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#7016 - **CakeOrDeath rolls 9,106** 07/07/2014 on Train, Game 0
#43 - What to say when a bitch pulls the "Is it in?" …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on sex 0
User avatar #49 - rebby (06/23/2014) [-]
unless shes aware vaginas dont get loose
then it makes your dick seem even smaller
#44 - But the note was never even folded. Am I supposed to believe G…  [+] (16 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Daughters letter to google 0
User avatar #51 - UnaOWNED (06/23/2014) [-]
Or maybe it was given to the father when he went to fuckin' work?
User avatar #47 - warioteam (06/23/2014) [-]
its printed.
(as in, google sent it through email or something and it was printed to hang on a wall or sommin i dunno)
#50 - comradewinter (06/23/2014) [-]
Who the fuck signs a document with a marker and scans it to deliver it digitally?
User avatar #53 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
It's pretty standard actually, to have a digital copy of your signature.
#55 - comradewinter (06/23/2014) [-]
Not in marker.
User avatar #58 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
And I've also just noticed, the crayon and the marker were likely the same colour.
#59 - comradewinter (06/23/2014) [-]
Dark green and light blue are pretty easy to distinguish if you ask me.

But really, no self-respecting businessmen will have a digital signature with a marker. And even if they did scan it, it wouldn't be as clear. Which means it was directly added on paper, one which was never folded. Hence the only reasonable explanation is that the letter was handed to him personally, and was taken utmost care for on the way home.

Or it was faked. Anyone can do that.
#60 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
The marker and the crayon are the same colour, but because crayons are pigmented wax they photograph lighter. Try it yourself if you have crayons.

Again, it's a letter from google - who probably in some way or another did this for publicity - to a very, very young girl. The logo and font are ridiculously huge for legibility (like childrens books, you might find), is it so unreasonable to think that they might add a marker signature for whimsy?
#61 - comradewinter (06/23/2014) [-]
So they use the exact same crayon as the girl. I dunno man. That seems like a blunder in staging. Lots of these things are staged for publicity, or by clients for attention.
User avatar #62 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
Look honestly, if I were trying to stage this I would go online and download a google letterhead (not hard to find). Yes, it could be staged, but so what if it is, and who gives a shit.
User avatar #57 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
Not to mention the fact that the letter was to a little girl, look at the size of that font.
User avatar #56 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
It's google. They're the corporation version of that annoying teenage girl who insists they are 'random' and 'quirky'.
User avatar #72 - joemoearigato (06/23/2014) [-]
So... where is the first and second Jess?
User avatar #145 - thirdjess (06/24/2014) [-]
Red thumb banned. Though I suppose they're unbanned now since admin did a ban wipe.
User avatar #46 - pickaxe (06/23/2014) [-]
could be digital,but then again,the borders aren't completely straight....at least it seems that way.eh,what do I know.
User avatar #54 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
Looks like the paper is ever so slightly askew (by like half a millimetre)
#278 - Here's a quick thought. I'm starting to question the legitimac…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 8 +3
#290 - analfooter (06/23/2014) [-]
If the emphasis is put on the appearance of the fruit, the taste is almost quaranteed to change over time.
#191 - Still trying to figure out what the dude on the far right is d… 06/14/2014 on jungle fever +1
#20 - *Mitsubishi you filthy peasant.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on that's waisis! +34
User avatar #21 - willindor (06/01/2014) [-]
Rike I said, I only speak a rittre Japanese.
#53 - aadenoto (06/02/2014) [-]
>only
fucking casual
#19 - Kanji is used in place of Hirigana because if everything was w…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on that's waisis! +7
#23 - CIS White Male (06/01/2014) [-]
Katakana is also used for onomatopoeic words.
#105 - You own a Pz IV S.. Pz IV S is silly.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Finnish Tanks 0
User avatar #125 - garykn (04/06/2014) [-]
It's pretty good at long range support. Other than that it's a crap tank.
User avatar #116 - zomaru (04/06/2014) [-]
I always just call it a Tie Fighter cause the spaced armor makes it look like wings.
#38 - So I did some research, and guess what? OP made **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on i'm so confused 0
User avatar #39 - robbayyy (03/15/2014) [-]
#30 - OP swears like its difficult to change basic text on a website. 03/15/2014 on Hacking done the right way +1

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User avatar #44 - shadowstepone ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
hey, earlier you posted a link on a video, and the user deleted it. could i have it?
User avatar #45 to #44 - CakeOrDeath (08/13/2013) [-]
I tried to find the source, but I coudln't, so I simply posted a comment saying he should get banned for all of the adFly **** .
#35 - profwalrus ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVjKlBCvhg

