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User avatar #414 - fables (08/22/2014) [-]
boys liking women is not socially imposed lol
but the rest are
User avatar #417 - Cambro (08/22/2014) [-]
No, I mean womanizing, not being biologically attracted to. More like wanting to watch Jessica Simpson crawl soaking wet on the hood of a Ferrari for a goddamn Burger King commercial.
#32 - I have said before that I can do no speaking to your religious…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Cambro's profile 0
User avatar #33 - solomon (08/22/2014) [-]
he's right you know^ my dad is a pastor (which you can probably guess where i got my name from) he always suggests people read from john through the rest of the bible. mainly written by paul. it will give insight to what to do, what to avoid (in most of pauls letters it ends with things to stray away from, but also be weary of the time period as well) if you have any questions, ask
User avatar #34 - cognosceteipsum (08/23/2014) [-]
Thanks
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#85470 - Right, and as the cow is a holy figure it is more likely for a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85472 - nimba (08/21/2014) [-]
*sighing* yes fine
'There is no morality without thinking creatures like, but not necessarily limited to, humans capable of moralising in the first place. If there are aliens and if they are thinking creatures and if they are moralising beings then I doubt their morality looks anything like ours save those parts based on parsimonious group co-operation behavious'
User avatar #85474 - Cambro (08/21/2014) [-]
That last part is just a clever way of getting around my main objection--that principles hold no matter what. I'm guessing you'll take the parts "based on parsimonious group co-operation behaviors" to be something like murder is wrong? Here is a list (but not necessarily an exhaustive one) of the morals that I think are basic principles which you can treat as moral axioms:
1. Fidelity (keeping promises)
2. Murder is wrong (though this is difficult because murder is already a loaded word, meaning "killing of someone innocent")
3. Honesty (being truthful)
4. Non-malevolence (it is wrong to harm others)
5. Holding oneself with honor (that is, following all of the above as virtues).

Any of these 5 can be broken and still be moral in the right circumstances. For instance, lying to a Nazi about hiding Jews is ok because it helps you follow through on some other moral principles.

I will hold that these 5 are principles that are universal to all moral beings and that you will not find a culture that values vices as virtues. That is, you won't find a culture that says killing the innocent is morally obligatory in every sense or that lying is obligatory in every sense. These cannot be budged by society.

Would you grant that?
#85466 - I would disagree that morality is based on popular agreement. …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85469 - nimba (08/21/2014) [-]
You have simply collided two facts about hinduism without actually understanding them. The cow isn't so much a literal reincarnation of a hindu's grandmother as a representation of female kindness. While they do believe in reincarnation it is a far less literal reincarnation than buddhists. If it was, how could they reconcile eating anything? No, the cow in hinduism is a paganistic nature idol because it provides milk like the mother.
Besides, I think we have reached an impasse first because this is off topic and secondly you seem to believe in things that I just don't. There is no morality without humans therefore it is defined by humans is the skinny of what I consider true.
User avatar #85470 - Cambro (08/21/2014) [-]
Right, and as the cow is a holy figure it is more likely for a righteous person to be reincarnated as that being. The other creatures they would care less about because they weren't righteous people.

How do you argue that morality doesn't exist without humans? Do you mean to assert that there is no possible universe where another creature other than human beings can be moral creatures? What of aliens on another planet? Can they not do morality?
User avatar #85472 - nimba (08/21/2014) [-]
*sighing* yes fine
'There is no morality without thinking creatures like, but not necessarily limited to, humans capable of moralising in the first place. If there are aliens and if they are thinking creatures and if they are moralising beings then I doubt their morality looks anything like ours save those parts based on parsimonious group co-operation behavious'
User avatar #85474 - Cambro (08/21/2014) [-]
That last part is just a clever way of getting around my main objection--that principles hold no matter what. I'm guessing you'll take the parts "based on parsimonious group co-operation behaviors" to be something like murder is wrong? Here is a list (but not necessarily an exhaustive one) of the morals that I think are basic principles which you can treat as moral axioms:
1. Fidelity (keeping promises)
2. Murder is wrong (though this is difficult because murder is already a loaded word, meaning "killing of someone innocent")
3. Honesty (being truthful)
4. Non-malevolence (it is wrong to harm others)
5. Holding oneself with honor (that is, following all of the above as virtues).

Any of these 5 can be broken and still be moral in the right circumstances. For instance, lying to a Nazi about hiding Jews is ok because it helps you follow through on some other moral principles.

I will hold that these 5 are principles that are universal to all moral beings and that you will not find a culture that values vices as virtues. That is, you won't find a culture that says killing the innocent is morally obligatory in every sense or that lying is obligatory in every sense. These cannot be budged by society.

Would you grant that?

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User avatar #31 - cognosceteipsum (08/22/2014) [-]
Yo, I'm kind of scared of becoming a Christian. I've probably met Jesus and other ones of his followers with tattoos being their common ground, beautiful tattoos on the same place as arms. So, what am I afraid of?

The new intuitions. How will I THINK as a Christian? How will I see coincidences? How will I see myself , little flawed me?
User avatar #32 to #31 - Cambro (08/22/2014) [-]
I have said before that I can do no speaking to your religious experiences whether they be genuine or not, but if you are fully convinced that they were religious in nature and your faculties were properly functioning at the time that I have no choice but to believe you (why would you lie about that anyway?).

You'll decide your own theology and it'll come from Bible reading, research, and your own experience. If you're really serious about it I suggest finding a pastor to talk to. There are a lot of new Christian services at almost every church.

