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CMSTF

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: Honestly
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Steam Profile: Even
Consoles Owned: Looks
Video Games Played: On
X-box Gamertag: My
PSN: Profile
Date Signed Up:12/23/2009
Last Login:3/04/2015
Location:Wales
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Highest Comment Rank:#998
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Total Comments Made:579
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Not much to say really, I love gaming, horrible jokes, laughing at other peoples pain and long walks on the beach.

latest user's comments

#56 - Picture 08/21/2013 on Feels +7
#54 - Nothing casual about it man, there probably are ways to set it… 08/21/2013 on Feels +2
#10 - Is it somebodies bedtime?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2013 on Feels +10
#11 - gentlemenmew Comment deleted by CMSTF
#8 - What the **** are you talking about  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Feels +8
User avatar #9 - gentlemenmew (08/20/2013) [-]
don't care about it i was just...acting like angry

well...looks like it didn't go too well
#10 - CMSTF (08/20/2013) [-]
Is it somebodies bedtime?
#11 - gentlemenmew Comment deleted by CMSTF
#6 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Feels +6
User avatar #244 - hor (08/21/2013) [-]
What'd he say?
User avatar #7 - gentlemenmew (08/20/2013) [-]
lucky you i am too lazy to do stuff right now..
#8 - CMSTF (08/20/2013) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about
User avatar #9 - gentlemenmew (08/20/2013) [-]
don't care about it i was just...acting like angry

well...looks like it didn't go too well
#10 - CMSTF (08/20/2013) [-]
Is it somebodies bedtime?
#11 - gentlemenmew Comment deleted by CMSTF
#4 - I always say thanks when a medic heals/saves me, a heavy gives…  [+] (30 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Feels +208
User avatar #247 - Jackimole (08/21/2013) [-]
I always try to do this, but I often end up hitting x instead of z, so they get freaked out because they think there's a spy nearby.

Also sometimes I thank my teammates when I see a spy.
I should probably rebind
#232 - mehy (08/21/2013) [-]
The heavy can give you his sandwich ? Dammit ! I've been playing this game for so long and i didn't know that !
User avatar #246 - Jackimole (08/21/2013) [-]
M2 throws a sandvich as a medium healthpack. Heavies can't eat it, but they can refill their sandvich bar by picking up a small healthpack at full health. Sharing your sandvich is usually much more effective for your team than going through the animation and eating it yourself.
#197 - gentlemenmew (08/21/2013) [-]
say that to me
heres the story
>be me.
>playing tf2
>medic time!
>goes to heal someone
>"gtfo medic we don't need you"
>leaves with sad face
revenge time
>calls all of my spy friends (and pros)
>let them go to the other team
>all of them sneakily goes into the 2FORT sewers
>"we are ready"
>all of them got to my base
did i told you that we had a scout and 2 engineers?
>"the enemy has taken our intelligents!"
>"GO GO GO GET HIM"
>as soon as they turned the other way all of them got backstabbed
>"WHAT THE FUCK MAN? YOU GUYS ARE NOOBS"
>they respawned
>"MEDIC HELP ME UBER ME MEDIC HELP"
>"you said you don't need me"
>"NOW I NEED YOU NOW"
>gets out from the spawn room
