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BruceLeroy

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Date Signed Up:3/05/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#130 - ...I know anon is prob being sarcastic, but I actually do sit …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Sexism in the Washroom 0
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#171 - shunkahawolf (01/09/2015) [-]
no, get the whole pee shy, and shit shy thing. i had it when i was a little kid. but holding it in started to get way to uncomfortable, that and i realized i would never see these people again so that helped alot. honestly what i would recommend is just ignore everything but the dump.
#128 - bazda is right. I'm a female, and thus have had a lot of exper… 01/09/2015 on Sexism in the Washroom 0
#52 - Weird Americans. It was a comedy central show.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2014 on It's happening. 0
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#53 - secondfunction (11/06/2014) [-]
Thanks babe.
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#102 - GShock (11/06/2014) [-]
Ugly Americans, not "Weird" Americans. Unless Weird Americans was it's name outside the US.
#12 - I think someone is just jealous of that magnificent mustache. 10/11/2014 on Allahu Akbar +8
#279 - Comment deleted 09/16/2014 on Problem Post 0
#61 - I also find it uncomfortable, plus the index finger has way mo… 07/28/2014 on How to spot a lesbian 0
#2071 - I just wanted to thank you for your advice. Sometimes everybod…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
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#2072 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
You're very welcome, I hope everything works out for you! Oh it's my pleasure, thank you
#2043 - Yeah, its ok to have your own feelings. I mean, there are prob…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#2057 - warofarts (07/23/2014) [-]
your right! thank you so much XD
#2029 - Well, I don't have a lot of things to say that can help, since…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts +1
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#2037 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
Right on man
#1999 - Age: 24 Sex: Female Location: North Carolina Gener…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
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#2018 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
He defiently likes you, I think by always talking about intimate things he might be assessing how game you, for want of a better term. I think you should ask him to go out for a drink, or invite him to yours for a movie night or something, perfectly innocent but makes it the perfect opportunity for anything to happen, that's a great starting point! good luck!
#2071 - BruceLeroy (07/23/2014) [-]
I just wanted to thank you for your advice. Sometimes everybody just needs someone to listen. I think you are doing a wonderful thing by reply to all those people with positive messages. You're a cool dude.
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#2072 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
You're very welcome, I hope everything works out for you! Oh it's my pleasure, thank you
#183 - Fair point in not having that level of official expertise, but…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 8 0
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#303 - Dropkicksxxx (06/23/2014) [-]
Vaild point, most of my comment wasn't directly aimed at you, it was more of a "just in general".
#137 - I , a girl, asked my mom whether it is possible for an adult …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 8 0
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#154 - Dropkicksxxx (06/23/2014) [-]
Nurse, not a doctor, and definitely not an expert in otolaryngology. Having worked in hospice for years I can say that one of the most irritating things is dealing with someone who has a bachelors degree in nursing deciding that they're a doctor. No offense to you, but the mindset itself just irks me.
#183 - BruceLeroy (06/23/2014) [-]
Fair point in not having that level of official expertise, but I also think experience counts for something. My mom has been a pediatric nurse for over 30 years, so she actually deals more directly with the patients. Many patients she has known for over 18 years, having been their nurse since childhood up through adulthood. She has seen these kids grow up, kids with chronic illnesses, and she has not noticed any sort of correlation between the screaming during colic and lower voices as adults. Like I said, I also had colic and have a normal voice. I personal do not know a great deal about vocals, but I find it hard to imagine that crying done as an infant would have that sort of lasting effect. Surely vocal cords change over time, especially during puberty. All I'm saying is that I trust the opinion of a veteran nurse more than a picture on an internet.
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#303 - Dropkicksxxx (06/23/2014) [-]
Vaild point, most of my comment wasn't directly aimed at you, it was more of a "just in general".
#42 - naw, but the prison guard (Frank Oz) IS the voice of Yoda. And… 06/10/2014 on Boba Fett Unmasked 0
#14 - Perhaps you might know, but it seemed to be that 'otaku'' is u…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Ken Sama +2
#30 - dullsun (06/06/2014) [-]
Both of the points you raised, I'm not sure if I was cringing, butthurting or what, but i completely missed them the first time around.

Thanks to this, and logiblack posting the full version, let's add to the list, shall we?
- "Otaku" used to refer to a fan of anime/manga, and not to a complete shut-in
- You can't "speak" kanji (nitpicky, I know, but kanji is purely written)
- Nobody follows bushido completely in modern Japan
- A 27 year old in high school? I think the cutoff age is 18.
- The kimono is very much a piece of formal wear - noone would just "wear it around town"
- Just your elders and superiors? You should be bowing to everyone