I wish to emphasize this before going any farther: Read Galatians 2. When you become a Christian you are crucified with Christ. You have taken that sinful body and put it in the tomb where Jesus lay. But you also will attain that resurrection as He walked out of the tomb. We will always be sinful until we reach full perfection in our fully resurrected bodies, but we also are new creations right now. Also read Ephesians 4:22-24. We, as Christians, are tasked to "put off our old self" and "put on our new self" with and through Christ. We become holy beings by our prayer and dedication to Christ.

Now about "little flawed" you--God doesn't see that. Read Romans 8. Christians are adopted children of God and are co-heirs with Christ. When Christ died for you he forgave all your sins; past, present, and future. There is no guilt needed. Forgive yourself, because Christ has forgiven you. If you feel immense shame and like you are not pleasing God, you are not experiencing God's love. God loves you as a gift, not because of anything you've done. For if you could earn God's love, righteousness could be obtained for unrighteous means. This is a contradiction. Love and forgiveness must come as a gift regardless of your actions. And surely it does. Christ has saved you simply because he loves you and there is no "flaw" that will block you from God's love.

And about the worldview? That will most definitely change, but let it come as it comes. What happens happens. Like Solomon, pray for wisdom and it will find you. Like Joshua, meditate on the Word and do not move left or right from it. Ask, seek, knock, and you will find. God does not hide Himself forever. Whatever you need be revealed to you will be.
User avatar #33 to #32 - solomon (08/22/2014) [-]
he's right you know^ my dad is a pastor (which you can probably guess where i got my name from) he always suggests people read from john through the rest of the bible. mainly written by paul. it will give insight to what to do, what to avoid (in most of pauls letters it ends with things to stray away from, but also be weary of the time period as well) if you have any questions, ask
User avatar #25 - cognosceteipsum (08/04/2014) [-]
cambro have you turned off your notification for people who post on your profile?
User avatar #26 to #25 - Cambro (08/04/2014) [-]
No, they're on. I just haven't replied to you yet
User avatar #27 to #26 - cognosceteipsum (08/04/2014) [-]
Ok! I didn't want to... annoy you or anything. I was just curious since I'm eventually going to lose my virginity in a few days
User avatar #28 to #27 - Cambro (08/04/2014) [-]
I think lustful thoughts are a sin. That means porn is a sin as well as masturbation. I disagree with sex before marriage not only because of all the unity imagery involved with it, but also the risks that come with it.

1. STDs if you are having sex with multiple partners. And if you aren't married, there is a high chance of having sex with multiple partners.
2. It can create a child without a good parent basis. I think abortion is wrong, and what are the chances of you staying with a girl who is knocked up? And if you get married because she is preggers, what are the chances of a good relationship? This is avoided if you get married first and already establish a good environment for a family to be planted.
3. I think sex is a sacred act and abuse of it hurts a lot of people psychologically and emotionally. Can you separate emotion from the physical? And if not, does the physical not run the risk of multiplying the damages of emotional harm should something go wrong? It is another risk that can be more avoided if you are already married.

But you have to make your own decisions about it. There are alternative arguments. I just don't find them convincing.
User avatar #30 to #28 - cognosceteipsum (08/22/2014) [-]
I agree with you now.
User avatar #29 to #28 - cognosceteipsum (08/04/2014) [-]
Good point, bit I'm not sure if you're suffering from confirmation bias or not. Yeah I'll try it out and decide for myself
User avatar #24 - cognosceteipsum (08/04/2014) [-]
What's your opinion on fapping / sexual morality?
#23 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
I realized that God exists. God is the embodiment of the good in our soul. The soul is all our good qualities.
User avatar #22 - revengeforfreeze (06/04/2014) [-]
You seem quite intelligent, I have added you because of that
User avatar #21 - coopergrimm (03/05/2014) [-]
Heyyyyyyy gurl

I haven't posted a comment on FJ in like a year. Thought I would make it special by telling you that I love you.

<3
User avatar #20 - thebritishguy (03/02/2014) [-]
Perhaps you didn't understand my answer very much. Truth is all that means anything to me as a rationalist, I do not have it in me to say "Well this isn't true but it is a comfortable thought so I'll dwell on it". So looking for Truth and critical thinking are the only methods I can use to perceive the world. I couldn't purposely delude myself or give credit to delusions, it's against my nature.
User avatar #18 - revengeforfreeze (02/21/2014) [-]
plz respond
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cambro (02/21/2014) [-]
why what?
User avatar #17 - revengeforfreeze (02/20/2014) [-]
Y u do dis bro
User avatar #16 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points m8?
#15 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
hey man i just want to thank you for coming to the religion board. the level of discourse has dramatically increased since you've arrived
#14 - anonymous (06/05/2013) [-]
you should visit the religion board and take on the atheists more often. the way you pwned noblexfenrir was magnificent
User avatar #12 - wolfdogone (12/19/2012) [-]
Hey man, love the riddles. I found this ( [url deleted] ) and was gonna post it myself, but since the idea's originally yours I figured I'd let you do it. Some of them are pretty easy to get, but if you can't figure some out, let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - wolfdogone (12/19/2012) [-]
Sorry, here's the link again

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User avatar #11 - iwasawa (12/18/2012) [-]
Nice going with the riddles, bro. I like them very much, please do try to better yourself at explaining the answers, I mean if you don't know yourself there is not much we can do but guess, still keep it up, =).
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User avatar #9 to #9 - Cambro (05/17/2012) [-]
ITS MY DOPPLEGANGER!!!!
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dude you need to make that its hilarious!
User avatar #4 - Zylox (05/16/2010) [-]
nice avatar
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