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#37 - you that aint cool tho  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2013 on You sure it is not yours? +1
User avatar #38 - subadanus (11/21/2013) [-]
Everyone thinks I'm cool, or at least I do. One person said I was stupid tho.
#39 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/21/2013) [-]
I was just saying It because I wanted to say tho tho
User avatar #40 - subadanus (11/21/2013) [-]
I know that tho.
#57 - everybody gets one haha 11/21/2013 on plurnkturn 0
#182 - alright since we are all sharing weird sexual experiences here… 11/21/2013 on Awkward Sexual Experiences... +1
#52 - not still with her but we are still friends. she ended up havi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2013 on plurnkturn +1
#53 - cosmicapprentice (11/21/2013) [-]
HURRAY for happy endings!
#57 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/21/2013) [-]
everybody gets one haha
#49 - I really did. about a week later we went on a date and dated t…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/21/2013 on plurnkturn 0
User avatar #51 - cosmicapprentice (11/21/2013) [-]
Now please tell me you're still with her, or at least you're still friends.
#52 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/21/2013) [-]
not still with her but we are still friends. she ended up having to move to the other side of the country so we couldn't really see each other and she had a previous bad experience with a long distance relationship so we ended it right there but we are still good friends and we do still talk alot
#53 - cosmicapprentice (11/21/2013) [-]
HURRAY for happy endings!
#57 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/21/2013) [-]
everybody gets one haha
#41 - had a similar thing happen to me once. I was out with my frien…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/21/2013 on plurnkturn +1
#47 - cosmicapprentice (11/21/2013) [-]
Please tell me you went on a date with her.
#49 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/21/2013) [-]
I really did. about a week later we went on a date and dated thereafter for about a year.
User avatar #51 - cosmicapprentice (11/21/2013) [-]
Now please tell me you're still with her, or at least you're still friends.
#52 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/21/2013) [-]
not still with her but we are still friends. she ended up having to move to the other side of the country so we couldn't really see each other and she had a previous bad experience with a long distance relationship so we ended it right there but we are still good friends and we do still talk alot
#53 - cosmicapprentice (11/21/2013) [-]
HURRAY for happy endings!
#57 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/21/2013) [-]
everybody gets one haha
#454 - you have to admit tho nobody could spell 11/21/2013 on why am i getting so many... 0
#81 - can we all just stop here for a second and think about the fac… 11/21/2013 on Happy Hunger Games 0
#132 - I have 2 things to say here. 1: doesn't the queen and all of t… 11/21/2013 on The empire never ends! 0
#78 - hmm mayhaps but then if you think about it when you look at a … 11/21/2013 on Time 0
#257 - im so glad that Australia isn't an enemy of americans. just th… 11/21/2013 on Meanwhile in Australia 0
#139 - i see. that makes sense 11/21/2013 on Cats 0
#12 - the cat was thinking "ill kick your ass with your own fig… 11/20/2013 on U wot m8 0
#108 - you watched it on Netflix didn't you. I had the same problem 11/20/2013 on Cats 0
#107 - don't be sad you aren't the only one without a cat. im hella s…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Cats 0
User avatar #109 - drldrl (11/20/2013) [-]
He wasn't a true dragonslayer.
User avatar #113 - fizzor (11/20/2013) [-]
In a sense that he wasn't taught by a dragon. Laxus is a second gen dragonslayer.
User avatar #122 - drldrl (11/20/2013) [-]
He's artificial. Like an android, it isn't really human, but it's close.
#139 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/21/2013) [-]
i see. that makes sense
#97 - they have a major problem with the spiders hiding in peoples s…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Meanwhile in Australia 0
#249 - EdwardNigma (11/20/2013) [-]
We have tons of deadly snakes, people always forget that.
The Tasmanian Devils being scary is news to me though, they always look so damn cute. And they can't be a huge threat. They are being wiped out by a disease or something. Poor guys. Maybe you mean the Thylacine, these terrifying dog creatures that can do...well, that jaw thing. Don't know much about them, maybe they hunt in packs. Seems possible, they're like dogs. But they really are extinct.

