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#102 - >much more logically and way faster But they didn't. Th…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/23/2012 on How to scare the piss out... -7
User avatar #136 - duskman (10/23/2012) [-]
They jumped straight to those sturdy handrails as if their life depended on it.
She basically jumped down the elevator shaft.

The men had higher chance of survival, the woman killed herself.
learn2analyze
#135 - nubarke (10/23/2012) [-]
Actually that guy's kinda right in what he's said, take a better look at both gifs (the two elevator buisnessmen was posted in comment #87):
1. Before the "tiles" fell, the woman was casually resting her hand on the bar, the only fixed thing you could grab on to if the floor really fell. As you can see, when the prank begins she panicks and releases her grip on the bar for a second as she moves to a tile that's already fallen (dumb move tbh... read #97 and #90). Just look at how easily she slides her hand over the bar: she can't be applying any pressure on it. So imo, there's no logical thought process behind the actions she takes, since both of them are basically the two worse things you could do in that situation.
2. Look at the orders in which the tiles fall, relative to the man on the background. The first one is located to the right of the man, and the last to fall is to his left. He's also slightly to the right of the bar. When the prank begins, his sidesteps to the left and most importantly, he quickly tries to grab the bar behind him. The man on the foreground does a similar thing. Their actions are far more efficient in increasing the chances of survival. And of course, when they do step on the center tiles, they are doing so because they realise that the floor is actually still supporting them.
I'm not saying, though, that the businessmen would have made it through. The posture in which the one in the background grabs the bar is quite awkward, you'd have to be quite physically fit in order to support yourself with just your arms at the initial angle (just when he touches the bar, his body is very separated from the bar so a very strong momentum would be applied on his shoulders). While they might have died as well, their ractions are indeed more logical than the woman's.
And inb4 feminazi hate, I'm not generalising, just talking about two particular cases. One of them happened to be a woman, the other were men, but that's as far as genders go.
User avatar #145 - Brucis (10/23/2012) [-]
>she moves to a tile that's already fallen
She can't see behind her. Neither can the guy. Point about the bar though. His whole post reeked of trolling though. Honestly, 'why women have to hold babies'? It's not even trying if he's trolling. And if he's not, he's just plain stupid. Azcoh below me was funny, Rufless was not.
#158 - nubarke (10/23/2012) [-]
Well the trolling was easy to spot indeed, but sadly I wouldn't be surprised if he actually, honestly believes what he wrote.
And about being able to see the tiles, keep in mind that we have more periphereal vision that you imagine. If something happens on the very edge of your vision field, you do notice, and the contrast between white tiling and void is very strong. As soon as the first tile begins to fall, the eyes subconsciously move to it and the whole floor gets in your field of view. I'm pretty sure you'd be able to tell which tiles are moving faster than the others.
#142 - nubarke (10/23/2012) [-]
Oh and no, I don't agree with #84. His point is quite absurd and the fastest way to make it a virgin till your 40's.
User avatar #201 - rufless (10/23/2012) [-]
What if I told you it's just some humor you may disagree with, and that I'm not a virgin?
No hard feelings, it was a goofy troll joke. You're the observative type ;)
#120 - >everybody is rolling in the comments, flooding the comment… 10/23/2012 on Sexy Halloween costumes +1
#234 - He has no idea what the fuck is going on. He looks so confused. 10/23/2012 on It's a trap... +7
#231 - >mfw people shit on OP because he doesn't necessarily like … 10/17/2012 on Not A Fuck is Given +8
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#160 - >americunt You seem to like that word a lot.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on Richard Dawkins and meme's +1
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#364 - Really now?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2012 on PokeMANiac +1
User avatar #378 - demideus (10/08/2012) [-]
It has to start somewhere. At the bottom where all the muk is. And I beat the elite 4 with muk on my team. Don't be hatin
#76 - It's an Atlus game called 'Catherine'. 10/07/2012 on Dont mess with his Grapes +1
#74 - >fivemuskaqueers 10/07/2012 on Dont mess with his Grapes +2
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Some awesome anon found a full version of this for me.
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Some awesome anon found a full version of this for me.
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#458 - ThisIsConnor (10/05/2012) [-]
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#267 - I honestly don't really use Hidden Power as I have no one nea… 10/02/2012 on I Still Like Pokemon +1
#253 - That is purely opinionated, but I Reuniclus is also one of my … 10/02/2012 on I Still Like Pokemon 0
#243 - Ghost/fire represent: 427 Sp.Atk bitches, highest non-uber…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/02/2012 on I Still Like Pokemon +8
#281 - metajunky (10/02/2012) [-]
prefer me to wreck your shit with stone edge or crunch?
User avatar #258 - ifearthelazerface (10/02/2012) [-]
Hidden Power isn't based on what Pokemon is using it. It's determined by the IV stats of the Pokemon. If you see a certain type on a moveset on Smogon for example, you still have to raise that Pokemon a certain way to have that type.

