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Date Signed Up:1/04/2010
Location:ONTARIO IN CANADA OR THE COUNTRY ABOVE USA OR IN NORTH AMERICA O
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#36 - those tits look deformed 06/07/2010 on Me in grade school +2
#76 - way to go xaviersstuff  [+] (7 new replies) 06/07/2010 on iPod Ads Through History +10
User avatar #78 - AwesomePuff (06/07/2010) [-]
way to go xaviersstuff
User avatar #81 - grundo (06/07/2010) [-]
way to go xavierstuff
#92 - crumbsthehobo (06/07/2010) [-]
way to go xavierstuff
#222 - Xavierstufff (06/07/2010) [-]
way to go me
#198 - deephalen has deleted their comment.
#248 - deephalen has deleted their comment.
User avatar #210 - ifeltlikeit (06/07/2010) [-]
Way to go xavierstuff
#424 - **Canadian rolls 061,577,215**  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2010 on Will vs. Justin bieber 0
#628 - anonymous (06/06/2010) [-]
we have you to blame for the abomination known as justin bieber


Bacon sammich forever
#101 - 5 bucks that bathing suit is custom 06/06/2010 on FAT MAN DIVE BOMB +8
#234 - im out in 2 weeks  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2010 on The last day of school +1
User avatar #236 - Rageguyftw (06/06/2010) [-]
i leave that dump in 4 weeks
#138 - i give mikeyjam all my internets, bacon, ham, maple syrup, a b…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2010 on Trevor +2
#153 - TheSammichQueen (06/06/2010) [-]
...........i was gonna thumb that, until i read the last one. isnt herpes more of a punishment? lol....
#524 - wait..if there are more creatures in your mouth than on earth.… 06/06/2010 on You Never Knew 19 +2
#131 - back in my day you failed and still fail 06/06/2010 on Back in my day. . . +1
#94 - ror! makre more! 06/06/2010 on My Funnyjunk +1
#112 - don't ******* cry..... 06/06/2010 on I think your cute 0
#270 - kk im sorry for you American citizens. I take back what i said… 06/06/2010 on Hitler Bush 0
#263 - thats why i said MOST  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2010 on Hitler Bush 0
User avatar #309 - sugarsnakk (06/06/2010) [-]
MOST aren't. Statistically speaking, only 1.0% of america IS illiterate.
#262 - *cough cough* the car was invented in belgium so i wouldnt be … 06/06/2010 on Hitler Bush 0
#218 - more stuff than you can even imagine...thats why people think …  [+] (15 new replies) 06/06/2010 on Hitler Bush -4
#264 - EthiPopia (06/06/2010) [-]
That's why you wrote "youre" instead of "you're", right?

