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CHODYTHEBLAKGUY

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/29/2010
Last Login:7/03/2014
Location:richmond virginia
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#393 - well its better than how he was apparently living with everyon…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled +2
User avatar #394 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
yeah i would be pretty angry if that kind of shit happened.
on a side-note, when a guy loses his virginity does his dick get any longer?
#395 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
well, no. at least not that ive heard of anyways. but it doesn't stop growing in size until around the age of 21 give or take a few years depending on the person.
User avatar #398 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
great well i'm 19 and 4 inches at best.
just about the only good thing i have going is my hands have been called godly.
whether it's cooking, massage, getting a girl off, sewing or gaming- my hand-eye coordination, dexterity and skill is above normal
#400 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
well I cant entirely relate you there. im about 7 inches and the girl im talking to now one of my childhood friends(I know very anime like having a childhood friend you end up with) either way she cant really get off with penetration never has always told me before we ended up together with her exs. and ive never had to worry about using my hands or mouth so much before now I have to actually figure out how to use my hands to get her off but luckily apparently im hella good with my mouth and tongue. but I must say to you this. size really in all honesty doesn't matter(unless you're 2 inches or less) because if you can learn how to use it to hit certain spots as well as using your hands like you know how then you're good to go.
User avatar #403 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
i also do research to improve my natural skills
i hand-sew about half of my assassins creed costume
my costume involves big black work-boots, dark grey mock-denim, a black v-neck t-shirt, an official assassins creed black hoodie (the one with the zip on the side), a knifebelt made from three different ladies belts, a hand-sewn red sash and a hand-sewn shoulder-cape.
the idea was to pick certain details from each major character:
altair's sash, ezio's cape, connors hand-axe (with elasticated holster), edward's hidden blade and desmond's hoodie
#404 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
I see that's awesome. I used to crowshette a bit when I was younger and I know I spelt it wrong I just honestly don't remember how to spell it its been so long.
#595 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
this is me in my completed outfit; my shadow makes me look huge, you can't see the shoulder-cape very well, the sheath for the shortsword is on a belt beneath the coat, the knifebelt doesn't look too great in this angle, the axe looks far better than it actually is and you can't see my awesome boots
#7 - we all try to ignore the fact that shes not being kidnapped bu… 01/10/2014 on Ugly way to see this +1
#58 - don't ask. just watch. then come back and and thank us for tel… 01/10/2014 on All these broken hearts 0
#370 - there has to be some ******* revenge if I was that guy …  [+] (15 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled +1
User avatar #407 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
I would have katana-sliced the dudes dick ..... It's a big target as he described it, so don't think i would miss it.
#408 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
it would be pretty good as a payback because then the girl no longer gets that dudes big dick to fuck and she cant fuck over any other guy after that. seriously though she was a cunt
User avatar #410 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
worse part is where she makes eye contact throughout. All of us can't handle that... its too painful.
#412 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
ive never had to deal with anything close to that and just reading it brings up a burning rage in my gut. seriously if I was that guy somehow able to hold in my anger and everything up until that point I would have gone batman and broke her jaw while his dick was in her mouth and forced it like that so only a doctor could fix it hours later.
User avatar #413 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
That slut just deserves to get her vag torn. But looking at your username, you wouldnt get this kind of problem since you've got a big D
#417 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
haha im not really black this is my old xbox gamertag I had to change it from what it really was and me and my black friend decided to put it at blakguy haha.
User avatar #392 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
you'd at least be popular in jail for that kind of reaction
#393 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
well its better than how he was apparently living with everyone laughing at his small dick and joking about it right in front of him and getting his gf to cheat on him(which she was probably doing anyways) right in front of him.
User avatar #394 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
yeah i would be pretty angry if that kind of shit happened.
on a side-note, when a guy loses his virginity does his dick get any longer?
#395 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
well, no. at least not that ive heard of anyways. but it doesn't stop growing in size until around the age of 21 give or take a few years depending on the person.
User avatar #398 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
great well i'm 19 and 4 inches at best.
just about the only good thing i have going is my hands have been called godly.
whether it's cooking, massage, getting a girl off, sewing or gaming- my hand-eye coordination, dexterity and skill is above normal
#400 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
well I cant entirely relate you there. im about 7 inches and the girl im talking to now one of my childhood friends(I know very anime like having a childhood friend you end up with) either way she cant really get off with penetration never has always told me before we ended up together with her exs. and ive never had to worry about using my hands or mouth so much before now I have to actually figure out how to use my hands to get her off but luckily apparently im hella good with my mouth and tongue. but I must say to you this. size really in all honesty doesn't matter(unless you're 2 inches or less) because if you can learn how to use it to hit certain spots as well as using your hands like you know how then you're good to go.
User avatar #403 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
i also do research to improve my natural skills
i hand-sew about half of my assassins creed costume
my costume involves big black work-boots, dark grey mock-denim, a black v-neck t-shirt, an official assassins creed black hoodie (the one with the zip on the side), a knifebelt made from three different ladies belts, a hand-sewn red sash and a hand-sewn shoulder-cape.
the idea was to pick certain details from each major character:
altair's sash, ezio's cape, connors hand-axe (with elasticated holster), edward's hidden blade and desmond's hoodie
#404 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
I see that's awesome. I used to crowshette a bit when I was younger and I know I spelt it wrong I just honestly don't remember how to spell it its been so long.
#595 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
this is me in my completed outfit; my shadow makes me look huge, you can't see the shoulder-cape very well, the sheath for the shortsword is on a belt beneath the coat, the knifebelt doesn't look too great in this angle, the axe looks far better than it actually is and you can't see my awesome boots
#209 - I like you. ill allow you to touch my pickle but you cannot li… 01/04/2014 on The Funnyjunk Mods +1
#149 - this is why it intrigues me so. because you cant explain it haha 01/04/2014 on the difference between sub... 0
#78 - im pretty sure ive never seen a shemale who has 1 female tit a…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2014 on the difference between sub... 0
User avatar #87 - thisotherdude (01/02/2014) [-]
Glory to sleenash!
User avatar #92 - lebarricuda (01/02/2014) [-]
Blood for the blood lord! Skulls for the skull throne!
#80 - fefe (01/02/2014) [-]
#149 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/04/2014) [-]
this is why it intrigues me so. because you cant explain it haha
#79 - mrgreatnamess (01/02/2014) [-]






