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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/01/2009
Last Login:1/24/2014
Location:England
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Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
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#8 - Um.. okay. So? Who gives a **** how it was made? 11/16/2009 on cookie sales +2
#7 - I'd like to see you walk the Empire State Building.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2009 on Sarcasm and Stupidity +16
#11 - Psykopathic (11/16/2009) [-]
Give me a BigMac at the top and I'll do it :D
User avatar #8 - TheJCaesar (11/16/2009) [-]
Give me some rocky music and I'll do it.
#9 - manbearpigone (11/16/2009) [-]
Hell ya lets do it...d we need to get people to follow u too?
#10 - anonymous (11/16/2009) [-]
Nahh it's okay. I run with Verizon.
#31 - Wow you're right. Without the thumb, she looks like a stuck up… 11/16/2009 on fuck wands -1
#17 - Yay. I just punched a hole through my laptop screen. … 11/15/2009 on You can't Resist +6
#15 - Damn speed hacks! 11/15/2009 on Killer Turtle -1
#5 - Holy **** , run for your lives! It's a pissed of b… 11/15/2009 on fuck wands -1
#3 - But what about the women who don't have children, boob jobs, b…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/15/2009 on Woman -5
#20 - anonymous (11/15/2009) [-]
You guys are clueless on where baby's come from.....everyone knows the stork delivers baby's to your house.
User avatar #30 - Burningblaze (11/15/2009) [-]
the same person who told me the stork brought me put me in the corner for lying
#75 - anonymous (11/15/2009) [-]
so, wheres the baby?
*stork* ohh, you and me are gonna make the baby!
#23 - anonymous (11/15/2009) [-]
no the hospital makes them
#12 - anonymous (11/15/2009) [-]
Real women don't have children????
#18 - anonymous (11/15/2009) [-]
No, moms have children. xD
#4 - anonymous (11/15/2009) [-]
real women dun have children?
User avatar #7 - Ninja Ninja (11/15/2009) [-]
Oh God...*shudders*
....moms...not real?
User avatar #8 - supersparta (11/15/2009) [-]
Mommy, where do babies come from?
User avatar #5 - popped (11/15/2009) [-]
Win
#53 - Umm... **** .. err... B?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/15/2009 on 4chan Alphabet +5
#65 - anonymous (11/15/2009) [-]
c
#73 - anonymous (11/15/2009) [-]
er....... uh dorahhhhh D!
#76 - anonymous (11/15/2009) [-]
T
User avatar #77 - OnlyInRussia (11/15/2009) [-]
nigger
User avatar #81 - towtruck (11/15/2009) [-]
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp!!!!
#79 - anonymous (11/15/2009) [-]
SOI


(its only a matter of time before the combo breaker......)
#76 - I already tried going out with a butcher, but she still didn't… 11/15/2009 on Mm MMMMmmm 0
#4 - I heard they recently found a missing page to the Bible. It's …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2009 on bible spoiler -3
#6 - anonymous (11/14/2009) [-]
You are...AWESOME
#13 - Imma thinkin of wut to put. Imma forgotted. :D 11/14/2009 on Mellwin's profile 0
#5 - Holy **** , that Dog is gonna be ******** … 11/13/2009 on bring it +1
#71 - **** , she looks like one of the Hunters out of Pr… 11/13/2009 on ROTC +4
#5 - Wait, you mean this is actually real, I.E not a Photoshop? Wow... 11/13/2009 on STOP +5
#6 - Actually, it's a camera, but as far as we're concerned, yes, i… 11/12/2009 on I'VE GOT THE PACKAGE +8
#14 - This SHALL be me in the future XD 11/12/2009 on Denny, you sneaky bastard. +7
#27 - So what, when you watch porn, you prefer the woman to making a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2009 on Coke vs. Pepsi +18
#50 - anonymous (11/12/2009) [-]
Nah, that's called a fetish
#28 - anonymous (11/12/2009) [-]
Not pickly?
#100 - *Project Natal will be death to the Wii. Just noticed a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2009 on Xbox 720 Concept +2
#105 - anonymous (11/12/2009) [-]
project natal will be the death to every gaming system out there and those who own them will have their faces melted off from the awsomeness of the natal, their will be no wars, no world hunger untill natal acesses our govenment data base and takes over the missle launching sicwence and will be our new leader and if we do not worship it dailey as a god the world as we know it will be abletorated.

Just notced a coupl of things all of you left out and thought id correct it for you
#125 - anonymous (11/12/2009) [-]
You're a faggot

Just notced a few things all you left out and thought id correct it for you
#58 - Ah, I love Atheism, it allows you to do a lot of fun stuff Rel…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2009 on Atheists +9
User avatar #67 - Apathy (11/11/2009) [-]
I have yet to lunge at the Pope, really looking forward to it though.
#64 - anonymous (11/11/2009) [-]
Ive done all of those, being reigious.
#62 - anonymous (11/11/2009) [-]
you sir, are my hero
#5 - Lol... Saved at the last minute by a man holding a cat XD  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2009 on 4chan stepped in quicksand 0
#7 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]
it's longcat =o
#4 - IMMA SAY HELLO :D 11/10/2009 on Vivianna's profile 0
#59 - Sigh, I'm sick of you idiotic Americans stereotyping the Engli…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/10/2009 on CHEATING WIFE +9
#76 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]
Not all Americans are idiotic, nor are we all patriotic morons. Tbh everyone who loves their country is an idiot.
#80 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]
dude everyone who loves their country is an idiot? dude you need to listen to a nice old song called critical ecclaim by avenged sevenfold. its good im sure ul like it! have a nice day! :)
#86 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]
That song isn't old, cock breath.
#64 - OnyxLiar (11/10/2009) [-]
Actually, Spain found America first.. Christopher Columbus.. You know, history?
But if you want to get reaallly technical, the Vikings found it first. lol
I don't understand this sudden hate between the British and Americans.. especially on this website. I mean, wtf?
#69 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]
There wouldn't be a swine flu if we treated the pigs better.
#91 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]
lol ur number 69 hahahahaha
#73 - Agreed. Why the **** should you care? You're not …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2009 on concequences +4
#77 - anonymous (11/10/2009) [-]
gays say what what in the butt
#24 - *Ditto Learn to spell, retard. Unless you actually m… 11/09/2009 on Wrong Number +1
#11 - ... What? He is a dude. And he's being groped by a woma…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2009 on This is wrong on so many... +2
#12 - anonymous (11/09/2009) [-]
yes but the characters at disny land/world arent allowed to talk so that could be a woman under there and they would never know.
#19 - anonymous (11/09/2009) [-]
I didn't think that bugs was disney... but whatever you say
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User avatar #4 - The Devil (01/22/2010) [-]
Your going to hell.
User avatar #3 - Mellwin (12/01/2009) [-]
Aw rly. Forgotted things isn't good >.<
Wanna sammich? :DD
User avatar #2 - Vivianna (11/10/2009) [-]
Aw fella, hello to you too :3.
User avatar #1 - YaayForRandom (11/10/2009) [-]
*Poke*
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