Chandelure is a tits Fire-type, but Ninetales is my favorite because of Drought
User avatar #267 - Brucis (10/02/2012) [-]
I honestly don't really use Hidden Power as I have no one nearby to play with. So when I saw Fighting for Hidden Power on Chandelure every time I assumed it was based on the Pokemon not IVs. My bad.
User avatar #249 - appleboom (10/02/2012) [-]
Reunicles is better.
User avatar #255 - swampert (10/02/2012) [-]
indeed they are both good but reunicles is a wrecking force
User avatar #644 - appleboom (10/03/2012) [-]
Especially with trick room

On a side note, why the hell do I always get red thumbs? First for liking Donna more than Rose, and now for liking Reunicles more than Litwik
User avatar #253 - Brucis (10/02/2012) [-]
That is purely opinionated, but I Reuniclus is also one of my favorites from Gen. 5, the other would have to be Galvantula.
If only we didn't have the fucking ice-cream cone and the trashbag. There's at least one stupid looking Pokemon in every generation.
#1882 - >mfw people don't realize this is how 4chan sees FJ >…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/02/2012 on Trolled Hard +10
User avatar #1896 - thisisrarity (10/03/2012) [-]
Being on reddit's level is a huge improvement.
Excluding /r/atheism, gaming, f7u12, wtf and other shit subs
#1890 - N. Korean citizen (10/02/2012) [-]
implying funnyjunk>reddit
lol faggot
#1889 - N. Korean citizen (10/02/2012) [-]
Reddit's level?
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#1127 - ThisIsConnor (03/11/2013) [-]
Proportions are weird as hell and need a re-working. Also lewd. BUT they clearly tried their best. Full color and pretty good color at that. Also hilariously cute slippers.
User avatar #1102 - ThisIsConnor (01/26/2013) [-]
Keep image uploads SFW. At the LAN right now.
User avatar #1103 to #1102 - Brucis (01/26/2013) [-]
Is that why you keep switching what you're playing every 5 minutes?
User avatar #1105 to #1103 - ThisIsConnor (01/26/2013) [-]
Also, Halo 4?
#1106 to #1105 - Brucis (01/26/2013) [-]
>Halo 4
>with our connection
#1107 to #1106 - ThisIsConnor (01/26/2013) [-]
>Not wanting to play a game with me.
#1108 to #1107 - Brucis (01/26/2013) [-]
Fine feggit.
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - ThisIsConnor (01/26/2013) [-]
What's your NAT at? Mine's at moderate and there's nothing I can do about it.
#1110 to #1109 - Brucis (01/26/2013) [-]
Moderate, what the shit.
#1111 to #1110 - ThisIsConnor (01/26/2013) [-]
Can you get it open?
#1112 to #1111 - Brucis (01/26/2013) [-]
I tried once and it didn't work. cry evry tiem ;_;
User avatar #1116 to #1115 - ThisIsConnor (01/26/2013) [-]
About to have a Smash Bros. Melee tournament in half an hour. Been training all week. You?
#1117 to #1116 - Brucis (01/26/2013) [-]
Nothing, some Dragon's Dildoes.
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - ThisIsConnor (01/26/2013) [-]
Alright. Sorry I haven't been on lately. I should definitely be on tomorrow though. After work of course.
#1119 to #1118 - Brucis (01/26/2013) [-]
All work and no play makes you a faggot.
#1120 to #1119 - ThisIsConnor (01/26/2013) [-]
>Implying that's what I've been doing.
#1121 to #1120 - Brucis (01/26/2013) [-]
What have you been doing?
User avatar #1124 to #1121 - ThisIsConnor (01/27/2013) [-]
No but seriously. It took me completely off guard. Seeing Penthouse posters is the last thing you expect when walking into a girl's room.
#1126 to #1125 - ThisIsConnor (01/27/2013) [-]
>Lesbian
#1123 to #1121 - ThisIsConnor (01/26/2013) [-]
Please get online.
#1122 to #1121 - ThisIsConnor (01/26/2013) [-]
Stuff. Lots of SSBM training in the commons, plus going there whenever Logan sleeps. Talking with people in the hall. Going to class. Browsing the internet. Being invited to check out a lesbian's room.
User avatar #1104 to #1103 - ThisIsConnor (01/26/2013) [-]
Yeah. People wanted to see some stuff. What's up man? Been a while.
#1101 - ThisIsConnor (01/08/2013) [-]
One day...
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