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#358 - thank you. I shall laugh pretty hard on this day. 01/17/2014 on Beware the Bear 0
#32 - maybe she did only write the initials but none of the other ki… 01/15/2014 on My sides are in orbit +1
#203 - its revenge. she stole my charger and took it to her friends h…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Beware the Bear +3
User avatar #365 - mvtjets (02/03/2014) [-]
"not just for her for the gift bags they give out to everyone on little kids birthdays"

Collateral damage much?
#366 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (02/04/2014) [-]
i dont like half of her friends. theyre all girls that i would have hated in school. you know those really preppy girls that always giggle really weirdly and act like theyre top shit and get in between good guy friends by inticing them with sexual improvications? yeah those are her friends. plus some are just annoying. one of them looks like a gorilla bashed her face in and she still thinks she looks good another looks like a justin beiber gangster wannabe that sounds like a gremlin gosh mashed in there somewhere. and the rest just.... i dont even know.
#287 - firesky (01/15/2014) [-]
Guess that's a reason.
User avatar #207 - klauszen (01/15/2014) [-]
You might proceed then
#25 - my mom used to do it too. its because I had other siblings and…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2014 on My sides are in orbit +5
#29 - MrMarioman (01/15/2014) [-]
I'll give you that, but why would the parent write the son's full name on the underwear for example, as the school in the greentext found out the culprit?
User avatar #33 - badmonkey (01/15/2014) [-]
Because she suspected it was him, and indeed it was
#32 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/15/2014) [-]
maybe she did only write the initials but none of the other kids had the same initials so they just put 2 and 2 together. if not that then I don't know.
#41 - they hated each other at first arguing about who was more want… 01/15/2014 on Samurai Fucking Jack +2
#71 - I live in 'murica and ive only ever had the triple baconator 2… 01/15/2014 on Fatty 3 +1
#186 - im going to buy these for my little sisters birthday in a mont…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Beware the Bear +5
#235 - kiyo (01/15/2014) [-]
Disturbingly funny. I could actually imagine that situation.
#358 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/17/2014) [-]
thank you. I shall laugh pretty hard on this day.
#194 - firesky (01/15/2014) [-]
Which circle of hell did you spawn out from?
#203 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/15/2014) [-]
its revenge. she stole my charger and took it to her friends house and broke it and then stole my spare charger without telling me and broke that one as well so this is revenge.
User avatar #365 - mvtjets (02/03/2014) [-]
"not just for her for the gift bags they give out to everyone on little kids birthdays"