Is your name inspired by the Eddie Izzard joke?
User avatar #36 to #35 - CakeOrDeath (07/25/2012) [-]
You bet your ass my good friend.
User avatar #37 to #36 - profwalrus ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
Finally, someone else that enjoys his work, and... Knows who he is.
User avatar #38 to #37 - CakeOrDeath (07/25/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro, my name on xbox also happens to be CakeOrD3ath, and let me tell you .. at least 5 times a day I hear the classic: "What does your name mean?" from the 8 year old whose name is xXLeGiiTsNiipzXx. Sometimes people make you want to cut them with a rusty spoon ya know?
#34 - jennydivalove (12/11/2011) [-]
Here I saved this for you .... your new name will be sphincter too =D
Here I saved this for you .... your new name will be sphincter too =D
User avatar #28 - CakeOrDeath (06/15/2011) [-]
**CakeOrDeath rolls 55** Dubs get ?
User avatar #11 - fhockeygirl (06/09/2011) [-]
hi der ^_^
User avatar #12 to #16 - CakeOrDeath (06/09/2011) [-]
Why hello ! Welcome to my wonderful profile ! :D
User avatar #13 to #17 - fhockeygirl (06/09/2011) [-]
aw thanks :D

i like it here ^_^
#14 to #18 - CakeOrDeath (06/09/2011) [-]
I kno right ! Its got that.. homey touch ! xD
Plus, We have craazy parties around here !
#15 to #19 - fhockeygirl (06/09/2011) [-]
sounds like my fav  place to be
sounds like my fav place to be
#16 to #20 - CakeOrDeath (06/09/2011) [-]
I bet I have more reaction pics than you :p  
  
And yes, that was a challenge.
I bet I have more reaction pics than you :p

And yes, that was a challenge.
#17 to #21 - fhockeygirl (06/09/2011) [-]
well guess. what.  
  
THE CHALLENGE WAS 						*******					 ACCEPTED
well guess. what.

THE CHALLENGE WAS ******* ACCEPTED
#18 to #22 - CakeOrDeath (06/09/2011) [-]
Oh its on.
Oh its on.
#21 to #25 - fhockeygirl (06/09/2011) [-]
lmao XD  
  
so hows life
lmao XD

so hows life
User avatar #23 to #26 - CakeOrDeath (06/09/2011) [-]
Wait LOL... I mean in a kidding type of way... Not like cybering or something xD
#24 to #28 - fhockeygirl (06/09/2011) [-]
lmfao XD

i was like... erm.... XD
#25 to #29 - CakeOrDeath (06/09/2011) [-]
Lol yeah after like a minute I thought about what I said and decided I should clarify xD
#26 to #30 - fhockeygirl (06/09/2011) [-]
lmfao it's cool :3
#27 to #31 - CakeOrDeath (06/09/2011) [-]
But anyways..  
  
YIPEE SEXY TIME.
But anyways..

YIPEE SEXY TIME.
#22 to #26 - CakeOrDeath (06/09/2011) [-]
Pretty good...  
Hey... You wanna sexy time ? ;D
Pretty good...
Hey... You wanna sexy time ? ;D
User avatar #10 - Jazdawg (03/26/2011) [-]
An Eddie Izzard fan i see
#6 - SantaHat (02/22/2011) [-]
If I wanted to see more comics, I would just go to You need to login to view this link .
User avatar #7 to #8 - CakeOrDeath (02/22/2011) [-]
yea, theres a reason i leave the source on the bottom of the post, i upload for the people who dont go there and come to FJ for the funnies, so sir, GTFO my profile
User avatar #8 to #9 - SantaHat (02/22/2011) [-]
You said "150 thumbs for more comics." Alot to ask when people can just go to the site.
User avatar #9 to #10 - CakeOrDeath (02/22/2011) [-]
Well sry if you are offended, many people are lazy and i just typed in a random number, if you think its too high than get over it, i got 1600 in return so you do not matter to me santahat.
User avatar #3 - JiggyWilson (02/21/2010) [-]
So are you making reference to the band or the stand-up routine? Either way, you're the guy now.
User avatar #4 to #3 - CakeOrDeath (02/21/2010) [-]
theres a band? lol
Eddie izzard my friend
User avatar #5 to #4 - JiggyWilson (02/21/2010) [-]
Yeah, there's a band that based their name on his stand-up routine, which is absolutely insane.

Glad to see a cultured person on this site :D
User avatar #1 - nabi (02/20/2010) [-]
the cake is a lie.
User avatar #2 to #1 - CakeOrDeath (02/20/2010) [-]
well were all out of cake
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