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#38 - And what were the contradictions exactly?  [+] (4 new replies) 18 hours ago on Evolution of the Halo series. 0
User avatar #66 - wertologist (11 hours ago) [-]
Forerunners not being human is a big one. All the books and games point to humans being Forerunners. The games drop subtle hints and clues(only humans can operate Forerunner tech) and then Guilty Spark straight up calls the Master Chief "Forerunner". In the books they mention it more than the games. The Prophets even knew it. That's why they declared humans to be killed. They realized if the Covenant knew that humans were the very beings they have been worshiping for countless years, the entire Covenant would collapse and they would most likely kill the Prophets for lying. They did it to cover up the truth. Then Halo 4 comes out and says "yeah, fuck the lore. We're changing it". A smaller contradiction is Cortana saying Dr. Halsey created her. Halsey DID create her, but it contradicts Reach(though Reach isn't canon either).

I was really upset with 343i. I love Halo. The Fall of Reach is my favorite book and I love the other books and games. It really irritated me that 343i just shit all over a great story with great lore and backstory. Despite Reach and Halo Wars not being canon, I still enjoyed them for gameplay reasons. Their stories never happened though.
User avatar #62 - nathanbiggs (14 hours ago) [-]
The main contradiction I can think of off the top of my head is the Mark 5/6 armor. It's never really explained why the Mark 6 armor changed so drastically, and in the beginning cutscene when Halsey is being interrogated it shows Spartans that should be wearing Mark 5 armor instead wearing the Halo 4 variant Mark 6 armor. It has been a while, so i'm probably forgetting something. The plot itself was horrible, but not just because of contradictions.
User avatar #67 - wertologist (11 hours ago) [-]
The biggest contradiction was the Forerunners. They are human, but in 4 they are a whole different species who just happen to have an ancient war with humanity. All sorts of Forerunner tech and gadgets are found all over in perfect condition, but none of the human tech.

All the games and books point to humans being the Forerunners.
User avatar #45 - avengeralpha (17 hours ago) [-]
yeah I don't know what the fuck he is talking about?
#71 - sorry, Elder  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Apocalypse Briefcase +1
User avatar #72 - thelizardlord (18 hours ago) [-]
This is a simple survival kit, made for the average Joe, not the ideal super tech bunker
#69 - Not hoarding tech??? What is this? the NCR?  [+] (3 new replies) 18 hours ago on Apocalypse Briefcase +5
User avatar #70 - thelizardlord (18 hours ago) [-]
Shhhhh don't let the peasants know
User avatar #71 - BwainPhreeze (18 hours ago) [-]
sorry, Elder
User avatar #72 - thelizardlord (18 hours ago) [-]
This is a simple survival kit, made for the average Joe, not the ideal super tech bunker
#57 - Feelium 09/29/2014 on Fucking Hybrids +9
#43 - Picture 09/27/2014 on hax 0
#453 - Why am i not in this??? Oh yeh im not famous lol  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on Tribute to our king +1
User avatar #563 - theoneaboveall (09/27/2014) [-]
The ones named are actually hated. He put the names there because it fits with the whole "everyone joins"
#11 - jokexplain  [+] (9 new replies) 09/24/2014 on One of the best Family Guy... 0
#27 - mr skeltal (09/24/2014) [-]
How are u so fuckin basic? Seriously if you never heard that stereotype you must be from backwards ville (anywhere that dont spek english 1st) or you're like 8
User avatar #16 - hiker (09/24/2014) [-]
In China, Mao instated a "one-child-per-family" rule in order to deal with overpopulation. Young boys were favored as children, due to them having a higher chance of providing well for their family later on in life. So when a family gave birth to a daughter, they would be killed off in order for the family to still have the opportunity to get a boy.

Thus when Death respawned as a Chinese girl, he was swiftly offed and returned to being Death.
#23 - mr skeltal (09/24/2014) [-]
+ the fact that when they marry the girl takes her husband name and her belongings goes to him.
#20 - mr skeltal (09/24/2014) [-]
Mao didn't. Mao actually banned contraceptives - he wanted as many people as possible in the idea that more people meant more power. The one-child policy actually came from the backlash to the population boom (which was a reaction to so many people dying in the great leap forward.
#14 - Bobtheblob (09/24/2014) [-]
Girls in China are not as valuable as boys, and are sometimes killed when they're born for being a girl.
User avatar #13 - reaperriley (09/24/2014) [-]
In china you can legally only have one child, that plus in asia countries like china and india they want boys. So thus it results in parents murdering their daughters to get a son.
User avatar #12 - The Captain (09/24/2014) [-]
I second this
User avatar #15 - reaperriley (09/24/2014) [-]
refer to my comment above you.
User avatar #95 - The Captain (09/25/2014) [-]
Ah thank you.
#192 - Anyone care to try and explain the viewpoint that anti-GG are …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on Gamergate website list +1
#208 - WiggsMaGee (09/24/2014) [-]
Alot of sites have painted gamegate simply as a 'misogynistic' attack on feminists and independent women...since though who have gotton alot of flakk are prominent internet feminists
Naturally to many people who don't follow this stuff closely all they will see is
'Men attack female game developers!'
This combined with the DOXXing, death threats and RL info leaking that BOTH sides have done in abundance means that those only seeing one side of the wall support the SJWs here.
The only VALID criticism i can think of right now for opposing gamergate was that the whole thing started through the leaking of a person's sexual activities to the public... which, while it did highlight the corruption prevalent in the industry... I do not support naming and shaming online
#157 - Every year. Purple names are 2009, i missed it by 6 months… 09/24/2014 on Apparently I'm still new here 0
#156 - Wow. I will always remember those 'top flash videos'. …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Apparently I'm still new here +6
User avatar #197 - MrSunday (09/24/2014) [-]
one of the videos that always stuck out in my mind was "don't cyber in holland." now i bet all the incest freaks will jerk off to it

#161 - kingbubbles (09/24/2014) [-]
Cant forget the old madness and claymation clips either
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User avatar #2 - swagfagit (09/20/2014) [-]
you know what, **** you ******
User avatar #3 to #2 - BwainPhreeze (09/20/2014) [-]
Did mom confiscate the xbox again?
User avatar #4 to #3 - swagfagit (09/20/2014) [-]
other fag is on account at the same time
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User avatar #1 - anbieter (04/06/2013) [-]
What's going on with your username``
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