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#9 - My cat died last week. Still a bit weird not having her around… 11/19/2009 on I believe I can fly! -1
#3 - Probably a qualitist, or something. Someone who cares about th… 11/19/2009 on Optimist Or Pessimist? 0
#6 - Nice ass? You think an ass that looks like a pair of rubber ba… 11/19/2009 on WTF? +1
#1 - So true. BTW, did you also know that the guy who acted out Vad…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2009 on So true. +6
User avatar #4 - JackSchidt (11/20/2009) [-]
go to youtube and search for darth vader original voice---there are videos of the undubbed dialogue---imagine threepio in the vader suit lmfao
#7 - Deathstare (11/20/2009) [-]
I only listen to those whose opinion matters
#48 - My god, this is true. If you're not a complete asshole, don't … 11/19/2009 on FREEDOMFROMLIFE EAT SHIT! +12
#69 - You WOULD. So WOULD most guys. But you won't. And you never wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2009 on HOORAH! +24
#96 - anonymous (11/19/2009) [-]
That's necrophelia
#64 - Funny :D But I want to know is why Diglett had a go at …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2009 on Diglett's new home +12
#69 - anonymous (11/19/2009) [-]
hes not black hes Indian! captcha: setup
#68 - anonymous (11/19/2009) [-]
lol true true
#10 - Yup. It requires some artistic thinking, but you should get th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2009 on Numerical Sex Positions +6
#14 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
oh i get it =)
#87 - Wow, your dick must be tiny. And malformed. Seriously, go see …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2009 on Dr. Robotnik -3
#90 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
what the heck you talkin about? he said it looks like A dick, not HIS dick. you gotta learn how to read dumbshit
#96 - anonymous (11/19/2009) [-]
Well is it a test to see if im gay? If I fail then im straight, so thanks.
#7 - You forgot the 12. But otherwise, funny pic XD  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2009 on Numerical Sex Positions +3
#8 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
12?
User avatar #10 - BurntBiscuits (11/18/2009) [-]
Yup. It requires some artistic thinking, but you should get there eventually. Just try overlapping the two and the one, with the curve on the two being the woman's legs.
#14 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
oh i get it =)
#12 - Which is just one of the reasons why it fails. Nice ide…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2009 on Fuck with your friends +4
#24 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
minimize the taskbar, that way only the start key on keyboard will operate
#33 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
we think similarly, commenter #12... :-P

Don't you love people with ID10T syndrome?
#10 - Oh, trust me, these quotes are all credible and all very relev…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2009 on So Painfully true +4
#11 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
true they were smart but they also used people for their own agendas.
#14 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4 - "SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS SPEAKING!" Th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2009 on Walmart Greeter +70
#43 - anonymous (11/19/2009) [-]
It's aisle not isle you fucking RETARD. Your spelling sucks dick!!! I can't believe a bunch of morons thumbs'd up an even bigger MORON.
#8 - Boobs = Natures perfect creation.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2009 on the booby power +5
#11 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
can you still say that about those that are saggy? = /
#13 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
entropy...(meaning anything perfect will over time revert to an unperfect state)
#44 - Oh and Tobacco and Alcohol can't? If you had a brain cell o…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2009 on michael phelps +13
#48 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
you dont even have to smoke it. you can eat it, put it in a salad, make brownies or cakes, you can even make butter out of it.....imagine, cinnamon toast with weed butter...gives you munchies for...... more cinnamon toast with weed butter!

trust me its delicious!
#45 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
I think they should all be illegal, they all kill people, and have addictive drugs in them.
#96 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
False! no part of Marijuana is addictive.
#12 - Or people with lives.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2009 on FUNNY MILITARY WARNINGS +9
#16 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
...says the guy browsing funnyjunk...
#28 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
No one asked you for your shitty opinion, faggot.....
#14 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
This slice of win is quite a tasty treat.
#14 - Any genuinely intelligent person would realise that what you h…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2009 on Monkeys +6
#16 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
But what he's saying is that race is a social construct, in order to even be considered a different race within a species there must be a significant difference in DNA, but all human beings share 99.9 % of the same genetics, therefore there is no such thing as race, different colored skin tones do not count as different races. We simply create characteristics that go with different cultures but we are all in fact the same race.
#10 - At least #3 didn't have trouble spelling WIN, idiot. 11/18/2009 on Tonight is the night +3
#182 - Funny, yet sad. All those children so deluded, it nearly makes… 11/18/2009 on Dear God -11
#11 - I have to agree. also, unlike the others who are in bikini top… 11/17/2009 on What is your Decision? +2
#6 - What else does it have to do with then? Swine means pig, but y…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2009 on swine vs bird vs zombie flu 0
User avatar #7 - Redzero (11/17/2009) [-]
alright i fucked the pig!
#10 - anonymous (11/17/2009) [-]
I knew it!
#7 - Yes, let's all kill ourselves, that's exactly what we should d…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2009 on Americans -4
User avatar #13 - Irony (11/18/2009) [-]
Hang on there, we'd better cover our asses and only suggest that a 'undefined portion' are stupid. ^^

We can, however safely assume that that portion is a fairly large number.
#1 - The look they're kicking each other in the ass o.O  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2009 on Cloning +12
User avatar #2 - yoman (11/17/2009) [-]
lol 'we're a little short of resources right now china, so if you'd be good enough to kick your own asses...'
#4 - anonymous (11/18/2009) [-]
Looks more like North Korea to me.
User avatar #7 - yoman (11/18/2009) [-]
oops, sorry China.....or sorry N Korea....?....erm
#21 - Every game you encounter that's compatible I.E None (Or at lea… 11/16/2009 on the differences of mac and PC +4
#18 - I love the way that out of everywhere else his face could have… 11/16/2009 on Shit-Faced +2
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User avatar #4 - The Devil (01/22/2010) [-]
Your going to hell.
User avatar #3 - Mellwin (12/01/2009) [-]
Aw rly. Forgotted things isn't good >.<
Wanna sammich? :DD
User avatar #2 - Vivianna (11/10/2009) [-]
Aw fella, hello to you too :3.
User avatar #1 - YaayForRandom (11/10/2009) [-]
*Poke*
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