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#243 - I admit they do and sometimes the changes get annoying but hon… 12/29/2013 on Busted 0
#41 - wait. Dumbledore was gay? I don't believe you if that's true t… 12/25/2013 on Don't stop Dumblin' +1
#189 - i always sort of wondered whether that was a kids show or not … 12/25/2013 on Busted 0
#187 - is season 2 in english yet? if not who cares I just wanted to …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Busted -3
User avatar #193 - centaurstesticle (12/25/2013) [-]
It's in English? O.o shows how much i know.
I hate watching anime in english. The voice acting quality goes way down and they change shit.
#243 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (12/29/2013) [-]
I admit they do and sometimes the changes get annoying but honestly im a bit lazy and id rather pay more attention to whats going on in the show rather than taking the time to read the subtitles and end up missing some stuff in the show. so people can get mad at me for liking the dubbed versions better but that's just me
User avatar #199 - kousei (12/25/2013) [-]
How do you know the voice acting is better in Japanese? It's a different language.
User avatar #201 - potatot (12/25/2013) [-]
At least the voices don't make you cringe and want to stick a jackhammer in your ears.
User avatar #204 - kousei (12/25/2013) [-]
sadly... it's only ever been that bad once or twice. I find more with good dubs than with bad ones.
User avatar #196 - aangbingo (12/25/2013) [-]
Just read the light novel you goddamn casual.
User avatar #256 - flybager (02/25/2015) [-]
Reading is for nerds
#42 - MISTAKE 12/25/2013 on Hnngggggg 0
#219 - this may be because im tired as hell but I don't get the joke … 12/25/2013 on Merry christmas! 0
#13 - oh god I remember this game as a kid. but we would throw down … 12/24/2013 on Kids 0
#66 - but that's not uma thermon in grease that's Olivia newton john… 12/24/2013 on 16 Years Later 0
#135 - this guy is my hero 12/18/2013 on This guy is a supervillain 0
#75 - that little girl looks like she has barely even aged in 4 and …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on Feels Overload 0
User avatar #87 - shadownigga (12/18/2013) [-]
It never said how old she was, just. How long they were together before Ali died.
#79 - I draw penises on things to test my drawing ability and to lau… 12/18/2013 on Gon get banned +3
#159 - you know as much as most people would probably not want to be … 12/18/2013 on I am terrified AND turned on 0
#190 - I believe so 12/18/2013 on Orc Face Motion Capture 0
#37 - well I do expect comments there. a lot of the time its people …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on The girls in NSFW 0
User avatar #38 - nospyonme (12/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, when I first started this account somebody tried to get me thumb banned, but a comment I made in NSFW saved me and gave me so many thumbs.

