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Date Signed Up:8/27/2010
Last Login:4/18/2014
Location:New Zealand
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#143 - Just wanted to thank you for your post. Been putting off going…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on jnovuse's profile 0
User avatar #145 - jnovuse (2 hours ago) [-]
You are the man Keep it up and never let the fire die down! Keep in touch! Thank you so much
#5 - Holy **** what is happening in this gif im mesmer…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on title +1
#6 - MercurySenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
It's a fish sucking on a sack.
#21 - One of the bonuses of having braces during school, always whip… 04/10/2014 on We've All Had This Day 0
#11 - flies the ball back between his legs and into play 04/08/2014 on (untitled) 0
#32 - They are both from New Zealand, where all our birds suck… 04/04/2014 on Precious Moss Potato 0
#11 - I saw this exact same comment on similar content a few days ag… 04/04/2014 on dad wit a penis +2
#11 - Have you tried them raw? My dad shucked one and its actually p…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Clams 0
User avatar #13 - yonyon (04/03/2014) [-]
We call the meat "Saint-Jacob's little nuts" (Sint Jacobsnootjes) literally translated. However, we don't have the disambiguity of "nuts" and "testicles" in this contect.
User avatar #12 - yonyon (04/03/2014) [-]
Yes, I did, a true delicacy.
#9 - Yea, ive seen that gif happen in real life. Looks bizarre when…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Clams +1
User avatar #10 - yonyon (04/03/2014) [-]
Tastiest jet-propelled motherfuckers there are, my (wo)man.
User avatar #11 - BroadSword (04/03/2014) [-]
Have you tried them raw? My dad shucked one and its actually pretty good.

Was on my friends boat and they had a little grill thing. Soon as we got back on the boat grilled them and had them, doesnt get much fresher than that. Im a guy btw haha
User avatar #13 - yonyon (04/03/2014) [-]
We call the meat "Saint-Jacob's little nuts" (Sint Jacobsnootjes) literally translated. However, we don't have the disambiguity of "nuts" and "testicles" in this contect.
User avatar #12 - yonyon (04/03/2014) [-]
Yes, I did, a true delicacy.
#7 - Isnt that a scallop in that gif?  [+] (8 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Clams +1
User avatar #8 - yonyon (04/03/2014) [-]
True, but then again they're both bivalves, a class of mollusks. So they're like cousins-ish.
#14 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
You a clam otaku?
User avatar #23 - yonyon (04/03/2014) [-]
What's an otaku?
User avatar #9 - BroadSword (04/03/2014) [-]
Yea, ive seen that gif happen in real life. Looks bizarre when they swim past you like that. Ive been diving for scallops quite a bit, very tasty
User avatar #10 - yonyon (04/03/2014) [-]
Tastiest jet-propelled motherfuckers there are, my (wo)man.
User avatar #11 - BroadSword (04/03/2014) [-]
Have you tried them raw? My dad shucked one and its actually pretty good.

Was on my friends boat and they had a little grill thing. Soon as we got back on the boat grilled them and had them, doesnt get much fresher than that. Im a guy btw haha
User avatar #13 - yonyon (04/03/2014) [-]
We call the meat "Saint-Jacob's little nuts" (Sint Jacobsnootjes) literally translated. However, we don't have the disambiguity of "nuts" and "testicles" in this contect.
User avatar #12 - yonyon (04/03/2014) [-]
Yes, I did, a true delicacy.
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User avatar #110 - kingxddd (03/21/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #112 to #111 - kingxddd (03/21/2014) [-]
what
#113 to #112 - BroadSword (03/21/2014) [-]
is your memory that bad?
dont play games with me ************
User avatar #114 to #113 - kingxddd (03/21/2014) [-]
But what do you want
User avatar #105 - thebannedzombie (08/07/2013) [-]
How is minecraft going?
User avatar #106 to #105 - BroadSword (08/07/2013) [-]
I havnt played in ages haha What about you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - thebannedzombie (08/08/2013) [-]
Been dabbling a bit in warcraft the last few months. Trying not to play any of my total war games till Rome 2 comes out.
User avatar #108 to #107 - BroadSword (08/08/2013) [-]
Ive been playing Company of heroes 2 and league of legends for the past couple of months started playing SC2 again
User avatar #101 - BroadSword (04/30/2013) [-]
thevoiceoftruth
#98 - aiwendel (02/24/2013) [-]
Hey man, how you doin' lately? Sorry we haven't talked in so much time, been busy, school and 						****					.
Hey man, how you doin' lately? Sorry we haven't talked in so much time, been busy, school and **** .