Silly canadian, MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES!
User avatar #236 - TheRealEFG (06/06/2010) [-]
well if you guys get invaded then we'll have to defend you, i wouldnt be mocking us
#228 - Blubcake (06/06/2010) [-]
really more stuff then we can imagine well then why dont you tell us
User avatar #222 - AwesomePuff (06/06/2010) [-]
go ahead, give me a brief list
#230 - AlexTheSemiGreat (06/06/2010) [-]
Already did
User avatar #233 - AwesomePuff (06/06/2010) [-]
can you top......chuck norris, the car, the plane, and the internet?
User avatar #262 - Canadian (06/06/2010) [-]
*cough cough* the car was invented in belgium so i wouldnt be talking...but kudos on the internet and the plane
#242 - AlexTheSemiGreat (06/06/2010) [-]
The car was invented in Europe. We have you to thank for assembly lines. And I'm not saying Canada is any greater than the US. I just wish people would stop acting like the US is so much better. Your bound to produce more than us since we've got a 10th of your population.
User avatar #247 - AwesomePuff (06/06/2010) [-]
we are
#252 - AlexTheSemiGreat (06/06/2010) [-]
That was a sensible response that I gave you and I see its no use on a retarded American like yourself. I'm going to drop the Canada vs US topic but I will be sure to target your comments and posts from now on.
User avatar #286 - sugarsnakk (06/06/2010) [-]
Look dude, we aren't all illiterate, we actually have a literacy rate of 99.0% and Canada; 99.0% as well. Plus, we have a bigger population than you. And i will not drop my topic like you and your passive non-militaristic country, the thing is, Im stubborn as well as a lot of my country, and yes i'm saying we're better, at least, military-wise. And i hope you're respectful, and have a sensible reply, if not, i will not retaliate to bullshit.
#298 - AlexTheSemiGreat (06/06/2010) [-]
This isn't even your argument. Go away.
User avatar #331 - sugarsnakk (06/06/2010) [-]
*claps* way to stoop to awesomepuff's level. And i know you said that because you had nothing else to say, and i know i said i wont retaliate, but i wont be told what to do either. For me, that overrules my retaliation plea.
#342 - AlexTheSemiGreat (06/06/2010) [-]
I'm not trying to stoop to anyones level. I think it's a dick move to come into an argument acting like you've been a participant the whole time. And you are correct, I had nothing else to say because I was done with the argument.
User avatar #353 - sugarsnakk (06/06/2010) [-]
I have gained respect for you now, and i will consider mys- w-w-w-w-wait. THIS IS FUNNYJUNK why are we having this arguement? its not like it matters, its the internet. we are both users and love this site, or at least i do i dont know about you, so techinacally we should be friends, or frenemies.... herm....
#205 - and that shows why most people think americans are dumbasses..…  [+] (38 new replies) 06/06/2010 on Hitler Bush -7
#385 - epicsnake (06/06/2010) [-]
i dont know a person who liked bush, unless they were inbred southern klan members.
User avatar #270 - Canadian (06/06/2010) [-]
kk im sorry for you American citizens. I take back what i said and i apologize
User avatar #266 - CanadianDork (06/06/2010) [-]
wow there goes our fucking reputation for not being complete retards.

*facepalm*
User avatar #261 - sugarsnakk (06/06/2010) [-]
not all americans are illiterate dip shits. you stereotypical asswipe.
User avatar #263 - Canadian (06/06/2010) [-]
thats why i said MOST
User avatar #309 - sugarsnakk (06/06/2010) [-]
MOST aren't. Statistically speaking, only 1.0% of america IS illiterate.
User avatar #241 - lazorman (06/06/2010) [-]
hahahahahahaha "offense" lol that made my day
User avatar #237 - Zimmy (06/06/2010) [-]
HEY! What are you doing off my head!?
Get back on there your crazy hat!
#213 - fktrojans (06/06/2010) [-]
Is that why the canadian spelled 'offense' wrong?
#376 - anonymous (06/06/2010) [-]
is that why the american spelt offence wrong?
#297 - anonymous (06/06/2010) [-]
@fktrojans

Actually it's spelt "offence" in every county except america.
#273 - FoulBachelorFrogs (06/06/2010) [-]
You can spell it both ways.

Remember you're speaking English, not American.

In English it's spelled "offence".
Canada 1
America 0
User avatar #211 - AwesomePuff (06/06/2010) [-]
what the fuck has canada accomplished?
#387 - zoonage (06/06/2010) [-]
maple syrup for pancakes?
User avatar #405 - AwesomePuff (06/06/2010) [-]
i cant imagine a world without that....
User avatar #224 - SirPrize (06/06/2010) [-]
Justin Bieber, unfortunately
#231 - AlexTheSemiGreat (06/06/2010) [-]
Don't mention Justin Bieber. We hate him just as much here.
#220 - AlexTheSemiGreat (06/06/2010) [-]
Free country? Peace keeping? Invention of bacon? Penicillin? The Guess Who? BTO?
#1175 - zoonage (06/10/2010) [-]
penicillin was used way before america was found by Europe it was used in middle east from mouldy bread
User avatar #227 - AwesomePuff (06/06/2010) [-]
bacon was made waaay before canada was formed as a country
User avatar #218 - Canadian (06/06/2010) [-]
more stuff than you can even imagine...thats why people think youre stupid...uneducated idiots..
#264 - EthiPopia (06/06/2010) [-]
That's why you wrote "youre" instead of "you're", right?

