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Date Signed Up:10/05/2010
Last Login:5/25/2013
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Highest Content Rank:#2954
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#11 - ..shit 02/20/2013 on How does I food? +1
#9 - poor shark just wanted to be friends with the fish  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2013 on How does I food? 0
User avatar #10 - thisotherdude (02/20/2013) [-]
That's a swordfish...
User avatar #11 - CactusFantastico (02/20/2013) [-]
..shit
#595 - Picture 02/20/2013 on Give me your weirdest gifs 0
#589 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2013 on Give me your weirdest gifs 0
#595 - CactusFantastico (02/20/2013) [-]
#125 - the one about finding the girl of his dreams in his dream was … 02/20/2013 on The Friend-Zone has Evolved +5
#131 - well here's your problem...you probably have a spider nest ins… 02/20/2013 on .Gif 0
#88 - >judging you 02/19/2013 on Retard level unlimited 0
#61 - the guards. "so you...what? fetch the mead?" 02/19/2013 on Agreed? +3
#49 - Negro please, these are the orthodox jews. They "took ov… 02/19/2013 on Week in Review 0
#107 - hahaa 02/19/2013 on The Folly of Youth +2
#29 - Picture 02/19/2013 on lil ice +5
#18 - Picture 02/18/2013 on Why'd you try to fuck him... +6
#10 - sup 02/17/2013 on Dealing with heat... +7
#151 - oh my god this is just perfect 02/17/2013 on Wait for it 0
#82 - people in 3rd world countries aren't complete idiots you know  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2013 on how to stop an oil spill 0
User avatar #89 - iamintofunny (02/17/2013) [-]
He did say it correctly.
"this is of an uneducated person in a 3rd world country"
Well there is the educated one.
#122 - you're never too far on the internet 02/16/2013 on Am I doing it right? +4
#53 - what breed is this dog?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2013 on Dog... 0
User avatar #55 - soyunperdedor (02/16/2013) [-]
shiba inu
#47 - TO VALHALLA!! 02/16/2013 on Am I doing it right? +1
#14 - related? 02/16/2013 on Not disappointed 0
#38 - LET'S GO GET SOME  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Am I doing it right? +15
#39 - felixjarl (02/16/2013) [-]
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This is the grim butchering!
#111 - superassassin (02/16/2013) [-]



Too far? Sorry.
#122 - CactusFantastico (02/16/2013) [-]
you're never too far on the internet
#112 - felixjarl (02/16/2013) [-]
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100,000 registered users on this site and you just had to find the Norwegian amongst them.

Still nice joke though.
#35 - yep  [+] (6 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Am I doing it right? +27
#36 - felixjarl (02/16/2013) [-]
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#38 - CactusFantastico (02/16/2013) [-]
LET'S GO GET SOME
#39 - felixjarl (02/16/2013) [-]
This image has expired
This is the grim butchering!
#111 - superassassin (02/16/2013) [-]



Too far? Sorry.
#122 - CactusFantastico (02/16/2013) [-]
you're never too far on the internet
#112 - felixjarl (02/16/2013) [-]
This image has expired
100,000 registered users on this site and you just had to find the Norwegian amongst them.

Still nice joke though.
#33 - it's not OC kiddo, I remember the last time this was reposted …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Am I doing it right? +29
#34 - felixjarl (02/16/2013) [-]
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Are you telling me OP lied to me?
#35 - CactusFantastico (02/16/2013) [-]
yep
#36 - felixjarl (02/16/2013) [-]
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#38 - CactusFantastico (02/16/2013) [-]
LET'S GO GET SOME
#39 - felixjarl (02/16/2013) [-]
This image has expired
This is the grim butchering!
#111 - superassassin (02/16/2013) [-]



Too far? Sorry.
#122 - CactusFantastico (02/16/2013) [-]
you're never too far on the internet
#112 - felixjarl (02/16/2013) [-]
This image has expired
100,000 registered users on this site and you just had to find the Norwegian amongst them.

Still nice joke though.
#1107 - shitstain 02/16/2013 on Rename the Anonymous Pussy -1
#27 - **CactusFantastico rolls 37** my lucky number 02/16/2013 on Lucky Numbers -2
#2 - I don't know, it's kinda sad  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Dadzoned +27
#5 - autoxx (02/16/2013) [-]
It is, he is probably a good father and a loving husband.
Apparently Philipino women are about the coldest when they don't want anything from you.
Source; My best friend from high school married one, she was great but all of her friends/family are extremely fickle that way.
User avatar #21 - Necrophelia (02/16/2013) [-]
being filipino, its is quite true :/
#7 - jahngster (02/16/2013) [-]
My stepdad was with a philipino woman and she basically took my dads company, 3 cars and an estimated sum of $10,000. We took all of this to court but my dad lost because california courthouses often favor the women. So my dad just decides to handle it himself without the help of the court. Basically what he did was, he made another company and took all the employees from the old one and leave the old company with nothing in it. She was only left with a building that she had to pay for. The company she stole also had contracts with other buisneses and companies, but she had no employees so they filed complaints and ultimately sued her. My family then took it into personal matters. My stepdad being a retired policeman, knew a lot of things and had a lot of equipment. He tricked his ex philipino wife into giving him consent to going in her house. He then takes almost every expensive thing there is and leaves. She calls the cops but they could not do anything because he had found a loophole in the system, by saying the things he had was originally his belongings. We basically took everything back and sold it, and nearly got all the money back. As for the cars, well...
I decided to take action on personal matters. I went one night and sneaked into their garage and slashed all the tires and key the cars and engraving threatening and obscene words.
It was a good day.
#24 - autoxx (02/16/2013) [-]
Apart from defacing the cars (they never did anything wrong) that sounds like just rewards.
It's just too bad it came to that.
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User avatar #3 - badxfox ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
br br?
User avatar #1 - xDANGLESx (06/21/2011) [-]
Thanks for reposting my content bro
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2251880/Farts/
User avatar #2 to #1 - CactusFantastico (06/21/2011) [-]
dude I didn't take it from you, I just found it somewhere in the interwebs, so I thought I'd share it.
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