It was some porn star getting "Spit first" tatooed on her butt hole, my comment was something about the tattoo artist being one slip away from being in deep shit.
#26 - you might be gay. 12/15/2013 on Best Relationship Eva -2
#96 - I fully agree with you 12/15/2013 on Maximum Overrustle (link in... +1
#39 - just a little lower! 12/15/2013 on everytime when theyre hungry 0
#26 - I crieed at that part of the music video everytime because thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Not even remotely funny +1
#42 - fefe (12/15/2013) [-]
America and its huge waste of food.
They don't have a proper health care so you even have to pay for emergencies but you can attend to any eating contest in every single fucking restaurant.
User avatar #43 - domny (12/15/2013) [-]
german person here;
its not just america, its almost every "first world" country.

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User avatar #61 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
#62 to #61 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/01/2013) [-]
go ahead I don't really even care much for them I never even read how to get them anyways
User avatar #63 to #62 - itemexchange (11/02/2013) [-]
thanks
#60 - tender (10/12/2013) [-]
Maxed out the comment hahaha. Good Game sir
User avatar #49 - dirtydollar (09/14/2013) [-]
You are Melanistic.

opposite of albino
#51 to #49 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/16/2013) [-]
i know what melanistic means lol i may be ****** but im not dumb ****** like obama
User avatar #41 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #40 - ThadaeusH (09/14/2013) [-]
**** you ****** .
User avatar #39 - illutvar (09/14/2013) [-]
hey come her, listen, you must be crazy, cant u see this guy is a Ni....


oh, dreadfully sorry.

Cant you see this man is a Ni?
#47 to #38 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/14/2013) [-]
i like your pretty little white ass
#36 - thefjgienni **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
You are a spick
User avatar #35 - trygve (09/14/2013) [-]
You filthy filthy ******
#46 to #35 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/14/2013) [-]
1 c@nt h31p 1t 1 w@$ ju$t b0rn t0 st3al $h1t @nd typ3 l1k3 @ r3t@rd
#34 - fefe (09/14/2013) [-]
Did you hear? Your a ****** .
#32 - ringrong (09/14/2013) [-]
NigNog
NigNog
User avatar #31 - pizzamuffins (09/14/2013) [-]
lol are the rumors true?
User avatar #29 - hoboguyman ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
#28 - fefe (09/14/2013) [-]
You're a ******* ****** .
#27 - tenthdivine (09/14/2013) [-]
wut it do mah ***** ?
#45 to #27 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/14/2013) [-]
not much mah dude what it do
User avatar #48 to #45 - tenthdivine (09/14/2013) [-]
Meh. Just woke up, it's my aunt's birthday today so I'm expected to go to her party with her two loud-ass kids and my two loud-ass brothers, I've got a headache and I just wanna sit home and play WoW... >.>
#50 to #48 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/16/2013) [-]
i know how you feel. my birthday is this friday adn ill be 21 gonna go get drunk and have some fun
User avatar #52 to #50 - tenthdivine (09/16/2013) [-]
Hell yeah dude, be safe and make good choices!
#53 to #52 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/18/2013) [-]
dont worry im not a retarded drunk. ok i kinda am but i dont hook up with any girls when im drunk only when theyre drunk
User avatar #54 to #53 - tenthdivine (09/18/2013) [-]
Well that's good I suppose >.> I've never been drunk haha
#55 to #54 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/18/2013) [-]
ive only been drunk a few times but i cant stand beer it just tastes so nasty but liqour i drink it and the taste goes away after like 2 drinks and i never drink enough to passout
User avatar #56 to #55 - tenthdivine (09/18/2013) [-]
I like Yuenglings beer, but I'm more of a whiskey, vodka, or rum drinker. Citrus Smirnoff mixed with sprite... delicious.
#57 to #56 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/18/2013) [-]
i completely agree with the smirnoff and sprite its delicious
User avatar #58 to #57 - tenthdivine (09/18/2013) [-]
Goes down so smooth and sweet, but still has that bite ya know? I love it!
#59 to #58 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/19/2013) [-]
oh god yeah its delicious. the only kinda well i guess you could call smirnoff beer that i like. cant stand bud or miller can drink corona with no problems but smirnoff ice just tastes so right
#26 - ramboboss **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
hi, ******
User avatar #25 - captfuckhead (09/14/2013) [-]
sup, ****** ?
#24 - dragonmark (09/14/2013) [-]
Something tells me you're black. True?
#43 to #24 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/14/2013) [-]
actually not true
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