Collateral damage much?
#366 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (02/04/2014) [-]
i dont like half of her friends. theyre all girls that i would have hated in school. you know those really preppy girls that always giggle really weirdly and act like theyre top shit and get in between good guy friends by inticing them with sexual improvications? yeah those are her friends. plus some are just annoying. one of them looks like a gorilla bashed her face in and she still thinks she looks good another looks like a justin beiber gangster wannabe that sounds like a gremlin gosh mashed in there somewhere. and the rest just.... i dont even know.
#287 - firesky (01/15/2014) [-]
Guess that's a reason.
User avatar #207 - klauszen (01/15/2014) [-]
You might proceed then
#889 - schizofan you sneaky bastard. I cant believe I didn't see this… 01/15/2014 on link to song in desc +1
#120 - edictzero why do you do this to me? 01/14/2014 on Manly tears were shed 0
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#65 - I... I have to watch this again. though im really not looking … 01/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#6 - why is that dogs leash coming out of its ass? 01/11/2014 on Right?? 0
#10 - who else sat here a tried to see exactly where the loop starte… 01/11/2014 on Studying for exams 0
#13 - no wonder people try to steal the toothpaste when its $55 for … 01/11/2014 on Only a master could defeat... 0
#115 - you made a mistake with the pictures from Australia. it should… 01/11/2014 on (untitled) +1
#55 - its even worse. even her ass wrinkles have ass wrinkles that c… 01/11/2014 on black man +4
#39 - aight little ***** , stay fresh and stay in school. 01/11/2014 on So I slept with this girl... +4
#60 - I can climb a rope but ive never for the life of me been able … 01/11/2014 on hold my beer.... 0
#417 - haha im not really black this is my old xbox gamertag I had to… 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled 0
#412 - ive never had to deal with anything close to that and just rea…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled 0
User avatar #413 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
That slut just deserves to get her vag torn. But looking at your username, you wouldnt get this kind of problem since you've got a big D
#417 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
haha im not really black this is my old xbox gamertag I had to change it from what it really was and me and my black friend decided to put it at blakguy haha.
#408 - it would be pretty good as a payback because then the girl no …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled 0
User avatar #410 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
worse part is where she makes eye contact throughout. All of us can't handle that... its too painful.
#412 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
ive never had to deal with anything close to that and just reading it brings up a burning rage in my gut. seriously if I was that guy somehow able to hold in my anger and everything up until that point I would have gone batman and broke her jaw while his dick was in her mouth and forced it like that so only a doctor could fix it hours later.
User avatar #413 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
That slut just deserves to get her vag torn. But looking at your username, you wouldnt get this kind of problem since you've got a big D
#417 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
haha im not really black this is my old xbox gamertag I had to change it from what it really was and me and my black friend decided to put it at blakguy haha.
#404 - I see that's awesome. I used to crowshette a bit when I was yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled +1
#595 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
this is me in my completed outfit; my shadow makes me look huge, you can't see the shoulder-cape very well, the sheath for the shortsword is on a belt beneath the coat, the knifebelt doesn't look too great in this angle, the axe looks far better than it actually is and you can't see my awesome boots
#400 - well I cant entirely relate you there. im about 7 inches and t…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled +1
User avatar #403 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
i also do research to improve my natural skills
i hand-sew about half of my assassins creed costume
my costume involves big black work-boots, dark grey mock-denim, a black v-neck t-shirt, an official assassins creed black hoodie (the one with the zip on the side), a knifebelt made from three different ladies belts, a hand-sewn red sash and a hand-sewn shoulder-cape.
the idea was to pick certain details from each major character:
altair's sash, ezio's cape, connors hand-axe (with elasticated holster), edward's hidden blade and desmond's hoodie
#404 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
I see that's awesome. I used to crowshette a bit when I was younger and I know I spelt it wrong I just honestly don't remember how to spell it its been so long.
#595 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
this is me in my completed outfit; my shadow makes me look huge, you can't see the shoulder-cape very well, the sheath for the shortsword is on a belt beneath the coat, the knifebelt doesn't look too great in this angle, the axe looks far better than it actually is and you can't see my awesome boots
#395 - well, no. at least not that ive heard of anyways. but it doesn…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled 0
User avatar #398 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
great well i'm 19 and 4 inches at best.
just about the only good thing i have going is my hands have been called godly.
whether it's cooking, massage, getting a girl off, sewing or gaming- my hand-eye coordination, dexterity and skill is above normal
#400 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
well I cant entirely relate you there. im about 7 inches and the girl im talking to now one of my childhood friends(I know very anime like having a childhood friend you end up with) either way she cant really get off with penetration never has always told me before we ended up together with her exs. and ive never had to worry about using my hands or mouth so much before now I have to actually figure out how to use my hands to get her off but luckily apparently im hella good with my mouth and tongue. but I must say to you this. size really in all honesty doesn't matter(unless you're 2 inches or less) because if you can learn how to use it to hit certain spots as well as using your hands like you know how then you're good to go.
User avatar #403 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
i also do research to improve my natural skills
i hand-sew about half of my assassins creed costume
my costume involves big black work-boots, dark grey mock-denim, a black v-neck t-shirt, an official assassins creed black hoodie (the one with the zip on the side), a knifebelt made from three different ladies belts, a hand-sewn red sash and a hand-sewn shoulder-cape.
the idea was to pick certain details from each major character:
altair's sash, ezio's cape, connors hand-axe (with elasticated holster), edward's hidden blade and desmond's hoodie
#404 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
I see that's awesome. I used to crowshette a bit when I was younger and I know I spelt it wrong I just honestly don't remember how to spell it its been so long.
#595 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
this is me in my completed outfit; my shadow makes me look huge, you can't see the shoulder-cape very well, the sheath for the shortsword is on a belt beneath the coat, the knifebelt doesn't look too great in this angle, the axe looks far better than it actually is and you can't see my awesome boots

