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#142 - My God. Joe hart was standing less than 1 yard from where the …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Ladies... 0
User avatar #145 - ballsofpenis (11/15/2012) [-]
but yet he didnt even though he is an exellent goalie, implying the freekick was just too good and too well placed :D
User avatar #151 - BwainPhreeze (11/15/2012) [-]
No, it was bad goalkeeping, Joe hart began to move the wrong way before zlatan even kicked the ball. I, quite literally, could have saved that, easily.
User avatar #154 - ballsofpenis (11/15/2012) [-]
with the facts afterwards you surely could, who the fuck couldnt. I could prevented world war 2 if i would have killed hitler as a baby but i had to know it first.... a basic thing though, a goalie has to cover the area behind the wall aswell where he just as easily could have shot it, he made the wrong call and because of the speed and placement of the brilliant freekick he couldnt save it. simple as that
User avatar #156 - BwainPhreeze (11/15/2012) [-]
You lack basic understanding of football tactics, goalkeeping in particular. When against a free kick, a goalies priority isn't to protect behind the wall, as that is why the wall is there. They protect where they stand initially, as Hart didn't. If Zlatan managed to get the ball over the wall and in from 40 yards, then it would have been acceptable, but as it went in where Joe Hart is supposed to specifically protect, It is considered terrible goalkeeping.
User avatar #162 - ballsofpenis (11/15/2012) [-]
its not his priority agree, never said that: "a goalie has to cover the area behind the wall aswell" he made the call zlatan was going to shoot over in which case you have to move before the ball is struck or close enough to be able to save that area, he understood his mistake, changed direction, but because of the speed and accuracy in zlatans kick he still couldnt save it. zlatans kick = brilliant
User avatar #164 - BwainPhreeze (11/15/2012) [-]
When someone is taking a free kick from that far out, you don't 'predict' where it's going, you will almost always have time to get there based on reaction. Even though Hart did move early, he STILL had time to move back, and even dive, but he just stood there, and dived horribly late, a large cock up, and he realised it, as he fell to the floor.
User avatar #176 - ballsofpenis (11/15/2012) [-]
Not when zlatan takes the kick, hes to fucking awesome to not predict and then you are in deep shit. Here comes the awesome placement into picture again; by laying it low and behind the people running in for a header its hidden until its too late. Well i will just agree to dissagree because im frankly tired of this conversation, but feel free to continue to respond ;D
User avatar #201 - BwainPhreeze (11/15/2012) [-]
OK, to sum it up, thank you sir for sharing your respect and love of the game. Football <3
#138 - TERRIBLE goalkeeping by Joe Hart for the last 2 goals by Zlata… 11/15/2012 on Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Ladies... +7
#213 - Goldfish one isn't true people. They are able to learn tricks,… 11/15/2012 on Fun Facts +2
#34 - No more armor lock in Halo 4! But that's besides the point. I …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on REALLY!?! With Seth Meyers 0
User avatar #35 - downtownbosscat (11/14/2012) [-]
But it's okay, he doesn't use his brain like he should. Or sprint. Or power weapons, Or pistol. Or now-a-days the controller, he's usually texting.
#35 - Thanks buddy  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on Lol wut? 0
User avatar #43 - antiponiesuser (11/13/2012) [-]
porcus
#35 - Dolphrin an' Rayle!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on people. what r u doin?... +5
#58 - denercov (11/13/2012) [-]
Fuck you Murcierago an' fuck you Garrado!
#32 - What is porcus? I know the rest :)  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Lol wut? 0
User avatar #33 - antiponiesuser (11/12/2012) [-]
pig,dude,PIIIIG
User avatar #35 - BwainPhreeze (11/12/2012) [-]
Thanks buddy
User avatar #43 - antiponiesuser (11/13/2012) [-]
porcus
#18 - Why did Susie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. … 11/10/2012 on Anti-jokes Comp 0
#36 - Only in Germany 11/10/2012 on Brush your teeth 0
#23 - Taste in women doesn't truly come down to whether I find them …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on Hmm.. -20
#33 - broorb (11/04/2012) [-]
Your taste in women is what you're attracted to, bro.
#19 - LP?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on iWar 0
#21 - Bomiheko (11/04/2012) [-]
let's play. they play a game with live commentary
#20 - Katy Perry. Zooey Deschanel is NOT hot. Katy Perry is.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Hmm.. -45
User avatar #77 - thegirlyoudespise (11/04/2012) [-]
They're both hot.
#31 - fannypackattack (11/04/2012) [-]
But... They look the same... And Zooey's quirkiness makes her that much more attractive to me than Katy. I'd bang.
#22 - ehwhatever (11/04/2012) [-]
You Sir, have such a bad taste in women...
User avatar #23 - BwainPhreeze (11/04/2012) [-]
Taste in women doesn't truly come down to whether I find them attractive or not.
#33 - broorb (11/04/2012) [-]
Your taste in women is what you're attracted to, bro.
#109 - Thumbed because of the 'lasht' 11/04/2012 on have you sean that before +1
#38 - Before we all slate this person, £5 coins are incredibly rare… 11/04/2012 on How much? 0
#37 - >Because this "great plan" wouldn't work. 11/03/2012 on Lock Picks -5
#36 - >"She" >"Genius" >No.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2012 on Lock Picks -7
User avatar #37 - BwainPhreeze (11/03/2012) [-]
>Because this "great plan" wouldn't work.
#39 - I have the limited edition preordered :D 11/03/2012 on Facebook 0
#14 - i got fnv and f3 goty together for £30 on xbox  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2012 on he waited for us all. 0
#17 - sourpotato (11/02/2012) [-]
I got Fallout 3 GOTY Edition for £7 pre-owned. You know how much a regular copy was pre-owned? £7
#63 - I'd say it looks more like Vivi from Kingdom Hearts.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2012 on summoners code comp 0
User avatar #72 - justadude (10/31/2012) [-]
him too, or is it 'her'?
#20 - *sigh* PS3 fag. Graphics are equal on Xbox and PS3 as where th…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2012 on A Brief Explanation -2
#22 - xchocolatethunderx (10/30/2012) [-]
*sigh* Dumbass fag. PS3 has noticeably better graphics than Xbox 360
#24 - lazyvoltage (10/30/2012) [-]
I actually always thought the Xbox 360's graphics looked better, but I might just have been mildly retarded...
#25 - xchocolatethunderx (10/30/2012) [-]
I know that it isn't all that matters, but PS3 games are all Blu-Ray discs. Whereas 360 games are on normal discs.
User avatar #29 - awesomanium (10/30/2012) [-]
Blu-Ray doesn't necessarily mean better graphics.
It just means there's more capacity on the disk, which may not be used for making a game better visually.
#322 - Born -Mitis How the...? 10/29/2012 on First Song 0
#142 - thought it was a deathclaw there. Was slightly dissapointed, b… 10/29/2012 on My costume 0
#16 - I turned the sound off. 10/29/2012 on Every damn time this happens! -3
#157 - Coming out May 2013 .... On pornhub. 10/27/2012 on Oh yes... 0
#290 - Blue would be best.... Obviously the ability to fly, but the f… 10/27/2012 on Bad luck 0
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User avatar #1 - anbieter (04/06/2013) [-]
What's going on with your username``
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