>"let's defend the intelligent"
>LOL bombs start exploding in skype
>as soon as the idiot got in he died by 2 sentries
>"WHAT THE FUCK DUDE I GONNA BAN ALL OF YOU"
oh and hey my friend is THE owner itself
>owner said "oh really?"
>admin scared as fuck he tried to explain
>"i will not ban you"
>"phew"
>"i will take your rank off and kick you"
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
>everyone laughs hard and someone fell off from his chair
mfw i deranked an admin and got an admin rank
User avatar #198 - gentlemenmew (08/21/2013) [-]
sorry about the small picture.
i didn't found a big one
also i dont have any pictures for my reaction folder
SOOO can you guys help
#225 - northard (08/21/2013) [-]
Here's a bigger one, if you'd like
#170 - anonexplains Comment deleted by CMSTF
User avatar #160 - daentraya (08/21/2013) [-]
Since i made E bind to secondary weapon, i can't call for medic. I hope you're either the type of medic who knows how to heal without needing three 'MEDICS!', or the type of person who knows how to bind voicecommands. I didn't think i'd need to call medic since i usually don't need them as a medic. I always look around when i see the flashing icon, unless i wouldn't be able to heal people in the current situation, but some people zone out a little, i guess
Oh, and i would like to bind Thanks to some other key
#157 - kisushima (08/21/2013) [-]
Thank you. I was once playing the 360 version for an achievement and I was with this Heavy. We played a perfect game - neither of us dying. He actually sent me a voice message asking if we could pair up for a few more games. At the end of those (which were all good but not perfect games) we parted ways. THAT'S why I love being a medic man..
User avatar #49 - nathanthemighty (08/21/2013) [-]
Not to be a casual or anything, but is there a way to bind responses to keys, or do I have to go through that menu of responses every time?
User avatar #115 - volcanicdiarrhea (08/21/2013) [-]
Find a key that doesn't have a function attached to it.
We'll use Q for this example.
Then, in your console, type
bind q "voicemenu voicemenu1 1"
Make sure you use the quotes.
This should make it so that pressing Q will activate the "Thanks!" command.
Naturally, replace "q" with whatever key you want.
User avatar #116 - volcanicdiarrhea (08/21/2013) [-]
Dangit, funnyjunk.
There needs to be underscores in "voicemenu1"
So make sure you do that.
#248 - nathanthemighty (08/21/2013) [-]
Cool, thanks!
User avatar #54 - CMSTF (08/21/2013) [-]
Nothing casual about it man, there probably are ways to set it up like that, maybe a scrip or something, I'm not sure, I just use the default Z+2, it's not that tricky once you get used to it, even if every now and then you yell SPY rather than thanking somebody, just practice dude, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it
User avatar #38 - ascarecrow (08/21/2013) [-]
As someone who plays mostly as a medic, I can easily say you are my favourite kinda player.
#142 - tmgrskat (08/21/2013) [-]
I am obsessed with the combination of z+2, so I actually press it all the time.
#56 - CMSTF (08/21/2013) [-]
#5 - gentlemenmew Comment deleted by CMSTF
User avatar #27 - mustlol (08/21/2013) [-]
Swear to Arceus? Pokemon isn't real life dude (as much as some wish it is) please get your life together.
User avatar #29 - gentlemenmew (08/21/2013) [-]
ik but i was acting like i am angry and crazy for reasons..