Silly canadian, MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES!
User avatar #236 - TheRealEFG (06/06/2010) [-]
well if you guys get invaded then we'll have to defend you, i wouldnt be mocking us
#228 - Blubcake (06/06/2010) [-]
really more stuff then we can imagine well then why dont you tell us
User avatar #222 - AwesomePuff (06/06/2010) [-]
go ahead, give me a brief list
#230 - AlexTheSemiGreat (06/06/2010) [-]
Already did
User avatar #233 - AwesomePuff (06/06/2010) [-]
can you top......chuck norris, the car, the plane, and the internet?
User avatar #262 - Canadian (06/06/2010) [-]
*cough cough* the car was invented in belgium so i wouldnt be talking...but kudos on the internet and the plane
#242 - AlexTheSemiGreat (06/06/2010) [-]
The car was invented in Europe. We have you to thank for assembly lines. And I'm not saying Canada is any greater than the US. I just wish people would stop acting like the US is so much better. Your bound to produce more than us since we've got a 10th of your population.
User avatar #247 - AwesomePuff (06/06/2010) [-]
we are
#252 - AlexTheSemiGreat (06/06/2010) [-]
That was a sensible response that I gave you and I see its no use on a retarded American like yourself. I'm going to drop the Canada vs US topic but I will be sure to target your comments and posts from now on.
User avatar #286 - sugarsnakk (06/06/2010) [-]
Look dude, we aren't all illiterate, we actually have a literacy rate of 99.0% and Canada; 99.0% as well. Plus, we have a bigger population than you. And i will not drop my topic like you and your passive non-militaristic country, the thing is, Im stubborn as well as a lot of my country, and yes i'm saying we're better, at least, military-wise. And i hope you're respectful, and have a sensible reply, if not, i will not retaliate to bullshit.
#298 - AlexTheSemiGreat (06/06/2010) [-]
This isn't even your argument. Go away.
User avatar #331 - sugarsnakk (06/06/2010) [-]
*claps* way to stoop to awesomepuff's level. And i know you said that because you had nothing else to say, and i know i said i wont retaliate, but i wont be told what to do either. For me, that overrules my retaliation plea.
#342 - AlexTheSemiGreat (06/06/2010) [-]
I'm not trying to stoop to anyones level. I think it's a dick move to come into an argument acting like you've been a participant the whole time. And you are correct, I had nothing else to say because I was done with the argument.
User avatar #353 - sugarsnakk (06/06/2010) [-]
I have gained respect for you now, and i will consider mys- w-w-w-w-wait. THIS IS FUNNYJUNK why are we having this arguement? its not like it matters, its the internet. we are both users and love this site, or at least i do i dont know about you, so techinacally we should be friends, or frenemies.... herm....
#215 - TheTerrorists (06/06/2010) [-]
Didn't they invent the zipper?
#208 - epicsnake (06/06/2010) [-]
sigh.. its so true.
#267 - famous last words : honey..wanna have sex? what volcano? nahh … 06/06/2010 on True Love +1
#100 - cat: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- 06/06/2010 on Lol +2
#98 - YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! 06/06/2010 on Lotr Oil spill -1
#66 - SHUT THE **** UP!!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2010 on MLIA +8
#71 - djseff (06/05/2010) [-]
will both of you just stfu an stop being fags
#69 - front page! this is funny 06/04/2010 on BP meme -1
#177 - **Canadian rolls 843** triple dsend gtfo from funnyjunk  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2010 on Horatio -3
User avatar #189 - shapow (06/04/2010) [-]
**shapow rolls 755**
User avatar #190 - shapow (06/04/2010) [-]
Close enough!
#20 - oil spill + justin beibers vagina = topless beach VOILA ! 06/04/2010 on Oil Spill Problem Solved 0
#524 - Wake up in the morning feeling like Xavierstuff Wake up in…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2010 on EPIC COMMENTS WIN! +9
#766 - akabaraalchemist (06/05/2010) [-]
you spelled it wrong...
User avatar #541 - IcyKool (06/04/2010) [-]
hahahah nice
#534 - LyshoSavior (06/04/2010) [-]
Ahaha i get it
#280 - to be honnest...britain makes some very good submarines too  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2010 on Poland +2
#283 - anonymous (06/04/2010) [-]
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#112 - this is in the front page because?.... 06/04/2010 on Realization. +3

