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Date Signed Up:1/04/2010
Location:ONTARIO IN CANADA OR THE COUNTRY ABOVE USA OR IN NORTH AMERICA O
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#62 - **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2010 on Close Enough +2
User avatar #71 - justdefy (05/02/2010) [-]
i thought that was funny :(
#60 - **Canadian rolls 3** <--- between 7 and 9 close enough  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2010 on Close Enough -5
User avatar #62 - Canadian (05/02/2010) [-]
fuck.
User avatar #71 - justdefy (05/02/2010) [-]
i thought that was funny :(
#65 - heres another idea! THERES A ******* SUGGESTIO… 05/02/2010 on Funnyjunk idea 0
#57 - lol i hate when my parents ask what are you doing....uuugghhh.…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/02/2010 on Rage Guy Compilation +7
User avatar #196 - hatersgonnahate (05/03/2010) [-]
haters gonna hate
User avatar #79 - newbeck (05/02/2010) [-]
*loud ass porn in the background*
User avatar #89 - Canadian (05/02/2010) [-]
*cough cough*
User avatar #91 - newbeck (05/02/2010) [-]
Dear do you have a cold?
No ma i'm good!!!!
well I'm coming over to make sure ur okay just in case.
*hangs up phone*
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #93 - Canadian (05/02/2010) [-]
*hides lube and porn magazines*
*trips over his own boxers*
User avatar #96 - newbeck (05/02/2010) [-]
*rolls over as mom walks in*
*moms sees dick*
m-mom i can explain.......
*mom faints and later dies in ambulance*
#109 - fuckinganonymous (05/02/2010) [-]
*you later find out you have testicular cancer and can never fap again*
User avatar #117 - Canadian (05/02/2010) [-]
*takes gun*
#156 - fuckinganonymous (05/02/2010) [-]
*goes on killing rampage ending in suicide*
#82 - if a man is born deaf then in what language is he thinking?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2010 on Philosophoraptor... +4
User avatar #87 - noahz (05/02/2010) [-]
sign language...
#96 - zorgon (05/02/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #206 - noahz (05/03/2010) [-]
it would be awesome to have thoughts in hand gestures. "i love you"... thumb over finger curve index finger
#178 - lol, shes a ninja 05/02/2010 on Oh Shi- -1
#125 - Braille 05/02/2010 on Philosoraptor +1
#124 - why you say belly button 2 times? 05/02/2010 on Philosoraptor +1
#216 - its K-IM POSSIBLE  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2010 on MONDO SCANDAL! 0
User avatar #219 - ItsBrianna (05/02/2010) [-]
*mutters* call me beep me if you wanna reach me, when you wanna reach me it's okay, whenever you need me baby, CALL ME BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME!
#215 - we have a new page: fj mag. 05/02/2010 on MONDO SCANDAL! 0
#91 - hypnotized by a KFC bucket 05/02/2010 on WTF +3
#100 - by a fat chode 05/02/2010 on Video Game Lols 2.5 +1
#116 - gracias. 05/02/2010 on 25 Random Facts 2 0
#142 - we have dicks nuff' said  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2010 on Why Men are Awsome and... +3
#152 - anonymous (05/02/2010) [-]
you represent all of us Canadians
#190 - "get me a ******* KFC bucket and nobody dies"  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2010 on Hostage Situation +11
User avatar #192 - Lolochamp (05/02/2010) [-]
U MADE ME LOL SO BAD!

ROCK ON!
User avatar #201 - SheWolfie (05/02/2010) [-]
and we dont care what fucking color it is!!!
as long as its chicken we dont fucking care
User avatar #381 - Lolochamp (05/18/2010) [-]
soooo true!
#79 - looks like..... *puts on sunglasses* naah i lost it.... …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2010 on Townsen Pokemon Adv. 2 +25
User avatar #88 - johntractorman (05/01/2010) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#148 - *takes sunglasses* *crushes them* **************** 05/01/2010 on Man vs Mermaid +1
#533 - lmao, 3 days ago everybody said mondo was gonna 'save' funnyjunk 05/01/2010 on Mondo +2
#230 - how many of you...cross their legs and then realizing they loo…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2010 on How Many Of You Do This? +3
#241 - decore (05/01/2010) [-]
i usually cross them and crush my balls bucause i have fat legs :(
User avatar #248 - TribalLeader (05/01/2010) [-]
tabby, tabby hahahaha i will now proceed to hurt your feelings, hahahaha
#255 - decore (05/01/2010) [-]
wtf is tabby a cat?
User avatar #259 - TribalLeader (05/01/2010) [-]
well, tabby is the slang definition of a person of exceptional weight or mass,
and in the comment before i clearly called you slightly obese
#276 - decore (05/01/2010) [-]
i would have acepted tubby with no questions asked
#246 - anonymous (05/01/2010) [-]
Haha
#113 - who would fap to Shepard?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2010 on Soap Fap -13
User avatar #198 - SinclairSolutions (05/02/2010) [-]
This so called "Canadian", is a fraud, observe closely his comment, observer closely his question, particualy the end of the question......were the fuck is the eh?!!!

