]
Yeah its pretty good outside here, fridayits gonna be like 23-24 Celcius :D hbu?
User avatar #42 to #41 - TheAmericadian (04/29/2010) [-]
It's supposed to be 21 Celsius tomorrow. Which is pretty warm =D My cousin is coming to Ontario for her 19th birthday to get sloshed lol. One of the reasons Canada is better than the US,lower drinking age.
User avatar #43 to #42 - Canadian (04/29/2010) [-]
yesss lol.
User avatar #35 - loopymatpi (04/27/2010) [-]
MONTREAL FTW!
User avatar #32 - uGoTpWnD (04/27/2010) [-]
OTTAWA IS ******* AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #33 to #32 - Canadian (04/27/2010) [-]
**** YEAH ITS SNOWING!
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