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User avatar #109 - mrspensy (12/29/2012) [-]
I want you name.
User avatar #107 - amdim (02/24/2011) [-]
I LOVE CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#105 - Crusader (12/02/2010) [-]
WOOOOO
CANADA!!!!
WOOOOOO
#93 - TrailerParkBoys (11/07/2010) [-]
if you are canadian have you ever watch Trailer Park Boys
User avatar #94 to #94 - Canadian (11/07/2010) [-]
NO DUH
User avatar #97 to #96 - Canadian (11/07/2010) [-]
what
im probably more canadian than you
look at my name
#98 to #98 - TrailerParkBoys (11/07/2010) [-]
hey buddy it's not the name makes you canadian it's living it
User avatar #99 to #99 - Canadian (11/08/2010) [-]
WULL
im canadian...alllll i gotta say, bud
#100 to #100 - TrailerParkBoys (11/08/2010) [-]
congratulations you pass the test no matter what you still admit your canadian you desevre this medal
User avatar #101 to #101 - Canadian (11/08/2010) [-]
I AM CANADIAN
....
im lost haha
#102 to #102 - TrailerParkBoys (11/08/2010) [-]
who cares you got a medal

lets party

DRINKS ALL AROUND!!!!!!!
User avatar #103 to #103 - Canadian (11/08/2010) [-]
YEAAAH
#96 to #96 - TrailerParkBoys (11/07/2010) [-]
that makes you not canadian from a real canadian
User avatar #90 - matstripe (09/04/2010) [-]
sub 4 sub? i just did :3
User avatar #82 - GoFlamesGo (08/24/2010) [-]
Hey I noticed your Canadian, im guessing you're a hockey fan.... GO FLAMES GO
User avatar #92 to #83 - ACanadianEh (10/27/2010) [-]
Canucks :P
User avatar #83 to #83 - Canadian (08/24/2010) [-]
GO SENS GO
User avatar #85 to #84 - GoFlamesGo (08/24/2010) [-]
YOOO SENS ARE MY FAV TEAM TOO!!!!!!!! FLAMES AND SENS ARE TIED. SENS EAST, FLAMES WEST. I been A sens fan longer then Flames. 10 years sen, 6 a Flame
User avatar #87 to #86 - Canadian (08/25/2010) [-]
awesomeee!
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User avatar #86 to #85 - Canadian (08/25/2010) [-]
haha sweet. back from what? :p
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User avatar #91 to #89 - Canadian (09/06/2010) [-]
oh yeah, well i came back but i just dont go as often
User avatar #80 - UrMomsStripperPole (08/06/2010) [-]
o hai... i heard you're canadian
User avatar #81 to #81 - Canadian (08/07/2010) [-]
well yes, i am
User avatar #79 - matstripe (07/13/2010) [-]
im from ontario i think we will go together pretty good
User avatar #77 - ACanadianEh (06/02/2010) [-]
Canadaaaaa **** YEAH!
#72 - FatAbbot **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
my military unit train in canada every year. your forces are 1000 time more train than america army
User avatar #106 to #73 - Crusader (12/02/2010) [-]
Thats because Canadian Armed Forces focus on quality, not quantity, no offense
#108 to #107 - anonymous (06/08/2011) [-]
Actually, US troops are considered well trained. And the Navy SEALS are perhaps the best SF in the world.
User avatar #73 to #73 - Canadian (05/23/2010) [-]
awesome!
#74 to #74 - FatAbbot **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
i am currently deployed in chechnya to combat terrorist threat and we work with several canadian units (cant say more than that though, for diplomacy reasons)
User avatar #75 to #75 - Canadian (05/23/2010) [-]
lol ok
User avatar #71 - EpicSauce (05/21/2010) [-]