We must burn it with incinerate 3 (fire)!!!!!
#199 - anonymous (05/02/2010) [-]
Silly americans, always up and about with their stereotypes, eh.

Now if you excuse me, I'm late for work, and my ride is here.

*gets on a moose.

Oh by the way, the penguins in my igloo say hi :)
User avatar #200 - SinclairSolutions (05/02/2010) [-]
You have earned my thumb, anon, no matter, you have no use for it.....

Well played anon well played.
#70 - its normal that cows are in the kitchen... 05/01/2010 on Cow In Kitchen -1
#79 - YES  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2010 on Mondo vs. DSend 0
#92 - Canadiann (04/30/2010) [-]
YESS
#378 - I LIEK MY MOMA! 04/29/2010 on Another Mondo Pun -4
#582 - Real story: a woman was walking in a field in England and she …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2010 on IT FELL FROM THE SKY! +1
User avatar #590 - dockoty (04/29/2010) [-]
True story: A woman died shortly after having a near death experience. God smites ugly bitches for not making a "sammich" for Him.
PS: I am sorry, God. I do not mean that, for you do not "Smite ugly
"@#%$*@!"
#43 - yesss lol. 04/29/2010 on Canadian's profile 0

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User avatar #109 - mrspensy (12/29/2012) [-]
I want you name.
User avatar #107 - amdim (02/24/2011) [-]
I LOVE CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#105 - Crusader (12/02/2010) [-]
WOOOOO
CANADA!!!!
WOOOOOO
#93 - TrailerParkBoys (11/07/2010) [-]
if you are canadian have you ever watch Trailer Park Boys
User avatar #94 to #94 - Canadian (11/07/2010) [-]
NO DUH
User avatar #97 to #96 - Canadian (11/07/2010) [-]
what
im probably more canadian than you
look at my name
#98 to #98 - TrailerParkBoys (11/07/2010) [-]
hey buddy it's not the name makes you canadian it's living it
User avatar #99 to #99 - Canadian (11/08/2010) [-]
WULL
im canadian...alllll i gotta say, bud
#100 to #100 - TrailerParkBoys (11/08/2010) [-]
congratulations you pass the test no matter what you still admit your canadian you desevre this medal
User avatar #101 to #101 - Canadian (11/08/2010) [-]
I AM CANADIAN
....
im lost haha
#102 to #102 - TrailerParkBoys (11/08/2010) [-]
who cares you got a medal