And you wanna know what else?
We haven't even found everything yet. There are more species out there in the wild, where humans don't go. We only have 20 million people, and so much fucking land left. Granted its mostly, if not all, other insect species we haven't found, but for all we know, theres a fucking giant ass centipede that massive fangs and hundreds of legs, that spits acid at you. I wouldn't be surprised. And we're the kind of people that would pick it up and be like "Aww shes beautiful"
#257 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/21/2013) [-]
im so glad that Australia isn't an enemy of americans. just their badassery alone is enough to wipe us out let alone the world. we would see you marching over the horizon and we would laugh at first then we would see you all cuddling the worlds most dangerous creatures and in that instant we would surrender
#35 - the baby doesn't give a **** whats going on until… 11/20/2013 on Well, that escalated quickly +1
#176 - ah I see. I used to love pizza hut for only one reason. my unc… 11/20/2013 on Twitter Rooftop Breakup +1
#174 - wait. new England? confusing. but then you see where he is com…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Twitter Rooftop Breakup +2
User avatar #175 - odapac (11/20/2013) [-]
I lived in New England for 5 years. Every place I been to had pizza joints open all night. Now I'm out in the Mid west and the best we can hope for is Pizza Hut.
#176 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/20/2013) [-]
ah I see. I used to love pizza hut for only one reason. my uncle is some sort of like really great chef so to say for fast food restaurants and such and he worked there for the longest time. he would always make me free pizzas or p'zones. and if you eat from normal pizza hut places you should know its like they barely put anything on the pizza at all like they put on the bare minimum. but my uncle made it like you see in the actual commercials. not cardboard with sauce and cheese on it but pizza with the best of all the toppings so for the longest time I loved pizza hut then after my uncle quit working there I went there one day and realized that my uncle actually made the food there taste not just edible but utterly delicious and most others that work there now make the food taste like it came out of an elephants asshole. then I went to new York with a friend a few years ago and tried some pizza place up there and oh my god normal pizza just doesn't do it for me anymore
#171 - depends on what kind of pizza he wants to get because you know…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Twitter Rooftop Breakup +3
User avatar #173 - odapac (11/20/2013) [-]
Trust me, my best friend just got his new place in Midtown after modeling in NYC for a few years I know the level of NYC pizza. He has me so far in the pizza game I can't get out. And the best part? Both of these individuals can go and get breakup pizza at 3 in the morning and drown their sorrows in it. Best part of living in New England, I miss it...
#174 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/20/2013) [-]
wait. new England? confusing. but then you see where he is coming from. may not be the right time to ask it at all but it could even save their relationship if they talk about their problems over some good delicious pizza
User avatar #175 - odapac (11/20/2013) [-]
I lived in New England for 5 years. Every place I been to had pizza joints open all night. Now I'm out in the Mid west and the best we can hope for is Pizza Hut.
#176 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/20/2013) [-]
ah I see. I used to love pizza hut for only one reason. my uncle is some sort of like really great chef so to say for fast food restaurants and such and he worked there for the longest time. he would always make me free pizzas or p'zones. and if you eat from normal pizza hut places you should know its like they barely put anything on the pizza at all like they put on the bare minimum. but my uncle made it like you see in the actual commercials. not cardboard with sauce and cheese on it but pizza with the best of all the toppings so for the longest time I loved pizza hut then after my uncle quit working there I went there one day and realized that my uncle actually made the food there taste not just edible but utterly delicious and most others that work there now make the food taste like it came out of an elephants asshole. then I went to new York with a friend a few years ago and tried some pizza place up there and oh my god normal pizza just doesn't do it for me anymore
#34 - I have discovered the secret to immortality!!!!! 11/20/2013 on Ham planets +1
#135 - I.... I already get this reference.... 11/20/2013 on Plot thickening 0
#76 - but how do you know? it doesn't say whether the effective rang…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Time 0
User avatar #77 - brcstar (11/20/2013) [-]
But wouldn't time be everything?
#78 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/21/2013) [-]
hmm mayhaps but then if you think about it when you look at a star in the night sky you are seeing the image of it from millions of years ago. so would it effect everything in the entire universe? or would it just effect as much as its power supply allowed it. I would have to imagine that it wouldn't be able to effect everything in the entire universe with a power supply that small as in the picture but say something like a nuclear power place or a bunch of them maybe who knows exactly how much it would need
#6723853 - nooo I got rolled into a picture that was flagged and I cant e… 11/20/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#82 - you don't even understand the power of the norris 11/20/2013 on Your Move, Chuck 0