i live in a little place in the NORTH WEST TERRITORES !!! up here you live as a real canadian !
#70 - jdrockz (05/20/2010) [-]
i to am Canadian so u no bonded 4 life
User avatar #68 - icyco (05/19/2010) [-]
I had to add you as a friend once i saw your name. Fellow canadian reporting for duty.
User avatar #69 to #69 - Canadian (05/20/2010) [-]
yessir
User avatar #54 - iluvDragonAge (05/12/2010) [-]
I have a strange obsession with Canada and its inhabitants.... <3
User avatar #57 to #55 - Canadian (05/12/2010) [-]
lol nice:P
User avatar #58 to #58 - iluvDragonAge (05/12/2010) [-]
i have always wanted to move to Canada..
User avatar #59 to #59 - Canadian (05/12/2010) [-]
aww thats nice, youre in US right?
User avatar #60 to #60 - iluvDragonAge (05/12/2010) [-]
yeaa, I have always figured that Canada is wayy better
User avatar #52 - kayyyla (05/10/2010) [-]
Im from Ottawa too :O
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User avatar #64 to #64 - Canadian (05/12/2010) [-]
SWEET!
User avatar #53 to #53 - Canadian (05/10/2010) [-]
awesome! :D
User avatar #45 - eleanorhowe (05/06/2010) [-]
Toronto all the way. :)
Where do you live in Ontario?
User avatar #46 to #46 - Canadian (05/06/2010) [-]
Ottawa :P
User avatar #47 to #47 - eleanorhowe (05/06/2010) [-]
Cool, there's a building devoted to my Great grandfather there. :)
User avatar #48 to #48 - Canadian (05/06/2010) [-]
lol which one? :)
User avatar #49 to #49 - eleanorhowe (05/06/2010) [-]
C.D. Howe building, I think. I've never been but my dad's told me about it.
User avatar #50 to #50 - Canadian (05/06/2010) [-]
yeap i think i know it :P
User avatar #51 to #51 - eleanorhowe (05/06/2010) [-]
Haha, awesome. :D
User avatar #56 to #52 - enternamehere (05/12/2010) [-]
r u in toronto or GTA?
User avatar #36 - TheAmericadian (04/28/2010) [-]
CANADA FTW!! Lived in America,not as great.

Ontario and Nova Scotia!!! :D

EH?
User avatar #37 to #36 - Canadian (04/28/2010) [-]
YES! Ontario all the wayy
User avatar #38 to #37 - TheAmericadian (04/28/2010) [-]
Yepp. I just like Nova Scotia cause Sidney Crosby is from there and they have ******* awesome sea food.

Not an Ontario hockey fan though,Pittsburgh also FTW!
User avatar #39 to #38 - Canadian (04/28/2010) [-]
yesss, i went to nova scotia, very niice....peggys cove
User avatar #40 to #39 - TheAmericadian (04/28/2010) [-]
I went to Halifax. It was pretty awesome. Then I went to Montreal and I had to carry a freaking handheld translator with me. (not the best at French)

You're from O Town? Hamilton here. And it's ******* freezing.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Canadian (04/28/2010) [-]
Yeah its pretty good outside here, fridayits gonna be like 23-24 Celcius :D hbu?
User avatar #42 to #41 - TheAmericadian (04/29/2010) [-]
It's supposed to be 21 Celsius tomorrow. Which is pretty warm =D My cousin is coming to Ontario for her 19th birthday to get sloshed lol. One of the reasons Canada is better than the US,lower drinking age.
User avatar #43 to #42 - Canadian (04/29/2010) [-]
yesss lol.
User avatar #35 - loopymatpi (04/27/2010) [-]
MONTREAL FTW!
User avatar #32 - uGoTpWnD (04/27/2010) [-]
OTTAWA IS ******* AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #33 to #32 - Canadian (04/27/2010) [-]
**** YEAH ITS SNOWING!
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