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User avatar #61 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
#62 to #61 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/01/2013) [-]
go ahead I don't really even care much for them I never even read how to get them anyways
User avatar #63 to #62 - itemexchange (11/02/2013) [-]
thanks
#60 - tender (10/12/2013) [-]
Maxed out the comment hahaha. Good Game sir
User avatar #49 - dirtydollar (09/14/2013) [-]
You are Melanistic.

opposite of albino
#51 to #49 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/16/2013) [-]
i know what melanistic means lol i may be ****** but im not dumb ****** like obama
User avatar #41 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - illutvar (09/14/2013) [-]
hey come her, listen, you must be crazy, cant u see this guy is a Ni....


oh, dreadfully sorry.

Cant you see this man is a Ni?
#47 to #38 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/14/2013) [-]
i like your pretty little white ass
#36 - thefjgienni **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
You are a spick
User avatar #35 - trygve (09/14/2013) [-]
You filthy filthy ******
#46 to #35 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/14/2013) [-]
1 c@nt h31p 1t 1 w@$ ju$t b0rn t0 st3al $h1t @nd typ3 l1k3 @ r3t@rd
#34 - Womens Study Major (09/14/2013) [-]
Did you hear? Your a ****** .
#32 - ringrong (09/14/2013) [-]
NigNog
NigNog
User avatar #31 - pizzamuffins (09/14/2013) [-]
lol are the rumors true?
#28 - Womens Study Major (09/14/2013) [-]
#27 - tenthdivine (09/14/2013) [-]
wut it do mah ***** ?
#45 to #27 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/14/2013) [-]
not much mah dude what it do
User avatar #48 to #45 - tenthdivine (09/14/2013) [-]
Meh. Just woke up, it's my aunt's birthday today so I'm expected to go to her party with her two loud-ass kids and my two loud-ass brothers, I've got a headache and I just wanna sit home and play WoW... >.>
#50 to #48 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/16/2013) [-]
i know how you feel. my birthday is this friday adn ill be 21 gonna go get drunk and have some fun
User avatar #52 to #50 - tenthdivine (09/16/2013) [-]
Hell yeah dude, be safe and make good choices!
#53 to #52 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/18/2013) [-]
dont worry im not a retarded drunk. ok i kinda am but i dont hook up with any girls when im drunk only when theyre drunk
User avatar #54 to #53 - tenthdivine (09/18/2013) [-]
Well that's good I suppose >.> I've never been drunk haha
#55 to #54 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/18/2013) [-]
ive only been drunk a few times but i cant stand beer it just tastes so nasty but liqour i drink it and the taste goes away after like 2 drinks and i never drink enough to passout
User avatar #56 to #55 - tenthdivine (09/18/2013) [-]
I like Yuenglings beer, but I'm more of a whiskey, vodka, or rum drinker. Citrus Smirnoff mixed with sprite... delicious.
#57 to #56 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/18/2013) [-]
i completely agree with the smirnoff and sprite its delicious
User avatar #58 to #57 - tenthdivine (09/18/2013) [-]
Goes down so smooth and sweet, but still has that bite ya know? I love it!
#59 to #58 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/19/2013) [-]
oh god yeah its delicious. the only kinda well i guess you could call smirnoff beer that i like. cant stand bud or miller can drink corona with no problems but smirnoff ice just tastes so right
#26 - ramboboss **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - captfuckhead (09/14/2013) [-]
sup, ****** ?
#24 - dragonmark ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Something tells me you're black. True?
#43 to #24 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/14/2013) [-]
actually not true
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