User avatar #99 to #98 - BroadSword (02/25/2013) [-]
2nd day living at halls of residence at university haha, been sooo much fun already. Been to two partys and im so knackered. I just got back from this awesome beach party thing with heaps of others from my hall. Looking forward to a great year at uni! What are you up to? :D
User avatar #100 to #99 - aiwendel (02/25/2013) [-]
************ :D I'm stuck at school, normal everyday ******** . We did do a massive and I mean massive harlem shake though. Good to hear you're having a good time :)
User avatar #84 - torexofthenight (10/31/2012) [-]
I never realized you play xbox, do I have you added?
User avatar #85 to #84 - BroadSword (10/31/2012) [-]
I dont think so, whats your gamertag?
User avatar #86 to #85 - torexofthenight (10/31/2012) [-]
Dark Lord Torex, you play Halo?
User avatar #87 to #86 - BroadSword (10/31/2012) [-]
Do I play Halo? **** yea I do. Cant wait to Jam halo 4 this tuesday! I havnt been playing much xbox recently but Ill be glued to to my xbox when that game comes out haha. My Gamertags Xlayer (The l is a i in caps because L was taken)
User avatar #89 to #87 - torexofthenight (10/31/2012) [-]
Lol wow, your service record puts me to shame :P, wonder if you play as good as the stats show.
User avatar #91 to #89 - BroadSword (10/31/2012) [-]
There was a site called You need to login to view this link that had leaderboards for k/d medals and all sorts of things and you could search by country. I was 2nd in New Zealand, my country >:)
User avatar #88 to #87 - torexofthenight (10/31/2012) [-]
Could you add me? Can't get to my xbox due to watching mother who just got out of surgery. Also, **** YEAH! Played Halo since the first, can't wait for 4, it looks so bad ass. I got limited edition preordered, and I'll be first in line at midnight :P. I'm gonna check out your reach service record btw lol.
User avatar #90 to #88 - BroadSword (10/31/2012) [-]
K/d of 2.5 huehuehue Im like mythic rank or something. The one with the moon haha. Thanks for the FJ points btw!
User avatar #92 to #90 - torexofthenight (10/31/2012) [-]
No problem, I don't need nor want them, so why keep them?
User avatar #93 to #92 - BroadSword (10/31/2012) [-]
How old are you btw?
User avatar #94 to #93 - torexofthenight (10/31/2012) [-]
You're free to guess, I don't share my age normally. Although if you guess correctly I'll tell you lol.
User avatar #95 to #94 - BroadSword (10/31/2012) [-]
Haha ok, just wanted to make sure I wasnt signing up to play with a squeaker. Im 17 turning 18 in just over a month
User avatar #96 to #95 - torexofthenight (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm no squeaker, lately I'm only seeing those on CoD. I can get loud at times don't get me wrong, the energy of the game will get me carried away and what not. But I hit puberty a long time ago lol, so I won't be killing your ears.
#97 to #96 - BroadSword (11/04/2012) [-]
Not long now...
Not long now...
#79 - waffies ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
damn straight! glad to add ya broski!
#80 to #79 - BroadSword (10/11/2012) [-]
You too :D Any chance you are good at gif making and could out broadsword on the end of this sword? Just as its about to end?
You too :D Any chance you are good at gif making and could out broadsword on the end of this sword? Just as its about to end?
User avatar #81 to #80 - waffies ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
sorry, im no gif maker, and im off to bed for now... but what IS that from???
User avatar #82 to #81 - BroadSword (10/11/2012) [-]
Haha, I have no idea, just found it on the interwebs
User avatar #83 to #82 - waffies ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
It's got a Gundam's head, but the animation, background, and fire is TTGL....
User avatar #78 - BroadSword (10/10/2012) [-]
396082
#57 - aiwendel (08/24/2012) [-]
This now transfers to your profile cause mine is unrepliable
This now transfers to your profile cause mine is unrepliable
#62 to #61 - BroadSword (08/24/2012) [-]
I WANT RON!!
#64 to #63 - BroadSword (08/24/2012) [-]
You dont know what im capable of.
You dont know what im capable of.
#66 to #65 - BroadSword (08/24/2012) [-]
Dont make me use this
#68 to #67 - BroadSword (08/24/2012) [-]
Oh im sorry, I didnt see you come in
#74 to #73 - BroadSword (08/25/2012) [-]
So im not important?
#42 - aiwendel (08/18/2012) [-]
By the way the correct way to say it is comrade. Whats compadre? O.O
By the way the correct way to say it is comrade. Whats compadre? O.O
#43 to #42 - BroadSword (08/18/2012) [-]
Its a spanish word.
#44 to #43 - aiwendel (08/18/2012) [-]
I don't speak spanish
I don't speak spanish
#45 to #44 - BroadSword (08/18/2012) [-]
Neither do I, Compadre.
Neither do I, Compadre.
#46 to #45 - aiwendel (08/18/2012) [-]
Well comrade I hate spanish :D
Well comrade I hate spanish :D
#50 to #49 - aiwendel (08/18/2012) [-]
But do you know what this refers to?