sorry about that
#19 - anonexplains Comment deleted by CMSTF
#12 - iizsimon (08/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - gentlemenmew (08/20/2013) [-]
thank you thank you
#6 - CMSTF (08/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #244 - hor (08/21/2013) [-]
What'd he say?
User avatar #7 - gentlemenmew (08/20/2013) [-]
lucky you i am too lazy to do stuff right now..
#8 - CMSTF (08/20/2013) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about
User avatar #9 - gentlemenmew (08/20/2013) [-]
don't care about it i was just...acting like angry

well...looks like it didn't go too well
#10 - CMSTF (08/20/2013) [-]
Is it somebodies bedtime?
#11 - gentlemenmew Comment deleted by CMSTF
#9 - Picture 08/19/2013 on Hehehe.... "Booby" +33
#3 - Picture 08/18/2013 on There's No One Left +4
#194 - She's 21 after the timeskip ya ******** . 08/18/2013 on Taco waifu 0
#85 - Picture 08/17/2013 on Taco waifu +16
#43 - Yoko is perfect.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Taco waifu +17
#188 - anonexplains (08/18/2013) [-]
And also underage
User avatar #194 - CMSTF (08/18/2013) [-]
She's 21 after the timeskip ya shitlord.
#59 - supersexyguy (08/17/2013) [-]
no you are
#85 - CMSTF (08/17/2013) [-]
#23 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Who the hell do you think I... +7
#86 - myaccountisnew (08/16/2013) [-]
What the anon said. Have some FMA in exchange.
#31 - anonexplains (08/16/2013) [-]
Thanks for the new wall paper!
#7 - Everybody reposts, don't hate on him purely because he stands …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2013 on coolest escalator ever +36
#28 - anonexplains (08/15/2013) [-]
One almost all of phanact's content, there is an anon who posts this exact comment. He's surprisingly consistent.
User avatar #23 - thinegame (08/15/2013) [-]
Except literally every post he makes is a repost from this site. I don't really mind but it's getting old.
#5 - Now put your dick in it.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2013 on Nice teeth +35
#33 - rymes (08/13/2013) [-]
#11 - legitimately (08/13/2013) [-]
#7 - ajweston (08/13/2013) [-]
I immediately regret this decision.
#6 - breadmolester (08/13/2013) [-]
put it in your dick...
#5 - STTGL Vs. Jesus.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on The Universe 0
User avatar #9 - hiyorin (08/13/2013) [-]
Jesus would win, did Kamina come back to life after three days? I think not.
#765 - **CMSTF rolled a random image posted in comment #145 at Ab… 08/13/2013 on Rollin 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/10/2013 on We should have more people... +66
#25 - gearrader (08/10/2013) [-]
i cannot controll my laugther
User avatar #23 - jimimij (08/10/2013) [-]
heh irony
#13 - patriotpenguin (08/10/2013) [-]
#12 - omwtfbbq (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 - gayboard (08/10/2013) [-]
I didn't know you could even get gifs that small.
#23 - It's highly rumoured that there's going to be a PC re-release.…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on Online chats, how do they... +1
User avatar #30 - mattmanhemi (08/08/2013) [-]
if anyone turned halo 3 into a free to play tf2 style, they would be my new god!
#102 - Every damn time I listen to this song I feel all the awesome f…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on Oh Tumblr... 0
#139 - carlsaganrealness (08/08/2013) [-]
I agree with CMSTF

gif is as relevant as it gets
#32 - Picture 08/07/2013 on Star Wars Family Tree +6
#21 - Wait wait wait. Darth Vader is Luke's father?!  [+] (8 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Star Wars Family Tree +249
#113 - HarvietheDinkle (08/07/2013) [-]
BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
#111 - anonexplains (08/07/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 52**
User avatar #49 - linktheherooftime (08/07/2013) [-]
Spoiler much.
#48 - anonexplains (08/07/2013) [-]
Go watch Episode 3 - that summary up of how Darth Vader was born.
User avatar #91 - twondai (08/07/2013) [-]
i'm not sure, but something tells me he was joking
User avatar #31 - xXMAQXx (08/07/2013) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


but yes he is


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#32 - CMSTF (08/07/2013) [-]
#23 - Picture 08/05/2013 on Lemons +9
#151 - Picture 08/04/2013 on Coming Out As Lesbian +1
#148 - I'd* Thing* 08/04/2013 on Coming Out As Lesbian 0
#147 - What, you think it would be what other people think about it t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2013 on Coming Out As Lesbian 0
User avatar #148 - CMSTF (08/04/2013) [-]
I'd* Thing*

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User avatar #15 - symedol (06/27/2013) [-]
dog food lid backwards is dildo of god, thought I'd share that with you.
User avatar #16 to #15 - CMSTF (06/27/2013) [-]
You're gifted you know that?
User avatar #17 to #16 - symedol (06/27/2013) [-]
I do try.
User avatar #18 to #17 - CMSTF (06/27/2013) [-]
You smell.
User avatar #19 to #18 - symedol (06/27/2013) [-]
wonderfully.
User avatar #20 to #19 - CMSTF (06/28/2013) [-]
You're just jealous because my name is bluer than yours.
User avatar #21 to #20 - symedol (06/28/2013) [-]
h8 u
User avatar #22 to #21 - CMSTF (06/28/2013) [-]
don't feel so blue
User avatar #23 to #22 - symedol (06/29/2013) [-]
you win this time.
User avatar #25 to #24 - symedol (07/01/2013) [-]
he's even beautiful with a half mashed up face.
User avatar #26 to #25 - CMSTF (07/01/2013) [-]
he is eternally beautiful
User avatar #2 - symedol (09/15/2012) [-]
did ya forget 'bout me :(
User avatar #3 to #2 - CMSTF (09/15/2012) [-]
NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
User avatar #4 to #3 - symedol (09/17/2012) [-]
do you have facebook?
User avatar #5 to #4 - CMSTF (09/17/2012) [-]
I DO
User avatar #6 to #5 - symedol (09/19/2012) [-]
DM me, cause Im not on here as much anymore!
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