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#242 - the RNC nominated Trump...Who everyone knows is not republican… 8 hours ago on Iseaghic Fodapra Mesli 0
#229 - and its the same on RNC side....  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on Iseaghic Fodapra Mesli 0
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#241 - unfitninjuh (8 hours ago) [-]
It's more prevalent on the DNC side though. I mean, she deleted 30,000 emails containing classified information while she was Secretary of State, leading to the state national security compromised and countless lives lost.
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#242 - Calqless (8 hours ago) [-]
the RNC nominated Trump...Who everyone knows is not republican, not even republican lite, barely even a RINO....and when you watch how he acts... he is doing what OC said
#3 - this explains why geese are such assholes 05/18/2016 on Chicks jump from a high place +2
#1852 - WTF IS THIS CRAP??? 04/11/2016 on Roll for what arrives to... 0
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#1852 - Calqless (04/11/2016) [-]
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#3 - no if they tell you to stop and you dont stop your evading, wh…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/30/2015 on It's That Simple +1
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#5 - slobiscuit (10/30/2015) [-]
your evading being illegally detained... hmmm

and the second one... really? calling him a cunt is enough for you to get detained/handcuffed? what the fuck. there is something wrong with this picture.

thats like the most retarded shit ever.
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#12 - idhitjack (10/30/2015) [-]
Can a cop stop you randomly: yes.
Are they allowed to detain you after that: no

If a cop stops you, ask why. If they don't give a legitimate reason ask if you are free to go. If they don't say yes then they are obligated by the laws they enforce to tell you why. Any detention past 15 or so minutes becomes an arrest. At which point you should be given you rights.

If you are being detained call your lawyer, don't have one just call any criminal defense attorney.

Can a cop detain/arrest you for calling him/her a cunt in America: No, that is a violation of first amendment rights and is protected speech.

Should you do that, depends, is the cop a cunt?

Best thing to do when stopped by police, cooperate and be respectful (this may requirer tounge biting) as soon as the encounter leaves the friendly realm ask if you can leave, ask or say nothing else except expressing a desire for an attorney. Make no claims of guilt or innocenes.

Most interactions with police should be peaceful and respectful but you as a citizen have rights and you should enforce them, particularly when it comes to dealing with the government.
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#60 - YoursTruley (10/31/2015) [-]
Can a cop detain/arrest you for calling him/her a cunt in America: No, that is a violation of first amendment rights and is protected speech.

Not true, there is a fine line between disorderly and free speech. Not everything is covered.
#14 - slobiscuit (10/30/2015) [-]
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**slobiscuit rolled image**I just hate it when you have people exercise their rights and then you see people posting how fucking retarded they are for exercising their rights and they "deserved it" or "deserve worse" for exercising their rights. like fuck off?
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#17 - idhitjack (10/30/2015) [-]
Oh Ive had as many red thumbs thrown at me as I have AK47 rounds for supporting citizens enforcing their rights. But I refuse to roll over like a dog, or let others do so, and give up their rights and freedoms.

I do beilieve police and other such positions of authority desrrve some respect, I also believe they can loose that respect, to the point of cutys throwing out their police forces in entirity for corruption, abuse, and a slew of other right infringing infractions.

Just because someone has a badge does not make them all powerful and always right, it means they should be cotizens who decided to step up and act as protectors of the citizens, law and order. When the people who step up for this resonsability turn into thug like criminals then they are doing exactley what they swore to protect people from.

Personally I think the police force should have a minimum age of 25.

K ow your rights, enforce your rights, never surrender your freedoms due to fear or ignorance.
#19 - slobiscuit (10/30/2015) [-]
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**slobiscuit rolled image**ahh fuck the thumbs. I dont care if I get red or green. as long as I can voice my opinion is all cool.

exactly. though I'd add that fat cops should be banned. body guards? sure. just not cops. also female cops should train more, gain more muscles and such if they want to be cops. l
#58 - autoxx (10/31/2015) [-]
The standardized qualifiers should be plenty, the trouble is the two-tiered system in place.
If you have an all-male police force because women weren't "capable of passing" then that's tough titties for them.
There was a chick in town here that hit a guy half a dozen times with her baton and it didn't fizz the guy, he still got away.
She might weigh 95lbs soaking wet and has the muscle tone of a neckbeard. Not good enough to protect my lily white ass when I'm not legally allowed to protect it.

Making qualifying tests easier for women disrespects the women who could do the job without training wheels.
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#20 - idhitjack (10/30/2015) [-]
I think the police forces should have similar ht/wt standards to the military. It pisses me off seeing porky pig pd that is pushing 400lbs.

"Why did you shot him officer porkpie"
"He ran, thats *heavy breathing* against the * wipes sweaty brow* law."
#15 - slobiscuit (10/30/2015) [-]
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#48 - I better google this and see if its true, other wise i might h…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2015 on Legal Realities +2
#58 - anon (10/25/2015) [-]
Encrypt it regardless, friend. Information security is very important.
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