この「ケンサマ」と言う外人は本当に馬鹿者だと思う。で 、トロールなら、クソ上手なトロールだ。
In case google, or my Japanese skill, fucks this up: "This foreigner calling himself "Ken Sama" is honestly an idiot. But, if he's a troll, he's a damn good troll."
#18 - anon (06/06/2014) [-]
Also, otaku originally meant house, if you are communicating over distance. That is why neckbeards who stay inside all day and watch anime are called otakus. Because they basically become part of their house.
#9 - ah ok, fair enough. 05/14/2014 on I think I lost brain cells 0
#6 - Yet of all the ludicrous statements in that article, you chose…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2014 on I think I lost brain cells 0
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#8 - fantasma (05/14/2014) [-]
Oh, actually, upon pushing in the link it chose that quote.
I just said "fine" and left it alone.
#9 - BruceLeroy (05/14/2014) [-]
ah ok, fair enough.
#254 - Faceless eater. I"d like to know the back story on that one. 04/18/2014 on Hooded Hood 0
#19 - So....he used to be Sid from Toy Story? 04/17/2014 on Train Go Boom Boom 0
#79 - Good job dude! I have social anxiety disorder, which isn't so … 04/17/2014 on Read Description +1
#460 - Does anyone know what this is from? Not the FMA reference, the… 02/19/2014 on He is quite charming 0
#15 - "don't come to us for sympathy, that's what your girlfrie…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/18/2014 on woman +62
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#132 - moistnuggests (02/18/2014) [-]
>girl: Man my vagina hurts, periods suck!
>her bf: Tell me about it! Being a woman sucks, I feel your pain.

>Guy: Your girlfriends will understand this problem of yours a hell of a lot better than I do. I've never had this problem and probably never will.
>Girl: Your hand will understand your dick a hell of a lot better than I will
>Guy: Doesn't change the fact I don't know what a period feels like. You being a bitch doesn't do anything about that.
#194 - anon (02/18/2014) [-]
The post doesn't say just period problems though. It says sympathy in general. And here's a little counter example.

Yes: "Aaarg I got hit in the balls!" "That sounds really painful, do you need an aspirin or help with anything?"

Yes: "My period hurts, periods suck!" "That sounds really painful, do you need an aspirin or help with anything?"

No: "I got hit in my balls!" "Your boys will understand this problem of yours a hell of a lot more than I do. I've never had this problem and probably never will. I know you're in pain but I'm not going to put any effort towards feeling bad for you because it's a pain I've never felt."

Even if you don't understand a situation you can still act like you're not a complete asshole.
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#211 - moistnuggests (02/18/2014) [-]
I'm just going to go ahead and point out that your "aspirin" suggestion sounds really sarcastic and to a woman on her period its very likely going to be interpreted as a joke which will likely be the start of an an argument.

Like I said in my other post, a boyfriend is there to provide comfort. If you're in pain and need someone to comfort you that we can do. Bitching at your boyfriend and expecting him to be completely sympathetic isn't going to get you anywhere.
#130 - doxkid (02/18/2014) [-]
...What exactly do we need a woman for then?

You just made yourself obsolete.
#352 - gearshift (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh come on, that was funny.

Have a thumb buddy.

Some people thumb down everything these days.
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#53 - hellomynameisbill (02/18/2014) [-]
a right hand isn't going to raise children.
a right hand isn't going to enjoy it.
a right hand isn't going to lubricate itself
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#54 - hellomynameisbill (02/18/2014) [-]
a friend can help you through insignificant girl problems.
a friend can talk to you about your own interests.
a friend can share your spare time.
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#49 - lolollo (02/18/2014) [-]
If we're not allowed to call you out on using sex as a bartering tool to get your way, you're not allowed to call us out on treating sex like a simple carnal pleasure with no emotional connotation.

The funny thing is that using it for your purpose is actually more petty than what any typical guy is stereotyped to view it as.
#859 - 22 09/06/2012 on Curiosity +1
#146 - lol...Bruce Leroy is a character from this hilariously bad bla…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on I Really Do +2
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#147 - spazzin (08/28/2012) [-]
Heard of it before. Never watched it tho.
#141 - It's not really a burn to myself since I'm a girl. Did you ass…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2012 on I Really Do +1
#143 - xchocolatethunderx (08/28/2012) [-]
I did and I am. But it's still kinda weird that you're watching gay porn.
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#144 - spazzin (08/28/2012) [-]
That would be like telling a dude it's weird for him to watch lesbo porn.
#145 - xchocolatethunderx (08/28/2012) [-]
I guess it's a double standard.
#142 - spazzin (08/28/2012) [-]
So.. you're not Bruce Leroy?
#146 - BruceLeroy (08/28/2012) [-]
lol...Bruce Leroy is a character from this hilariously bad blaxploitation/ martial arts film called The Last Dragon. It's good for a laugh, and I shit you not, the enemy's name is Sho'nuff.
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#147 - spazzin (08/28/2012) [-]
Heard of it before. Never watched it tho.
#138 - To which I would reply, "only gay porn, buddy." Che…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/28/2012 on I Really Do +2
#140 - xchocolatethunderx (08/28/2012) [-]
So you burn yourself to burn someone else? Unless you really are gay...
#141 - BruceLeroy (08/28/2012) [-]
It's not really a burn to myself since I'm a girl. Did you assume I was a guy because of my screen name? Because I didn't assume you were literally a piece of chocolate thunder.
#143 - xchocolatethunderx (08/28/2012) [-]
I did and I am. But it's still kinda weird that you're watching gay porn.
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#144 - spazzin (08/28/2012) [-]
That would be like telling a dude it's weird for him to watch lesbo porn.
#145 - xchocolatethunderx (08/28/2012) [-]
I guess it's a double standard.
#142 - spazzin (08/28/2012) [-]
So.. you're not Bruce Leroy?
#146 - BruceLeroy (08/28/2012) [-]
lol...Bruce Leroy is a character from this hilariously bad blaxploitation/ martial arts film called The Last Dragon. It's good for a laugh, and I shit you not, the enemy's name is Sho'nuff.
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#147 - spazzin (08/28/2012) [-]
Heard of it before. Never watched it tho.
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