#51 to #50 - BroadSword (08/18/2012) [-]
As if millions of Jedi were suddenly killed at once
#52 to #51 - aiwendel (08/18/2012) [-]
It's refering to error 37, diablo 3 :P
It's refering to error 37, diablo 3 :P
#53 to #52 - BroadSword (08/19/2012) [-]
I have Diablo 3, but didnt realise that.
I have Diablo 3, but didnt realise that.
#36 - BroadSword (06/01/2012) [-]
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#31 - dopplis (05/14/2012) [-]
wow i havent talked to you in a while....
#32 to #43 - BroadSword (05/14/2012) [-]
its been 18 days! How are you coping with out my charm and wit?
its been 18 days! How are you coping with out my charm and wit?
#33 to #44 - dopplis (05/14/2012) [-]
got plenty of my own XD
#34 to #45 - BroadSword (05/14/2012) [-]
:( I felt needed. Anyways goodnight 11:35pm here, talk to you later i guess
:( I felt needed. Anyways goodnight 11:35pm here, talk to you later i guess
#35 to #46 - dopplis (05/14/2012) [-]
been up all night its 8:00 here
see ya around
#26 - dopplis (04/27/2012) [-]
i cant remember where i found you....
#27 to #38 - BroadSword (04/27/2012) [-]
I had an atheist post involving dogs, and we had a little debate, but in the end we were friends.

Still a better love story than twilight
#28 to #39 - dopplis (04/27/2012) [-]
..... wep that sounds like me.
so, how ya bin?
#29 to #40 - BroadSword (04/27/2012) [-]
pretty good, was sick from school today though, been in bed most of today :l but its the weekend nao and im probably going to buy prototype 2, have a jam then when im better go to the beach and maybe have a dive. what about yooh?
pretty good, was sick from school today though, been in bed most of today :l but its the weekend nao and im probably going to buy prototype 2, have a jam then when im better go to the beach and maybe have a dive. what about yooh?
#25 - dopplis (04/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #24 - BroadSword (04/17/2012) [-]
**BroadSword rolls 00**
#21 - Obscurity (04/16/2012) [-]
Oh **** haha, I didn't see that you had already posted the Passion of the Christ content before I did... Deleted mine. :p Sorry dude.
User avatar #22 to #23 - BroadSword (04/16/2012) [-]
Dont worry, i'll let you live ;)
#23 to #24 - Obscurity (04/16/2012) [-]
Aight lols.
#15 - flesheater (04/09/2012) [-]
u now have no re4d thumbs because today i am kind.
u now have no re4d thumbs because today i am kind.
User avatar #16 to #17 - BroadSword (04/10/2012) [-]
What? haha
#17 to #18 - flesheater (04/10/2012) [-]
i was passing saw u had red thumbs on comments so i removed them because i was in a good mood
i was passing saw u had red thumbs on comments so i removed them because i was in a good mood
User avatar #18 to #19 - BroadSword (04/10/2012) [-]
which comment was that? and why thank you sir
#19 to #20 - flesheater (04/10/2012) [-]
4 on arguing with a christian
4 on arguing with a christian
User avatar #20 to #21 - BroadSword (04/10/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
User avatar #8 - GrandPubah (09/06/2011) [-]
so, cracked.com is pretty fun huh?
User avatar #9 to #8 - BroadSword (09/09/2011) [-]
A mans gotta get enough thumbs to feed his family.
User avatar #10 to #11 - GrandPubah (09/11/2011) [-]
hahaha, touche
#11 to #12 - BroadSword (09/11/2011) [-]
They all got flagged and are long gone. Happy now? :'( didnt get to read comments. another sad face :'(
They all got flagged and are long gone. Happy now? :'( didnt get to read comments. another sad face :'(
User avatar #12 to #13 - GrandPubah (09/11/2011) [-]
flagged? For what? I didnt care that you posted them, I cared that you didnt give credit, but I saw you did on that last one
User avatar #13 to #14 - BroadSword (09/11/2011) [-]
I gave credit on all 3...
I edited the description of the first one after a couple of hours to give credit.
The description was long on the 2nd one as i had links so you had to click more to see it.
User avatar #14 to #15 - GrandPubah (09/11/2011) [-]
ah, I see, well cool man
#2 - teenspirit (03/30/2011) [-]
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O hi >.>
User avatar #3 to #2 - BroadSword (03/30/2011) [-]
Broadsword uses blow to head
User avatar #5 to #4 - BroadSword (03/30/2011) [-]
But it makes me feel so exquisite :D
User avatar #7 to #6 - BroadSword (05/16/2011) [-]
Whats with the mass pms man?..
#1 - anonymous (03/30/2011) [-]
Your the man
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