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Date Signed Up:10/05/2010
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Content Thumbs: 3007 total,  3267 ,  260
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#86 - "True. I'll go true. yeah,that was easy"  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on Flash +7
User avatar #159 - toastersburnthings (05/21/2013) [-]
Has anybody else noticed that this looks exactly like the monitors of the Halo installations?
#50 - GREAT SCOTT 05/19/2013 on The Cake is a lie +1
#35 - waht a tweest 05/18/2013 on Stoner Faith -17
#216 - turtle 05/18/2013 on Lava +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 05/17/2013 on those assholes! +124
#51 - huszti (05/18/2013) [-]
#10 - articulate (05/18/2013) [-]
#42 - davidavidson (05/18/2013) [-]
You do know the Rabbi sucks the baby's penis after... right?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brit_milah
User avatar #65 - articulate (05/18/2013) [-]
Rashi on that Talmudic passage explains that this step is in order to squeeze some blood from deep inside the wound to prevent danger to the baby,[18] and current medical knowledge confirms the benefits of the practice.[19]

So what's the problem. If a snake bit your dick and I had to suck the poison out I wood. (pun intended)
#67 - davidavidson (05/18/2013) [-]
Well, there have been medical advances since the Old Testament that don't really need an old dude sucking a baby's penis..

...And they say Catholics are fucked up...
User avatar #50 - redstag (05/18/2013) [-]
K so religion equals old pedos sucking off little boys got it.
#43 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #45 - davidavidson (05/18/2013) [-]
Now you know the rest of the story.
#46 - cabbagemayhem (05/18/2013) [-]
It's worth pointing out that it was to squeeze blood out to prevent danger to the baby, and is no longer required with modern antiseptics.
User avatar #48 - davidavidson (05/18/2013) [-]
mmmmm... It's worth pointing out that it's a pedo's dream job

Also, www.jpost.com/Health-and-Sci-Tech/Health/Traditional-Israeli-brit-mila-technique-ups-infection-risk
#53 - cabbagemayhem (05/18/2013) [-]
It's much less appealing when it's bloody.
Did you read the article? How is that relevant to baby penis blood sucking?
#5 - secretdestroyers (05/18/2013) [-]
#4 - silverlance (05/18/2013) [-]
Brilliant
#3 - icameisawilostit (05/17/2013) [-]
I like that comment.

That is a nice comment.
#80 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Just LoL things +7
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#14 - Actually i wouldn't mind  [+] (12 new replies) 05/14/2013 on EA and star wars +34
#49 - thatguynobodylikes has deleted their comment.
#42 - cakefaceify (05/14/2013) [-]
My issue with this is that the outermost side of the bread will be cold. Toasted, but cold. That's not cool.
User avatar #15 - Gandalfthewhite (05/14/2013) [-]
it would be kind of shit with butter though
#87 - chillybilly has deleted their comment.
User avatar #99 - Gandalfthewhite (05/14/2013) [-]
sorry, i was less caring of grammar at the time
User avatar #32 - Zyklone (05/14/2013) [-]
it would slice through your dishes and counter-top

bad idea has troll physics
User avatar #23 - LookinHereWhy (05/14/2013) [-]
Turn it off.
User avatar #30 - Gandalfthewhite (05/14/2013) [-]
then you would just have a handle
User avatar #31 - LookinHereWhy (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the blade is just heated metal.
#39 - dumbasshunter (05/14/2013) [-]
its special effects from a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
User avatar #33 - Gandalfthewhite (05/14/2013) [-]
oh see i interpreted it as being like a mini lightsaber. my bad
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2013) [-]
Just put the knife at an angle over the bread, and slide the butter stick on it, you get nice melty butter on your toast :3
#192 - somebody called? 05/13/2013 on cactus +7
#257 - he's not being silly, he's being evil  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Death 2 Episode 2 +17
#314 - cadencee (05/13/2013) [-]
Exactly, but why have 100 billion thumbs when you can have.... 100 MILLION THUMBS MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
#352 - dawgfan (05/13/2013) [-]
A billion's more then a million numbnuts.
#356 - soopergrover (05/13/2013) [-]
It IS, however, less than... ONE BILLION-GAJILLION-FAFILLION-shabba-doobaloo-baglrgs-MILLION! ...yen.
#355 - soopergrover has deleted their comment.
#40 - Picture 05/12/2013 on English. He knows it. +6
#437 - "malfunctioned"... 05/11/2013 on Death +12
#76 - So is there a moral to this story? I didn't quite catch it  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on The Generals +1
User avatar #208 - tombreaper (05/11/2013) [-]
bitches be trippin'
User avatar #79 - rangerofthesea (05/10/2013) [-]
just because something sounds weird doesnt mean you shouldnt strive for it
User avatar #77 - Katzie (05/10/2013) [-]
Any kid could turn out famous so don't be a dick since you could get in on that shit
#15 - ******* is better than most other things so I thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on One theory +6
#45 - cthumoo (05/10/2013) [-]
myGIFnow
#10 - By god...It's evolving... 05/10/2013 on Super Girl +6
#146 - holland  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Breakfasts around the world +8
User avatar #185 - notsureifanon (05/09/2013) [-]
I am Dutch and what is this?
#137 - red hair, old clothes ==> definitely a Weasley 05/08/2013 on yeaah -1
#55 - Picture 05/07/2013 on what a beautiful,... +3
#77 - damn right 05/05/2013 on Meth +3
#68 - DANGIT BOBBEH, WE GOTTA COOK  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Meth +78
#88 - meatymanbearpig (05/05/2013) [-]
#75 - taxation (05/05/2013) [-]
well gosh-dangit don'cha fergit ol' boomhauer tellya hwat haven' cookd a good meth f'r a while now don'cha know.
#77 - CactusFantastico (05/05/2013) [-]
damn right
#388 - shiieeett 05/05/2013 on Silk 0
#66 - that testosterone overload at the end gets me every time 05/05/2013 on Never grow up +4
#40 - I would too....but only if ignoring them would just look awkwa… 05/04/2013 on ohshitohshitohshitohshit 0
#475 - HARDCORE SEX 05/04/2013 on give me your strangest gifs +2
#17 - plus, it's a woman. They get startled more easily than men. Wh… 05/03/2013 on "Happy Valentines Day" +5
#261 - it means that the average age is the highest ==> not many y… 05/03/2013 on Rape Here 0
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User avatar #3 - badxfox (05/05/2013) [-]
br br?
User avatar #1 - xDANGLESx (06/21/2011) [-]
Thanks for reposting my content bro
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2251880/Farts/
User avatar #4 to #1 - revengeforfreeze (11/21/2013) [-]
u r an fagot
User avatar #2 to #1 - CactusFantastico (06/21/2011) [-]
dude I didn't take it from you, I just found it somewhere in the interwebs, so I thought I'd share it.
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