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User avatar #61 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
#62 to #61 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/01/2013) [-]
go ahead I don't really even care much for them I never even read how to get them anyways
User avatar #63 to #62 - itemexchange (11/02/2013) [-]
thanks
#60 - tender (10/12/2013) [-]
Maxed out the comment hahaha. Good Game sir
User avatar #49 - dirtydollar (09/14/2013) [-]
You are Melanistic.

opposite of albino
#51 to #49 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/16/2013) [-]
i know what melanistic means lol i may be ****** but im not dumb ****** like obama
User avatar #41 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - illutvar (09/14/2013) [-]
hey come her, listen, you must be crazy, cant u see this guy is a Ni....


oh, dreadfully sorry.

Cant you see this man is a Ni?
#47 to #38 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/14/2013) [-]
i like your pretty little white ass
#36 - thefjgienni **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
You are a spick
User avatar #35 - trygve (09/14/2013) [-]
You filthy filthy ******
#46 to #35 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/14/2013) [-]
1 c@nt h31p 1t 1 w@$ ju$t b0rn t0 st3al $h1t @nd typ3 l1k3 @ r3t@rd
#34 - anonymous (09/14/2013) [-]
Did you hear? Your a ****** .
#32 - ringrong (09/14/2013) [-]
NigNog
NigNog
User avatar #31 - pizzamuffins (09/14/2013) [-]
lol are the rumors true?
#28 - anonymous (09/14/2013) [-]
#27 - tenthdivine (09/14/2013) [-]
wut it do mah ***** ?
#45 to #27 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/14/2013) [-]
not much mah dude what it do
User avatar #48 to #45 - tenthdivine (09/14/2013) [-]
Meh. Just woke up, it's my aunt's birthday today so I'm expected to go to her party with her two loud-ass kids and my two loud-ass brothers, I've got a headache and I just wanna sit home and play WoW... >.>
#50 to #48 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/16/2013) [-]
i know how you feel. my birthday is this friday adn ill be 21 gonna go get drunk and have some fun
User avatar #52 to #50 - tenthdivine (09/16/2013) [-]
Hell yeah dude, be safe and make good choices!
#53 to #52 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/18/2013) [-]
dont worry im not a retarded drunk. ok i kinda am but i dont hook up with any girls when im drunk only when theyre drunk
User avatar #54 to #53 - tenthdivine (09/18/2013) [-]
Well that's good I suppose >.> I've never been drunk haha
#55 to #54 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/18/2013) [-]
ive only been drunk a few times but i cant stand beer it just tastes so nasty but liqour i drink it and the taste goes away after like 2 drinks and i never drink enough to passout
User avatar #56 to #55 - tenthdivine (09/18/2013) [-]
I like Yuenglings beer, but I'm more of a whiskey, vodka, or rum drinker. Citrus Smirnoff mixed with sprite... delicious.
#57 to #56 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/18/2013) [-]
i completely agree with the smirnoff and sprite its delicious
User avatar #58 to #57 - tenthdivine (09/18/2013) [-]
Goes down so smooth and sweet, but still has that bite ya know? I love it!
#59 to #58 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/19/2013) [-]
oh god yeah its delicious. the only kinda well i guess you could call smirnoff beer that i like. cant stand bud or miller can drink corona with no problems but smirnoff ice just tastes so right
#26 - ramboboss **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - captfuckhead (09/14/2013) [-]
sup, ****** ?
#24 - dragonmark (09/14/2013) [-]
Something tells me you're black. True?
#43 to #24 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/14/2013) [-]
actually not true
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