lets party

DRINKS ALL AROUND!!!!!!!
User avatar #103 to #103 - Canadian (11/08/2010) [-]
YEAAAH
#96 to #96 - TrailerParkBoys (11/07/2010) [-]
that makes you not canadian from a real canadian
User avatar #90 - matstripe (09/04/2010) [-]
sub 4 sub? i just did :3
User avatar #82 - GoFlamesGo (08/24/2010) [-]
Hey I noticed your Canadian, im guessing you're a hockey fan.... GO FLAMES GO
User avatar #92 to #83 - ACanadianEh (10/27/2010) [-]
Canucks :P
User avatar #83 to #83 - Canadian (08/24/2010) [-]
GO SENS GO
User avatar #85 to #84 - GoFlamesGo (08/24/2010) [-]
YOOO SENS ARE MY FAV TEAM TOO!!!!!!!! FLAMES AND SENS ARE TIED. SENS EAST, FLAMES WEST. I been A sens fan longer then Flames. 10 years sen, 6 a Flame
User avatar #87 to #86 - Canadian (08/25/2010) [-]
awesomeee!
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User avatar #86 to #85 - Canadian (08/25/2010) [-]
haha sweet. back from what? :p
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User avatar #91 to #89 - Canadian (09/06/2010) [-]
oh yeah, well i came back but i just dont go as often
User avatar #80 - UrMomsStripperPole (08/06/2010) [-]
o hai... i heard you're canadian
User avatar #81 to #81 - Canadian (08/07/2010) [-]
well yes, i am
User avatar #79 - matstripe (07/13/2010) [-]
im from ontario i think we will go together pretty good
User avatar #77 - ACanadianEh (06/02/2010) [-]
Canadaaaaa **** YEAH!
#72 - FatAbbot **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
my military unit train in canada every year. your forces are 1000 time more train than america army
User avatar #106 to #73 - Crusader (12/02/2010) [-]
Thats because Canadian Armed Forces focus on quality, not quantity, no offense
#108 to #107 - anonymous (06/08/2011) [-]
Actually, US troops are considered well trained. And the Navy SEALS are perhaps the best SF in the world.
User avatar #73 to #73 - Canadian (05/23/2010) [-]
awesome!
#74 to #74 - FatAbbot **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
i am currently deployed in chechnya to combat terrorist threat and we work with several canadian units (cant say more than that though, for diplomacy reasons)
User avatar #75 to #75 - Canadian (05/23/2010) [-]
lol ok
User avatar #71 - EpicSauce (05/21/2010) [-]
i live in a little place in the NORTH WEST TERRITORES !!! up here you live as a real canadian !
#70 - jdrockz (05/20/2010) [-]
i to am Canadian so u no bonded 4 life
User avatar #68 - icyco (05/19/2010) [-]
I had to add you as a friend once i saw your name. Fellow canadian reporting for duty.
User avatar #69 to #69 - Canadian (05/20/2010) [-]
yessir
User avatar #54 - iluvDragonAge (05/12/2010) [-]
I have a strange obsession with Canada and its inhabitants.... <3
User avatar #57 to #55 - Canadian (05/12/2010) [-]
lol nice:P
User avatar #58 to #58 - iluvDragonAge (05/12/2010) [-]
i have always wanted to move to Canada..
User avatar #59 to #59 - Canadian (05/12/2010) [-]
aww thats nice, youre in US right?
User avatar #60 to #60 - iluvDragonAge (05/12/2010) [-]
yeaa, I have always figured that Canada is wayy better
User avatar #52 - kayyyla (05/10/2010) [-]
Im from Ottawa too :O
#63 to #53 - bergerperson **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64 to #64 - Canadian (05/12/2010) [-]
SWEET!
User avatar #53 to #53 - Canadian (05/10/2010) [-]
awesome! :D
User avatar #45 - eleanorhowe (05/06/2010) [-]
Toronto all the way. :)
Where do you live in Ontario?
User avatar #46 to #46 - Canadian (05/06/2010) [-]
Ottawa :P
User avatar #47 to #47 - eleanorhowe (05/06/2010) [-]
Cool, there's a building devoted to my Great grandfather there. :)
User avatar #48 to #48 - Canadian (05/06/2010) [-]
lol which one? :)
User avatar #49 to #49 - eleanorhowe (05/06/2010) [-]
C.D. Howe building, I think. I've never been but my dad's told me about it.
User avatar #50 to #50 - Canadian (05/06/2010) [-]
yeap i think i know it :P
User avatar #51 to #51 - eleanorhowe (05/06/2010) [-]
Haha, awesome. :D
User avatar #56 to #52 - enternamehere (05/12/2010) [-]
r u in toronto or GTA?
User avatar #36 - TheAmericadian (04/28/2010) [-]
CANADA FTW!! Lived in America,not as great.

Ontario and Nova Scotia!!! :D

EH?
User avatar #37 to #36 - Canadian (04/28/2010) [-]
YES! Ontario all the wayy
User avatar #38 to #37 - TheAmericadian (04/28/2010) [-]
Yepp. I just like Nova Scotia cause Sidney Crosby is from there and they have ******* awesome sea food.

Not an Ontario hockey fan though,Pittsburgh also FTW!
User avatar #39 to #38 - Canadian (04/28/2010) [-]
yesss, i went to nova scotia, very niice....peggys cove
User avatar #40 to #39 - TheAmericadian (04/28/2010) [-]
I went to Halifax. It was pretty awesome. Then I went to Montreal and I had to carry a freaking handheld translator with me. (not the best at French)

You're from O Town? Hamilton here. And it's ******* freezing.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Canadian (04/28/2010) [-]
Yeah its pretty good outside here, fridayits gonna be like 23-24 Celcius :D hbu?
User avatar #42 to #41 - TheAmericadian (04/29/2010) [-]
It's supposed to be 21 Celsius tomorrow. Which is pretty warm =D My cousin is coming to Ontario for her 19th birthday to get sloshed lol. One of the reasons Canada is better than the US,lower drinking age.
User avatar #43 to #42 - Canadian (04/29/2010) [-]
yesss lol.
User avatar #35 - loopymatpi (04/27/2010) [-]
MONTREAL FTW!
User avatar #32 - uGoTpWnD (04/27/2010) [-]
OTTAWA IS ******* AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #33 to #32 - Canadian (04/27/2010) [-]
**** YEAH ITS SNOWING!
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